"The latest internet craze," the TV news magazine anchorwoman said with a disapproving scowl on her face, "involves young girls reading, and even writing, online pornographic stories."

As she spoke, the scene changed from her glowering face to a darkened image of three tween girls crowding around a computer monitor.

The sound of the three girls giggling as they pointed at the computer screen swelled up as the anchorwoman finished talking, and then the scene changed again, this time to a girl whose face was blurred by pixelation.

"Samantha--" a male reporter's voice-over began-- "is a fan of online pornographic stories about young girls and older men."

"Hi!" the girl said in a sweetly enthusiastic tone, her voice sounding just slightly off-pitched by a synthesizer. Despite the distortion it was still quite a pretty voice.

"What do you like about these stories, Samantha?" the reporter asked.

"I dunno," the girl said, a blurred out mouth moving behind the pixelation. "They're hot! I mean, some of them are. The good ones."

"How old are you, Samantha?"

"Eleven."

"You're eleven."

"Yep!"

"And can you tell us what sort of things happen in the stories you read? Are they pornographic?"

"I guess, I mean, doesn't that like mean dirty pictures and stuff? They're not porno like that. They're just stories."

"So what happens in them? Do girls have... do they have sexual relations with older men? Girls your age?"

"Yeah, definitely! Of course! It's erotica you know!" Her voice bubbled with enthusiasm.

"Do they have sexual intercourse? Girls your age, with older men?"

"You mean in the stories? Sure! Of course! And all kinds a' other stuff, too. Blow jobs and hand jobs and, you know, guys kissing girls down there. That kinda stuff."

"Doesn't it bother you to read things like that?"

"Bother me? No! it's hot!"

The reporter shuffled some papers uncomfortably for a moment. "So, Samatha..."

"You can call me Sam if you want. Practically everybody does."

"OK, Sam..."

"Uh huh?"

"Are you sexually active?"

"No."

"Do you want to be?"

"Of course! Who doesn't? I mean, except John's wife I guess."

"Who's John?"

"He's one of the writers we like. He's like the best one!"

"'We?'"

"Yeah, me and the other LoliGirls."

"LoliGirls?"

"Yeah, that's what we call ourselves. Me and my friends."

"What does it mean?"

"You know, like lolicon?"

"Lolicon?"

"Yeah, you know, manga? Anime?"

The reporter looked very confused.

"ANYway," the girl said, managing to look rather bored with the conversion even though her face was blurred by the pixelation.

"So do you..." the poor guy was stammering by now. "...do you write stories as well?"

"Oh yeah. I mean, the other girls write, too. I usually come up with ideas, and I do some of the writing and shi-- I mean, stufff like that. Camille and Rochelle do some of the writing, too."

"Camille and Rochelle are your friends?"

"Yeah, we're the LoliGirls!"

"You... you come up with ideas? What... what are your ideas?"

The girl shrugged her shoulders. "Like, how 'bout one where this television reporter is attracted to eleven year old girls..."

"W... what?"

"And molests them backsta--"

The interview was suddenly cut short.

The LoliGirls texted each other after Samantha's TV appearance:

Then John and Samantha exchanged emails:

~~~~~~~~~~~~

John, the best erotic story writer in the world, had a cabin out in the woods that he went to sometimes. Way out in the dark woods, where he could be alone to write his awesome erotic stories and get visited by LoliGirls and do all sorts of naughty things with them when they visit. And his friend writers are there too when the LoliGirls visit so there's all sorts of fun. Andy and Steve are just as much fun and just as good of erotic writers as John.

And so John was working on his latest story, typing away like crazy, and he heard a car, which was weird because there's almost never any cars coming out to his cabin unless he knows they're coming. So he got up and walked over to the door and he looked out the little window. And there's a cop car! And two more cars pull up, they don't look like cop cars and the guys getting out of them don't look like cops and one of them was carrying a baseball bat. Which doesn't seem very cop-like, you know?

Well, John figured they were there to bust him, so he quick texted Andy and Steve and then opened the door and stepped out with his hands up in the air. The cop frisked him and handcuffed him and the other two guys went into John's house. As the cop is stuffing John into the back seat of his cop car, John heard the sound of smashing glass and stuff and he knew that those thugs were in there destroying things. Destroying his computer.

As the cop stuffed him in the back seat, John says to him, "I invoke my right to an attorney."

The cop laughed and said, "What do you think this is, the big city?"

"What do you mean?" John asked.

"You'll be lucky to ever see the light of day again you pervert!" the cop said.

"I have rights you know!" John hollered as the cop slammed the door on the cop car.

The two thugs came out of the house, and the three men talked for a few minutes. Eventually one of the men went to his car and came back with what looked to John like a pillowcase. They opened the back door to the cop car and one of the thugs pulled the pillowcase over John's head.

"We outta beat the shit out o' the pervert," he heard one of the men say.

"If there's any blood in my car we are all in deep shit," the cop says.

"Yeah, I suppose," the guy says.

"Guess we c'n wait 'til we git 'im to my place to beat the shit out of 'im," the other one said. He didn't sound very smart, that guy.

Then all the guys got back in their cars and John heard car doors slamming and car engines starting and they all took off again.

It probably wasn't more than a few minutes drive, but to John it felt like an eternity with his hands handcuffed behind his back and a pillowcase over his head, but they eventually stopped and the back door to the cop car opened and he was dragged out and taken inside a house.

They took him into a back room, dragging him around for a while, and then handcuffed him to a radiator there and pulled the pillowcase off his head. One of the thugs was standing in front of him with a baseball bat. But the cop put his hand on the bat and gestured to the guy to go sit down in one of the wood chairs in the room. Other than a couple of chairs and a table, the room was completely empty. Even the windows had no curtains.

"So," the cop said, "you know why you're here."

"I actually have no fucking idea," John responded.

The guy with the baseball bat stared at him from across the room. "Watch yer mouth, pervert," he said.

"So, you know why you're here, right?" the cop said again.

"I am not going to say another word until I have a lawyer present," John said defiantly.

Cop and baseball bat guy laughed. "You'll be waiting an awfully long time, pervert," the cop said.

Baseball bat guy laughed and then said, "you prob'ly saw the show they did on Dateline, 'bout the little girls what's reading your stories?"

John sat stoically.

"Givin' these girls these stories is a crime."

"Are you a prosecutor?" John asked.

The guy thumped the baseball bat in his hand. "Do Ah look like a prosecutor?"

"No," John said.

The guy laughed. "This is my prosecutor," he said, pointing the bat at John. "Judge and jury, too."

The cop rolled his eyes at him. "Shut the fuck up, Hank."

"Hey, don't use my real name!" the guy said.

"Hank, you're an idiot." The cop turned to John. "I've been in contact with the prosecutor. He is willing to charge you."

"Does he know you and your thugs kidnapped me?" John asked him.

"You really do think this is the big city, don't you? Judges here don't care much about how you got arrested, I gotta tell you."

"I presume there is the right to appeal?" John said rhetorically.

The cop and the thug--Hank--both laughed. "Shut up, you," the thug said. "I got your right to appeal right here!" He thumped the bat in his hand again.

The cop rolled his eyes some more. "The prosecutor told me that he plans on charging you with child endangerment and child exploitation. Both are felonies and will result in ten years in prison. And we're gonna be interviewing these so-called 'LoliGirls' and then he's gonna be charging you with statutory rape. You will be in prison for the rest of your life."

John sat unmovedly.

"But we need some information from you, you know. If you cooperate, we'll cooperate, too. Heck you might even walk out of here in one piece and I'll tell the prosecutor that we don't know where you are."

John sat mutely.

"I want to know where your buddies are. The other two guys that these so-called 'LoliGirls' were talking about. You let me know where they are and I'll go easy on you. Hank here'll put the damned bat away, won't you, Hank?"

