From: Plainman <an10176@anon.nymserver.com>
Subject: {Plainman} New Story: "Excluded Middle (April's 1st 02)" (teen mf rom)
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:00:00 GMT

This is my version of the omitted middle part of Pendragon's "April's
First." It is sexually explicit and shouldn't be read by minors or others
subject to comparable legal restrictions.

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Hope you enjoy, and thanks (and if need be apologies) to Pendragon.

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               Excluded Middle (April's First - 02)

                          by Plainman
               (After Uther Pendragon - way after)


     David: So, sweetie, what's on the agenda? You didn't call
this late just to check on the kids' health.

     Princess: Oh, you know, it's an assignment from the Boss.
Here's the basic situation - there's this Pendragon story, with
the middle part left out - where the sex scene's supposed to go
- an April Fool joke. It's a lovely little sweet sixteen story.
The girl's name is April of course - she's just had her
sixteenth birthday - she goes out with Brian - they are both
nice thoughtful kids, both virgins - really in love - have
recently gotten to the point of doing each other in the
backseat with their hands, but no further yet - bursting with
hormones and intelligence and conscience. Afternoons he's home
alone till 6:30 when his ma gets back - so, being newly sweet
16 and never been laid, she agrees to come over the next day
after school and finally do it with her sweetie.

     David: Hey, high concept! - That's it? We take it from
there?

     Princess: No - he has an ending that tells us more about
what happened, and it's like this...

***


     David: This is neat -

     Princess: I knew you'd go for it, sweetie - Norman
Rockwell sex - one of our favorite genres -

     David: I think we have to get Judy in on this...

     Princess: Absolutely - she's an April type herself - she
can be a technical advisor -

     David: And after all, we were all together for our own
first scene -

     Princess: Yeah, sweetie - but we can't drag Uther's nice
kids down to OUR level - let me talk to her...

     Judy: Hi Princess - I'm here too -

     Princess: Whooo, we haven't had a threesome for a while -

     Judy: Princess, how did this come up? I mean are you into
reading porn stories at work, or what - how do you get the
time?

     Princess: No, I didn't read it - the Boss did - he seems
to have all kind of time on his hands - and he turned this
little contest over to me, and when I suggested getting you
kids in on it, well of course he liked that. Oh by the way, he
said Uther wants the contestants to fill in the missing part
using the Pendragon style - can you IMAGINE!

     David: Hey - no dice - he can start the game, but how we
play after that is up to us - right?

     Princess: You got it, honey - spoken like a
deconstructionist - umm, speaking of being up, how are you
doin' down there?

     Judy: Well let me see - mm, OK - he's got a long way to go
- hey, that reminds me, where's Trooper?

     Princess: Yes groping a guy's crotch would remind you of
Troop - well, the Big Fella's working late tonight - that's why
I'm sitting here in bed alone with my t-shirt and nothing else
on - and very much needing to call you dear children - the kids
are in bed - Princess needs to chat - Princess needs a nice
story -

     David: Princess needs hot Trooper cock, and lacking that
wants to have phone sex with her brother and her sister-in-law.

     Judy: Well it's not a bad idea - gosh, might even lead to
something over here at our end - we were just lying here on
opposite sides of this big bed reading the Times, and pretty
soon we would have been sound asleep -

     Princess: I only live to serve - and, hey, if you kids do
need to get physical, be sure to put your phones down right
near so I can hear everything... by the way, wait a sec til I
move the phone ... did you hear that?

     David: Wooo, you do have a head start - a giant sucking
sound!

     Princess: That's what my friend Joe called it.

     David: I remember you said - by the way, when are we gonna
meet him?

     Princess: Oh, Troop's gotta get together with his wife
first - little steps for little feet - but one of these days -
Judy honey, he got SO hot when I told him about the first time
Troop did you, when bad David was stepping out on you - mmmmm -
uhhhh - feels nice - oooh I am wet...

     Judy: You're out ahead of me, Princess, as usual  -
listen, slow down, stay on your edge while we get into this
story - so - where do we start?

     Princess: Okay. Back to April and Brian... By the way he
calls her Ape - cute huh? Anyway, she's agreed to come to his
house after school the next day for the big moment. Now
Pendragon would almost certainly have some stuff during the day
at school - they have some kind of weird rituals, like there's
a school rule they can't touch each other there - hey maybe
they wear uniforms and get caned? - naaaah, he's not into that
- but God, Uther might have a trig class in there or something
- you know, Reality -

     David: Oh, that's just Pendragon. I say we cut to the
chase - she's walking toward the guy's front door.

     Princess: Yeah - he's gone straight home, and she headed
off like she was going to her house, and came around to his.
He's inside waiting - impatient - wondering if she will really
come - she's committed, said she's gonna come and she's gonna
do it, is the way she sees it - anyway, she's pretty excited.
Just excited? Uhhh - madam technical advisor?

