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I'm neither a recovering nymphomaniac nor an amateur easy-after-a-few-drinks- take-me-home-and-have-your-nasty-way-with-me nymphomaniac. I'm an ardent, unabashed, full-fledged, let-it-all-hang-out, celebrating, practicing, sucking, fucking, raging, roaring, whoring nymphomaniac. (MF, exh, mast) *** After six months of entirely forgettable affairs with forgettable men and the occasional forgettable women, too many too-quick young guys picked up in beery sports bars and too many news conferences starring self- important power brokers cynically sucking at the public tit, I'm bored. So when our network correspondent assigned to Washington D.C. and the White House gets pregnant and the newsroom suggests I replace her while she whelps, I'm more than ready. Most political reporters dread covering the US Congress and Senate (to say nothing of the various congressional committees and sub-committees and sub-sub-committees) because they're incredibly boring and filled with pompous rich white men who strut and drone and steal and seldom think. The White House is another matter. The White House is where Americans keep The Power. Apart from covering a war — which I have absolutely no desire to do on account of wars are dirty and noisy and smelly and I might get hurt and I'm not into pain — the White House is arguably the best assignment any journalist from anywhere ever gets. So I fly to Washington. On my first day I apply for White House credentials. As a Canadian alien, I have to swear that I'm not a convicted felon, am not now and never have been a member of the Communist Party and have no intention of assassinating the President of the United States. I do so swear. While I wait for my White House credentials to be approved, I fill my time doing stories about the handful of American congressmen and senators who come from along the Canada-US. border so actually know where Canada is. Roughly, anyway. To my surprise, the network runs a couple of the stories. I'm duly thankful for the dog days of August. My White House credentials come through. So, like any top foreign correspondent, I prepare thoroughly and professionally for the biggest assignment of my life. I go shopping. I want everything new and everything perfect. First a flattering, tight-waisted, blue denim dress from The Gap, cut wide and loose at the top with a deep V, showing a reasonable amount of cleavage, promising more. Outrageous Versace kiss-me-fuck-me slingbacks remind me of my hotel hooker days. A wispy black, demi- cut flower-lace bra, hooked in front (not easily found in size 42 G) is so small and transparent that it's really only decoration. Luckily, even though my breasts are so big, they're still reasonably high and can get away without much support. The panties are just a black lace thong, uncomfortable but very sexy. Finally the sheerest black fishnet stockings I can find and a black lace garter belt. Nobody in the White House is likely to see any of this sexy underwear I suppose, but a girl needs to feel her best if she's going to do her best. I admire myself in the store mirror. This is power dressing. I lean forward and the jacket gapes open just like it's supposed to and there are my gorgeous breasts inside their wispy, black, demi-cut flower-lace bra billowing back at me just like they're supposed to. I can just see one perky dark pink nipple through the bra. Four hours for a facial, manicure, pedicure, Brazilian wax (very painful) and massage and an hour at the hairdresser and I'm ready to storm America's White House. The place where they keep The Power. *** I do my best to seem blasι and sophisticated when I show my pass at the White House gate and saunter in the hot summer sun past the guards and up the drive. But blasι and sophisticated aren't easy in this place. There's an awful lot of The Power around. You smell it in a cloud around the cold-eyed guards, taste it in the flags, see it in the stately 200-year-old mansion, the oldest public building in Washington. It's male power. Raw and sensual. It makes me sweat lightly. I like it, feel very much at home. Power places are me. Particularly male power places. I'm in the press room chatting, drinking coffee with my crew, when the signal comes. Trying to look like an old hand at the game, I grab the tripod (reporters can carry crude stuff like tripods and lights but aren't considered qualified to touch the camera or sound gear), follow the cameraman and soundman and troop out to the Rose Garden with the other correspondents and crews. Once there, we ladies and gentlemen of the Press are herded behind velvet ropes, presumably in case one of us gets crazier than usual and does try to assassinate the President of the United States. Dean of the press corps Helen Thomas, who must be close to her century by now, arrives. Colleagues let her through the pack to the front as if