("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text -------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2008. Please don't remove the author information or make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- Aristo The Penis Saint by Desert Bandit (address withheld) *** I was watching an Asian American comedienne, and she made a joke about how Asian girls only date white guys. Playing on that joke, this is a dark comedic story featuring a Greek guy with the superhuman ability to instantly make women orgasm the moment he slides into them. He is a rapist, that targets only the most beautiful Asian American women, who wears a mask and whispers in their ear "I'm Asian" after making them orgasm and cumming in their pussy. (MF, nc, rp, asian, sci-fi, fantasy) *** In Japanese folklore, legends tell of swordsmen so skilled with the Katana, that they become "Kensei" or "Sword Saints." Well, this is the story of a Green young man in his early 20's, who has attained such skill at the art of love making, he is a "Doi Chin Sei" or "Penis Saint." He has bedded countless women; some consensual, some not. He is a ruggedly handsome man's young man, the kind of handsome looks women want, but not pretty boy looks, meaning a man that men want to be. Standing at roughly 6'1, and in very good shape, he doesn't need to force himself on girls, plus, he speaks all other non-Greek languages with a Greek accent! And he's got flowing black hair, wavy, as with the typical person of Mediterranean ancestry. The Penis Saint, has attained the supernatural ability that upon first penetration, the woman will fill a mind-numbingly powerful orgasm. His prodigious sexual hunger can only be satisfied by the most beautiful woman, and he has had them of every flavor and every color, and of all ages from 15 to 50. However, in his travels around the United States, he felt anger, anger such as he had never felt before. He was angry because the majority of American white guys were total assholes, and yet most of the Asian guys were nice people and yet their girls were dating white guys! Something had to be done; the Penis Saint decided, American Asian girls needed to be taught a lesson, and thus, he would make it a point to bed as many as humanly possible, consensual or no! *** Traveling around San Diego, Aristotle Phalotactis, soaked up the sun, letting his olive skin become the color of bronze, allowing his rippling muscles to get closer to the skin. His sun bathing was interrupted, when he overheard an argument. A beautiful east Asian girl, a muscular white guy covered with tattoos, and an Asian guy were having a heated argument. The problem was that the Asian guy told the girl their father disapproved of who she was dating, the Asian girl complained, that dad was "phobie" (short for "fresh of the boat"), and basically told her brother to fuck off that it was her life, her body, and all that bull-crap. Slowly though, the Asian chick's bitchy voice was slowly being drowned out, as Aristo checked her out form head to foot; truly, a perfectly proportioned goddess of a woman. One of the prettiest he had seen. What on earth was such a monument to womanhood doing with that brutish Neanderthal, likely descended from Germanic barbarians who didn't even wipe their ass? Surely, as the Penis Saint, Aristo had to do something. However, he had to stalk the girl first, using subterfuge and top notch detective skill. In his home country of Greece, to be able to rape girls and satisfy his lust, he joined the Athenian police corps. He advanced quickly up the ranks, in his early 20's becoming a detective, when he decided to retire. Having a warped sense of honor, he did not abuse his position as police officer to rape girls. Instead he waited to quit the force before he did it, so as to not give the police corps a bad name. What he was planning to do anyway, was use his detective skills for stalking, and later raping girls. And in that Asian girl on the beach of San Diego, he had found his first target. *** Aristo, true to his Greek heritage and namesake, was also a latter day Greek philosopher. He did not like seducing women to satisfy his carnal hunger, because he felt it was much worse to lie to a woman and break her heart, than to simply take her by force. Being all philosophical about the crime, in his vanity, he figured that he was a beautiful man anyway, and that girls wanted him. Plus, his carnal hunger was so great because of his Greek ancestry, that during an encounter, his passion was so hot, while thrusting into a woman he literally became a saint. He no longer had body odor and instead smelled of a mixture of incense mixed with cologne, but the smell was faint, it was not strong. He did not need to buy any perfumes or body scents; his body naturally smelled that way from having achieved sainthood. Being careful to use his detective skills to find out everything