The Lance Saga, by Black Falcon Movie Theater Mayhem Lance left the store and continued his trek. Soon he came upon a movie theater and walked in. He bought a ticket for an action flick and made his way to theater 10. Along the way he went into the bathroom. There was someone in one of the stalls and Lance could smell shit. "Hey man, your shit stinks!" Lance said to the chap. The mister didn't respond. "You deaf? I'm talking to you!" he yelled. Lance forced open the stall door and saw a puny man taking a dump while reading a newspaper. He side kicked the fool right in the face smashing his head back against the cement wall. Lance grabbed his head and shoved his face into the shit filled toilet then rammed his Bushmaster knife into the man's kidneys killing him swiftly. Lance rapidly departed the stinky washroom and went to the theater. Once inside, he took a seat midway down the isle. A few minutes later two loud mouth males entered and sat down several rows back from Lance. They were chatting and running their big fucking mouths. Then to Lance's pleasure two hot chicks came in with their boyfriends and sat directly in front of him. He would definitely have his way with them after the movie. Soon the lights dimmed and the movie came up, and after some annoying previews the feature presentation started. But the two males behind Lance couldn't keep their mouths shut and were yapping. He tolerated it for a few minutes but they just wouldn't shut up. Lance got pissed and yelled at them. "You guys wanna shut the fuck up?" he said. "What? Was he talking to us, I can't believe the nerve of that guy. Whatever." Lance got up and walked over to their seats. "Yeah I was talking to you. I said shut the fuck up." "Man fuck you dude." was their come back. Lance wrapped piano wire around one of their necks and viciously strangled him. The thin wire dug into his flesh drawing blood and he died quickly. "Oh my god!!!" the remaining fuckhead screamed. Lance drove his knife into the man's belly killing him almost at once. He then walked back to his seat and watched the rest of the movie. But it was boring so Lance grabbed one of the cute girls in front of him and threw her down in the middle of the isle and raped the bitch. Her friends tried to help her so Lance blasted them with XT/F-40 bullets from his Mega' Blaster. He then continued to rape her tight little box. It felt so good and Lance slapped the crap out of her while pumping with his huge, thick cock. Soon he ejaculated and pulled out. Lance let the excess cum dribble onto her chin then pummeled the girl to death with his spiked Bushmaster knife handle. Written by Black Falcon