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He talks her into going clubbing and playing "Pull a pig" where you pull the ugliest person there and tease them, lead them on then dump them. But Mark has another plan. (MF, reluc, mast, oral, anal, swing) *** "You up for a bit of a laugh, tonight?" Mark called to Jenny as she finished doing her hair. "How'd you mean?" she asked, her concentration on the mirror not faltering. Being female, multi tasking was easy for her. Mark smiled to himself, hoping she would be agreeable. "When we go to this club, tonight," he began. "How about a having a game?" "What sort of game?" Jenny replied, changing her focus from her hair to her make up. "A game of pull a pig," Mark continued, his grin not visible from her position in front of the dresser. She winced. She hated that game. Grab a grand-dad or pull a pig was not really her cup of tea. Sure, it was a real laugh but sometimes the guys came on a bit too strong for her. "Must we? She whined. Mark looked at her with one of his sad puppy faces. "Please," he almost begged. "For me." Jenny winced some more. She hated it when Mark did that. She hated it even more now as the wincing had created an unwanted line in her make up. "Can't we play a drinking game instead," she said, standing up and walking over to him, placing her arms around his waist and pulling him close to her. He kissed her tenderly and Jenny thought she knew how to get around him. "No," he said, pulling away from the embrace and messing around with his hair in the mirror, faking a bit of image consciousness. "Besides, you always end up get really turned on and we make love for hours afterwards." Jenny had to agree. Every time they'd done this sort of thing, the act of making another guy aroused and turning him on made her feel great. She knew she had the looks, and this gave her power, power over men. They wanted her and she loved teasing them, getting their blood boiling over, leaving them wanting more. God, she was feeling horny already. It pissed her off a bit to see Mark with some grotesque tart but she knew he was only doing it for a laugh. "OK," she agreed, reluctantly, but let's leave by one o'clock. I don't want you being too tired to perform tonight, you understand?" she said, giving him one her sideways looks that she often did. Mark knew that look. "Agreed," he said, his smirk widening as he thought of the evening to come. Jenny saw his grin and batted her hair brush against his butt, making his smirk falter a little. Mark could be quite cunning at times, she thought to herself. What she didn't know was how cunning. *** They arrived at the club with the usual ground rules. She'd pull some unlikely stranger and lead him on a bit, Mark would find himself some ugly tart and tease her a bit. Around one o'clock, they'd make their excuses to go to the lavatory and, from there, disappear together leaving their dates in the club on their own, waiting patiently for their would-be partner for the night. Mark would then take Jenny home and they'd fuck all night, like rabbits on a mission! They bought their own drinks and sat at opposite ends of the bar. Mark was hoping it would happen and, as planned, Andy walked by. Andy was an acquaintance of one of Mark's friends and they'd met briefly at some stag party a while back. Andy was in his mid forties, had a receding hair line and a bald patch, but an increasing waist line, and had been divorced for about 3 years. He'd been in and out of relationships (mostly out) because he could be a little aggressive at times, rarely a turn on with the ladies. Andy had received an anonymous call from "A friend" who had told him to be at a certain club at a certain time. The caller had described Jenny perfectly and that she preferred the more mature man. Andy had taken the bait, hook, line and sinker. Mark watched from a safe distance as Andy walked in and looked around. His eyes met Jenny's and he smiled. Andy opened the conversation and immediately bought her a drink, a large vodka. Jenny looked suspiciously down the bar at Mark, who sat their nursing his drink all alone. He was going to have to go some to beat someone this ugly, she thought to herself. The looser had to make breakfast next morning and she thought ahead of what she would make him prepare, pancakes, maybe. Something that would require some work, not just some cereal poured into a bowl. Yep, breakfast was pretty safe, she thought. Andy continued the conversation, his eyes having trouble looking into hers as her cleavage was on open display and required a great deal of will power to avoid. Mark's thoughts were rudely interrupted by a voice next to him. Mark spun round and saw a short plump woman stood in front of him, with a face that he vaguely knew. After a few moments, it dawned on him it was the mother of one his chums. She