The thug thugged the bat in his hand again.

John sat unresponsedly.

"Not going to say anything? Come on, be a man, stand up for yourself!"

"I am not going to say another word until I have a lawyer present," John said bravely.

The cop smiled. "Hank, I think we might need to do a little persuading."

"Saa-weet!" the thug said, and stood up.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

The LoliGirls were hanging out in the LoliGirl clubhouse when the phone rang. Ellie LoliGirl answered the phone.

"Hello?" she says.

"Rochelle?" the voice on the other side says.

"Speaking," Ellie answered.

"This is Andy. John's in trouble!"

Ellie turned to the other LoliGirls. "John's in trouble!"

The LoliGirls all jumped up. "What's up with John?!?" Samantha LoliGrrrrrl shouted. She grabbed the phone from Ellie. "What's up with John?" she shouted again, into the phone this time.

"He was kidnapped!" Andy said.

"We gots ta do something!" Samantha shouted.

"Yeah, shit, they're probably beating him up right now!" Andy hollered. his voice was cracking. He sounded scared.

"LoliGirls," Samantha shouted, "we gotta go rescue John!"

The girls all pumped their fists in the air. "LoliGirls to the rescue!"

"I'll come pick you up!" Andy shouted over the phone.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Steve jumped in his car the second he got John's text and took off to John's house. He lived about a half-hour away from John, but he drove quickly enough that he wound up being just a couple of miles from his house when a cop car went roaring by, with a guy with a pillowcase over his head in the back seat, followed by two other cars. Instinctively Steve turned around and sped along behind them at a respectable distance so they would not notice.

When they finally stopped at a house, Steve texted Andy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

"You guys should stay outside," Samantha said when they'd pulled up to the house.

"No way," Steve said. "We can't let you girls go in there all by yourselves!"

Samantha sighed. Guys, you know? They're always playing hero. She looked over at Ellie and sort of nodded in Steve's direction.

Ellie understood what Samantha wanted her to do.

"Stevie," she said, "look, I know you want to protect me--us--and I love that about you. But, well, how 'bout this." The LoliGirl reached out and gently put her hand on Steve's chest. "How 'bout, you let us do our thing and if there's any problem at all you come in and save us, but if there isn't any problem you just wait out here and then..."--the LoliGirl started moving her hand down--"afterwards, you know what I've always wanted to do, right?"

Steve gulped. What could he say? Seriously, what would a guy in his position say?

"OK."

That's all a guy in his position would be able to say.

Ellie smiled at Samantha. Guys are so easy.

Andy was laughing. "Well, girls, I think we know who is best suited to deal with this situation so Steve and I will wait in the car. But, if there's even the slightest hint of trouble you shout something--what should it be? And we'll come running, OK?"

"OK," Samantha said. "We'll shout 'erotica.'"

Andy laughed some more. "Perfect."

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Baseball bat thug guy took a step towards John, thumping the bat thuggily in his hand. "I am so gonna like this," he said.

John was feeling a bit nervous. He was trying to send telepathic messages to the LoliGirls. "Come save me, LoliGirls!"

And right as he sent that message over the brainwave network, there was a loud knock on the front door of the house.

Thug guy stopped and looked over at Cop with raised eyebrows. "Whaddaya suppose that is?"

Cop looked a little nervous. "I don't rightly know. Anyway, Bill'll take care of it."

"Yeah, I suppose," Thug guy said. "But, Bill ain't very bright you know. Maybe you ought to go check up on him while I see 'bout making pervert here talk."

The cop laughed. "Bill ain't bright?"

"What you sayin'?" the thug guy asked.

"You know what I'm sayin', Hank," Cop guy says.

"You fucker!" Thug guy says and turns to the cop with his bat up in the air.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cami rapped her knuckles hard on the door. The LoliGirls stood around the door, waiting. After a minute they heard a voice.

"Som'uns a' t' door!"

Nobody else said anything.

Then they heard the sound of feet shuffling and the doorlock being undone and then the door opened, just a crack, and a man's face peered out suspiciously.

"Hi!" Ellie said in a cheery little girl voice. "Do you like cookies? We're here to sell cookies!"

The man opened the door. "Yeah, I like cookies!"

"Good!" Ellie said with a big smile.

"You girls don't look like Girl Scouts," the man said, a bit of confusion on his face.

"We're not," Ellie said in her little girl voice. "We just like to sell cookies to cute guys."

The comment definitely had its intended effect; the man swung the door open entirely and welcomed the girls in the house.

"So, you by yourself here?" Ellie asked him. "Or are there other guys here? We wouldn't want to leave them out of the fun you know."

"Fun?" the guy asked, confused.

"Yeah, fun!" Ellie said in her chipper voice.

"Uh, yeah, there's a few other people but they're busy."

"Oh, that's too bad." Ellie said with a pouty voice. "I guess you get all the fun then?"

"Fun?" the guy said again. "Uh, where are your cookies anyway?"

Ellie gave him a big smile. "Who cares about cookies? We got way better things to offer you than that."

"Like what?"

Ellie put her hand on his chest. He looked at it, confused.

"What do you like?" she asked, in her silly childish voice.