     Judy: You mean I'm supposed to tell you what a NORMAL
teenage girl would be feeling?

     Princess: Well you don't have to put it like that...

     Judy: Princess honey, the first time you had sex with
another person, it was me - we were both fifteen, I was
trembling like a leaf, and you seemed like you knew exactly
what you wanted to do.

     Princess: Oh that was just my bold front, sweetie - you
know me...

     Judy: And then the first time you had sex with a guy, it
was David, two years later, and I was there for that too, and
you pretty much directed your own deflowering - and were about
as far from the shy virgin as possible - I mean you got pretty
bawdy. Honey, basically, I don't think you have a clue what
this sweet little April would be feeling -

     Princess: Oh I was scared shitless when I marched in on
you two guys that time, but I was so pissed off at the way you
were carrying on - when you knew I could hear everything - so
pissed off and SO turned on... Well, anyway, back to April -
she's excited, she's scared, she's resolved to be a big girl
and carry through whether she's scared or not - she loves Brian
- he's been a good guy. She ended up leaving him hanging last
night - they had an argument when she said she wished they
could do it, and he thought she was actually proposing it, but
she was just playing with the idea. Of course it was completely
impractical, they only had fifteen minutes left, but the
argument meant they went home without her bringing him off. And
of course at some level he also does understand about her not
wanting her first time to be in the back seat of the car - but
hey, he's a guy and sometimes he thinks with his dick - Oh, by
the way, David: does he jack off the night before when he gets
home?

     David: Well normally of course he would. But this time I
think he shows enormous restraint and doesn't do it - he's
saving himself for her - conserving all his masculinity - he
tosses and turns for hours - it's all symbolic because this is
a 16 year old boy and he would be completely replenished by the
next afternoon - but it's a chivalry, knighthood ordeal kind of
thing - hey, Pendragon would go for that, wouldn't he?

     Princess: Oh yes he WOULD. But I buy it too - and in fact,
isn't Brian just a LITTLE scared that he may panic when the
moment comes and not be able to get it up? So he's motivated to
store up his supplies?

     David: Yes - that's right - of course it's a purely
theoretical possibility, given his experience. But he does
imagine it. Of course at his age really he's much more likely
to go off too soon than not to get it up - and premature
ejaculation would be LESS likely if he got himself off the
night before - but he doesn't really know that - so he
heroically abstains.

     Princess: Okay, we're talking around this too much - a
story conference is no way to tell a story - I'm gonna tell it,
and you guys butt in when you want.

     Judy: Wait, one more thing - this girl - April - is she a
traditional, feminine type - or more like a little feminist?

     Princess: Traditional background and upbringing - daddy's
girl - but strong-minded, independent, and passionate - close
to her older sister - oooh, I like this child - not far from
the way you were, you horny little cheerleader - a little more
conservative - SHE wouldn't have given a strange boy a handjob
on the first date to get back at her boyfriend -

     Judy: He was NOT a strange boy - I knew him very well...
Of course April probably doesn't engage in cunnilingus with her
best girl friend, either.

     Princess: Oh that's only cuz I'm not there to initiate the
sweet child - anyway, here she is, coming up the walk to
Brian's house - remember: excited, scared, resolved - she
knocks on the door - he's been watching through the curtain and
sees her coming, and rushes to the door and opens it - they
stand and look at each other uncertainly for a moment - then he
offers her his hand, ceremoniously - that's for Uther -  and
she takes it and he leads her in and shuts the door behind her.
"You came," he says, and she just says "Yes, I'm here." And he
says "I love you, Ape" - this is what he's planned to say - but
he means it - and his voice cracks when he says it - and he
adds quickly - "I'm nervous." And she says "I'm nervous too."
And "I'm glad you're nervous." And then "I love you too."

     Judy: Awwww...

     David: The Princess is really a romantic, isn't she? ...
Mmm, Judy honey, that's nice -

     Princess: Oh good, you guys are getting into this - tell,
tell!

     David: She's touching me - feels good - I'm touching back
- her nipples are hard - oh yeah, and she's wet -

     Judy: He's completely hard now, Princess - I'll just keep
him there -

     Princess: Oooh, I wish I was there with you guys - but
we'd never get through the story, and the Boss would be
pissed... Anyway - so Brian puts his hands out, takes her by
the shoulders - they're standing facing each other right inside
the front door - he's been planning to offer her a drink - go
in the kitchen for a few minutes to be civilized and get
familiar and relaxed - but it doesn't happen that way. He
starts to pull her toward him, gently, and she steps forward
into his arms and lifts her face to him - they kiss - their
arms around each other and hugging very tight - their mouths
open - he ventures his tongue into her mouth, hesitantly, not
boldly the way he does when they make out in the car - she
touches his tongue gently with hers - she feels a warm wave
sweep all through her body - she presses against him, now with
her legs apart, and makes a little involuntary moan - he starts
to get hard right away as she presses against him, and she can
feel it, and she stays there, and presses into him - his hand
goes down to her bottom and squeezes, and pulls her toward him
-

     David: Bottom? Princess, how quaint...