was here with a load of other girls from work on a hen night but, being middle aged and not particularly attractive, she felt rather awkward. Mark's face was the only face she recognised and struck up conversation with him. Jenny had noticed this woman and her blood began to boil. Breakfast tomorrow could be a close thing. This woman was so fat, she was taller when she sat down, she mused to her self. And her date had less facial hair than Mark's. She was even more devastated when Mark's date pulled out her purse and bought Mark a drink! "Fancy a dance?" Jenny said to Andy, grabbing him by the hand. Andy almost fell off his bar stool as she pulled him, barely managing to place his glass on the counter before she led the way to the floor. The strobes flickered and the music thumped as Jenny hit the floor, her movements wild and raucous, flamboyant and oozing confidence, her ample bosom not restricted by the confines of a bra. Tonight, Jenny was bra-less and in full party mode. And man, could she party?! Andy struggled to keep up with her, his eyes watching her bosoms as she grooved to the music, his head rocking from side to side in an almost hypnotic trance. She called to him, saying something but he couldn't understand her, the music was too loud for him. Jenny was determined she was going to win this contest. This was no time for prisoners she thought to herself as she honed in for the kill. Mark was still engrossed in conversation but he had a shrewd idea where Jenny was and he scanned the dance floor periodically and caught glimpses of her. Obliged to sit and make polite conversation, he was eager to watch his own woman flirt with some stranger, some ugly stranger at that. Mark had visions of his lovely Jenny going all the way with some fat, old ugly bloke whilst he sat and watched. God, the thought of that made him feel so horny. Jenny, however, was happy just to flirt for a bit of fun, to give her prey an erection and then for her prey to have to deal with his erection on his own. Jenny enjoyed the power she had over men and she executed her skills with speed and precision like a cheetah, the result inevitable. Mark made an excuse to visit the toilet and made his way through the crowd overlooking the dance floor. From this view, he could see her ample cleavage and almost see the darkness of her areola, her nipples visible through the material of her clothing and so firm, you could taste them from a distance. Mark leaned against the barrier, hoping to disguise his own firmness that had developed within his own underwear. Andy had changed his dancing technique, also in an endeavour to hide his own erection. Andy tried so hard to be chic and cool, snapping his fingers in rhythm to the music like some 1970's dance icon, painfully unaware that he was so out of date it was embarrassing for those around him. Jenny continued, overcoming her embarrassment by accepting the smiles and nods of appreciation from the other guys up dancing. Some were so mesmerised by her charms, they ended up being slapped or chastised by their own girlfriends or partners. Jenny could see Andy's face reddening and guessed his stamina was beginning to give way to exhaustion, so she whispered in his ear they should go and repossess their drinks for a bit. Andy feigned disappointment but almost raced back to their seats like a greyhound, his stamina re-establishing itself. Jenny noticed Mark had moved but guessed he wouldn't be too far away. She noticed the fat woman had also disappeared. Now you couldn't hide someone that fat too easily, she thought to herself. Jenny's mind began to race. What if he'd decided to take her out the back for a bit of... her mind stopped in it's tracks. "He wouldn't," she whispered to herself. "Would he?" she questioned. "Hmm?" Andy asked, assuming she'd said something to him. Jenny snapped out of her daydream. "Oh, nothing," she lied, sipping her drink. He mind was still in turmoil, He wouldn't, he couldn't, especially with something that big she pondered to herself. Sure, Mark was big enough to penetrate the flaps and folds of fat but would he actually stoop to those depths, she wondered. It was only a game, they always went back home and fucked like rabbits afterwards. Then it dawned on her. Mark had always wanted her to screw someone else, preferably whilst he watched. Maybe he'd got fed up of asking and had gone to another woman to try his luck, but why someone so fat and ugly? She thought back at the times he'd asked her. It was all falling into place now. Tonight, it had been his idea to play "pull a pig." A hidden agenda, she surmised. Andy had noticed her looking around and although he hadn't recognised her own guy, he guessed she was looking for someone else. He had to move now. "He's gone," Andy stated, hoping to bluff his way through the conversation. Jenny looked at