THE GOVERNOR The Governor of Ohio was looking for a call girl. He found three in a bar, a blonde, a brunette and a red head. To the blonde he said, "I am Governor of Ohio. How much would it cost me to go to bed with you?" The blonde replied, $200.00. To the brunette he asked the same question. She replied, $100.00. When he approached the red-head with the same question she replied smiling, "If you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties down as low as my wages, that thing of yours as hard as the times are, and screw me the way you do the public, believe me Governor it ain't gonna cost you a damn cent!"