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(mandy_cdn_cutiepie@yahoo.com) Quick edit by Scentman *** Shirley loves to chat online with many guys and often play around with them. Today she's talking to a young guy... one that's not ready to forget... (m-solo, f- solo, mast, chat-room sex) *** I wrote this story out of a fantasy for many of you I'm sure... many might wish they could've had something like the guy in the story you're about to read. It's inspired by something true... now if it happened or not I do not know... it's my friend who told me about this. Names have been replaced just in case. Some parts are in the same format you'd see on screen in case you wonder. Anyway, here it is... *** Wednesday Tom was once again naked in his dad's home office. He always did that when his dad wasn't around. He would go on the internet and talk with girls while he played with himself. Of course, he rarely talked with many girls since for one thing he was only 12 and girls usually didn't go for young guys because they were to immature. He had been in the chat room for a while when he sent a message to girl. As usual, he thought she wouldn't answer. To his surprise she did. A simple greeting, but it was to become a great moment for Tom. He told her he was naked and she seemed to like it. He was Norwegian and the girl was Canadian. She was 18. They started talking a bit about each other and what they looked like. Tom didn't have a picture to show her, but he told her how he had blue eyes and blonde hair besides having relatively pale skin. She loved the description and sent him her own picture. She had taken it at her boyfriend's house with his webcam. There she was, sitting in a chair, looking at the camera. She had long dyed black hair, brown eyes and had very pale skin... a gothic look. Since she asked, he told her he had never done anything with a girl, but that he wished he could, especially with his 15 year old sister. Apparently she was thin and tanned, had really long hair, blue eyes, and a nice pair of breasts (he once had seen her naked). Shirley got curious about hearing this; she was a rather horny girl and teasing guys online (or for real) was something she loved. She had to hear more, so she kept asking: {Shirley} how did you see her naked? {Tom} she was naked in front of her computer. "Could this mean she was a horny girl like me?" Shirley thought. {Shirley} Did she said anything when you caught her? {Tom} she said she was getting dressed and quickly put some panties on. {Shirley} get to see her well? {Tom} yeah, saw everything {Shirley} how is she down there? {Tom} she has like only a really thin line of hair Shirley was getting aroused by this. She couldn't believe it. She wanted to hear something special, something different, and this was it. Of course, she wasn't wearing much right now since she was to go to bed right after talking, so she only had a pair of red cotton night shorts and a black loose top. But right now she felt hot inside her shorts, and she knew she was getting damp just by listening. {Shirley} has she seen you naked? {Tom} yeah, she once caught me jacking off {Shirley} what was her reaction? {Tom} she laughed a bit and teased me about it {Shirley} did she kept watching you when she caught you? {Tom} she stayed for a while so I couldn't finish {Shirley} didn't cum? {Tom} no, was nervous and she said she would tell mom {Shirley} ok, I see {Shirley} but you should've kept going {Tom} really? {Shirley} yeah, she probably would've liked you to cum in front of her {Tom} that would be cool Tom couldn't believe what Shirley was telling him. He was very hard by now, and just thinking about cumming in front of his sister was almost too much. He was pre- cumming a lot but he tried going slowly, he didn't wanted to cum so soon, but he was curious about knowing if he was the only one aroused in all this. {Tom}do you play with yourself a lot? {Shirley} yeah, at least once every day {Tom} wow, I wonder if my sister also does {Shirley} if she was naked in front of her computer, she probably does {Tom} mmm {Tom} wished I could catch her {Shirley} you should try, I'm sure you could {Tom} ok :) This was so naughty... Shirley was getting wet, and she wanted some fun too. She slipped a hand in her shorts and she could feel the warmth in them. She was hot and as soon as her hand touched her moist skin she sighed. She slid a finger on her slit and parted her swollen lips which hid her erected clit. She quickly fingered a bit before going on with the conversation. {Shirley} thinking about you sister right now? {Tom} yeah, I'm so hard right now {Shirley} mmm, ever smelled her clothes when you play and think of her? {Tom} not really {Shirley} doesn't turn you on? {Tom} never