Andy, quizzically. "Who?" "That guy you kept looking at. He's gone off with that woman." Jenny took the bait. "You saw them?" "Uh huh," Andy nodded, trying to feel confident about his lies. "Oh," Jenny said, disappointed. Her mind spun. Why would Mark do that to her? She felt really pissed off decided another drink might help. "Be a love and get me another one," she said to Andy, waving her glass in his general direction. He got up but she held his wrist briefly. "If you make it a large one, I might thank you later," she smiled, winking at him, noticing the bulge in his groin. Andy's energy immediately reappeared and he managed to find himself at the front of the queue for the bar, having subtly barged in a few times. Jenny looked around the venue, unable to see Mark. Mark, however, could see her perfectly, the angled mirrors over the top of the bar area enabling him to see her reflection as her fingers absent mindedly ran up and down the stem of her glass like she was masturbating her man, her finger movements slow and subtle, gentle and deliberate. Mark felt his own erection stir again and he had to think of the stations on the London Underground map to take his mind off his erotic thoughts. At this stage, he doubted he'd reach Hampstead before an accident! Andy returned with two bottles of her favourite white wine and a pair of fresh wine glasses. His hands trembled as he poured her a glass and Jenny thought she'd need more than two bottles to get through tonight. She took an almighty swig from her glass, draining half of the glass with one gulp. She looked around, still looking for Mark. No sign at all. Andy was slowly sipping his wine, aware he might be onto a good thing here. He wasn't going to get pissed, he wanted to milk this situation for all he could. God, she looked so horny, her nipples in severe danger of poking someone's eye out, he thought to himself. He wondered how far she would go, if she had a shaved pussy, if she would take it up the arse, if she swallows. He should ask her if she would like to spend the night with him. He took a long swig of his own drink, building up a bit of Dutch courage. He tried to clear his throat when Jenny spoke. "Fill me up, will you?" she said. Andy nearly fainted before he realised she was holding her glass in his general direction. He refilled her wine glass, using both hands to keep steady. Another gulp and the glass was again, half empty. Or was it half full? Andy was itching to ask her if she would spend the night with him. What should he say? He had been divorced for a while and was out of practice in chatting up the ladies. Should he be subtle and ask her back for a coffee. Should he be more gentlemanly and ask her if he could walk her home? Maybe he should be assumptive and ask her if they should go to his place or hers. Ask her, you dim-wit, he said inwardly to himself. For an experienced man, he was being a bit of a big girls blouse tonight. Heavens above, he'd been in riots at Anfield some years ago, now he was intimidated by a woman, albeit a very attractive horny woman. He looked at Jenny's pretty face and his resolve melted. She was so horny, what would she want with an old fart like him? There was no way on this earth she would so much as even let him get near her, let alone be intimate with her. But, nothing ventured, nothing gained. "When was the last time you had a fuck?" he blurted out. Jenny, who was still in her own little world hadn't heard him properly. "Pardon?" she clarified. "When was the last time you had a fuck?" he asked again, slowly and louder. The couple on the next table overheard and hid their giggles. Andy went beetroot red. "When did you?" Jenny replied, turning the tables. She might have been tipsy but she was still very much in control. "Oh, you know," he said, shyly, embarrassed. Jenny smiled and licked her lips in a sensuous manner, her ruby red lipstick now glistening with her own saliva, the ultra violet lighting adding to the atmosphere. "Do you think I'm attractive?" she asked. Andy nodded his head, his mind was spinning. Was this for real or was it a dream, he wondered. "Would you like to fuck me?" Jenny said, very matter of fact. Just because Mark wasn't around, didn't mean she wasn't going to try & win the pull a pig competition. "Yeah," he said, like a child being offered an ice cream. "But why me?" he asked. Jenny looked at him quizzically. "I mean, there's dozens of younger, better looking guys here, why me?" he said, kicking himself for giving her a get-out-of-jail-free card. Jenny smiled and licked her lips again. "Because I like a man with experience," she lied. "My boyfriend has deserted me and run off with another woman…." Jenny kept the details brief, "...and I thought to myself that maybe I should, too. And maybe, I should avoid the younger guys who think they know it all and