she's the Queen. Dan Rather, intense, fierce, like an attack dog hungry for meat, pushes his way to the front looking as if the fate of the world is in his hands. Sam Donaldson stands to one side by himself, pissed-off as always, scribbling notes into a reporter's notebook. Fellow Canadian Peter Jennings chats up an eager young reporter in a tight black dress. I smile hopefully at him but he doesn't see me. I make a mental note to make him my new best friend as soon as possible. Considering his reputation, it should be easy. Enter The Power. The most powerful man in all the world leads a group of flunkies out of the White House, along the veranda, down the steps and ambles across the lawn towards us. He's the sort of man who ambles where others walk. He stops behind a lectern set up on the grass a few feet away. He's taller than I expect with curly salt-and- pepper hair. And cuter. He has light blue eyes and what looks like an interesting body under an expensive English-cut grey suit. The President of the United States reads words about some new U.S. governmental initiative that will save the world from war and disease and famine and poverty and all the reporters wait for him to finish reading so they can question him about subjects that interest their editors much more than saving the world from war and disease and famine and poverty. As he talks I make a note: "Has attractive, contagious ability to project optimism. Believes everything's going to work out great. But something dangerous about his optimism. Could be self-delusion. Could get an ambitious man into all sorts of trouble". The most powerful man in the world finishes reading and asks for questions. All the correspondents raise their hands. I don't want to look like an amateur, so I put up my hand, push out my chest and try to think of a reasonable question. Something that won't make me look too stupid. The president ignores me, chooses the male reporter standing next to me instead. I'm not used to men ignoring me. Certainly not for other men. When he finishes his answer I put my hand up again. He ignores me again. He does seems to glance in my direction a couple of times and when he does I smile and pull my shoulders back and push my chest out as far as it will go. The second time he looks, I'm pretty sure he notices my chest. But he still doesn't call on me to ask a question. This goes on for some ten minutes. Just as I'm about to give up, he points to me. "Last question... lady in the blue dress..." I don't remember the question — I don't even remember the subject except that it was about Canada-US. relations (what else is there that really matters in the world?) — but I do remember him saying he doesn't have the answer and will "gladly ask somebody to get it for you, m'am." And I do remember the President of all the United States, the most powerful man in the world, staring directly into my eyes for a moment then lingering much longer than is strictly necessary on my chest before turning and carrying The Power with him back into the White House. *** I do my on-camera standupper with the White House as backdrop, trying to look as if I hang around here every day. I end by warning Canada "the Americans have started this sort of crusade to save the world before... many times in fact. This is an election year so it's likely just domestic politics. But with all the American money and all the American power, it's just possible that something positive could come of it. Then again... (shrug) it is an election year." I sign off. The cameraman plays it back. Suddenly remembering that Arabs — particularly Arab Muslims — don't feel quite the same admiration for The Crusades as Christians do, and for excellent reason, I re-shoot, substituting "campaign" for "crusade." It isn't as strong but it's a lot safer. I call a wrap and join the other correspondents strolling back to the press room. I paper-cut the story for the editor, record the voice- over narration and head out for the White House canteen. At the door I'm stopped by a tall, lean man with close-cropped hair wearing an unremarkable dark blue suit and mirrored sunglasses. Sunglasses reads my name on the press pass all White House correspondents wear strung around their necks. "We've been looking for you, miss. Please come with me" he says firmly. He takes my elbow in a very strong hand. "Where... where to?" "Please miss... just come with me..." Seems I'm under arrest. But surely asking a question of the President of the United States isn't due cause for arrest. Not even at the White House. Not even if the question is about Canada and the questioner is an alien Canadian. Not even if it isn't a very good question. I try to remember which laws I've broken recently. A little marijuana of course, occasional coke, some unpaid parking tickets for my Miata — nothing more serious that I can remember. Maybe it's something to do with my work permit. Oh