thought about it {Shirley} think you could get a bra or a pair of panties right now? {Tom} yeah, she's messy, leaves her clothes everywhere in her room {Tom} hold on With this, Tom went to his sister's room. He opened the door and walked in. He hoped she wouldn't be back for a while, or at least not right now. Naked and hard, he started looking for some underwear and found a used pair of panties besides her bed. He took it and went back to the office and sat back in the big chair. {Tom} got panties {Shirley} good, smell them {Tom} ok He brought the panties to his nose and smelled. Immediately he got intoxicated by his sister's musky and girly scent. He wasn't sure he liked it but it surely got him even more aroused, if it was possible. He wished he had his sister in front of him to smell her real pussy. {Shirley} do you like it? {Tom} yeah, I'm sooo horny {Shirley} mmm, me too, just knowing what you're doing {Shirley} rub yourself while you smell them {Tom} mmm {Tom} you wanna rub yourself down there? {Shirley} I’m already doing it {Tom} wow, mmm Indeed she had. She wished it was some of her own panties he was smelling right now, but anyway it didn't matter. She was horny and so was he. That's what mattered. Besides, she had already brought him further than what he had ever done. Tom was holding the crotch of the panties on his nose, breathing a scent he would never forget and that was getting him so wet. His other hand was busy stroking his small but very hard penis. He noticed he was pre- cumming a lot right now, and that made it even better. He loved the feeling. If he had known about this sooner, he'd already done it. This girl was naughty but she was teaching him many good things, he thought for a second, before getting back to the memory of the time he caught his sister naked. He loved what he had seen. Those perfect breasts with her small hard nipples. He wished he could touch them. Shirley on her side was getting wetter by the second. She now had slipped down her shorts to her knees to have better access to her own privates, which she fingering and played with cheerfully. She rubbed and pinched her hard clit, which gave her nice bursts of pleasure all over her body, and also inserted her middle finger deep in her. She loved having sex, there was nothing like a hard cock rubbing in and out of her, but right now she had to simulate the feeling with her own fingers. It wasn't the same, but it felt so good. {Shirley} wanna cum for me? {Tom} yeah... I'm so hard right now {Shirley} where do you usually cum? {Tom} I just cum on my belly and clean up after {Shirley} thought of cumming in your sister's panties? {Tom} no, but I'd love to {Shirley} mmm, wrap it around your cock and just burst in them {Tom} yes, I'm gonna cum soon {Shirley} cum in them like if you were cumming in her He wrapped the small pair of cotton panties around his penis, making sure to place the crotch right on his tip. He then kept jacking off, faster and faster, images running through his mind. What Shirley just told him was too much. As soon as he imagined himself in his sister and cumming in her, he burst. He could feel wave after wave of his hot and sticky cum soaking her panties. It was his best orgasm ever. He had never ejaculated so much, but with all this, it was the best. He was in heaven, and it felt so good. Shirley was so wet by now, and just knowing Tom was going to burst in a nice pair of panties was getting her near the edge. She furiously rubbed her clit, faster each time, until her hips were thrusting on her hand. Suddenly she felt it; the immense wave of ecstasy washing all over her body. She kept rubbing while she moaned in pleasure, and just as the feeling was diminishing, she felt it again. A second orgasm was running in her body; she was shaking, moaning, all sweaty. She loved this feeling more than anything in this world and she loved every moment of it. After a while, she came back to reality and remembered about Tom. {Shirley} came in her panties? {Tom} yeah, it felt sooo good {Tom} they're all messy and sticky {Shirley} might wanna place them back in her room {Tom} ok {Tom} I have to go now {Shirley} okay, see ya {Tom} see ya With this, the conversation ended and both went back to their normal life. Shirley pulled her shorts back up and went to sleep all messy but she loved the feeling. Tom went back to his sister's room and placed the sticky pair of panties back where he had taken them and got back dressed... ** Friday Tom was once again online, though this time he wasn't alone at home. His sister was sleeping in her room. She had been partying and apparently was so tired that she went right to sleep. He knew she wouldn't wake up for anything in the world and he went back to the chat room, where