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Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- Football Team Castrated by Anon (address withheld) Edited by Boruch *** A few of my girlfriends and me are fed up with the attitude of our town high school football players, especially my brother. We had just got out of college and thought we should teach these kids a lesson. (MF, nc, v, cast) *** Hi, I'm Mandy and I'm back in my home town after graduating college, I share an apartment with 3 other girls and one night we had 2 friends over and we were discussing the high school football team, the Nobles. The guys on the team always were up to hijinx but this year's team was getting out of hand, groping women and forcing teachers to have sex with them. The school board did nothing, as the team was winning and winning big for the first time in ages! So, my friends and I decided to do something about it! We all went to their next game, a good hour's drive from town. Of course the team won; but before boarding the bus home they fucked a group of girls that had "wandered" into their locker room. This is where we would get them, we had a plan!! After the team boarded the bus; the we let off a sleeping gas canister, which knocked everybody out. Everybody, that is, except me and my friends we had taken pills that nullified the effect of the gas, which I knew would last about an hour. My friend Janice could drive a bus, so she pulled out of the parking lot. Jo followed in her SUV. Janice drove about 10 minutes and pulled the bus over. There were 42 players and 6 of us; so we each had 7 guys to do and 40 minutes to "do" them! This is where the fun begins!! Starting from the back of the bus and working our way forward; we undid the players' pants, one by one, and cut off their balls! One swipe with a sharp knife! We were all nearly reaching orgasms just doing it! We each had a container to collect their balls. After stitching up the incision, we injected each of the guys with a combination blood coagulant and pain killer and did their pants back up. All of this took about 4 minutes per player so we were done and back in my apartment with time to spare A little while later the people on the bus awoke and weren't sure what happened. No one knew they were missing their balls. The driver drove back to town but couldn't explain how they all passed out, as we'd taken our gas canister. Of course as soon as the first player went to pee he noticed he had no balls! Then they all noticed. The police were called to investigate. I had a phone call from my mom to ask if we'd heard bout the team, of course I said no and was shocked when she told me. She said my brother was in tears, and this made me feel great. The police came and questioned us as we were at the game but of course we said we came straight home. Suddenly the players were the laughing stock of the town, the girls didn't want to be near them. This coming weekend, we had a road game against the next town. They were our longtime rivals whom we never beat. But everyone was expecting us to win until the "ball" incident. There was debate as to whether or not we should forfeit, but the school decided to go ahead and play the game. The other town promised to downplay the incident but by now the papers and even TV reporters were descending on our town trying to solve the "balls" mystery. On the night of the game things started out even better than we'd hoped. When the team got to the bus, someone had spray painted "NoBalls" instead of Nobles! And when we got to the game the scoreboard was spray painted "NoBalls". This was great! These guys had been brought down a peg or two (or is that a ball or two?) Of course our team lost and endured humiliating chants, after that the school canceled the remaining games. The police never caught the perpetrators and me and my friends cooked the balls into a meatball stew, we ate the whole team's balls! The good thing is the players started to treat everyone better and learned humility. After that season the high school changed the team name to the "Tigers." But, the "Nobles" will always be remembered as the "NoBalls". And it will always be remembered as part of the centennial of our town. It was wonderful! One last thing, I will never be an aunt, of course, (I only have one brother) but I can live with that. Best of all, we expect to tell this story for the rest of our lives. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author does not condone the described behavior in real life. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - Directory 34