Spread Legs and Spam
I opened my e-mail
And the first thing I
see
Is the face of a
pervert
Staring through the
screen at me.
The pervert smiled
brightly
As he took over the
display
He grinned even wider
Then started to sway.
“I have what you
need!”
He shouted with glee.
“Just open this
link,
What a sight you will
see”
“No, no” I
exclaimed
Preparing to click
“The sites you
are hawking,
will sure make me sick”
“Just try it,
just try it.
Get your willie in
hand!
Just try it, Just once!
It’s Spread Legs
and Spam!”
“Begone!” I
sputtered
To the pervert named
Stan.
“For I’m
sure I won’t like
your Spread Legs and
Spam”
“Just look, just
once!
Bald pussy for free”
And see her with a
dildo
For just a small fee.”
“Forget what you
want.
I’ve got what you
need
With movies like these
You’ll be
spilling your seed”
“You’re
blocking my mail”
I told the pervert
named Stan
“and trying my
patience
With you Spread Legs
and Spam”
“I have Viagra,
For you poor wilted
dick,
An instant big hard-on
With just a quick
click”
“I can erase your
debt
And give a fresh start
I’ve even got
machines
To jump-start you
heart”
“Six inches I can
add
To your tiny small cock
And then something to
look at
While you stroke ‘round
the clock”
“What you are
selling
Is what I don’t
need
Just go away”
I started to plead
“Wait! Don’t
delete!”
Stan gave a shout
“I have your
preference here
I’ll just bring
it out”
“A gang bang with
Granny
Or perhaps midget sex,
What you really want
Will be coming up next”
“Girls sucking
horses
maybe dogs and some
mules
That should get the
blood flowing
To the ol’ family
jewels”
Tired of his trash
I started to grin
I knew the solution
To be well rid of him.
Mass deletion was
called for
To wipe out his sick
face
But soon there would be
Plenty more in it’s
place.
“Fuck yourself
Stan”
I shouted with glee
“Never again will
you show
Your face around me”
A filter I installed
Over the objections of
Stan
Now I am happy without
The “Spread Legs
and Spam”
Copyright 2003 Heathen