The Lance Saga, by Black Falcon

                     A Walk Around Town

     Lance went for a walk down his street and at once saw
several masked hoodlums robbing an old lady.  With cheetah-like
speed he ran toward them.  They saw him and attempted to escape,
throwing the old woman in front of Lance.  He leap over her with
ease and caught one of the punks by the throat.  The dude tried
to stab Lance with a switchblade but it was easily parried.
Lance squeezed the guy's neck like a python and laughed as his
face turned blue and looked him right in the eye during his last
seconds of life.
     Now it was the other dude's turn.  He just stood there
flabbergasted at what Lance had just done.  "You ready to die,
mother fucker?!" Lance screamed as he pulled out a 12" knife and
drove it into the man's chest.  The blow was precise and passed
between his ribs, through his heart, and then out of his back.
Death was almost immediate, to Lance's dismay.
     Once that was taken care of, he helped the old woman to her
feet.  She thanked Lance, and he grabbed her head and twisted it
like a bottle cap.  Her frail neck snapped as if it were a dry
twig and Lance laughed as he continued his stroll.
     A few minutes later he came upon a broken down car.  The
driver, a female redhead was bent over the engine checking the
oil.  Lance walked up and slammed the hood down on top of her
back so hard that it broke her ribs.  Sharp pieces of bone slit
through her flesh and protruded out of her chest spraying blood
everywhere.  Lance laughed as she suffered and repeatedly opened
and slammed the hood onto her mangled body.  After 10 minutes of
fun, another car pulled over to see what was going on.  Some guy
got out and came over to Lance.  The stranger saw the redhead's
legs limp and hanging out from the hood and asked what the hell
was up. Lance just smiled and took out a curved blade hunting
knife.  Hiding it behind his back, Lance stepped closer to the
man as he tried to pull the girl's now dead body from under the
hood. Lance grabbed the man's neck and forced him onto the hood,
then ever so slowly sliced into the guy's flesh and then shoved
the knife as hard as he could, severing the man almost completely
in half at the belly.  His organs fell to the ground as Lance
twisted the knife and pulled it back and forth inside the man's
bleeding body.  Lance laughed and ripped out the man's innards
and ate them raw.
     Still chuckling to himself, he rapidly fled the scene and
continued his walk.  Soon he came upon four bullies picking on a
smaller kid, they were pushing and shoving him.  Lance unsheathed
his sword and screamed as he ran towards the the kids.  With a
precise blow, he severed one of their heads.  The head dropped to
the ground blood gushing out and then the decapitated corpse
dropped like a sack of rocks.  The other kids tried to run away
but Lance caught them and disemboweled them all while laughing.
Their mangle guts covered the ground and blood poured out of
their empty body cavities.  The smaller kid couldn't even believe
what had just happened but once he realized that the bullies were
dead, he thanked Lance and walked away.
     Lance let out a cold belly laugh and continued his journey
of death.

Written by Black Falcon