jesus, the work permit! What if they've checked on me and discovered I was a $50 hooker only a couple of years ago? I'm ruined, just as my career was getting somewhere! Maybe they'll extradite me! Handcuffs, leg irons, ignominy! I break out in a cold sweat as I follow Sunglasses along endless White House corridors — past flunky after flunky, all wearing versions of the same unremarkable dark blue suits and that servile-important look flunkies wear when they've sold their souls to somebody powerful — until we reach a large reception room. A grey woman in a grey suit sits behind a desk typing. She glances up when I follow Sunglasses into the room. "Thank you..." she says to him dismissively. "Yes ma'am. No problem." He leaves without looking back. The woman examines me as if she's measuring my body for a new dress. "Please sit down" she says greyly. "It's about your question. He won't be long..." She goes back to typing. I sit, try to remember the question. I can't. There's nothing for me to do so I examine portraits of silly old men glowering from the walls and watch the grey woman ignoring me from behind her desk. After maybe two minutes she gets a signal I can't see or hear. She looks up from her typing. "He'll see you now..." She gestures toward a discreet door behind her. I'm confused. "Who? Who will see me now? Someone to answer my question?" "He will. Don't keep him waiting." She watches me walk to the door with a curiously sad expression on her grey face. *** Two long couches face each other in the centre of the huge room like political opponents. Chairs covered in some sort of regency stripe form a circle to one side. A weirdly smiling portrait of George Washington hangs over a fireplace. Busts of Harry Truman and Franklin Roosevelt stare disapprovingly at me. At the far end of the room, blue and gold curtains hang at a window framing the trees, lawns and flower beds of the Rose Garden. The Stars and Stripes drape importantly on one side of a huge carved wooden desk. A man sits writing something behind the desk. Family pictures line up on a table behind him. Then it hits me. This is the Oval Office. I'm really in the Oval Office. This is where Abraham Lincoln fights to keep the Union. Where Franklin Roosevelt saves the world from the Great Depression and, eventually, some of the horrors of Hitler. Where Harry Truman decides to drop the A-Bomb and kill hundreds of thousands of Japanese civilians. Where John Kennedy stares down the Russians, starts the Viet Nam war and screws the gorgeous Marilyn Monroe. Where Richard Nixon plots and schemes his nasty little plots and schemes. Where Ronald Reagan gives the finest performance of his acting career even if, at the end, he doesn't know who or where he is. Great t'underin' jesus, I'm in the Oval Office in the White House. The very centre of The Power. And the man behind the desk is the President of all the United States, the most powerful man in the world. *** The most powerful man in the world puts down his pen, gets up from behind the desk and walks toward me across the carpet with his hand out. He's even bigger than he was in the Rose Garden. And a lot handsomer, although there's greying at his temples and lines starting around his eyes. "Thank you so much for coming" says the President of all the United States. "You want an answer to your question?" For a moment I don't know what he's talking about. What question? Who cares? I'm overwhelmed. I'm alone in the Oval Office with the President of the United States. "That's very kind of you, Mr. President." We shake hands. His hand is strong. His fingers linger. "I don't think we've met before." Still holding my hand he reads the press card hanging low down my chest. "Hi Samantha..." I angle my shoulders forward so my dress gapes like it's supposed to and the President of the United States can admire my breasts cupped inside the wispy, black, demi-cut flower-lace bra like he's supposed to. Maybe even glimpse a nipple. He admires a lot longer than is really necessary to read the words on the pass. I feel considerably better. He's a man who likes fine breasts. I understand men who like fine breasts. The President of the United States smiles a dazzling, friendly smile, lets go of my hand, gestures me to the deep, leathered couch. "My secretary will give you the answer to your question on the way out. You're new here and I just wanted to meet you. I noticed you at the news conference." I sit and smile demurely. "I'm glad you did." I cross my legs, let my skirt ride halfway up my thighs. "It's very kind of you Mr. President." I decide I have nothing to lose so slide the skirt a little higher, right up to the darker stocking top. I'm glad I'm wearing stockings and not pantyhose. Stocking tops and garter-belts are so much sexier than pantyhose. (It was the thirty-sixth American president, Lyndon Johnson, who claimed that pantyhose ruined finger-fucking. He