The Japanese invented the haiku form, and the erotic haiku form (erotiku). They also have an ancient culture sophisticated enough to understand that adolescent schoolgirls are appropriately pleasing to adult male penises. But in the West, we have our own adolescent schoolgirls, and our own adult male penises, so here I borrow their poetic form to properly celebrate this universal truth in a North American context.



one

After the fireworks
Amid the dark confusion
At last Dad fucked me

two

Teen topology:
Hillocks, profound crevices
Forward and rearward

three

No man would want me
Checked carefully today, still
Not a single hair!

four

Thick-fingered entry
A reward after spanking
"Daddy, more 'bad touch'!"

five

Hey tough young teen girl
No matter how lonely, your
Foster Dad's cock ain't love

six

Eleventh birthday
Wanted kitten, her first pet
Instead, got pussy pet

seven

Panties unlaundered
On such altars I offer
Creamy thanksgiving

eight

Get lots of calls now
Since scribed in men's room stall
My age and number

nine

I just can't get fucked
No matter how much I flirt
Maybe once I'm twelve

ten

Babysitter snoops
Finds video collection
Fingers smell funny

eleven

I can't be pregnant
Thirteen, and never been fucked
Well, except by Dad

twelve

I hate when Daddy eats
Asparagus for dinner
Cum tastes so bitter

thirteen

Coach says I can start
Varsity volleyball soon
Just four more blow jobs

fourteen

Algebra so hard
Can't really seem to grasp it
Unlike teacher's cock

fifteen

I'm not a little kid
Despite what my parents think
Uncle just proved that

sixteen

Tardy soph'more girl
Will sucking the proctor save
Your P.S.A.T.?

seventeen

Sit neighborhood kids
For a measly ten an hour?
Blowing dads pays more

eighteen

If my tits are small
Like my math teacher teases
Why'd he leave hickies?

nineteen

I used to avoid
Spankings from Dad, but now...
Time to be naughty!

twenty

Breasts before her time
Straining at grown-up brassiere
Lord, she's only twelve!

twenty-one

Catholic schoolgirl
Skirt way too short on pert rump
Ave Maria!

twenty-two

Cheerleader icon
Ancient communal motif
Fertility Prayer

twenty-three

Sunday school spinster
Takes some girls under her wing
Drills them in worship

twenty-four

Fucking my teacher
Did not get me promised "A"
What can I do now?

twenty-five

Thank God for uncles
Teaching me all that I know
Dad is so prudish

twenty-six

Your babysitter
Middle school homewrecker
Give me her number

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