he luckily found Shirley again. He started chatting with her, telling her about how he had thought so much about last time. Shirley was curious about the panties he used last time. {Shirley} did she notice something? {Tom} I don't think so. She didn't say anything. {Shirley} good {Shirley} alone today, too? {Tom} sis is home too... sleeping {Shirley} sure she's sleeping? {Tom} yeah, came home after partying and went right to sleep Shirley was already having naughty thoughts. Many scenarios played in her mind, each naughtier than the previous. She wanted to have fun today too, and of course he'd have some of his own too. She imagined that he'd be around today, so she wore clothes for the occasion; a black short skirt and a black see-through blouse. {Shirley} does your sister sleeps with clothes on or nude? {Tom} nude I think "Interesting..." she thought. "If she's nude, it'll make things easier today" she said to herself. {Shirley} would you check right now? {Tom} I dunno... what if she wakes up? {Shirley} just tell her you wanted to see her beautiful body {Tom} but I'm only wearing boxers and my dick is really hard {Shirley} tell her she's really cute and that's why you're hard {Tom} won't she think I'm a pervert or something? {Shirley} she might... but who cares {Tom} ok With this being said he stood up and carefully went to his sister's room and slowly opened the door. She was sleeping in her bed, but she was well covered with her sheets so he had to go in. Being very silent, he slowly walked in, making sure to be stealthy on every step he made. He arrived beside her after a few steps. He was a bit scared she might wake up, but it was improbable since she was tired after the party. Decidedly, he grabbed the edge of the sheets and pulled them up. It was pitch dark and he couldn't see well, so he lifted them higher to be able to see better with the light that was coming in from the hall. He was right, she did sleep naked. He observed her soft skin, and how fragile she looked laying there in her bed asleep. He especially loved looking at her round, not-so-small breasts. Tom also took a look between her legs, though he couldn't really see anything by the way she was laying. With his other hand he touched his hard-on though his boxers. She looked so good, and he would love to do so many things with her. After a while, he then placed the sheets back and ever so carefully got out and closed the door. {Tom} yeah, she is {Shirley} totally? {Tom} yeah {Shirley} was she covered or was she just lying down naked in her bed? {Tom} she had the sheets on her, but I lifted them and saw her {Shirley} touched yourself while you looked at her? {Tom} a bit yeah {Shirley} have a pair of panties from her today? {Tom} no {Shirley} get another one {Tom} from her room? {Shirley} if you want to, wherever you found the last ones {Tom} on the floor, she's really messy sometimes {Shirley} okay, go get a pair Tom went back to her room. Once again he slowly got in, looked around and saw some clothes on a chair. He searched in the pile of clothes and found some underwear. Took it, went out and back to the office. {Tom} okay, got some {Shirley} what kind are they? {Tom} thong... black {Shirley} mmm Shirley loved hearing this. She wore nothing but thongs, except for a few times where she wore hipster panties, but always black, like most of her clothes. For a second she imagined they were hers, and this got her a bit more aroused than what she already was. {Shirley} how does it smell? {Tom} same as before, a bit less {Shirley} does it look stained? {Tom} a little {Shirley} would you dare cum in them while you look at her? Tom thought a second about it. His sister was sleep and she wouldn't wake up, but still... He wasn't sure about it, but on the other hand he'd love to. {Tom} yeah I think, she's sleeping deep {Shirley} like uncover her and wrap the thong on your dick and cum in them. {Shirley} you can leave it where you found it afterwards {Tom} but it'll be all messy {Tom} she'll know it's me {Shirley} so? she'll know you like her as a girl {Tom} she won't be upset? {Shirley} I dunno, you know her better {Tom} okay, I'll do it Once again he stood up and was on his way to her room, but he took off his boxers this time. He opened the door and left it open to have some light to look at her. He carefully pushed the sheets aside and stared at her body. He was already hard by thinking about what he was about to do, but now, standing naked beside her, there was no turning back. He did as Shirley told him and wrapped the thong on his hard dick. He steadily started jerking off while looking at her delicious breasts. He'd give anything to touch them, but he didn't dare. He was too excited and he might wake her up, so he just