I am, of course, Fra. Peter Abelard, 11th century French philosopher and theologian. In my forties, my brilliant academic career was cut short by the consequences of my love affair with the beautiful Heloise, the young (oh, how deliciously young) niece of Canon Fulbert of Notre Dame. That son-of-a-bitch had me castrated, but he will never quench my love for fair pubescent damsels. My stories involve not only them but, occasionally both their younger and their older sisters.

Story categories: Alas, fair Heloise, castrated Benedictine monk though I am, I love thee still (and all thy pubescent sisters). I must admit that I do occasionally drift into fantasies of both thy more and less mature sisters.