Stepdaddy's renown as a man of Ietters (hebephilic and pornographic) has led many to seek his wisdom through the years, leading to the establishment of the "Dear Stepdaddy" advice column. Please feel free to pen your own queries; Stepdaddy will respond in this column, or privately if you so request. Your letters are assumed to be just as fictional and tongue-in-cheek as the examples below. You can find his stories and poetry here.
Dear Stepdaddy,
I'm a 15 year old girl. Lately when my uncle is over at my house I've secretly caught him peeking down my top or staring at my butt. The first couple of times I thought I had a stain or something but I don't think so anymore.
My uncle's stare is the same kind of stare all the boys at school have when me and my girlfriends walk by. We like that the boys think we're hot looking and probably have sexy thoughts about us so it's weird knowing my uncle has sexy thoughts about me. At first I was creeped out by the idea but now I'm not so sure because I also feel flattered that my uncle thinks I look hot.
Should I tell him I noticed that he looks at me or should I just be quiet and let him look without revealing that I know about it?
-- Confused in Concord
Dear Confused,
I am so glad you sought out my advice about this: for a girl, the age of fifteen can be an exciting, confusing and potentially hazardous time.
You mention how the boys in your school like to stare at you and your friends as you walk past them, and suppose they are having "sexy thoughts". That is a mild way to put it. What they are having are hormone-fueled lustful reactions -- "thought" barely enters into it. If you could only read their minds, you'd find them filled with disjointed, confused, and often mistaken imagery, and if you were ever unfortunate enough to allow one of these boys to be the first to have his way with you, the result would be a disjointed, confused, and mistaken effort on his inexperienced part.
Luckily for you, you have an uncle who often visits your home. If you could read hismind when he is checking out your titties and your bottom (and also checking out your lips, your legs, your pelvic arch, and your nubile hip-to-waist ratio), you'd find it completely unconfused and coherent. You'd find in it explicitly clear imagery of how he would like to take his pleasure, in a masterful fashion, from your ready body.
Now, on to your question as to what you should do. You ask if you should "tell him [you] noticed that he looks at [you]." A good rule of thumb in life is "show, don't tell".
Show him you've noticed by changing your outfit after he arrives, into a looser open top (no bra), or into yoga pants (nothing underneath, of course) or, weather permitting, into a bathing suit. The more regularly and obviously you do this, the clearer it will become to your uncle that you've noticed his noticing.
If you're doing it right, you'll find yourself reacting, and not just by being flattered. You'll feel your nipples get hard around him, and your girl-place get warm and moist. Whenever you succeed in reaching these good feelings, reward yourself by asking your uncle if you can sit in his lap, or if he'll give you a massage (or give him a massage while straddling his back).
It shouldn't take long before your uncle starts to guide you along the path to true fulfillment. And unlike those boys at school, you can trust him -- after all, he is your uncle.
I've sent along by regular post my bank account's wire instructions should your uncle ever wish to thank me properly for helping you out with this.
--SD
--SD
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