looked at them while he kept going. It was too bad he couldn't have a better view of her pussy. Her legs were tightly shut together, and the only thing he could notice in the darkness was the thin line of hair above her slit. It had been a minute or two since he started playing with his dick when he felt it. He jacked off faster until he couldn't hold it anymore. Cum bubbled in his balls and made its way out. He blew his load in the small piece of black underwear, but with all the moving and rubbing, some cum landed on the bed besides his sister and on the floor. After savoring the sweet release, he cleaned his cock with what was left clean of the thong and he carefully placed it back on top of the clothes on her chair. He headed back to talk with Shirley. In the meantime, Shirley wondered how things were going. She almost wished she could see him doing it. It would've been much better than rubbing herself, while waiting for him to come back and tell her about it. Though, she didn't have to wait long, barely under five minutes. {Tom} I did it {Shirley} how was it? {Tom} really cool, came a lot {Shirley} think it got out of thong? {Tom} maybe, it was dark {Shirley} okay, she might not even notice if it dripped a bit on the floor {Tom} ok {Shirley} left the thong where you found it? {Tom} yeah, on top of her clothes on the chair {Tom} it's all messy and sticky {Shirley} I hope it doesn't drip everywhere {Shirley} what do you think she'll say when she sees it? {Tom} I dunno, maybe she'll find it's yucky {Shirley} maybe {Shirley} are you still horny? {Tom} yeah, I'm hard again {Shirley} would you like to cum again? {Tom} sure, would love to {Shirley} could find another pair of panties {Tom} ok Shirley was quite aroused now. She knew how a messy pair of panties looked since her boyfriend sometimes did this with her underwear when he was horny and she was asleep. She loved knowing what he had been doing, and often ended up horny thinking about how he did it. Making Tom do all those things and hearing about it was really getting her going. She was getting wet and had slowly been rubbing her pussy after lifting her skirt. Tom had gone once more in the room, and found another thong, on the floor this time. He hadn't noticed it the first time, but it was almost under her bed that in the darkness he almost didn't see it. {Tom} back, have one {Tom} found a blue thong {Shirley} nice {Tom} it smells more {Shirley} stained? {Tom} yeah, white, all over the front {Shirley} okay {Shirley} do you rub your dick on the part that touched her pussy? {Tom} yeah, makes me so horny {Shirley} wished you could rub in on her {Tom} on her pussy? {Shirley} yeah {Tom} I'd love to rub it on her tits and pussy {Shirley} would you cum on her? {Tom} mmm, I'd love to {Tom} all over her tits maybe {Shirley} wanna see her again and cum in her thong? {Tom} yeah {Tom} want me to leave this one in there too? {Shirley} if you want to, yeah {Tom} okay {Shirley} how is she placed? {Tom} lying on her side, maybe she moved since {Shirley} mmm {Shirley} would you cum on her instead of the thong? {Tom} yeah that would be so cool {Shirley} mind cumming on her boobs and then cleaning your dick with her thong? {Tom} okay {Shirley} okay, do it and then tell me how it went {Tom} :) Tom was really hard and was pre-cumming again when he got in her room. Once he uncovered her, he noticed she had moved, and now her right leg was to the side. He could clearly see her soft shaved pussy. It was closed, but it looked inviting, and very good. Again, he was slightly scared, especially if she'd wake up as he was cumming on her. He thought about it, and decided to explain as Shirley told him if it happened. He started rubbing his cock with his right hand while he held the used thong up to his nose. It smelled so good, and looking at her at the same time was too good. If she was awake, as aroused as him and playing with herself, it would be perfect. He kept rubbing faster and faster, lusting for his sister. He'd give anything to touch her tits and play with her young attractive body. He kept going again for a while, longer than last time, before bursting in a delicious and hard orgasm. Hard wave of pleasure ran though his entire body while jets of cum spurted from his hard hot cock, landing all over his sister's tits. He came and came until her tits had a nice glistening look. He had cum so well, and luckily for him, she barely moaned and moved a bit as his sticky cum landed on her. He quickly cleaned his cock with the blue thong, and dropped it besides her bed. She looked so cute right there, with her tits covered in his warm cum. He didn't bothered covering her up. He went out and closed the door before getting back to Shirley. {Tom} did it {Shirley} came