Deck the girls in naught but holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis the season to make men jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our Christmas vestments,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
We're our uncle's Yuletide presents,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.



We wrap ourselves in Christmas paper,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
And thus begins our Christmas caper,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Dance and sing and drink wassail,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
We're perfect little baits for jail,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.



All we want to do is please,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
We give our uncle our first striptease,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Off go bras and out comes titty,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
He doesn't care that they're itty bitty,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.



We drop our pants and show our pussies,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Turn around and shake our tushies,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Dance around the Christmas tree,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Offer our virginity,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.



Kiss each other and grind our hips
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Then turn to him and spread our lips,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Now his big cock hangs before us,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Before we fuck we sing the chorus,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.



We ride his cock, first you then me,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
We give him a private Christmas party,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

I suck his cock, you kiss his balls,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
We're his secret Santa sex dolls
Fa la la la la, la la la la.



Now we're our uncle's favorite toys
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Spreading legs and Christmas joys
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

The time for him to come is here,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
So he sprays us with his Christmas cheer!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Comments

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Anonymous Inspired
Anonymous Sorry but stick to stories that you do so well
Sorry you didn't like it, second Anon. Don't worry I will of course still write stories. I just like to mix it up a little to keep it fun. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, and sometimes it works for some people but not for others. I am nonetheless most thankful for the feedback, better to hear from someone that they didn't like it than to hear only silence and have no idea.

--Chris
Stepdaddy Fun!
Anonymous Oh, but it was cute. I can picture them getting sprayed with Xmas cheer.
Anonymous i thought it was pretty good
pederos Wow....some of the most orgasm-inducing imagery I've ever read!!!! Boy, I wish I could have nieces like that!!!!! Awesome job!!!!!
sweetspot4mydaddy I thought it was really good, might of changed a few verses of it, I would of droped the jail bait part so that it sounded like being free to do as please or something. And instead of being sprayed Id rather be sprayed inside to breed or something. Sorry im not a good at ryiming for singing meself lol But Kudus to you I still enjoyed it

Mandy Candy
English Lit Fan The title brought a flashback to an Esquire Mag cartoon from many years ago. Two gentlemen were shown happily climbing into their party dresses and high heels with the festive tree in the background.

The caption, "Don we now our gay apparel,".

I always wondered how the rest went.
CH Kitten Lol, very cute!

Fun and sexy, think I'll be humming Christmas carols today...
Sarge Don't quit your day job; there are millions of poets and comedians out of work!
The only possible response I can give you, Sarge, is to quote George Takei: "I never pay attention to my critics, unless they really gush." :)

--Chris
Someone 9/30/2015 Great Poem but, the last line should have read "So he sprays in us, his Christmas cheer!"

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