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(M+/ff-teens, humor) *** He came into the showroom in his bib overalls and straw hat, trailed by two nubile females wearing tiny Levi shorts and super-tight cut-off t-shirts, either one enough to give a bronze statue a hard-on. I immediately thought of Li'l Abner and Stupefying Jones or Bill Ward's fuckable cartoon girls with their outsized mams. I sat all three down at my desk, smiled, watched their boobs jiggle, adjusted my trousers, did introductions and asked how I could help him. He said he needed a new pickup truck, that one of his boys had rolled his old one into a ditch, and it was still there, tires in the air and would stay there until his "hard-headed, stupid-assed" son pulled it out and got it upright. "So no trade-in," I said with a smile, looking from tasty girl to tasty girl. They smiled back and sat up straighter. He nodded and sniffed. "Cept these two; they's both sixteen and ready for hard use." I blinked and said, "Pardon?" "This here's Cindy," he began, pointing, "no, that's Sally; t'other one's Cindy, the redhead, and they's boff good girls, prime, hot to trot. I popped 'em boff a while back; damn good pieces. Tight as bung holes and cock suck, lordy, first class, like a deep well. They's 'round sixteen, like I said." "You want to trade your daughters for a pickup truck?" I asked, looking at the smiling youngsters and feeling my cock begin to fill. They both looked interested and eager. Redheaded Cindy licked her lips and the other one sucked her forefinger in a very knowing manner for one so young. 'Sure. I got plenty of 'em. These here are about the youngest, freshest I reckon you could say. I don't 'spect either one's had more'n a dozen fellers. Ain' that right?" he asked and they nodded, smiling, licking their lips and looking hungry, squirming as if they itched, various body parts jiggling. "They go to school?" I asked, trying not to look at the stiff nipples stretching their thin shirts. He had said sixteen, but I doubted it, a Chinese gymnastic sixteen perhaps. "Sure," he said, "Boff a'them finished sixth grade, right?" They nodded and smiled, crossing their long legs. "Then them big boobs started popping out and the boys started drooling and such, you know, hanging around and sniffin'. Cindy's been home two years and t'other one just this year. Not doing nobody no good less'n yer innerested in bonking, an' who ain't?" So I guessed the older girl might for fourteen or fifteen and her sister twelve or thirteen. Either one could have passed for a college girl, at least their ripe bodies could, the faces were still quite young, pretty but unfinished, soft. If they weren't full grown, they were awful close. Old enough to pluck as my old grandpa used to say. "What kind of truck did you have in mind?" I asked, trying to ignore my arousal. "Jes' an ordinary half-ton," he said. "What d'they go fer these days?" "Oh, twenty-five and up," I said. "I can get you a stripped down model for about eighteen I think." "Four-wheel drive?" he asked. Both girls were sitting quietly, chewing gum and looking around the showroom. The other salesmen were sneaking peeks, and I sure didn't blame them. Their bare legs were about a yard long, shapely, well-muscled with just flip-flops on their big feet and the lower half of their butts hanging out and their belly buttons bare. "Say twenty-one thousand, at least," I told him, trying to adjust my pants again. "So what'll you give me for these, either one or both?" He nodded at his luscious daughters and pushed a wad of Red Man into his cheek. "I don't know. Pretty unusual. Off the top of my head, I'd say ten each if they're free and clear, no liens or anything, no husbands lurking about." "You hear that girls?" he asked with a grin. "Yawl kin buy Daddy a new truck." "Let's go look at some," I said, and he and the long- legged girls followed me outside, their swaying asses drawing a lot of attention in their ragged hemmed shorts, buttocks like volleyballs and skimpy shirts over jugs the size of softballs. We went down the line, and he picked out a red one right away, a 4x4. I showed him the sticker. He whistled. "Twenty-three thousand. Price a'sin is sure going up. Damn. You'll want three girls for it? I got some more at home, kind a'used, understand, or littler, younger?" He grinned and spat. "No,' I said, "these two will do it fine." He stuck out his hand. "Done! You got a deal boy and two fine lays, damn near tireless cause they's so young." He bent and whispered, "They ain' quite sixteen, y'understand." "I kind of guessed that. But they're very pretty." "Uh huh. Ain' right sure who their daddies is. Cindy's only red head we got, and Sally's pa might be one a'her uncles, curly head like that." "Well, you all can look over the truck. I've got to go check with the boss, get the paper work done. Might take ten minutes or so." By then a half-dozen salesmen including the randy pair of used cars guys were hanging around, chatting up the girls and showing their daddy the new truck's features. The boss damn near blew a gasket, and it took a while to settle him down. I told him we could share out the cost among the dozen or so salesmen and the