("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text -------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2007. Please don't remove the author information or make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- New Lyrics by Ickric (ick_ric@yahoo.co.uk) *** Just a bit of fun, I thought I'd share some new lyrics to the fast food song (Pizza hut). See what you think!!!! *** Can I have a condom, please? Let's hump to the thump!! (Chorus) A filthy slut, a filthy slut A dirty old slapper and a filthy slut A filthy slut, a filthy slut A dirty old slapper and a filthy slut A hand job, a blow job from A dirty old slapper and a filthy slut A hand job, a blow job from A dirty old slapper and a filthy slut You like it you love it You know you really want it The juices I smell Whenever you're around I want it I need it Nothing else can beat it Hot and sexy Whenever I'm in town (mm mm) Enticing exciting Aroma so inviting And when it hits Me, I wanna take you home Trust me you must see Just what you're doing to me Driving me crazy Please sit upon my bone I think of you and lick my lips You've got the taste I can't resist Can't resist - can't resist Let's hump to the thump!! (Repeat Chorus) Would you like me to cum? Anyone feeling saucy? You’re buttocks are baggy And you’re tits are oh so saggy, I’m chunky and hunky You keep coming back for more (Hot Dog!) Your taste all embraces You don’t mind which hole the place is Just savour the flavours After It’s been through your back door! I think of you and lick my lips You've got a pair of tasty tits tasty tits tasty tits Let's hump to the thump!! (Repeat Chorus) Does anyone fancy a shag? Shag Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Shag ‘em to the left – Shag ‘em to the right - Let's shag Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh I think of you and lick my lips You've got a pair of tasty tits tasty tits tasty tits Let's hump to the thump!! (Repeat) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of the hands of children. They should be outside playing in the sunshine, not thinking about adult situations. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - Directory 50