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Handy Man - 1
by Poster Boy (address withheld)
Edited by Jedi1

***

I do odd jobs and got a new job helping a customer with 
a problem. Most of my customers are old or infirm and 
need help. That's where I come in. I've never been 
asked to help out this way before. This new job had 
many rewards. (MF, rom, oral)

***

I read some of these sex stories and wonder what about 
the normal, everyday people. I know for a fact that 
they like sex. I’m average and I like sex. The only 
real thing I have going for me is a really big cock. 
I’m old and overweight, but not everyone is a Greek 
god.

I do odd jobs for people who can’t because of age or 
illness.

I have a lady customer for whom I do a lot of work. Her 
husband is ill and can’t do much of anything. He’s a 
real nice man. This lady does nothing but complain 
lately about her life and how hard it is to care for 
her husband.

I thought about quitting, but I figured she needed 
someone to talk to or someone to just listen. So she 
could get it out of her system, I'd let her talk. One 
day, I don't know how she got on the subject, she 
started talking about her sex life or the lack thereof.

She told me that she and her husband used to make love 
almost every day, but for about a year now she has been 
masturbating at least two to three time a day.

They don’t sleep together anymore because he wets the 
bed. She got upset one time and said some pretty bad 
things to him. Then she said, "I really felt bad about 
that night."

I asked, "Did you talk to him?"

"Yes," she said, "And he understands my frustration. He 
even said, 'Maybe there is someone you like that can 
help you with our problem."

She looked at me and said, "I hope you won’t think I’m 
an awful person, but I thought about asking you for 
help. You're a nice man. I like big strong men." She 
put her hands around my arm, then said, "I bet it would 
feel wonderful being held by these."

I blushed and she said, "You don’t have to say 
anything. It will all be forgotten. We still want you 
to work for us. I was just wondering if you would like 
to jump this old bag of bones and scratch an itch I 
have trouble reaching."

"First off," I said, "you're not an old bag of bones. 
You have a nice body."

"But I have a big fat ass and my thighs are huge. My 
belly isn’t that small," she commented.

I said, "It looks pretty firm to me. You would look 
strange if your thighs were smaller. You're not young 
any more and nether am I. I could stand to lose some 
weight as well."

"You have been looking at me, haven’t you?" she said 
smiling. She blushed and sounded really excited.

"Well," I returned, "I’m not dead yet." I was starting 
to get an erection.

She looked down and asked, "You're getting hard aren’t 
you?"

"Yeah," I said.

"Then you're thinking about this," she said as she 
pointed to her crotch.

"Yes I am," I replied.

Her eyes lit up and she smiled even wider. "I'm so 
glad. I need to have a man inside me or I’m going to 
lose my mind. You can’t imagine what it’s like," she 
said.

"When do you want to start this job?" she asked. "I 
need to tell my husband."

I asked, "Do I need to talk to him?"

"No, I wouldn’t. I think he feels bad enough. I'll just 
tell him I found someone to help. No names will be 
mentioned." She went upstairs and five minutes later 
she walked into the kitchen.

She said, "I forgot one thing, no kissing. That’s his 
wishes. I’d like a little romance, but a good hard, 
stiff dick is all I really need."

"Okay," I said, "How about oral sex? Is that okay?"

She asked, "You like that? I never tried it."

I said, "We can try. If you don’t like it we won’t do 
it."

"Okay," she replied.

She took me by the hand and lead me into the downstairs 
bedroom. I asked, "Do I get to undress you, like a 
gift?"

"Yeah," she said, "that sounds like fun.

I said, "Sex is suppose to be fun." I moved my hands up 
her waist to her breasts. I cupped her breasts and 
said, "You took off your bra."

"No," she said, sounding all out of breath, "I never 
wear one."

"Really? All these year and you're as firm as a 
nineteen-year-old," I responded.

"Thanks, you say the kindest thing," she returned.

I put my hands under her t-shirt. Her nipples were the 
hardest and biggest I’ve ever felt.

I lifted her t-shirt over her head. I got a surprise. 
'Firm' is the word. Her nipples were at least an inch 
long and bigger around then a pencil. I put my lips on 
her right nipple and played with it with my tongue. I 
rolled the other between my thumb and forefinger.

She held my head to her breast and shuttered. She said, 
"My panties are wet. You're making me so hot."

I unbuttoned her shorts and pushed them down. They fell 
to the floor. I put my fingers in the waist band of her 
panties and pushed. They landed on top of her shorts. 
Her belly was plush and her bush was big, full and 
brown.

I pulled my t-shirt over my head as she opened my 
pants. They fell to the floor. My boxer shorts were 
tented and she really looked surprised. I pushed them 
down.

She said, "Oh my, that’s going to hurt. You're huge."

"I'll be gentle," I said.

"It's so big and fat," she commented.

I said, "Touch it, it won’t bite you."

"That feels really nice," she said. "It’s so hot." She 
stroked it.

I moaned and she looked up. "That feels good I bet," 
she said.

I said, "Your lips would feel better."

"Do you think so?" she asked.

"Oh, yeah, I’m sure," I said.

"Well, okay, I'll try. This is my first time. What do I 
do?" she asked.

"Just kiss the end and lick it," I said.

I felt her hot breath then the tip of her tongue. I 
moaned, "That’s nice."

She did it again, but just a little bit longer. I 
moaned, "Again."

She said. "You really like this. Tell me how this 
feels." She parted her lips and ran the head gently 
over her teeth like she was brushing her teeth.

"Oh, yeah, that feels good," I said. "Try sucking on 
it."

