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An Ode To Underground Tarts
by Ickric (ick_ric@yahoo.co.uk)

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Poem about swinging, or is it about underground trains. 
Either way, it's all just a bit of good old fashioned 
British humour. (MF, humor)

***

Now I will confess to you a secret if you’ll keep

That every single working day, with lots of women I do 
sleep

It doesn’t matter if they’re single, married or 
divorced

The age or size is of no concern, nor is their colour 
of course

There is something special about that great surprise

When taking in her beauty through my bleary eyes

The sceptics say “How could you?” as they lecture me in 
life

About the fact I’m married and should be faithful to my 
wife.

But my wife knows all about it and in fact it makes her 
grin

To think that many people would consider it a sin.

But alas! It’s not so grandiose; in fact you’ve made a 
boob!

‘Cos all these women I sleep with are just passengers 
on the tube!

We sit there, side by side just dozing and our heads 
begins to flop

Snoozing like back-benchers, just waiting for our stop.

And when we reach our destinations, politely we do nod

And go our own directions home, all upon our Todd.

So if you thought of any other reason, then maybe

You’ve got a wild imagination or a touch of jealousy!

But if I’ve made you smile a bit or laugh right from 
the heart

I dedicate this ode to you, my fellow underground tart!


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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than
a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world 
contract HIV every year. You only have one body per 
lifetime, so take good care of it!
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