was right on that). Still standing, the current American president studies my legs. Thank god for the Brazilian wax. I shift on the couch to give him a better view. "Do you meet all the White House correspondents on their first day, Mr. President?" "I try to." He realizes that's not believable and grins like a small boy caught stealing candy. "To tell the truth, only the good-looking ones." He corrects himself. "The female good-looking ones." He takes his eyes off my legs, sits on the couch next to me. "This your first time in the White House, Samantha?" "My friends call me Sam." I blather. "Yes, Mr. President. We don't have a White House in Canada... only a street address. Sixty-four Sussex Drive. We're a bit different." I giggle inanely. Immediately I'm embarrassed. What must the President of the United States think of a foreign correspondent who giggles inanely? He doesn't seem to mind at all. "I know... I've dined there. With that French guy who hardly speaks English. Cretin, or something similar... funny name. Pretty good Canadian wine though... great oysters... but the moose was a bit tough." He changes the subject. "So how do you like it? The White House, I mean." "It's a lot bigger than where I live" He grins again. He has a very nice grin. "It's so big it can get real lonesome sometimes." This could be a cue. If it is, he's moving fast. I like speed so I take a chance. "But you've got all these flunkies around to do your every whim. Anything you want... just anything... any time you want it..." The President of the United States rests a large presidential hand on my leg, just above my knee. "Never want anything too much... you might get it" he quotes ruefully. I know this dance. I've danced it myself. Lots of times. I gaze into his eyes. He doesn't look away. His pupils are wide, dilated. I know the symptoms. I've made a lot of money out of knowing the symptoms. The President of the United States is horny. "I'll try and remember." Casually I put my small hand on top of the large hand on my leg. "But what if I really, really want something and I'm prepared to pay... whatever price?" I squeeze the presidential hand. Just a little. "Like what, Samantha?" "Call me Sam. All my friends do." I lean towards him so the dress falls open again just like it's supposed to and he can see my breasts again just like he's supposed to. Possibly even a nipple. "Like maybe kiss the President of the United States..." "Whoa honey... you saucy hussy you..." he laughs. It's a gentle, rolling laugh. It fits the dance. His eyes flicker back to my breasts. When he looks up I hold his gaze to show I know exactly what he's thinking, provocatively run my tongue around my lips. He hesitates. I'm not used to men hesitating when I offer to kiss them. I lean forward, put one hand behind his head, pull him down to me. He stiffens for a moment, grasps the idea and bends. His lips touch mine. His tongue slips between my lips. I savour his taste. Still kissing him, I undo the top buttons on my dress, take a presidential hand and guide it inside. He groans, pushes me back on the couch, half under him. He smells of man and power and really expensive cologne. One hand cups a breast, fingers the nipple through the lace, leaves the breast, runs down my belly to my knee. He works fast. I guess he has a busy schedule. His tongue pushes deeper into my mouth. His hand slides up my skirt, past my stocking top. I lift my buttocks so he can pull my thong down to my knees. The hand goes to my pussy. A finger slips inside. Lucky I lubricate so easy. I shudder, sigh encouragement. He groans. I groan back. "Oh Mr. President..." I whisper. "I like that..." A telephone rings. "Fuck..." says the President of the United States. For a moment I wonder if it's a crude, unpresidential order. I reach for the presidential zipper. "Don't answer it, Mr. President... it can wait." "No, no... I have to..." He pulls his hand out from under my skirt and sits up. I feel cold, lonely, exposed, silly. Such a good start. Suddenly everything's going so wrong. The timing is awful. He tries to get up but I grab his groin. The telephone rings again. "Ignore it, Mr. President." I pull down the zip, fumble inside his trousers for the presidential cock, find it half-erect, pull it out. It hardens immediately. "Whoever it is can wait. I can't." "I have to answer it... it's the yellow phone. Please let go err... err..." "Sam..." "Sam." He struggles to get away without any serious damage. "Please honey... I don't mean to be rude..." "Ok... you can answer it but..." I pretend to be the kidnapper negotiating ransom in a thousand movies. "No tricks, Mr. President. We know where you live..." I let go of his cock. The President of the United States struggles up from the couch, scoots across the Oval Office carpet holding his trousers up with one hand, his erect cock swaying in front of him. I step out of the