find a man that does know it all," she said, draining her glass and pointing to it. Andy refilled her glass. "Anyway, if you were going to have open heart surgery, would you go to a novice doctor or an experienced one?" she said, winking again. The winking was getting to Andy, his groin was on fire now. He noticed the glint in her eyes and he knew she was ripe for the picking. Andy was just too easy to tease and she felt a bit wicked. But right now, her mind was all over the place. "Your place or mine, babe?" he said, trying to be cool and assertive, but sounding only like some "Dude" out of Starsky and Hutch (the original 70's series). Jenny almost choked on her wine at the humour of the situation but she held her cool. "How about out back," she said, her fingers working the stem of her glass again, an action that did not go unnoticed by Andy. It was his turn to catch his breath. "What? In the alley?" Jenny nodded. Andy gulped. He was in his mid forties and had never done anything as lewd or wild as this before. And here he was with a fit 22 year old blonde stunner who was prepared to go all the way with him in the alley. "OK," he said, meekly, his face looking blue as the paleness was lit up by the ultra violet lamps. Jenny drained her recently refilled glass. "Shall we go?" she said, standing up. Andy looked up at her pretty face and almost came again in his pants. Even if he did take her outside, how long would he last for? He stood and she reached for his hand. The warmth of her soft hand sent his mind into another spin as he imagined the feel of her soft hand on is erection. She led the way, heading towards the service corridor and the emergency exit which was not alarmed. They stepped outside, the gentle breeze from the Penines offering a cooler sensation than the regulated temperature from inside the venue. The warm August evening could almost be romantic if it wasn't for the aroma of Indian cooking coming from the restaurant next door mixed with the smell of diesel fumes from the bus garage nearby. She left the emergency exit door ajar as they stepped into the alley. "Why don't you get ready over there..." she suggested, pointing to an area where some wheelie bins were parked, "...Whilst I just go and freshen up my make up." Jenny turned to go inside, intending to repossess the bottles of wine, sink them, then get a cab home. Andy, however, had other ideas. "You look just fine," he said, grabbing her arm brusquely. Jenny tried to pull her arm away but Andy held on to her. "You ain't going nowhere yet," he said, his manner becoming sinister. Jenny saw the darkness in his eyes and knew this man could be violent. Andy saw the fear in her eyes. "I don't take too kindly to prick teasers," he said, taking control of the situation. "Your bloke has left you on your own and you've led me on. You said upstairs that you were up for it, show me how far you're prepared to go." Jenny looked at him, looking for the compassion in his eyes, a smirk to show it was just a façade, a sign that this was just him teasing her in reply, anything. All she saw was violence, greed and hatred, his divorce had obviously been unpleasant, leading to a general distrust of women in general and, more specifically, Jenny. She swallowed the saliva that had built up in her mouth and gulped, which did not go unnoticed by Andy. "You shouldn't be scared," he said, calmly, stroking her hair, his attitude almost schizophrenic, "you did say you preferred the more experienced man, didn't you?." Jenny was about to reply when his manner changed again, grabbing a big handful of her blonde hair. "Or were you just teasing me?" "No, No. Please let me go," she babbled. "I'll let you go alright, missy, once you've pleased me," he said, grinning, his face assuming an evil look you might otherwise see in horror movies, the glow from distant amber street lighting adding to the eeriness of the situation. "Don't hurt me," Jenny squealed, Andy still having a handful of her hair. His smile became more of a grimace. "Like I said, you've got to please me first," and he forced her down to her knees in front of him. "Do you like chicken?" he asked her. She looked up at his eyes, confused. His smile continued. "Well, suck this, it's foul," he said, laughing at his own joke and unzipping himself and removing his erection. Ten minutes earlier, back in the club, he was out of his depth, it was her territory and she was in control. But here and now, in the alley, it was just him and her and, like all bullies, this was how he liked it. This was his territory and the control was his, too. Still with a fistful of her hair in his hand, he forced her head towards his throbbing erection. "Suck it," he ordered, moving his hips so the moistness of his pre-cum ran over her sweet lips. "You see! Better than lipstick, isn't it?" he laughed, forcing