possible about his intended, ah, "victims" (and I use quotations because they all had skull shattering orgasms), he found out as much as he could. Education, family, the works. Sexual health or number of past partners was not an issue for him because, having become a saint, he was immune to disease. He could literally fuck, and have, ANY gorgeous woman he wanted, regardless of her background. However... Having studied the Nicomedian Ethics, among other ethical systems, he did not want to use his newfound powers for evil. The women he chose to rape, were all brats disrespectful to their parents, or ungrateful with life's blessings. They were women unfaithful to their husbands, or women who neglected their children and were bad mothers. His power, the ability to make women orgasm, a supernaturally strong one, he saw as a punishment. To bad mothers, using his mystical powers, he made sure they would never have a man like him ever again. He would give them a taste of heaven, and then curse them to only have ugly inconsiderate men as lovers, as punishment for their evil. This time, he faced his greatest challenge; changing the minds and hearts of east Asian American girls. To do it, he would have to wear a mask, and it would have to be dark. Upon giving the girls orgasmic bliss, he would whisper in their ear "I'm Japanese American" or "I'm Chinese American" or a given east Asian ethnicity. Women, predictable as they are, given the number of inconsiderate not to mention bad feeling white lovers out there, would go running to an Asian guy, if they thought the man who had given them orgasmic bliss, was Asian. Thus he would satisfy his own hunger, and do American Asian guys a favor. Such... was his justification! *** The girl it turned out, was named Kelly Sung Pak; she was Korean American. She was a Stanford graduate who majored in Computer science, had done a lot of modeling work, and was employed at San Diego's branch of Microsoft. In addition to having gone to Stanford she was an overachiever who was also a Rhodes scholar. Upon further digging, he discovered that she only dated white guys in High School, lost her virginity "late" at the age of 20 while attending college, to a white guy, and not once had she even so much as given an Asian guy a blow job. Playing on stereotypes, Aristo thought that the more he found out, the more this girl fit the Asian American girl stereotype; beautiful, smart, and a total bitch. He was going to enjoy breaking her with the most powerful orgasm she will ever have. *** One of Kelly's loves was surfing in the nude. She found a deserted beach, and woke up before the sun was up to surf. The beach was on private property which belonged to a wealthy gated community, where her apartment building was located. Because in the past some desperate women had paid them so he would fuck them again, Aristo had amassed quite a fortune, and he knew how to swim with the sharks, and act like an arrogant handsome rich guy meaning, the private security guards at the gates of the community did not bother him. He purchased a house as far away from Kelly as possible so as to not draw suspicion, and he observed her. As she walked along the beach, he saw her naked form, and the fact that she was cleanly shaven down there. "my god" he thought "what a waste that such a beautiful girl is wasting her best years on swine like the guy she's dating. Doesn't she realize her beauty will someday fade? Why does she give her best years to men like that? Youth is not eternal but my god she is so beautiful. I have to have her... but I must wait." And so Aristo waited, using surveillance skills FBI people would respect. Finally, the day came to strike. *** Finding a large rock formation, he found an ideal spot to hide. Kelly wasn't stupid obviously; she always surveyed the beach to make absolutely sure it was deserted, and usually it was. The wealthy residents were either too old to care, or too busy, too consumed with their multimillion dollar careers to spend much time there so she was always alone. Except this morning. Having surfed herself out for a solid hour, she went to lie down on her beach towel. To his pleased eyes, she began masturbating. "could this be any more perfect" Aristo thought "I'll make my way over when she is mid orgasm; a woman's orgasm is so intense she won't notice me coming over..." Many minutes later, the time came, and her entire body began tensing as she stroked her pussy and one of her breasts. He quickly ran over to where she was, having timed it perfectly, and as she regained composure, though still burning from orgasm, she saw a masked, well muscled figure looming over here, with the angriest (and biggest) hard on she had ever seen. She had just masturbated, so her pussy and clit were swollen, and her love cave was wet as hell, so the sight of his genitals made her hot and flush. However at the same time he was