("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text -------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2005. Please don't remove the author information or make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- Farci by Frank McCoy (mccoyf@millcomm.com) *** I have no idea if this story is true or not. Everybody in the barracks would believe it of him; as his sense of humor was just that bad; and some practical jokes of his had already injured several people, and almost killed a bunkmate. (MF, nc, rp, inc, can, tor, sn) *** I went looking for Farci. Farci wasn't his real name. I think he picked it because his original language was Farci; and he didn't know how to spell. Like I said, it wasn't his real name. Nobody in our company was dumb enough to use his real name; though Farci came close. From what I've heard, Farci's real name was something long and interminable, and more of a curse than a name. As near as I can remember, translated it stands for something like, "Son of the incestuous union of a thousand generations of gutter-whores coupling in sex- mad heat with rabid jackals, waist-deep in the slime of the sewers of the City of the Damned." Farci was one UGLY son-of-a-bitch; and I mean that as a compliment. Ugly is to Farci, as the crown jewels of Ophra are to turds found in your gruel. His long canine face made you wonder if his mother gave him the name as a curse, in retaliation for his being so homely, or if it was an actual description of his true ancestry. If Farci's face was ugly, his personality was worse. Farci was the kind of guy who'd rape and sodomize his own five-year-old daughter on her birthday; butchering her still quivering body afterwards and eating the warm and bloody carcass for breakfast afterwards. All this, NOT because he was angry, or even annoyed at the child, or even that horny and wanting to feel the sexual thrill some really nasty people might have at feeling the child's death-spasms squeezing his incestuous seed out of his oversized prick and into her torn and bleeding young body. No, this was just for the perverse pleasure Farci got from annoying his bunkmates by waking them up with the child's frantic screams at 5:00 in the morning. As to eating the little girl afterwards, well Farci wasn't the type of guy to waste good red meat. I have no idea if the story is true or not. Everybody in the barracks would believe it of him; as his sense of humor was just that bad; and some practical jokes of his had already injured several people, and almost killed a bunkmate. Of course, the whole story might be bravado, and spitting into the wind, like soldiers do to make themselves seem bigger and more nasty than they really are. The story changes with each telling; and sometimes the teller is Farci himself. If nothing else, what does that tell you about a man that would tell such a story about himself, or laugh with gusto, when everybody else in the room was almost in tears at the tale of the child's horrible death? I've heard Farci give that same laugh as a fellow soldier was split from chest to groin... then, still laughing, cut the enemy soldier in two at the waist, with one swipe of his axe. Whatever. In any case, nobody has ever had the nerve to ask the guy if the story is true. Farci is THAT intimidating a son-of-a-bitch. My sincere apologies to all female dogs, for insinuating he might be their offspring. I wanted a man who was evil, nasty, and who would spit in the face of death, while kicking it in the balls, and laughing hysterically at the sight. Which is why I wanted Farci. Damn. Now I'm going to have nightmares about this creep. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author does not condone the described behavior in real life. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - Directory 33