all over her tits? {Tom} yeah, all over {Tom} so cool {Shirley} she didn't feel a thing? {Tom} she made a noise and moved a bit {Tom} but she's still sleeping {Shirley} must've felt it unconsciously {Tom} yeah {Shirley} wish I could be there when she wakes up, to see her reaction {Shirley} I really hope to see you around soon to see how it went {Tom} yeah {Shirley} I'll see you soon then {Tom} hope so {Shirley} see ya {Tom} see ya Shirley logged off and imagined how Tom must've felt while he masturbated and came on his sister. She really was in the mood, and her fingers were rapidly running on her slippery and warm pussy. It felt so good. She imagined what if he had done this and she woke up. What if she wasn't really asleep, if she was faking it and feeling every second of it. She imagined every possible situation: about how she'd react, what they'd say to each other. What if something happened then... maybe they'd do it together? Her fingers kept rubbing and going in and out of her. Two fingers actually, were going in and out of her. So good ... After a few minutes of rubbing, she started jerking around in her chair, losing herself completely to the very pleasing feeling in her body. She moaned louder, and suddenly came hard. The pleasure in her body was intense, yet very good. She rubbed so fast, that her arm was getting sore, but she loved every single moment. She could feel the spasms in her pussy, and how it would be literally sucking on a cock if she had one in her at that instant. It was good... even a bit messy. After resting a few minutes on her chair, still in the afterglow from her orgasm, she stood up and went to the bathroom to clean herself a bit before going to bed. ** Friday... two weeks later It had been a while Shirley hadn't seen Tom and she wondered if something bad happened after last time. She had him do something that might have gotten him into trouble but she wasn't really worried. Many people come and go from an online life, and he's only 12. Just as she was about to log off, she noticed Tom logged on. This alone convinced her to stay longer. She greeted him, and while he didn't quite remember her, she told him about what they had previously talked about and then he recalled everything. {Shirley} so what happened last time? {Tom} my sister was teasing me about it {Shirley} she wasn't mad or anything? {Tom} no {Tom} a few days later she wanted me to show her my cock and how I played with it {Shirley} and you showed her? {Tom} yeah {Tom} it was really cool because when I squirted she took it on her fingers and licked it {Shirley} mmm {Shirley} was she fully dressed? {Tom} no, she showed me her tits while I played {Shirley} nice, bet you liked that {Tom} yeah, a lot {Tom} but I haven't seen them again :( {Shirley} well ask her to show them to you {Tom} she's not home {Shirley} ask her when she comes back, or just touch them {Shirley} you could always touch them while she's sleeping {Tom} she won't wake up? {Shirley} if you're careful she might not {Tom} could I touch her other places too? {Shirley} if you wanna slip a hand between her legs, go ahead just be gentle {Tom} mmm {Tom} I get really horny when I think about her naked {Shirley} mmm, well you can always play ;) {Tom} I am playing Tom was by now fully erect, like always when he thought about his sister. It didn't take much to get him like that and he loved it. He was slowly stroking his hard member, getting more aroused with each word from Shirley. She really knew how to get him going. As for Shirley, she wasn't in the mood for anything earlier in the night, but she was getting in the mood, slowly but surely. She wasn't going to take off any clothing right now, but she wasn't wearing much; barely a loose top and a black thong covering her body. {Shirley} have some of her underwear with you? {Tom} no {Shirley} could you get some? {Tom} yeah, wait Tom went to her room, and this time there was nothing to fear, he was alone. He took his time and looked around and found a pair of white panties among a few other clothes besides her desk. He took them and went back. {Tom} found some {Shirley} what did you get? {Tom} a sexy pair of white cotton panties {Shirley} smell good? {Tom} yeah, like her {Shirley} tell me more about what you'd like to do with her {Tom} I wanna kiss and lick her tits {Shirley} did you tell her? {Tom} yeah, she was rubbing them, it looked so hot {Shirley} was she touching her pussy when she watched you play? {Tom} no, but she kinda rubbed against the chair {Shirley} mmm, she liked that {Tom} do you get horny a lot? {Shirley} yeah... I am right now, listening about you and your sister {Tom} cool {Tom} have sex often? {Shirley} every weekend with my bf {Tom} cool {Shirley} so what else would