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Thank you for your consideration. ------------------------------------------------------ A Generic Erotic Story [Humor] by VeryHorni ( Or insert your own name here) ====================================================== This story features some multiple-choice and fill-in- the blank entries so that anyone of any gender or persuasion can write their own erotic story. Do not try this at home (or anyplace else for that matter). Do not fill in the blanks or multiple choice if the laws of your planet prohibit it. ====================================================== (Insert Name1) had admired (insert Name2) for some time. (Gender pronoun) was a (description) who had been (personal history). For some time (Name1) and (Name2) had been working closely together. But they seldom talked. Finally, one day, (Name1) said to (Name2). "You know I've always admired you. You really turn me on. Perhaps I've been too bold." "Oh, no, not at all!" said (Name2). "I really like you too! You have such (description of character/personality and/or physical characteristics)!" "Thanks. No one ever said that about me before." (Name1) bent forward and tenderly kissed (Name2). "I've been wanting to do that since as long as I can remember." "Me too!" After discovering their true feelings for one another (Name1) and (Name2) began spending more time together, not just at work but on weekends. They often went (dating activity traditional or sub-cultural) and were often seen (romantic or lewd practice) in public to- gether. Finally one spring evening, as a warm breeze blew white fluffy clouds before the full silvery moon, (Name1) gently squeezed (Name2)'s hand and said let's (romantic proposal or overtly sexual proposition). "I thought you'd never ask," sighed (Name2). Making their way through the park they walked (appen- dage) in (appendage) back to (name)'s apartment. "Why don't you make yourself at home while I slip into (A. something more comfortable b. my kangaroo suit c. a big tub of hot oatmeal)." "That would be lovely," said (Name2) as (gender or trans-gender pronoun) glanced at the paintings of (A. nudes, B.the New York City skyline c. fruit D. Vietnam war atrocities) that graced the walls of (Name1)'s high rise apartment. When (Name1) returned (Name2) was surprised to see (gender or trans-gender pronoun) (A. dressed in a negligee B. wearing an open bathrobe C. wearing a kangaroo suit D. holding a pneumatic drill). "Oh my," said (Name2)"I don't think I've ever [A. seen anyone more beautiful." B. seen anyone more bizarre." C. seen a more attractive kangaroo costume." D. been more scared out of my wits in my life."] "You like it?" said (Name1). "I selected it especially for you." "Exquisite!" said (Name2). "I just ask that you [A. be gentle because this is my first time." B. let me hop in your pouch." C. use an anesthetic."] "Certainly," said (Name1) sidling sexily over to (gender or trans-gender pronoun). "But you know I really think we ought to use protection too, don't you?" "Absolutely." "Great," said (Name1) "because I just happen to have [A. a pack of condoms." B. two full length, head to toe rubber body suits with breathing apparatus." C. a couple of surplus Army flak jackets." "I'm so glad you're sensitive and considerate," said (Name2). "You can't be too careful these days," said (Name1) "especially with [A. all those sexually transmitted diseases about." B. all the itchy kangaroo hair that can get stuck in your nose and other orifices." C. the recent importation of cheap drill bits from China at the local hardware store."] "Oh, (Name1) give me all your [A. love!" B. kangaroo tail!" C. one and ¾ inch bit!"] "Gladly my love," said (Name1) "but here let me help you put on [A. your condom." B. your kangarooette costume." C. your rubber body suit and breathing apparatus." D. your flak jacket."] "Oh my, that's a tight fit," said (Name2). "That's just the way I like it," said (Name1) coyly. With that (Name1) pushed (Name2) on to the bed and began [A. making wild passionate love. B. attempting to crawl into (Name2)'s pouch. C. drilling (Name2)'s flak jacket with a one and ¾ inch bit.] "Oohh! Please stop!" cried (Name2) "I can't take it anymore you're [A. driving me to new unheard of heights of orgasmic pleasure." B. filling up my pouch and stretching it to the limit." C. nearing the bottom of my flak jacket."] With a great cry (Name1) stopped and [A. rolled off of (Name2). B. leaped out of (Name2)'s pouch. C. broke off the drill bit before it reached the bottom of the flak jacket.] "Wow!" said (Name2)"that was fantastic! I felt [A. the earth move!" B. my pouch pushed to the limit!" C. like I was a two by four!"] Lighting two cigarettes, (Name1) said [A. "I've never attained such orgiastic heights with anyone before!" B. "You make me leap for kangaroo joy!" C. "I want you to come to the hardware store with me tomorrow."] THE END ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of the hands of children. They should be outside playing in the sun, not thinking about adult situations. Do your part to make our world a little safer. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - Directory 9