thong, toss it on the couch and follow. He sits down behind the desk, picks up the phone. "Yes?" he asks and "oh jesus..." and "put him on... I'll wait." He waves me away imperiously, gestures towards the door. No man dismisses me. Not even the most powerful man in the world. I try to sit on his lap. He pushes me off. I go around the desk to the front, get down on hands and knees and crawl under. I kneel between the presidential legs right in front of the presidential cock thrusting out of the presidential trousers. The rumours are true. Now that it's fully erect, the presidential cock is bent half-way along. To the left, if you must know. Other than that, it's a fine example of a rampant, rigid medium-to-large, mid-West, middle- aged male sexual organ. It would look really great with a yo-yo hanging from it. "Hello Mr. President... how are you, Saddam?" *** "Yes Saddam... of course, Saddam... and may your tribe live forever too..." A presidential hand tries to push me away from the presidential cock. I ignore it, take the cock in one hand, slowly lick the cock all the way from its hanging scrotum, up its bent length to its throbbing head. It tastes like power. "And I wish the same for your camels..." I lick the presidential cock from its head, down all its bent length back to its scrotum. "God is indeed great, Saddam..." I undo the rest of the buttons on my dress, pull it down to my waist. I unhook my bra strap, take the presidential cock in one hand and slide its head between the valley of my breasts. It leaves a thin, shiny, slippery trail. "And my salutations to your distinguished family..." I take one presidential ball in my mouth and flick it with my tongue. Then the other presidential ball. I bite very gently. "It is my privilege to speak to you, Saddam..." I rub the presidential cockhead around my nipples. "Well, we think you do have nuclear missiles, Saddam... and we're very worried about it..." I take the presidential cock and slide it between my tongue and the roof of my mouth. I suck gently. "But Saddam... it's ok for us to have the missiles because... well, because we've proved to be responsible and not use them. Except, of course, on the Japs. But that was a long time ago and we had to save the lives of fine American boys..." Very slowly I lower my head and slide the presidential cock into my throat. "What do you mean Mr. President... 'what's the use of having them if you don't use them?'" I dive deeper, contract and expand my throat muscles around the presidential cockhead. "But Saddam... not everyone can have nuclear capability... it's just too dangerous... you could blow up the entire goddam world..." The President of the United States grabs the back of my hair. He pleads desperately "Saddam... please hold on... an emergency... I'll be right back..." At this exact moment the presidential cum explodes like Vesuvius deep down in my throat. *** I walk back to the Press Room with the salty taste of the presidential cum strong in my mouth. I call the newsroom in Toronto to try to sell the Rose Garden story. The editor isn't interested. "So what's new?" he asks. "That's what all presidents say" he complains. "Check out that rumour about the nympho intern" he suggests and laughs. "Apparently she's pretty kinky." I never do send the network the story about the President of the United States and his new American initiative that will save the world from war and disease and famine and poverty. And last time I look, war, disease, famine and poverty continue on their unmerry way just as if a President of the United States has never promised to eliminate them. *** The White House is obsessed with power and sex and just about everyone working here screws somebody they're not supposed to. Even so, it's not easy being the newest presidential pussy. For one thing, there are no secrets in the White House. For another, I never know when the President will want to play with his new pussy. I'll be sitting in the press room researching or writing a script when the phone rings and the grey woman's voice says "the President would like to see you... when you're free..." The more cynical of my colleagues smile knowingly when I run out the Press Room in the direction of the Oval Office as soon as I can get away. I ignore the smiles, but I really don't mind. Always better to be notorious than ignored. I sit in the Oval Office reception room with my reporter's notebook open on my lap trying to look as journalistically professional as possible under the circumstances until the grey woman tells me sadly "the President is ready for you now." I thank her, open the door and there's the President of the United States waiting impatiently for me to get his presidential rocks off. *** Sometimes the most powerful man in the world is a little kinky. Like the time I ask him about the meaning of the Great Seal of the United States of America woven into the centre of the