"Ummm..." the guy looked at her hand, and then looked up at the other girls. "Hey, I know who ya all are! You's those girls!"

Ellie started slipping her hand down from his chest onto his big fat belly. "I think I know what you like," she goes.

"Hey, hold on a sec!" he said.

"You like blow jobs, don't you?" she asked.

"Hey," he said, but with a little less conviction now.

"You wanna get a blow job from a little girl?" she asked in her silly voice. "I like to give blow jobs to big cute men. And I swallow. You want me to do that?"

"Ummm..." The guy had no conviction. None whatsoever.

"Take your cock out, mister, and I'll suck it for you, OK?" she says.

"OK!" And the guy is like undoing his belt in a heartbeat.

Guys are so easy!!! :) The LoliGirls have every guy in the world in the palm of their hands. Well, not literally. And not guys that are gay. But figuratively, and all the straight guys.

The dude dropped his pants and he had a big old gross boner but, poor guy, it wasn't going to be feeling good any time soon. I bet you can guess what happened next. Ellie stepped back and swung her leg so hard and brought her pointed toes right into contact with his gross hairy nut-sack and he just bent over with a big groan, and then Ellie brought a big double-fist right down on the top of his head and he collapsed onto the floor in a heap of poor knocked out criminality.

"Guys are so easy," Ellie said with a giggle.

"You can say that again!" The other LoliGirls said, and they dashed off down the hall.

They could hear shouting.

"Look, Hank," they heard one voice say. "Settle the fuck down!"

"You are such a right bastard," another voice said. "You think you're the boss of this operation. Well you ain't!"

The LoliGirls stopped and listened. It is just possible that the morons will do all the dirty work themselves and the LoliGirls won't have to do anything at all!

"Alright," the first voice said. "I'm sorry I was a jerk. Let's get back to work, OK?"

There was a longish pause. "Here's wha' I think we should do," the second voice said. "I thin' we should get this guy to tell us where 'is buddies are, and then git them a give us some ransom. And then just get the fuck out of this whole thing."

The first voice says, "Yeah, I think that's a good idea."

Second voice: "Now why don' you go on out and check on Billy, see who was at the door, an' Ah'll get this guy to give up the goods we need."

First voice paused for a sec.

"Com'on now, copper," second voice said. They heard a thuggish slap like a baseball bat thumping in a thug's hand.

"Alright, Hank, have it your way."

The LoliGirls were standing around the outside of the door. They quick looked each other over and then pressed up against the wall.

The door opened and a big guy in a cop uniform came out.

Poor dude had no idea what hit him, once he closed the door. And what's better is that the thug in the room had no idea that anything had happened at all, because while the LoliGirls like to make lots of noise when they are having fun, they also know how to be quite as a mouse--quiet as mouses--or whatever--and so the first thing that happens is that Cami jumps in the air like she can do and wraps her legs around the cop's neck and tightens down and covers his mouth with her hands and he tries to mumble something but before he can even get it out he's gasping for air 'cause she's choking him.

Then Sammy gives him a swift kick in the gut and he doubles over and Cami slides off and he's collapsing onto the floor but the girls stop him from hitting the floor because that would be too noisy so instead they are sort of holding him.

Then Sammy says, whispering, "You girls get him and the other guy outside and get Andy and Steve to take care of 'em while I save John, OK?"

"Ohhh, you gonna save loverboy!" Cami whispers back with a grin.

"Shut up!" Sammy says, giggling a little. "But hurry and get back here quick 'cause I might need help!"

"We're on it. LoliGirls to the rescue!" both the other LoliGirls say, and they dragged the cop down the hall.

Sammy opens the door.

The guy inside has a baseball bat and he's pointing it at John and saying something like, "Talk or I'll hurt you" or something dumb and thuggish like that, but when the door opens he turns and looks and sees this eleven year old girl standing there and he's like, "What the fuck?"

And then John gets a big smile on his face and he's like, "I knew you would save me Sammy!"

And then the thug turns and raises the baseball bat over his head and starts running at Sammy at full speed. But he shouldn't have done that, because no moron thug with a baseball bat is any match for a LoliGirl, right?

Sammy hollers "LoliGirls to the rescue!" and then she jumps in the air, like ten feet or whatever, I suppose that's too high because the ceiling is only probably nine feet or something but [maybe we should edit this out?] she just jumps really high, like ten feet, and she puts one foot out in a giant flying side kick that hits the thug right in the face and he collapses on the ground in a heap of thuggery, the third heap of thuggery that day.

Sammy breaks the lock that's got John chained to the radiator with her bare hands. OK, no, she finds the key and unlocks it. The key is just in the thug's front pocket.

And then they walk out and meet the other LoliGirls and their erotic writer boyfriends who are busy tying up the other thugs.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Back at John's cabin, the celebrations begin.