his cock into her rebellious lips. His hand on her hair tightened. "And don't even think about biting, sweetheart," he said and she knew he meant business. Reluctantly, Jenny opened her mouth and took the length of his cock into her mouth, the taste of pre-cum on her tongue. He forced himself deep into her mouth to the very back of her throat, causing her body to wretch. Andy enjoyed her discomfort and rammed his erection deep into her throat with a pumping action, face fucking this horny blonde bitch that had been prick teasing him. Jenny was having trouble drawing breath and the pain in her mouth and at the roots of her hair was becoming unbearable. She tried to scream but was prevented from doing so by the contents of her mouth. Andy withdrew his dick from her mouth. Back in the club a few minutes earlier, he was almost ready to come but out here in the fresh Manchester air, he could go on for hours. He looked down at her on her knees, looking forlorn and humiliated. "Did you enjoy that?" he asked, using his hand with her hair in to make her head nod up and down. "You did?" he said in mock surprise, "You want some more?" Again, he made her head nod up and down before forcing himself back into her mouth, parting her lips like he intended to with her pussy lips in the near future. "You prefer me to your boyfriend, do you," he said, forcing himself deeper into her mouth. "Yeah, well I am more experienced," he said, gloating. Jenny mumbled but the sounds she made were incomprehensible. Andy wasn't listening anyway. "It ain't the size, it's what you do with it," he laughed, his cackle echoing around the alley. He pulled out of her mouth and with his free hand, he undid his trousers until they fell to the floor with a bump. His plain Y front underpants showed a big wet patch of his own pre-cum as he stood there before her in the semi darkness, the distant glow of amber street lamps and a shaft of yellow light from the emergency door the only light they had. "Pull them down," he ordered and Jenny. She trembled as she pulled his pants down, revealing his pubic hair matted with his pre-cum and heaven knows what else. The odour from his pants was very unpleasant, a mixture of piss, shit, cum and body odour combining into a noxious gas that should have a Government health warning. "Now you can see what's coming," he said, smirking again at his own joke. "Get ready." Andy stepped over her so he was behind her, still holding her hair and knelt behind her. She wanted to scream, cry, run away, die, anything but have this creep maul and molest her. Today, however, was not Jenny's day. She felt him use his free hand to lift up her skirt over her hips and waist, pulling at her G string with such force, the material snapped and fell apart. Happy he had easy access to her more private parts, she felt his fingers over her pussy, his rough fingers entering her and she braced herself for the continued abuse of her body. He withdrew his finger and held it up in the darkness, her pussy juices on his finger glistening in the light from the exit door. His fingers re-entered her, spreading her pussy lips, trying to force his entire hand in, making her squeal out with pain. Suddenly, his hands were removed and she felt his erection against her rear. Again, she braced herself in anticipation of his penetration of her pussy with his stiff cock. This was going to be terrible, she thought to herself and, in fairness it was. But it got worse. Andy directed his cock into her anus, dry and rigid. Andy swore as he forced himself into her, Jenny screamed as the sensation of burning wracked through her body as his stiff cock made its way deeper into her. Andy, satisfied his cock was deep enough into her, began pounding his dick into her arse, the tightness against his erection giving him immense amounts of pleasure. "You like it up the arse I see," he said in-between thrusts, the only lubrication was his own pre-cum. "God, you're tight. I'll bet you're an anal virgin, aint ya?" he laughed, his giggling movements adding to his own pleasure. He slapped her buttocks as he violated her rectum. Again, his movements suddenly stopped and he withdrew his cock from her arse and he stood up, his grip on her hair never relenting. He stepped over her again so he was stood in front of her. "Open wide," he ordered as his shit stained erection neared her mouth. Jenny wanted to curl up and die, he eyes filling with tears as he smeared the offending organ over her lips. He wrenched her hair and she gasped in pain, the movement opening her mouth and Andy grabbed the opportunity and forced his cock into her mouth. She smelt before she tasted the shit that coated his dick, the shit from her own arse. "Suck it and lick it," he ordered, enjoying every solitary second of it. Jenny obeyed, her body heaving with the thought of her actions, her