("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text Archive name: woman.txt (humor) Authors name: Anonymous Author Story title : Geography -------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2002. Please don't remove the author information or make any changes to this story. You may post freely to non-commercial "free" sites, or in the "free" area of commercial sites. Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN (humor) By Anonymous Author *** Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own worth. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France; gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia; lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction may be necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia; very wide with borders unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia; with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. *** THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick. *** ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of the hands of children. They should be outside playing in the sunshine, not thinking about adult situations. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - Directory 19