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He's traveled all over the world, dipping his cock in every nationality-Caucasian, Asian, African, Alaskan-you name it. After he mustered out, he came to spend some time with us. He found out he wasn't so danged experienced and worldly as he thought he was. There was one nation- ality he hadn't screwed --- country bred women. Right off, I got this here feeling that Uncle Jay thought he was better than Pa because he had a chest full of medals and Pa had a rundown dirt farm in Kansas. For days, Uncle Jay sashayed around looking down his nose at everything, and he kept making cracks about Pa's "predicament." I could tell that Pa was getting his belly full by the way his jaw clamped tight and the muscles twitched. But Pa's a kind man, so he didn't whittle Uncle Jay down thin like Ma. Ma never liked Uncle Jay to begin with, so she tore some wide strips out of his hide. That lady can really tangle your innards when she wants to. Things went along like this for several days. Then, one night, in his spit-shined shoes and immacu- late uniform, Uncle Jay sat in the living room after supper and made the mistake of trying to impress Pa with stories of all the women he'd swept off their feet and screwed. Pa's jaw clamped. "Shit, if a woman needs to be wined and dined afore she goes after your dick, you must not have much." he said. Well, Uncle Jay didn't blink an eye, but I could see his nose shift out of joint. "I get no complaints. It's the way things are done in polite society." he sniffed back. Pa gave that deep old rumbling horse laugh of his. "No wonder you bailed out. Hereabouts, girls are educated on fuckin' and suckin' not eatin' steak and sippin' champagne." Pa's eyes narrowed. "Hell, I bet you ain't never screwed a hot country woman before." Faced with Pa chiding and making small potatoes out of his boasting, then flat out questioning his worldly wisdom, Uncle Jay squirmed and shifted the position of his straining cock and sputtered. Not unexpectedly, Pa bellowed, "Tammy-Jo! Come here to Pa, honey." I sauntered in, pretending like I wasn't eaves- dropping behind the door, even though Pa knew good and well I had been. Pa leaned back in his old easy chair, a shit- eating grin on his face. "Honey, go fetch your sisters. Show your Uncle Jayle Jay how country girls keep their old pappy happy." I was back with Patty-Ann and May-Beth faster than a flash of lightning. We'd all been champing on the bit for a taste of Uncle Jay's cock, only his smart-ass attitude had put us off. When he saw us working Pa over, maybe his attitude would changea little. We all three shucked our clothes while standing in front of Pa - and let Uncle Jayle Jay gawk his fill. His tongue came out so far it looked a strip of Ma's pie dough after a bout with her rolling pin. But we ignored him. Patty-Ann said, "My turn to be cornholed, Pa!" "You sure it's your turn?" "Yep! May-Beth got it up the ass last time." "Okay then, plant that tight little pucker on your Papa's pecker!" We stripped Pa and stretched him out on the rug. He put his hands behind his head and just lay there like a feisty old rooster with his flock of hens. May-Beth fed him her Tit meat--and she's got aplenty-- into Pa's mouth. I slid a pillow under Pa's rump so I could rim his asshole, and finger it up some, the way he likes it done. Patty-Ann straddled Pa, holding his big old gnarled dick while she impaled her asshole on it. "I'll be a son of a bitch!" Uncle Jail Jay muttered accusingly. I grinned at him. "Don't be too hard on yourself Uncle Jay. You're still not too old to learn a few things from Pa. If he's of a mind to teach you, you'll get all the cunt, mouth and asshole you can handle!" I spread my Pa's legs, raised his knees a might, and licked his balls with my tongue. Pa grunted. "Teachin' Jay's like invitin' another fox into my chicken coop," Pa complained. Seconds later, the old rooster was crowing with the horny rapture induced by his three daughters. I pulled my tongue off Pa's ball-sack. "We need another fox in the chicken coop. You said so yourself," I reminded him, squeezing his cock. Pa gave a loud crow of delight, old Uncle Jay had this colossal dick in his hand that near took my breath away. I stared - It was even bigger than Pa's! I'd never seen a man hung that huge. I decided to take advantage of it. "Shoot, Uncle Jayle Jay, you sure got a big one there." I moved my ass until he could look right up my asshole, because I was spreading my crack wide with both hands. "Let's see if you're as good at cornholing as Pa." Uncle Jay shot off the couch, his knees thunking on the floor. But then, his face a tight mask of pas- sion, his hand grasping his dick, he suddenly faltered. "What's tha matter, Uncle Jay? Ain't you never fucked ass before?" He flushed and shook his head. "It's just like pussy. Stick it in the hole and fuck." He learns fast, I'll say that for Uncle Jayle Jay. He implanted that huge horse cock in my ring, then tamped and pounded it in with strong hip action. He fucked me even better than Pa, but I'd never admit it to him, or Pa. I was in painful ecstasy, my asshole packed fuller than it had ever been. He porked my rear until I came harder then when Pa reams me. Real quick like, we all came unglued. Afterwards I told Pa, "Uncle Jayle Jay wouldn't be half bad with a few tips from you Pa. And since you don't have time to give us girls all the prick we want, can't we fuck Uncle Jayle Jay?" It was true, and Pa knew it, but he sidestepped the issue with another sly grin. "I wonder--can he take it as good as he gives it?" "Just turn those nieces of mine loose on me and I'll show you," Uncle Jay bragged. Pa chortled. "That ain't exactly what I meant." We girls knew what Pa meant, and we played along. May-Beth started nursing