weeping causing her body to tremble, accentuating Andy's sensations. "I want you to make me cum now," he ordered. "So suck harder." Jenny tried her best but her emotions were all over the place. "Suck me" he barked at her, and she gathered herself together and persevered, doing as she was told. "Suck harder," Andy ordered again and with his free hand, reached down and grabbed one of her tits, squeezing and pinching simultaneously. Jenny squealed again and continued in her endeavours to satisfy this animal. She sucked harder and she could sense he was close to climax, his breathing increased and his knees began to tremble. Moments later, he exploded in her mouth, sperm jettisoning out of his erection in a warm stream. Jenny was grateful that this masked the taste of the other foul elements on her tongue. She felt the grip on her hair loosen and she gently moved away from his reach. Aware that this was an opportunity to get away from this monster, she briefly thought about spitting his cum onto the floor, but this could delay her escape. Instead, she swallowed and swiftly stood up, running to the back door, rushing into the corridor hoping she was not being chased. Safely inside, she turned to head for the venue dance floor and bumped into a man. She wanted to cry as her path to freedom was blocked. She looked up and felt a warm kiss on her lips. "Where have you been hiding?" she heard Mark's voice say. She collapsed into his arms, safe from the terror in the alleyway. Mark licked his lips. "Mmm, someone's been busy," he said, kissing her again and enjoying the taste of sex on her tongue. "Have you been a naughty girl for me?" he asked. Jenny just wanted to get the fuck out of there but Mark didn't understand the urgency. He held her close and ran his hand up the back of her thigh to her bare buttocks, noticing that her G string was missing. "Oh, you have been naughty," he said, feeling all horny himself. "I want you to tell me all about it as you wouldn't let me watch," he said. Jenny buried her head into Mark's chest, trying to make herself invisible. Just then, the exit door opened and a rather dishevelled middle aged man with receding hair and a bald patch walked by them, tucking in his shirt as he went. Mark raised his eyebrows. Andy winked at Mark and Mark smiled. The plan had worked. "Looks like I'm making breakfast tomorrow then?" he said. Jenny glared at him. "Where the fuck did you get to? And who was that fat tart?" she barked. Mark smiled. "That was the mum of one of my mates," he said. "She's asked us over for Sunday Lunch next week." Jenny suddenly felt rather foolish. "You mean that wasn't part of the competition? You know, pull a pig?" Mark shook his head. "Good God, no," he stuttered. "Are you joking?" Jenny smiled for the first time in what seemed like an eternity. It had dawned on her that Mark had not been unfaithful and that her prick-teasing had been only in vain. "So, how was he?" Mark said, interrupting her thoughts. Jenny remained silent. Mark pressed her close to him. "What's up?" he pried. Jenny looked up at Mark and felt drained. It had been a long evening. "Buy me a drink, then take me home," she pleaded. "What? The party's only just begun!" he protested. "Unless you've another agenda" he suggested, hopefully. Jenny smiled humourlessly. "Just take me home" he said. She knew Mark would continue to question her on her infidelity, Mark had always wanted her to try it out, but she felt so ashamed, so foolish, so used. She thought Mark wouldn't want her after what she'd gone through and wondered if she should keep it a secret. Maybe she'd tell him a little bit but not all. Mark wouldn't want to know all the grizzly bits, would he? He'd think she was a slut or a tramp or something. She knew he had needs and desires, his preferences away from what she considered the norm. He fantasised about her with other men, usually the most unlikely and, in fairness to Mark, Andy was as unlikely as she could have got. Mark must never know what really happened with Andy, she thought, not knowing that Andy would give a blow by blow account next week at work. Mark would make sure of that. Mark's biggest dilemma is if he should tell her it was a set up. By keeping it a secret, he could possibly engineer another encounter which, this time, maybe he could observe. Maybe. Or observe and join in. Mark nodded to himself as he led Jenny to the bar, a large Vodka for her and a train of thought for him. The Halloween party was fast approaching. The ideas began to formulate and his grin took on the look of a pumpkin smile. It's good to have something to look forward to. Could Mark engineer it in time? END ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author does not condone the described behavior in real life. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - Directory 46