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Thank you for your consideration. ------------------------------------------------------ Barneys beginnings - Part 2 (MM/m, reluc, oral, mast) by Laura Wood (laurabwood@yahoo.com) *** Hi there again! Its Bawney and now I got the hang of this puter, I reckon its time to tell youse more about me growing up and shit. Well when I was fourteen I was about the smartest little fucker in the district if not in all of Alberta. Three years of schoolin' paid rite off, in fact Paw used to tell anybody we met "This here is Bawney an' he knows fuck all about damn near everything". Shit I was proud. So it was about that time that Maw decides she needs extra schoolin' to help her earn a bit more money in her hair cuttin' business. Said she had to go down to Calgry to learn to be a massoos or some such shit. I says what's a massoos Paw an' he says its like rubbin' muscles son. I nearly fuckin' fell over. I had seen my Mom rubbin so much muscle over the years I thort she was already an expert. She only used to concentrate on one muscle so I figured she was learnin' about other ones. Shit I was smart. So Paw and me had to look after each other for about 6 weeks. Paw stood there scratchin' his nuts and said "its gunna be a long spell son, you do the cookin' and shit in the house and I'll be spending extra time tending my flock." "Ok Paw, sounds good, ya want roast lamb for tea?" I says, and Paw stands there with a stupid look on his face and says, "You mean to say you can eat sheep too?" Paw then tells me that I got to go out tomorrow and cut two guys hair "They both said they needed it real bad". Well, that sort of shook me a bit, I'd seen Mom cuttin hair for years an' it looked easy but it was the itch these old guys had that sort of stumped me. "Hey Paw, do I gotta do it like Mom does?" "Shit yes boy, they pays good money" Hmmmm I thought to myself, I don't think Paw really knows what Mom does on her hair cuttin' trips. Still he's my Paw an' he's always right. So next morning, bright and early I set off. First call to old Mr. Jackson and he pleads "Where's yer Mom boy," and I says "Mr. Jackson its me or nuthin ', Moms gone to Calgry to learn muscle rubbin' and shit" He just stood there grinning at that piece of news. "Ok boy, I don't really care how I get it, juss as long as I get it, lets go inside." So I set him up with the old sheet around him and start hacking away with the scissors. Shit its lucky there ain't no mirrors about because I sure fucked up what hair he had. All the time he was wriggling around under the sheet so I says, "Looks like you got that itch again" an' he says "Boy, you is smarter than you look, now supposing you fix it for me." I put my left hand under the sheet and good golly, there was Mr. Jackson's little old cock sticking up, as hard as a rock. "Now boy, you just start rubbin' it up and down now while I think about those lovely tits of your Mom." Shit, my hand was bigger than this little cock so I just sort of rubbed it like he said. "Hold it tighter boy, you got a lot to learn yet." So I did just that, an' he says "Now boy put that other hand to use by holdin' my nuts for me." So I does just that and grabs this little bag hanging off his cock with my right hand. "That's right boy, now you just rub a little faster and make an old man happy." He closed his eyes and sort of ran his fingers through my hair. "Now boy, squeeze real hard for me." This was getting confusin', although I was real smart, I was also right handed so I did what he asked and squeezed his little nut bag real tight. Well fuck me dead if he didn't pass right out and collapse on the floor. Paw used to talk a lot about havin' to get his rocks off so I guess I just done got Mr. Jackson's rocks off for him. Seemed strange though, he sure did not seem to get any enjoyment out of that little game. I left him curled up and slightly moaning as I collected the tip he left on the table and happily headed off to see Harry McMinn. What a greeting I got "What the fuck are you doing here by yourself boy, where's your Mom?" So I had to explain about Mom being educated in Calgry and shit like that and that Paw said I got to do you like Mom does. I was talking hair cutting but he was smiling like kind of wicked. "Ok boy lets go inside and get started, this could be interesting." I hoped like shit there were no mirrors about because I was no fucking hair cutter, more "Bawney the Butcher", I smiled to myself. After about five minutes, when I had fucked his hair completely, he said, "Now Bawney you know what your Mom does next don't you boy?" Now this next part was a mystery to me so I says, "Is this where Mom holds your boner in her mouth and you sort of lay there and play with her tits." "Boy, you really is as smart as your Paw says," he said as we headed for his bedroom. I was still confused and asked. "How come you just don't take your cock in your own mouth and lick on it like I does?" He stopped dead in his tracks and says "Boy, nobody at all can do that, only dogs and they do it all the fucking time, so don't go telling me that shit." "I bet I can." I replies, and he says kinda smart like "Well boy if you can lick your own cock, I will let you suck me off, because I know you can't." Well this was a challenge thrown at a smart kid like me, and I says smart like. "You gonna lose this time Mr. McMinn and I will show you why." So I quickly drops my pants, sits on the floor and starts stroking my cock. Imagine him tellin' me I couldn't lick it, this bet was so easy to win. I stroked it up real hard, leaned forward and popped the shiny head in my mouth. "Boy, you is truly amazing, you won so now get your ass in here good and quick." I was so clever beating this old fuck head, and then it sinks in that, shit, I gotta suck him? That's the trouble with being smart an' showin' off. By now he if lying on the bed, mostly naked, just swinging his cock from side to side. "Come on boy, here is your prize, you won the bet, now lets hope that you is half the sucker that your Mom is" I sat on the bed beside him and lowered my head towards his now hard cock. It was nowhere near the size of mine, so I licked it like I do to myself, then popped the little thing in my mouth. "Boy, you just start sucking that real hard now and swing your legs up on the bed toward me." I did like he said and before you know it he' s got ahold of my cock in his hands and start playin' with it "Boy, I ain't got your Moms tits to help me but this rod of yours is lookin' real tasty." So he starts wanking my cock with both hands, while I sucked on his little boner. He yelled that he was gonna cum, as if I gave a shit, them a few little drops of his juice dripped onto my tongue. All the time he was swinging on my cock and now I was feeling pretty good. I looked around at him and saw the head of my cock going into his mouth. I told him to watch out because, "Hey Mr. I ain't cum for a week, so if you don't want to drown you better point it at the wall." "Bullshit boy!" was about the last thing he mumbled that afternoon. He started cranking away at my cock and I could feel a load rising to the top. Fuck you jerk, I thought as I thrust my pole to the back of his throat and then a bit further and let go with a gallon of boy juice that filled every bit of space in that thick head of his. He lay there stunned, juice oozing out of everywhere and the old cunt was havin' real trouble gettin' a breath of air. I eased my prick from his mouth and he lay there spewin' his heart out. I whistled happily as I dressed and collected due payment. Didn't think I'd ever get paid for crushing nuts and causing heart attacks, but some days everything goes right. I was rather glad Mom was learning new tricks because I had a bad feeling that she had lost two customers. Laura Wood laurabwood@yahoo.com * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - Directory 6