The Lance Saga, by Black Falcon

                    Mini-Mart Fun

     Lance walked into a local 24 hour mini-mart and looked
around.  His eye caught the candy aisle so he went there and put
a bunch of sweets into his pockets.  But just then the store keep
walked over to him.
     "You can put that back now." said the good looking female
owner, who gave Lance a stern look.
     "Who the fuck are you?  Get out of my way!" yelled Lance to
the girl as he shoved her into a shelf of candy.  The woman fell
down and all the dry goods dropped on her head making a fool out
of her.  She got back on her feet trying to ignore what just
happened and held out her hand like she wanted something.  "Oh,
you want the candy I stole, is that it?  I'll give you something
alright, bitch!"  He grabbed her hand and crushed it.  Blood
oozed from her broken, twisted digits and Lance laughed.  Then he
raped the slut on the dirty floor right in broad daylight.
     "What the fuck is this!?" screamed an off duty police
officer when he saw Lance pulling his cock from the store
manager's pussy.  The guy walked up to Lance and tried to
handcuff him.  He elbowed the man with deadly force cracking his
dome then took the cop's gun and unloaded the entire clip on the
store keep's body brutally murdering her in cold blood.
     After that he looked around and saw a bunch of other people
in the store but they didn't seem to notice his actions.  So
Lance walked behind the counter to steal money from the cash
register.  Suddenly some teenagers walked in and acted
suspicious, nervously looking over their shoulders at Lance.
They must have thought he worked there.  Lance walked over to
them and asked the dudes if they needed help finding anything.
     "We are not stupid, man." one of them said.
     "What the fuck did you say??" Lance replied.  But, undaunted
even by Lance's enormous size they rebutted.
     "Shut your mouth, asshole, or I'll shut it for you." said a
member of the group.
     "I'd REALLY like to see that!!" Lance laughed.  The guy took
out a glock and pointed it at Lance's head.
     "You are seeing it now, mother fucker.  Now give me the
cash."
     "HA HA!" Lance laughed hysterically.  The hood opened fire
but the bullets simply dissipated when they struck Lance's energy
shield.
     "What the fuck!" the young man screamed in surprise.  Lance
leapt over the counter, took hold of the weapon and shot out the
fucker's kneecaps.  He yelled in pain so Lance pistol whipped
him.  His friends all took out guns and fired repeatedly at Lance
with no affect.  He simply ignored them and continued striking
the gang member's skull with the butt of the man's own gun until
he died grotesquely.
     "Man let's split!" they said after realizing but not
understanding that Lance was invulnerable.  The dudes tried to
get away but Lance anticipated this tactic and fired his
strontium grappling hook at them.  It wrapped around their bodies
and Lance retracted it.  The extra thin but super strong cord
sliced into their bodies causing horrendous pain.  Lance laughed
and once they were all bunched together tossed a hypergrenade at
them.  It detonated seconds later mincing them instantly.  The
building quickly caught fire from the rather large explosion.
     Lance exited, got back into his car, and cruised around
town.  He was trying to figure out what to do next when suddenly
noticed what appeared to be a summer camp on the left.  He smiled
and pulled into the turn lane.  There were about five cars
already in the lane and the light turned green.  The vehicle at
front, driven by a dumb shit just sat there.  Then finally he
moved, but by the time Lance got to the front the light turned
yellow then red.  He stopped and the guy behind him beeped and
flicked Lance off with his middle finger.
     "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Lance in pure rage.  He jumped
out of his car and ran to the fucker behind him.  The guy rolled
his window down.  "Hey fucknuts!" Lance yelled at him.  The man
took out a 9mm, an apparent sign of road rage and pointed it at
Lance.  He just laughed and grabbed the weapon from the dude's
hands with ultra quickness.  Lance then yanked him out of the car
and pummeled the man to death with a sledge hammer.  By now the
light turned green again so he quickly got back in his car and
completed the turn then pulled into the parking lot of the
summertime camp.
     There was a large building and a fenced in area with a few
trees and places to play and have fun.  Lance walked around to
the fenced in part and saw some kids playing and also noticed a
few camp counselors.  Upon closer inspection he saw a young kid
who looked lonely sitting under a tree eating a sandwich.  Lance
inconspicuously walked closer and then saw a counselor who was
bullying the kid and making fun of him.  Lance grabbed the camp
employee by the throat and picked up his skinny frame.  He began
choking and the adolescent kid ran away.  Lance threw the man to
the ground and he clasped his bruised throat.  But Lance wasn't
finished, and he kicked dirt into the guy's face blinding him.
     "I didn't mean anything dude.  Was just messing with that
kid." the guy spoke, barely able to talk.  Lance, using his
boning knife, stabbed the summer camp fuck right through the
heart.  Death was nearly immediate and Lance laughed and walked
away.  But before he could make it to his car a sexy brunette
approached him.
     "Hi, are you John's father?"
     "Umm...yeah!  I'm his pops.  Why is there a problem?"
     "Well we can't seem to find him." she said, then ran her
hand through her hair like a little teasing bitch.  Lance took
hold of the cunt, bent her over the hood of his car, and fucked
her violently.  She tried to scream so he tore out her tongue
then taped her mouth shut forcing her to taste and swallow her
own blood.  He raped her with vicious thrusts trying to hurry
before anyone noticed.  Within a few minutes he began to
ejaculate.  She cried in misery and could feel his warm semen
filling her pussy.  Lance pulled out, redressed, and broke her
clean in half over his spiked knee pad causing a bloody mess and
killing her abruptly.  He then jumped into his car and rapidly
fled the camp but not before torching it with his Pyrotech plasma
flame thrower killing all.

Written by Black Falcon