By Stepdaddy
Copyright 2016
Story codes: poem, Mf, incest, humor, school, babysitter
Summary: Twenty-six erotic haiku devoted to American babysitters, mall rats, teacher's pets, and Daddy's girls.
The Japanese invented the haiku form, and the erotic haiku form (erotiku). They also have an ancient culture sophisticated enough to understand that adolescent schoolgirls are appropriately pleasing to adult male penises. But in the West, we have our own adolescent schoolgirls, and our own adult male penises, so here I borrow their poetic form to properly celebrate this universal truth in a North American context.
one
After the fireworks
Amid the dark confusion
At last Dad fucked me
two
Teen topology:
Hillocks, profound crevices
Forward and rearward
three
No man would want me
Checked carefully today, still
Not a single hair!
four
Thick-fingered entry
A reward after spanking
"Daddy, more 'bad touch'!"
five
Hey tough young teen girl
No matter how lonely, your
Foster Dad's cock ain't love
six
Eleventh birthday
Wanted kitten, her first pet
Instead, got pussy pet
seven
Panties unlaundered
On such altars I offer
Creamy thanksgiving
eight
Get lots of calls now
Since scribed in men's room stall
My age and number
nine
I just can't get fucked
No matter how much I flirt
Maybe once I'm twelve
ten
Babysitter snoops
Finds video collection
Fingers smell funny
eleven
I can't be pregnant
Thirteen, and never been fucked
Well, except by Dad
twelve
I hate when Daddy eats
Asparagus for dinner
Cum tastes so bitter
thirteen
Coach says I can start
Varsity volleyball soon
Just four more blow jobs
fourteen
Algebra so hard
Can't really seem to grasp it
Unlike teacher's cock
fifteen
I'm not a little kid
Despite what my parents think
Uncle just proved that
sixteen
Tardy soph'more girl
Will sucking the proctor save
Your P.S.A.T.?
seventeen
Sit neighborhood kids
For a measly ten an hour?
Blowing dads pays more
eighteen
If my tits are small
Like my math teacher teases
Why'd he leave hickies?
nineteen
I used to avoid
Spankings from Dad, but now...
Time to be naughty!
twenty
Breasts before her time
Straining at grown-up brassiere
Lord, she's only twelve!
twenty-one
Catholic schoolgirl
Skirt way too short on pert rump
Ave Maria!
twenty-two
Cheerleader icon
Ancient communal motif
Fertility Prayer
>twenty-three
Sunday school spinster
Takes some girls under her wing
Drills them in worship
twenty-four
Fucking my teacher
Did not get me promised "A"
What can I do now?
twenty-five
Thank God for uncles
Teaching me all that I know
Dad is so prudish
twenty-six
Your babysitter
Middle school homewrecker
Give me her number
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