Pa's dick to get it good and stiff again real quick. She stopped only long enough to say, "Oh, let Uncle Jayle Jay fuck my ass, Pa! Patty-Ann and Tammy-Jo both had it in the butt. Let me have it too," she pleaded. Want to rip off another piece of country ass?" Pa asked his brother. Looking real eager, Uncle Jayle Jay said, "Sure!" Pa put May-Beth on her knees and Uncle Jayle Jay plowed deep into her furrow. As expected, while he was busy, Pa got behind Uncle Jay, itching to screw a virgin asshole, and maybe even teach his brother that clodhoppers are unequivocal experts when it comes to sex. Uncle Jay was balling May-Beth hard and fast, but he stopped cold when he felt Pa's big old cock-head press against his bung-hole. "What the fuck!" he screamed and tried to break away. Sandwiched between May-Beth and Pa like he was, there was no room for Uncle Jay to pull out of my sis- ter without driving his asshole onto Pa's shaft, and that's just what happened. And when Pa's mighty dick thrust up his butt, Uncle Jay let out a yowl that brought Ma runnin'. Pa went right ahead clouting that unaccustomed asshole. Uncle Jayle Jay was between a rock and a hard place. He was real horny, so he'd lunge forward into May-Beth's asshole, but he'd have to shove his ass back onto Pa's shaft before he could drive into May-Beth again. In other words, if he wanted to fuck her, he had to fuck Pa! Uncle Jay went off with a bang, shooting his load into May-Beth's hungry ass and moaning something awful. Soon as Pa pulled his dick out, Uncle Jay sat down on the floor, looking like he didn't know what had hit him or what to make of it. "Damn Jay, you take as good as you give. Welcome to my chicken house," Pa said and helped his brother up from the floor. "Good to have another cock around. I been wantin' to make Tammy-Jo here into a sandwich again." Pa pulled me forward and gave me a hug. Just the thought of taking a dick in my snatch and one in my asshole at the same time was enough to make my cunt-cream. It had been a couple of months since Pa and that insurance salesman had screwed me half to death. "Why not me?" Ma demanded. "Or me?" Patty-Ann said with a pout. "Or me?" May-Beth said, still feeling too well fucked to be mad like the others. "Get you later," Pa said, fingering Ma's big pussy. He eyed my sisters. "You two ain't been broke that way yet, but now your Uncle Jayle's here, we'll get around to you," Pa promised. I quickly settled my cunt on Pa's lap, because I wanted my well-hung Uncle Jayle in my rear again. I wound my arms around Pa's neck and swapped tongues with him while Uncle Jayle Jay spread my buttocks, looking for my asshole. He found it and drove his prick straight up my ass from behind. My tongue crammed down Pa's throat. I was on cloud nine, skewered on two pricks while the whole family watched. My cunt and ass had never been packed so tight! My ass muscles clung and milked as Pa and my Uncle Jayle started fucking me tooth and nail. Uncle Jayle Jay fucked my ass deep and hard while I used my leg muscles to raise an lower my cunt up and down on Pa's tool and grind my ass into Uncle Jayle Jay's pecker. Suddenly Uncle Jay went ape-shit. I knew Ma was at the root of his groans. She was licking and sucking his asshole and balls. May-Beth and Patty-Ann each took one of my tits in their mouths and sucked like hell. "My asshole! My God, Hank your wife's licking your cum right outta my asshole!" Uncle Jayle Jay bleated like a lamb lost from his mother. He plowed my ass twice as hard nearly knocking my right of Pa's pecker. Then my body exploded in the most intense orgasm I ever remember having. It was sure a wild tumble. At about the same time I screamed and thrashed about, Uncle Jay and Pa spared no effort in humping my tense stretched, heaving holes. They got the lead out of their pencils just as quickly. One deposited it up my ass, the other hustled it up my cunt. Uncle Jayle Jay is a changed person now. He's taken to wearing loose-fitting overalls like Pa, be- cause he says they're really quick to release. He really socks it to us girls now and he even goes to town on Pa's asshole when he takes a notion. Pa and Uncle Jayle Jay have become best of friends and fuck-mates now. We're all real tickled that Uncle Jayle Jay is going to stay on with us and help Pa around the farm. Even Ma is happy to have him around. Why shouldn't she be? Before Jay came, us girls kept Pa so drained that Ma hardly ever got any stiff prick. Now, she gets more. Uncle Jayle Jay may be old, but he sure is a stalwart stallion. One gander of that big prick of his and Ma did a double take. We have to get up before sunrise to beat Ma to Uncle Jayle Jay's prick. Like the other morning, she cut him off on his way to the barn to do the milk- ing and fucked him right there in the yard with the cock crowing on the fence. And yesterday morning when I got to the kitchen, there was Ma at the stove frying bacon. She had her skirt up around her waist and Uncle Jayle Jay had his cock buried in her cunt from behind. I thought I had it all figured, how I could beat Ma to it. Before cockcrow, I snuck to Uncle Jayle Jay's room and crawled into his bed. When I slid beneath the cover to suck his dick, my mouth latched onto a cunt. Ma's cunt! And it was full of prick and oozing cum. I figured we need us another cock around here. I'm having trouble getting even one dick, and I'm like a bird that can't fly on one wing--I need at least two. I keep begging Pa and Uncle Jayle Jay to sandwich me again, but they're always too drained by either Ma or my two sisters. So, if any of you out there have horny dicks and like young, hot, farmer's daughters, and dirt farmin', I got plenty of asshole, pussy and mouth to go around. Y'all come on over, ya hear? Kristen's collection-----------------------------------