They were dancing all over and listening to the latest awesome top 40 dance songs. If we tell you what songs, we will be dating ourselves, 'cause people will like be reading this story in ten years and they will be like, "those aren't the latest top 40 dance songs, those are like ten years old!"

So, we'll tell you what songs, but, dear reader, please replace these with the latest top 40 songs from whenever you are reading this. Just make sure they're really dirty songs, 'cause that's the point here. They were dancing like crazy to dirty top 40 dance songs!

The LoliGirls were rockin' even before their old pathetic erotic writer boyfriends could get their beers open.

Dos Cadenas, close to genius
Sold out arenas, you can suck my penis
Gilbert Arenas, guns on deck
Chest to chest, tongue on neck
International oral sex

Yeah! That got the LoliGirls rockin' and even got the guys off the couch! They were all like "Talk dirty to me!" right with the song, so the LoliGirls gave 'em what they were asking for, sayin' all kinds of dirty stuff to them about sucking them and fucking them. Oh, yeah, the LoliGirls were on fire!

And then it was

I have 'em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off
Twerking in their bras and thongs, timber
Face down, booty up, timber

And you know the LoliGirls--if the song is going to be about twerking in their bras and thongs, well...

So the LoliGirls are only eleven, but they do wear bras. And their panties might not quite be thongs, but they are pretty small all things considered. So the LoliGirls took off their clothes and were dancing in just their bra and panties and twerking as best they could, being skinny little white girls (well, Ellie is mixed), but the boys didn't seem to mind too much that they were skinny and little. In fact it seemed to motivate them a bit!

And then:

So let me get you in your birthday suit
It's time to bring out the big balloons

Boy, when you're with me
I'll give you a taste
Make it like your birthday everyday

Yeah! Nothing like Katy Perry to get the boys all excited, don't you think? The LoliGirls were going crazy, dancing to Birthday, and by now their old erotic writer boyfriends were totally getting into it, you know? Could be the bra and panties, you think? But things were going to get way better way soon! 'Cause when they got to the part about the birthday suit, well, I bet you can guess what the LoliGirls did then!

And then the last song of the evening, before the LoliGirls and their boyfriends went off for some special alone time, was a slow dance, and the LoliGirls were completely naked and their boyfriends wrapped their arms all around their naked little bodies and held them close and tight and kissed them and squeezed their little bottoms and the LoliGirls pressed their little breasts up against their boyfriends' chests and it was really nice.

The world is beating you down, I'm around through every mood
You're my downfall, you're my muse
My worst distraction, my rhythm and blues
I can't stop singing, it's ringing, in my head for you

And before the song was even over, Steve had taken Ellie over to the couch and they were sitting down and kissing and then she slid off the couch and in between his legs, and she unbuckled his pants and pulled them down and she started sucking on his cock. And Andy and Cami were like, well, of course they're going to do the same thing, right? But they didn't go anywhere, Cami just sank down on her knees and Andy dropped his pants and she started sucking him, right there in the middle of the room with the music still playing.

And then Samantha and her man, her big strong wonderful man, they went to his bedroom and he took all his clothes off and they laid together, and she ran her fingers through his soft, wonderful chest hair and he says, "I love you Sammy."

And she smiled at him and said, "I love you John."

And then she went down on him. She knew everything that he liked, because she had read all his stories and they had had online sex like a million times, so she knew exactly what to do even though she had never actually done any of it before, and she licked his cock all over and kissed it all over, and she licked and kissed the wrinkled skin of his ball sack, and she took each ball into her little mouth and sucked on it and nibbled on it a little bit.

And then, she took his big fat cock into her mouth.

Sammy had never given head before and it was so much more wonderful than she even thought it would be. It tasted so good, and it felt so good, and she felt like such a woman to be giving her man a blow job, finally, after wanting to for so long!

And she knew what to do, because of his stories and stuff, and so she sucked with her cheeks all caved in, and she beat on his shaft and fondled his nut sack and then he was like, "Oh, fuck, Sammy!" and his come spurted in her mouth, and she swallowed, and it tasted funny but sort of OK, and she had to keep swallowing and swallowing because he just kept coming and coming!

And then they lay together and hugged for a while, and after a while, Sammy says, "Will you take my cherry now, John?"

And John turned her over on her back and climbed on top of her, and it hurt when he pushed his big fat head into her tiny little eleven year old lolita pussy but she loved it even though it hurt, and then she felt him going deeper and filling her up so full! It was such a great feeling, to be so full, and with his penis! His cock! Sammy was in heaven.

He made love to her for quite a while that night before finally coming inside her, a wonderful warm wet feeling that made her feel full again all over. And then they lay in each other's arms and fell asleep together.

And that's the story of the LoliGirls to the rescue! :)