twenty-some guys in service and parts. He checked and we had forty- one men and six females on the payroll, including some of his relatives who were seldom seen. "OK," I said, "we dock every man five hundred, say fifty a month for a year, and then everyone can get his ashes hauled once a month at least. What do you say?" He leaned back and rubbed his face. "Well, you know, I need a sample. Can't do a trade without a careful look." He smiled. "Lemme take one around the block, a short test drive." I went out and fetched the girls, shooing horny salesmen away, and they trotted right in, and while Cindy went to her knees and sucked the boss's puny cock, her sister gave him some big boobs to suck and maul, pushing her t-shirt up to her neck. It did not take long before we had names on papers and tags on the truck. Their daddy waved and the girls waved back and then stood there grinning at me, one on each side. I sent our parts runner out to get a couple of air mattresses, and we set them up in what had been the shop foreman's cubicle before we added the new building. By lunchtime when I took them out for hamburgers and milkshakes, they had laid all the management types and the service writers and several full-time mechanics. We had one happy working place although a few men had been taking naps in their offices. By mid-afternoon we had enough participants signed up at fifty a month that we could pay the wholesale cost of the truck and have some left over. So I took the girls shopping at Wal-Mart and let them buy whatever they wanted as long as they stayed under a hundred bucks. I insisted they get some underpants, a half- dozen since they did not seem to own any, and they went for the fancy tops and tight jeans and both got a bikini for some reason and baby doll nighties. While they were enjoying the aisles I bought a couple gross of condoms, assorted, and made appointments for them to get long-term birth control shots. I took them by the clinic and then to my house, had a quick supper and then the three of us adjourned to my king-sized bed and while I usually pride myself on my ability to please a woman, these youngsters wore in out in less than an hour, and we all got some sleep. My balls, by then, felt more like raisin than walnuts. The only word I could think for the last hour was "whipsawed," and I wasn't even sure what it meant. That was a pair of cock-hungry youngsters, I want to tell you. In the morning I had a really impressive piss-hard, and Cindy screamed like a banshee when I plowed her puffy furrow, bouncing her high off the mattress. She wrapped me in her legs and dug her finger nails into my back and gasped, "More, more, more," while we rolled around the bed and the other girl tried to sit on my chest and put her tight-lipped pussy into my mouth. Once the redhead had enough, I took the other one from behind and spent myself thoroughly while she squealed with joy. It was a lot like posthole digging, what I did, with my hands full of knockers. By the end of the first week, the boss gave me a raise, business was extra good, and the girls were still hot and horny. We had let some of our best customers have a sample and one of the guys that buys for a local government fleet had both of them, a real stud. By the end of the first month, we had settled into a pleasant routine. Most of the older guys were happy with a ram or two a month but the younger mechanics were still getting two of three chances to empty their balls each week. When the girls weren't busy on their back or knees, we got them into bright red Dodge Ram t- shirts and their little Daisy Dukes and then had them out dusting the cars on the showroom floor. That brought in a lot of lookers and tire kickers. When July came along, I suggested the girls do some washing of the cars parked facing the highway, and that drew some business but the cops made us stop after a couple of nasty, multiple-car rear end collisions. Sally started working out in used cars, in her tiny swimsuit, taking care of those boys and demonstrating fold-down seats for some of their customers. The boss took Cindy to the beach one weekend and leased out Sally to a friend of his for a boat party. In early September Sally ran off with the Snap-On tool guy. I called their Daddy and told him what had happened. He allowed that he was right chagrined and offered to bring me another youngster, who he claimed "could suck out an oyster with the shell closed." I told him we really weren't owed that much, just a half-year perhaps, and he suggested another trade. So Saturday, here he came in his red pickup with a curly-headed imp by his side. Milly he said her name was, and she was only about five feet tall but really well built with an unbelievable rack, a set fit for a girl at least a foot taller. I took Milly in to meet the boss while the boys explained the three-wheeled ATV to the farmer and got it up in the bed of his truck. Milly hopped onto the boss's lap, nuzzled his neck and popped out one of her big boobs for him to admire. He mauled her, sucked her and then shook my hand and gave me another raise. END * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. 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