you like to do? {Tom} I really wanna lick her pussy {Shirley} you should really tell her, most girls love to be licked {Tom} cool {Tom} are you shaved? {Shirley} I'm only trimmed {Tom} are you touching now? {Shirley} yes, I'm getting wet {Tom} mmm wow Shirley was really getting into it right now, and her fingers were teasing her through sheer material of her thong. She wasn't yet touching herself directly, but she certainly was getting built up. She knew it wouldn't be long before her thong would be gone; it was a question of time. {Tom} think I should squirt in her panties again? {Shirley} sure, you could squirt in them as much as you want to {Tom} I think she liked it when I did it before {Tom} she was teasing me but was smiling a lot {Shirley} she probably loved knowing she made you cum {Shirley} that's probably why she got horny when she watched you play {Tom} do you think she plays with herself a lot? {Shirley} she probably does, in the shower or when she's by herself in her room {Tom} I wanna see her do it {Shirley} ask her she might show you {Tom} mmm {Shirley} still playing with her panties? {Tom} yeah, rubbing my cock with them {Shirley} mmm, wish I could see you {Shirley} maybe you could do the same with mine {Tom} I would love to see you too {Tom} yeah I would love to {Tom} what are you wearing? {Shirley} a top and a thong {Tom} can you take those off and go naked like me? {Shirley} sure, hold on a sec Shirley stood up and quickly stepped out of her thong and left it besides her. She then took off her top and threw it right with her thong. She sat back down, and passed a finger through her moist slit. She loved this feeling, and this time was no exception. She knew she was going to have a good time. {Shirley} done {Tom} mmm, you make me so horny {Shirley} I would let you touch me and lick me right now {Tom} mmm wow {Shirley} could I touch you too? {Tom} yeah, please... {Tom} and suck my cock? {Shirley} I love sucking... I'd let you cum in my mouth if you'd want to {Tom} mmm, I want to {Tom} I'm going to squirt soon now {Shirley} mmm, squirt all over her panties Tom was having a hard time controlling himself. Each stroke was bringing him closer and closer to the edge. And having his sister's used panties wrapped around his hard hot cock wasn't helping him to hold on. Of course, the thought of having Shirley naked with him, letting herself be touched by him, and getting sucked, was becoming too much. He knew he was going to burst anytime now. {Shirley} think you're cumming in my mouth as I suck you {Tom} mmm, I'm going to squirt {Shirley} would you fuck your sister? {Tom} if she would let me Shirley knew he was going to cum really soon, and she was working hard on herself to get cumming too, otherwise she'd have to finish herself off alone. She was fantasizing about having the young boy with her, sucking him as she loved to do, and getting her mouth filled with his hot and sticky cum. Furiously fingering herself, she was sweating and her arm was quickly getting tired, but she was determined to cum as soon as possible. Tom kept stroking himself, faster and faster as his pleasure grew. Encouraged by Shirley's words, he kept going and soon it was time. His balls tightened and he started shooting in the pair of cotton panties. Jet after jet of his hot load was soaking the white material in his hand, as he felt so good. Shirley still going fast and hard, got closer and closer each time her fingers rubbed on her sensitive clit and there it came. The flow of pleasure washed her body once more as she felt her great orgasm that she had been chasing. It felt very good... not as good as other times, but she loved it. It made her relax so much each time it happened, and this was no exception. She relaxed and slowly recovered from the soothing feeling. {Shirley} did you cum? {Tom} yeah, it's all over her panties now {Shirley} mmm, good With this, they each parted ways. Tom went and placed back the stained panties in his sister's pile of dirty clothes, making sure to put them on top where she's see them. As for Shirley, she cleaned up the extra wetness on her privates with her thong and went to bed completely naked. ** Shirley never got back with Tom, but she supposes that he's having fun with his sister... or at least with her panties. She keeps a good memory of the chat she had with him, and often recalls it whenever she feels horny, since it made her so hot. She still goes online and often talks with many guys around, but she's never found someone like Tom. ** I'll be glad to hear from you, any comments or questions at mandy_cdn_cutiepie@yahoo.com Hope you enjoyed this story as much as I loved writing it... and yes I got kinda horny when I wrote it, so I hope you did too. Take care out there.