a complete and total stranger, and had a mixed reaction of fear and lust, but more fear than lust. That organ was massive, and extremely veiny. If only she had dated him, if only she had gotten to know him for at least an hour, this wouldn't feel so wrong. Not wanting to be penetrated by a guy she did not know she turned over, and attempted to get up to run, however before she could get up, she was in a very compromising position, a position ideal for doggy style. As she was getting up he grabbed both her hips, he positioned himself behind her, and placing his cockhead at her pussy lips, he slid it inside to the slimiest wet sounds he had heard in a long time. As inch by inch slid into her body, slowly he felt the girl invade him, that "fusing" feeling words can't describe. He also felt his head swim in ecstasy as the girl's vagina wetly swallowed his angry, veiny shaft. The sensation made her tremble, and Kelly collapsed on her elbows. The stranger's cock felt unbelievably good, she lost control and she began to drool as her body betrayed her. She was having the most viciously powerful orgasm she had ever experienced, his cock felt like a branding iron lodged in her wet entrance, and she nearly passed out. At the same time though, she felt the deepest hatred. Her body had been invaded without her permission, and while her pussy was mercilessly milking him, in her mind she wanted to claw his eyes out and rip his balls off. But after he was done of course; her body was burning up, and the sweet hot branding iron at the entrance of her drooling snatch was making her quiver with pleasure, as the sensation washed all over her body. He pistoned in and out of her pussy, holding on to her hips in the doggy style position. This went on for 2 solid hours when the sun was starting to come up. It was so good, the 2 hours felt more like 2 minutes; it was dark (3 a.m.) when he started, and it was light as he was getting closer and closer to finishing. His head swimming, his manhood sweetly and wetly wrapped and squeezed, he could hold out no longer, so he shoved it all the way inside, and began spurting boiling hot jets of cum into her pussy. Quivering from pleasure, her muscles stiffened all over, her mouth gaping open, Kelly had a paralyzingly powerful orgasm. The hot jets of semen being injected into her body, only made it worse; her body was burning up, and each spurt was adding to the strength of her orgasm. But at the same time she was frightened; no man had ever cum in her pussy before, this was the first time any man had released his seed in her. Finally, trying to shove it even deeper, a male's natural instinct upon the final spurt to inject it as deeply as possible, he groaned audibly, and the two collapsed on the towel. She was panting and sobbing softly; more from satisfaction, than a feeling of being violated. He wetly pulled out his penis from her, and then whispered in her ear "I'm Chinese; given what bitches you Asian girls are, this was the only way I could have one." Before she could turn around to face him he was gone. He vanished into thin air. She sat on the beach towel, and opened her legs; despite the feeling of well-being, she was grossed out by the sight of white fluid streaming out of her pussy. He had no idea guys could come that much... After a few minutes though she angrily got up, put her towel around her body as she saw it was day break and stomped off to her apartment. She was furious. Absolutely, indescribably furious, and the fact that she had had, for the first time in her sex life, had an orgasm, only made her angrier. *** First thing she did when she got home was take a long, hot shower. Even though on her way there most of Aristo's cum had drained out, she could still feel a funny "tingly" feeling in her womb. Being the Penis Saint, Aristo could, at will, render himself infertile; she was safe, he had only fired blanks, or rather, sperm without any genetic information. Empty sperm. She could however, feel them tingling in her body; it was a surreal feeling, and she felt a bit outraged. She read in science class while in college that they could remain in a woman's body for up to 3 days, and she also knew, from the viciously powerful orgasm she had, that her uterus had soaked up a lot of his cum, meaning, her Uterus would be having a house party for the next three days or so. She showered, got dressed, and called in sick for work. She was too angry to drive. First thing she did was call one of her girlfriends; a half Asian, half black girl she readily related to. Upon hearing her best friend was raped, the girl also called in sick for work and attended to her friend. The girl arrived at the apartment, the two sat down and talked, and Kelly spared no details. Her friend's reaction? She let out a gut busting laugh. Kelly was angry saying "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? I WAS RAPED!" Her friend responded "For 2 hours you were probably also the happiest girl in San Diego. Try to see the positive of it..." Kelly said nothing; she knew her friend was one of those women who fantasized about Romance novel rape. The reality was different; she knew all about women being brutalized, deformed even from the vicious beatings, and of the sadist creeps and assholes. Because that is the nature of most such attacks Kelly was confused. While he was inside her, she felt absolutely no malice in him at all. If anything, whereas her white boyfriend made her feel dirty, filthy in fact, and there was this horrible "cold" feeling whenever he was in her, with him, with her "attacker" she felt a deep fulfillment she had never felt before. What pissed her off, is that her parents had repeatedly told her, that it was a man's soul which determined his ability to satisfy a woman. This has been known by Asian women for centuries; hence the reason why in East Asia, nice guys finish first. Asian women, being the pervs they are, want to be sexually satisfied, so they always eye nerdy nice white guys in the most perverse, mischievous way imaginable. Asian American girls are bitches, to rebel against that, and are the polar opposite of their "old country" sisters. Whereas in the old country you will see a stunning girl with a nerdy white guy, in America most east Asian girls you will see are dating some Neanderthalish looking, brutish looking turd American girls consider "hot." True enough, American girls have no taste at all; whereas European girls are into the likes of Joe Dallesandro when he was young, or Marlon Brando when he too was young, most American girls are into ugly Neanderthals who don't even compare to what true manhood is in terms of looks. Kelly was one of them; in fact she had been actively dating, and fucking one (condomed of course) for the past 2 months. That very same morning though she called him and broke up with him, to which he was very confused and pissed at her decision and could not understand why but, she deep- sixed him. She was angry, because her parents had been confirmed right. And like many spoiled, upper middle class Asian girls, her parents being confirmed right pissed her off greatly. She could also not stop thinking about Aristo, whom she thought was Asian. It was easily the most beautiful and satisfying experience she had ever had, despite the outrage. However she was upset and confused; what she had read about in so many feminist texts, and from studying police reports, but how the total opposite had occurred, really messed with her emotions. So she told her friend to leave, that she wanted to be alone, and feeling sleepy the multiple orgasms she had were so strong, she collapsed on her bed. *** Aristo was well pleased with himself, and deeply satisfied. She was every bit as delicious as he thought she would be, but ultimately, he had to go. Selling the house for 5 times what he paid for it to a Saudi prince, he got back some of the money he spent and then some, packed his bags and then left. Despite the great satisfaction he knew he gave her, in the past, refusal to have sex with them again, led some vengeful women to report him to the authorities. He would fuck a woman, give her a spine shatteringly powerful orgasm, and despite it being consensual, when he was forced to call off the relationship, the women became angry, angry at the prospect of not being sexually satisfied again so in revenge they accused him of rape. Women's sex drive is so strong, that when they encounter a man able to satisfy them, they WILL sink their claws into them. Especially in the western world were such men are rare. In Latin America and the Mediterranean, men able to satisfy their women are not uncommon, except perhaps maybe among Ashkenazi Jews of Israel, but outside that area, most Mediterranean men could keep their women happy. Meaning Mediterranean chicks tend to see men as if though they were pieces of candy. In America, men who can satisfy women are uncommon, so they see men with contempt, assuming all men are bad men while in the Mediterranean because men tend to have better hearts, women are more likely to orgasm, and thus they see men as objects. Ultimately, lack of evidence, and the fact that he filmed all consensual sexual encounters which betrayed the fact that it was as far from rape as a sexual encounter could have been, Aristo always got off clean. All he could do now though, was go to another part of California and wait for his next target. *** Kelly went home to her parents, but did not tell them what had happened. Instead what she did was apologize for having been such an ungrateful brat, and said that while she wanted them to respect her Aamericanness, that she was willing and open minded enough to talk with her mom about some of the traditions, so long as they did not interfere with her career. Her mom was elated, and