Nobody gets crushes on 33-year-old slightly overweight vocational counselors who live in the suburbs with two kids in school and perfectly adequate husbands.
Except sometimes.
So, when it happened to me, I wrote a story about it. Then some more stories.
If you want to read any of those stories, you have to be grown up. If you just happened on them and you're not 18 yet, or they're illegal where you live, you should go away.
But if you want to go ahead, click here:
