"Hey, Billy," my friend Eli said when he saw me at the basketball court at the local park.

"What's up, bro?" I replied.

Chuckling, he said, "Not much now...but, last night I played the `creampie game' with Fiona," a decided hint of pride in this voice at the end of that statement.

"Oh yeah..." I said, before asking, "You recorded it right? `Cause if you didn't it doesn't count..."

"Course I recorded it: what do ya think I am, an idoit?" Eli said. "Sweet: let's see that video," I said. As he pulled his phone out of his pocket Eli said, "It was real dark in the room, so ya can't see anything, but the audio says it all..."

"Hope that good enough," I commented.

"Have a listen," my friend said as he moved through the various menus on his phone to the saved video.

He hit PLAY on a video where there was nothing to see, but black.

"Got a condom right here" clearly Eli's voice.

Then there was a ripping sound.

"Let me put it on," that sounded like Fiona's voice.

For perhaps half a minute there were a few very quiet muffled sounds. Then I heard some slightly heavy breathing, a few little grunts and groans, the sound of bare skin slapping against bare skin...the sounds of two people fucking.

"Ah, it slipped out," Eli's voice interrupted the sounds of sex.

"Well put it back in," Fiona's voice sounded somewhere between eager and annoyed.

"That's when I took the condom off," Eli informed me as the sounds of heavy breathing as well as little grunts and groans resumed. The addition of a barely audible squishing sound, told me my friend was telling me the truth.

I paused the video and asked, "You saved the condom, right?"

"Yeah: ZipLoc bag in my pants pocket just like the ViewTube vid recommended," Eli answered, before resuming the video on his phone. For another half minute the sounds of breathing got heavier, the grunts and groans as well as the squishing sound got louder.

"Damn Fiona..." Eli's voice came out of the phone's speaker in gasp.

"That's when I started shooting my load into her cunt," Eli informed me.

"Awe...whoa..." Eli's voice continued on the video.

"Eli, you finished already?" Fiona's voice half asked.

For a couple seconds there was a lot of panting.

"You got one hell of a pussy, Fiona," Eli's voice seemed to stammer.

"That's when I began to pull it out of her," Eli informed me.

There was a second of silence.

"Hey! What the Hell!" Fiona's voice: loud and angry.

"Fiona, what's wrong?" Eli's voice sounding marginally concerned.

"You had a condom on, how the hell did you cum in me?" Fiona's voice accusing.

"Yeah, I do...what the heck happened to the condom?" Eli's voice sounded confused.

"Where the hell is it?" Fiona's voice: clearly angry.

For a couple seconds there were repeated patting sounds.

"That's when I started putting my pants back on and pretended to be looking for the condom," Eli informed me

"Maybe it came off inside you?" Eli's voice.

Suddenly there was this strange squishing sound.

"No, it's not inside me," Fiona's' voice sounded confused.

"That's weird," Eli's voice sounded muffled.

"I'll turn the light on so we can find the condom," Fiona's voice.

The screen on my friend's phone turned this medium tan color.

"Why do you have all your clothes on?" Fiona's voice.

"Maybe I should go..." Eli's voice.

The sound of footsteps began.

"Eli, you SonOfABitch! You were playing that damn `creampie game' on me, you FUCKING BASTARD!" Fiona's voice, clearly extremely upset.

There was a crashing sound.

"That's when Fiona threw her shoe at me; missed and broke a lamp," Eli informed me.

I started laughing.

"I better not be pregnant you BASTARD! I FUCKING HATE YOU!..." Fiona's voice trailed off.

Then the video ended.

"Wow, she was mad," I commented.

"Yeah..." Eli said with a chuckle, before adding, "I don't think any of the other `creampie game' girls were as mad as Fiona was..."

"Yup..." I commented, "It was lots better than Mara laughing and saying she `loved me' after I did it to her..."

"That was just weird," my friend began laughing.

We laughed for a couple minutes before Eli asked, "So I add a pic of me holding up the condom, to the end of the video and upload it to the `creampie game' room on ViewPage, right?"

"Yea, that's what I did," I replied.