"Hey," she said, "that tastes funny."

I said, "Okay. My turn."

"To do what?" she asked.

I said, "Lay back and enjoy."

She laid on the bed. Her breasts didn't flatten or sag 
very much.

I said, "I can’t get over how firm your breasts are."

"Yes," she said. "I’m pretty proud of them."

I said, "Play with your nipples." I kissed each nipple 
as she held them and she feed me each one after I suck 
them for a little while.

I started to kiss my way down to her pussy. I had my 
palm on her mound and was gently rubbing her clit. She 
was starting to moan and breath heavily.

I got to her pussy and said, "Spread your legs." I 
lower my face to her pussy and rubbed my nose into her 
pubic hair. I bumped her clit.

Then felt her hands on the back of my head. I shook my 
head side to side.

She moaned, "That feels wonderful."

I parted her hair and pushed my middle finger into her 
pussy. She gasped and held her breath. I pushed my 
tongue into her pussy.  She shuttered and held my head 
tighter. I rubbed her clit with my nose and licked her 
pussy.

I heard her say, "I like oral sex. That feels 
wonderful."

I kept licking her until she had her first climax. 'I 
needed to ask her if she’d let me trim her bush,' I 
thought. I had a mouthful of hair.

She was really wet and relaxed and would be able to 
enjoy a good fucking. I stood and leaned forward and 
put the head of my cock to her opening. She looked at 
me and said, "Please go slow."

I said, "I won’t hurt you."

I gently pushed and the head slipped in her pussy. My 
shaft slid slowly in her. She was tight. I asked, 
"How’s that feel?"

She rolled her eyes like saying 'how do you think it 
feels, silly.' She asked, "How does it feel to you?"

I said, "Oh, nice and tight."

I started to pump in an out she rolled her head side to 
side saying, "That is so good. You fill me right up 
with your big thing. Go faster. I really like your big 
thing it feels so good. You're going to make me climax 
again."

I looked down at her. Her eyes were squeezed tightly 
shut and her face was flush. She pulled her nipples. It 
looked painful. I felt her release her hot climax. It 
flowed over my cock. I felt my cock swell and start to 
pump my cum into her tight pussy. I kept slamming into 
her until my balls were empty. I fell on top of her 
then rolled to the side.

"Wow, that was wonderful," she said."

I asked, "Is this a daily or weekly thing?"

She laughed, "I think that tingle will last for a few 
days. You sure are big. But I’m glad it fit. I was 
afraid it would hurt."

"Did you like the oral sex,"I asked.

"Yes, but I'll never be able to do much for you. You're 
so big," she said.

"The licking felt really nice," I said.

"One thing more," I said. "May I trim off some of your 
pubic hair."

"Don't you like hair down there?" she asked.

"No, not really, when doing oral sex. They have a 
saying 'bald is beautiful.'"

"Really? As in cut it all off," she asked. "Yeah, that 
might be fun. Bald as in 'little girl bald.'"

"Sure. It would go great with your youthful breasts," I 
said.

She thought for a moment then stood and went into the 
bathroom. She came out a few minutes later with a pair 
of scissors, a basin full of warm water and some 
razors. She said, "I really like oral sex. Just be 
careful shaving me."

I started clipping and then shaved her. It didn't take 
very long. I said, "If you don’t like it shaven, it'll 
grow back."

She felt her pussy and said, "It’s really smooth and 
soft down there."

"Yeah," I said as I ran my fingers over her pussy.

She hissed, "You really are a bad boy."

I spread her legs and started licking her pussy.

"Oh," she said, "that does feel much better."

I sucked on her clit and her hips shot off the bed.

She moaned. "I’m going to climax again."

"Oh, I can feel it. Oooooh, that feels so good," she 
hissed.

I spread her lip apart and flatten my tongue and licked 
each side then she moaned and I felt her cum spray the 
side of my face. I put my mouth over her opening and 
sucked.

I was rock hard again and needed to cum. I slid up 
between her legs and slipped right in her hot wet 
pussy. She moaned and rotated her hips saying, "That's 
so good. Pump me hard and fast. I want to feel your hot 
stuff."

I said, "Lift up and watch my cock slide in you."

She said, "Put a pillow under my shoulders so I can 
watch."

I propped her up.

She pushed her belly down and gasped, "That looks 
beautiful. Look how tight my lips are gripping you. It 
feels like fireworks going off when you rub my lips. Go 
faster."

She watched as I pumped in and her mouth opened. She 
looked at my face then back down at her pussy. She 
couldn’t talk. She uttered little 'ahs' and 'ohs' each 
time I pulled out or pushed into her.

Her eyes rolled back in her head and with half-closed 
eyelids she climaxed. I felt my cock swell and start 
pumping cum into her hot pussy. I opened my eyes and 
looked at her. She had a dreamy look on her face.

"I really need the romance as well," she said. "This is 
like eating cake with out any frosting."

She put her arms around my neck and pulled me to her 
lips. There was a lot of passion in that kiss. I slowly 
pumped into her and rotated my hips. This felt really 
good.

She let me go and said, "I wish you didn't have to pull 
out. You feel so good."

"Yeah I like your pussy too," I replied

She squeezed me. "Wow, I haven’t done that in a long 
time," she said.

I said, "It's your pussy saying 'I’m happy.'"

We cleaned up and we got dressed. I wanted to go home. 
I was tired and it was late.

Just before I left she asked, "How much do I owe you?"

I said, "It was my pleasure."

"Thanks for the frosting. That was a nice touch," she 
blushed.

Continued in part 2...

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