Oval Office's royal blue carpet. His answer is to reach up my skirt, pull down my thong, push me onto hands and knees in the middle of the Oval Office and mount me doggy-style. While he's fucking he explains that underneath me — only inches below my swaying breasts in fact — is an eagle clutching arrows in one claw, olive branches in the other. In between thrusts the President of the United States and Commander-in-Chief of the most powerful military the world has ever known, explains that the eagle's head is turned away from the arrows towards the olive branches. "It means make peace, not war" he says. The thought so excites him that he cums right then. Like the time he talks sweet nothings to his wife on the phone while jerking off in my hair and I have to walk back through the White House and work in the Press Room with the presidential cum doubling as Revlon mousse. Like the time he hands out awards to a gaggle of Boy Scouts covered in badges, knotted scarves and cute little khaki shorts. It's a perfectly normal White House scene — a reporter sitting on the couch taking notes during a routine presidential ceremony — except that on presidential instructions I'm wearing a miniskirt with no panties and sometimes forget to keep my legs crossed. The Scouts can't take their eyes off my shaved pussy. I smile sweetly throughout the ceremony and wonder what the hell the kids tell their parents. Like the time he keeps the President of Mexico waiting in the anteroom until I cum, sprawled and groaning in the presidential chair with my skirt hiked up around my waist and the President of the United States ramming a fine and highly illegal Cuban cigar in and out of my pussy. Like the time he fucks me on my hands and knees on the presidential desk while I study a photograph of him with his wife and daughter at some beach and try not to knock Top Secret files off the desk. So the President of the United States can be a bit kinky. But what if I'm not just getting the world's most powerful rocks off? What if I'm making him feel so good that he decides not to raise taxes or get really, really mad and drop bombs on people he doesn't like? What if, by my selfless Canadian actions, I'm actually helping poor people and saving millions of innocent lives around the world? All at the same time? What if I'm performing a vital and noble public service by sacrificing my extremely dubious virtue for the greater good of the world's peoples? I decide I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize and wonder what I'll wear at the ceremony. *** The President of the United States is a busy man. He doesn't have time for foreplay. "Hi Sam... how are you?" "Fine... thanks Mr. President. And you?" "Bill... " Even after everything we've shared together, I still can't call the President of the United States "Bill". After all, I'm Canadian. I'm respectful. "Yes, Mr. President." He shrugs, reaches for the presidential zipper. "We don't have much time. The Prime Minister of Canada... your prime minister... is here soon." I can take a cue. "Give him my love, Mr. President." It doesn't take long to get out of my dress, bra and panties, kneel between the presidential legs behind the presidential desk and suck the presidential cock until it cums. I let some of the presidential cum dribble down my chin for just a moment before I lick it off and swallow. Its former owner smiles proudly down at me. "Thank you Sam. That was real nice." "Thank you, Mr. President." "Bill..." "Yes, Mr. President..." I stand up, start dressing. The President of the United States puts the presidential cock back inside the presidential pants, pulls up the presidential zipper and picks up the presidential phone. "Bring the Prime Minister in. What's his name again... and is he the same one who hardly speaks English? Oh jesus!" The President of the United States waves goodbye to me. I take just enough time pulling on my panties for the Prime Minister of Canada to get a quick glimpse of genuine Canadian pussy before I drop my skirt and close the Oval Office door behind me. *** And then one dreary, rainy Washington fall day the network's real White House correspondent comes back to work, proudly carrying her new baby in a pink, woolen shawl, burbling that it has to be the most beautiful baby any woman ever produced. So I make one last brief visit to the Oval Office, get the presidential rocks off for one last, lingering time, pack my bags and fly back to the network in Toronto. A week after I leave, the President of all the United States takes up with an intern a lot younger than me. She, too, has huge breasts, gives great blowjobs and likes blue denim dresses. I never taste The Power again. END (Presidential Pussy is one chapter in a 109-chapter autobiography "Life, Lusts and Loves of Samantha" about my fascinating times between the sheets and other places. 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