Eli pulled a ZipLoc bag out of his back pants pocket, pulled the condom out of the bag, and took a picture of it. He added it to play for fifteen seconds at the end of the video; then uploaded the video to ViewPage.

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Anonymous 1/11/2017 Absolutely sick and disgusting and not even slightly funny. Were there such male people, someone should cut off their balls and stuff them down their throats. Note that I am male and proud to treat females with consideration and respect.
Like many of my stories, The Creampie Game is semi-satirical: poking fun at the incredibly dumb and/or horrible things people do for internet challenges. That said, I'm all but certain that there actually are guys in the world who would do (maybe even have done) such things, and I find it highly unlikely that they are missing their balls. For the record; I am also male, and just because I might write a fictional story about doing a vile thing to a woman doesn't mean I would actually do such a thing.
--this guy
launch 1/12/2017 How does Chris decide who to add as a guest author? This story was unfunny and mean and nothing like the others on the site... There's probably an audience for this, but I wish it had some kind of warning or was hosted elsewhere. Total buzzkill.
Anonymous 1/13/2017 Nice one ;)
Stkyrice 1/14/2017 I liked the story. I know its just fiction.
Anonymous 1/14/2017 This needs to be tagged rape because that's exactly what this is.
While removing the condom is decidedly non-consensual, the act of penetration is consensual; which as I see it makes the act vile, but NOT rape.
--this guy
Chris here: Note that I did add a disclaimer to the top of this story. Not quite the same thing as tagging it with rape, but I agree with "this guy" that rape isn't exactly the right term for it, and "unwanted creampieing" doesn't seem quite like a valid tag. And the title of the story probably clues you in to its premise as much as any tag might.
~CH
Anonymous 1/14/2017 If there is one thing I thought I would never see, was people needing trigger warnings in a site like Asstr.

Jesus fuck, guys, it was meant to be funny and satyrical. For fucks sake, grow a pair, wether testes or ovaries, and try to actually live in the real world for a while. It's the best cure for what you have.
Its good to see that there are still people in the world who see satire for what it is.
--this guy
Anonymous 1/20/2017 This is a great story these slutty bitchs need a little wake up lol kep it up man
Anonymous 1/24/2017 I thought the story was okay - too short and too fake for my tastes. With regard to the accusations that it's rape - if a women stops taking her birth control and doesn't tell her partner (who knew that she was taking it), then is that rape? Dishonest as hell not doubt (and immediate grounds for divorce / no child support) but I don't think it's rape.
launch 1/27/2017 Not to beat this into the ground, but if it had a simple "nc" or "rp" in the code list that would have been enough.
Anonymous 1/28/20`17 Sorry, but changing the conditions under which consent was giving without informing the other partner IS rape. A Swiss man was recently convicted of rape in this exact instance, removing his condom during sex without informing his partner. It's rape, please tag it as such. It's not about being 'triggered' it's about properly tagging stories so readers can make an informed decision about what they're reading. Imagine going to read a story tagged as rom, m/f and then at the end it's graphically described how he gutted her from her pelvis to breast bone and had sex with her intestines. You'd want that tagged with snuff right? Well I'd like this tagged with rape since that's what's in it.
With a name like 'the creampie game' I didn't think anyone reading it would expect it to be a particularly 'nice' or romantic story. While a Swiss court (or judge, or jury: I'm not sure how their legal system works exactly) may have called this "rape" I know that I wouldn't. Yes: it is a vile act...but as I read the word "rape" I'm expecting violence or a threat of violence, which isn't in here in any way shape or form. Perhaps "semi-cons" would be the appropriate story code; then again, I've never seen that story code and if it appeared on a story I would almost certainly be confused by it.
--this guy
TeaBaggins 1/29/2017 I've played my own version of this game, but it's a little different. If you can catch some stubble on the labia majora while you're pumping, or if you find one that doesn't shave, you can "accidentally" break a condom pretty quickly. Once it breaks, it feels way too good to stop, and it's easy to act like you didn't notice until after you came. I believe it feels pretty much the same for her, so she will never know the difference. :)
Considering some of the other comments this story has received, you might want to be careful who you tell that to...
--this guy

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