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Archive name: fleas.txt (oral)
Authors name: Dick (address withheld)
Story title : Traveling Fleas

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This story is copyrighted (c) 1978. All rights 
reserved. This story may be posted to free sites as 
long as no changes have been made to my story, and the 
author name remains attached.
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A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little 
flea arms, had spread put it's blanket, and was 
proceeding to soak up the Miami sunshine when who 
should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend 
of his.

"Oscar, what happened to you?" asked the flea, because 
Oscar looked terrible, wrapped up in a blanket, nose 
running, eyes red, and his teeth chattering.

"I got a ride down here in some guy's mustache and he 
came down here by motorcycle, I nearly froze my nuts 
off", wheezed Oscar.

"Let me give you a tip, old pal," said the first flea, 
spreading some more suntan oil on his shoulders. "You 
go to the stewardess lounge at the airport, see, and 
you get up on the toilet seat, and when an Air Florida 
stewardess comes in to take a leak, you hop on for a 
nice warm ride. Got it?"

So you can imagine the flea's surprise when, a month or 
so later, while stretched out all warm and comfortable 
on the beach, who should he see but Oscar - looking 
more chilled and miserable than before.

"Listen," said Oscar, "I did everything you said. I 
made it to the stewardess lounge and waited till a 
really cute one came in, and made a perfect landing and 
got so warm and cozy that I dozed right off."

"And so?" asked the first flea.

"And so the next thing I know, I'm on the guy's 
mustache again!" 

		The End!

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Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of
the hands of children. They should be outside playing
in the sunshine, not thinking about adult situations.

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