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(MF, nc, alcohol, drugs, toys) *** Believe you me, I have thought of most things to get a good fuck from my wife. Drunk is good, there is some response from her then. I guess because she's relaxed and uninhibited. Unfortunately she doesn't drink that much these days, not like when we were abroad, when a lot of the pictures and clips you have seen were taken. There were some great fucks back then, the trick was to get my wife home from a night out just before she had gone over the top. A nightcap when we got home and she fucked like a maniac. If I did misjudge it she would often say to me when I helped her into the house, "If you are going to fuck me, you had better be quick before I pass out." hat was my cue to push her up against the wall, lift her skirt, (or push down her trousers), slide her panties down, spread her thighs and go to it! Afterwards I would carry her into the bedroom and help her to clean herself up, get fully undressed and go to bed. Sometimes she had already passed out by the time we got home and I would have to carry her into the house and undress her. Unfortunately, as I already said, she doesn't drink as much these days. I have thought about using something like valium to relax her, or a date rape drug, but I'm not sure how I would get her to take it nor if it would be effective. I must be honest and tell you that the times my wife had passed out by the time we got home I did enjoy undressing her and putting her to bed. I used to put her on the bed and then go and get myself a nightcap, lock up the house, and get myself ready for bed. After undressing her I would spread her out on the bed. As you said there was always a temptation to squeeze her boobs and finger her cunt. We kept a candle in the bedroom , for use in power cuts, and sometimes I used it as a toy. Other times I would turn her over and indulge in some anal 'foreplay' but I never dared to give her an anal fuck because even if she didn't wake up then she would almost certainly know about it in the morning. Sometimes when was fingering my wife she would stir and react. I always took that as an excuse to fuck her. I didn't normally fuck her when she was passed out, it seemed a bit close to necrophilia to do so, I did like some reaction from her even if it was drunken resistance. Whenever she had passed out before we got home she always asked me in the morning if I had fucked her. After your attentions I guess she wouldn't be in any doubt! If she was really passed out I used to enjoy kneeling over her and masturbating on to her boobs. Actually I still do enjoy that! With my wife I normally just use my fingers and manipulate her into lewd positions although I did once fuck her cunt with a candle. It was a new ornamental shaped candle. I cut the wick off and then worked it very slowly into her cunt, twisting it round to get it well lubricated. Once it was well wet I fucked her quite steadily watching her cunt lips holding it firm. She has a big can of hairspray that has a dome shaped cap. I would love to work that into her cunt and see it being stretched a bit. I would need to tape the cap in place, just in case. I'm always worried that she will come too when I am playing, that's why I mentioned drugging earlier, although I always shake her shoulders and shout at her to make sure she is well out of it before I start anything. On a few occasions she has roused a bit and mumbled to herself as I carried on using her. She never remembers anything in the morning. I did think that maybe sedative suppositories were the answer, you could stick one into her butt hole whilst undressing her and by the time you were ready to play she would be securely asleep! There are some called pentazocine but they are prescription drugs. On the other hand I think you can get phenergan suppositories from the drug store and one day I might pluck up courage to try them out. *** I was doing some shopping today thinking about the aerosol can and keeping my eyes open. Women don't really need to buy dildos! Looking at cosmetics, deodorants, sunscreens, hairsprays, the lot, so many of them now have dome caps. Long thin cans, short thick ones, all sizes catered for. I daydreamed for ages looking at them. There was a short fat deodorant can which would open up Sue's asshole for you quite nicely. I guess that the best way to use the aerosols would be either to smear the caps with KY or, probably better still, put a lubricated rubber over them That way the cap wouldn't have to be taped on. You know the more I think about them the more I want to try them out. I found more suitable items in the house. I'm hoping to get to use one of my aerosol devices in my wife before too long. I think they should open her up and slide into her pretty well. I particularly want to watch her cunt opening wider and wider around the 'vitamin container' the only problem will be if her cunt sucks it right in and closes on it. I guess I probably need to take a hint from the tampons and make a hole in the base and thread a string through it so I can pull it out. If I'm successful I will get a tube of lube so that I can refresh the rubbers every time I use them, We haven't fucked since we came home but , with reluctance, she has 'held' me and not very well! She kept as far away from me as she could, when I tried to lift her nightie up and put my hand on her cunt she resisted me, and half turned away, with her hand behind her to hold my dick. The only good thing about it was with her back to me I managed to cum on the back of her thigh, which annoyed her! After the comparatively exciting time in Banff it is now back to normal. My wife 'held' me again last night. Twice inside a week, boy! That's living! She lifted her nightie for me this time so that I could finger her cunt. Just for devilment I didn't. I used my spare arm to hold her close to me so that my cock was actually rubbing up against her belly as I worked it off with her hand. Her face was all contorted with disgust as she realised she couldn't get away. She struggled but she knew what was coming and I succeeded in making her pubic hair all sticky. In the cold light of day I realise that I missed an opportunity to actually fuck the bitch, it would have been very easy to slide my dick into her. I'm glad I didn't all the same. Having offered me the chance to finger her cunt she might well have enjoyed being fucked instead she ended up humiliated and degraded like she deserved. I bet that's the last time she volunteers to hold me for a while. I will just have to take her hand and force her to the next few times. I've no opportunities coming up to get her drunk until my birthday at the end of the month so it will just have to be forced hand- jobs until then. *** No sex this week with my wife, she is giving me a wide berth. I did masturbate, noisily, in bed one night but she didn't react except for moving to the far edge of the bed. When I realised she wasn't going to come to me I slowed down and took my time. I lay on my back and thought about things I would like to do to my wife, slowly working my hand sliding my foreskin up and down. When I was ready to cum I rolled over and shot my load onto the bed as close to her as I could. Since she was virtually clinging to the edge of the bed to stop herself falling out it meant that when she turned back over into the bed she was going to have to roll through my cum pool which would really disgust her. I really despair at how sadistic I can be. One way or another I will need to nail her again soon. *** We have been asked out for a meal this evening so I am hoping I might get somewhere with her later. I don't really mind if it is voluntary with her cooperation, forced, or unconscious as long as I get into one of her holes. A good night was had by all, well me anyway. Our friend and his wife took us to a McCormick & Schmick's fish restaurant. We had a great meal with good conversation. My friend did the job for me, he kept topping up meg's wine glass, a crisp chardonnay, and she got tipsy fairly quickly. She was flirting outrageously with him, much to his wife's disgust. At one stage in the evening I was anticipating a 'wife swap' coming up! I wouldn't have complained, his wife is quite a looker. It wasn't to be however. By the time we got home it just took a couple of nightcaps to push my wife over the edge. She is still not co-operating with me and she wouldn't let me help her to get undressed. When she was standing naked by the bed, fumbling under the pillow for her nightdress, one slight nudge was all it took to have her sprawled out on the bed. I spread her thighs, ignored her protests, verbal and physical, and pushed my dick straight into her cunt. The bitch was wet and hot, all the flirting had made her ready. After a few deep thrusts she stopped resisting and began to respond. She got a good, hard, fucking and I think she actually enjoyed it. I shot a good load into her. I thought that might have some affect on her attitude but she is still behaving coldly towards me today, muttering under her breath about rape. Stupid cunt! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author does not condone the described behavior in real life. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - Directory 46