her dad was so happy he almost cried; he worked hard his whole life to see his kids go to good schools, and he was even happier to hear that she had dropped her asshole white boyfriend. Family issues out of the way, she went back to her life when one day, she saw a really cute, nerdy but cute, Asian guy. Thinking back to her experience with Aristo, she eyed him with a lustful grin, thinking how good he would feel. She began flirting with him, but he was avoidant and suspicious the entire time. It wasn't, after all, normal for a hot Asian girl to be talking to an Asian guy so he thought she was up to something. Very soon though, she found herself doing something nerdy Asian guys had done in the past; she found herself desperately pressuring HIM for a date, with him constantly running off. This made her very angry; the orgasm Aristo gave her left her with an unbelievably hungry cunt, so she just HAD to get in a relationship again so she could satisfy its hunger. She was not however, going to jump into bed with him without knowing all about him, so, she was a pest. Upon seeing how hot she was, his friends told him to stop being such a dumbass and go for it, his black friend, a player in his own right and someone well knowledgeable about women, reassured him she wasn't playing, that she was being truthful. So, with some pointers from his cool-black-dude buddy, and some encouragement from his friends he went on a date with her and that same night he got lucky. While not on the same level as Aristo's, naturally because he had a much better heart, he felt far more delicious than her white boyfriend, and even had an orgasm. Figuring he was a nerdy guy who rarely got laid, if ever, she went on ahead and risked it, and let him cum in her pussy. By the time the night was over, she was in love, 4 months later they married. *** Aristo continued raping the hottest Asian girls all around the U.S.; first he concentrated on the hot spots, namely California, western Washington and major cultural centers known for having China towns, Korea towns, Japan towns, etc. Always targeting beautiful, successful or wealthy east Asian women. In total, he had penetrated and ejaculated into, over 2,345 ultra hot American Asian girls. Each one having been given, a spine shatteringly powerful orgasm. Feeling his job was done, he went back home to Greece to rest; his dick and balls were aching from so much fucking, and only his super human Penis Saint abilities prevented any permanent damage. He hid in his small but expensive house situated in an obscure island on the Mediterranean belonging to Greece, he crashed in his bed, and went to sleep. Epilogue; Asian culture blogs on the net spoke of the sudden shift in Asian American girl's attitudes regarding the dating of Asian guys. Suddenly and without warning, Asian girls began dumping their white boyfriends in droves, and suddenly among them dating Asian guys was "fashionable" so much so that some even flew to their respective "old countries" to find a husband. Reportedly, most were happy, some weren't but no explanation was found as to the sudden shift in their attitude. Other than the fact that Aristo had whispered into the ears of each of the 2,345 Asian girls he fucked, that he was Asian, and that they all ran their mouths to their friends, and their friends to their friends, and so on, and wanting to experience that themselves the hunt for Asian guys, in America and elsewhere, began. Word eventually reached Aristo, and all he could do was let out a gut busting cackle thinking to himself; "Women are so predictable..." The End Author's Note: There is a reason I gave my character incredible looks, and a superhuman ability to make women orgasm; in the real world, rape is a serious crime, that law enforcement agencies do not see as a joke, and that this is fantasy. Please respect women, if only for the sake of politeness and civility and the fact that none of us would want something like this to happen to a female relative we know and love. There is also the risk of disease, pregnancy and offspring not properly cared for so you lose out in the end so please guys, respect girls and watch yourselves, even if a girl is a total skank, don't risk it. Even if she is a total bitch who yeah, probably deserves the worst, don't be the deliverer of that pain, let fate deal with her, let her Karma deal with her, you act like a respectful law abiding citizen and as a final note, in a federal prison, the word "no" carries very little weight. Food for thought to all who need this ridiculous disclaimer that should be common sense. P.S. Even if you DO have this superhuman power, remember, a girl still reserves the right to grant permission, so don't force it. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author does not condone the described behavior in real life. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - Directory 58