     Princess: With these kids it's her bottom, not her ass,
you crude turkey.

     Judy: Confucius say: gotta get names right... for instance
they're not going to say fuck -

     Princess: Absolutely not - no way - he'd rather die than
say it - remember, he's all protective and patriarchal, as only
a nice teenage boy can be - and she's worried about being a
slut and thinks sluts talk like that - both these kids have a
VERY firm distinction between fucking and making love in their
little minds -

     David: They'll learn to blur that one - like Judy did...

     Princess: Of course she had quite some teachers... Yes,
they will - but not yet... Anyway, back to the action - they
are kissing standing up - like slow dancing at a party, which
is where these kids first learned to bump and grind... And he
remembers all those times dancing, and how aroused he would be
- and finally frustrated - but now, oh God, now it's her lips,
and the wetness of her mouth, and the smell of her hair, and
the desire, and the incredible reality of what is going to
follow - the present sensations and anticipations all flood
together with the stream of those memories in his mind ...

     David: Pretty good male psychology, Princess.

     Princess: Technical advisor approves... OK, now April -
she is feeling a little different, less completely overwhelmed
by the present sensations - though they are powerful - the feel
of his mouth and his strong arms and his hard young body
against her - she's also remembering the times when they
pressed against each other like this swaying to the music in a
dark living room filled with other kids - but for her, that was
SAFE, because it couldn't go any further on the dance floor -
and now there's no limit to where it can go - she has jumped
off the cliff - will it hurt? will it be quick and messy and
sordid? - but oh, it does feel so good to kiss, and now she
feel like her whole body is melting into her mouth - and then
on into Brian's, and his into hers -

     Judy: Awwwright!!!

     Princess: Technical advisor approves... actually, I DO
remember what it felt like to be turned on and afraid all at
once - in fact I remember it so well I sometimes go out of my
way to get folks to make me feel that way even now ... Anyway,
Brian figures he's got to make another protective intervention
- not act like an animal, or worse a BOY - be a thoughtful
lover - so he breaks off the kiss - and looks down at April and
says he's got a split of champagne cold in the fridge - he had
an older friend buy it for him at the liquor store - would she
like it now? So, audience, what is her answer? Hint: it's an
homage to her creator? [silence]. You don't know?...  She says
"After."

     David: Of course! And she makes TWO guys happy by saying
it ..

     Princess: You bet. Uther is pleased, and Brian absolutely
goes weak in the knees - he feels this wave of blood pass
through him, leaving a cold shiver behind - he kisses her -
they melt together again - he brings his hand up from her
bottom and touches the back of her neck with his fingers, and
runs them lightly through her hair - she says "Oh, Brian!" and
gives him a real smoky look - and he steps back, and leads her
upstairs...

     David: [hums Mendelssohn Wedding March]

     Judy: You beast - that reminds me you wanted to do it
while I was still in my wedding dress and we were changing
upstairs - why couldn't I have had a gentleman like Brian?

     David: Sweetie, I still think it would have been an
indelible memory - you bending over the edge of the bed - that
long white satin dress pulled up and your new blue panties
pulled down and draped around one ankle - your legs spread -
your cute little butt framed by the lining of the dress, your
little patch of hair and those sweet wet pussy lips - mmmm

     Judy: Princess, I hold you partly responsible for this -
you corrupted him - I mean I just wanted to take off my
beautiful wedding dress and not get it be all wrinkled - much
less covered with semen stains - and hang it up in a clothes
bag so I could go back and look at it fondly later - just like
any bride -

     Princess: Kids, kids - I'm sure David understood, Judy -

     Judy: No, he sulked - until I started playing with his
cock while we were driving to the airport - just like a little
baby who didn't get his candy -

     Princess: Well sweetie - we lawyers call it assumption of
the risk -  you did know you were hooking up with a MAN - and
the alternative is after all a perfectly well-known way of
getting an ADULT for a life partner - and there have always
been plenty of nice women would have been delighted with your
attentions -

     Judy: Princess you know very well it's genetic - I can't
help it - here I am trapped near the hetero end of the
spectrum, and what do you do but mock my disability - it's
cruel -

     Princess: OK, sweetie - I'm flattered that I've been able
to break through those genetic barriers - anyway, listen, we
gotta get back to April and Brian - poor Pendragon will be
fuming, and the Boss will get all anxious, worrying about what
Celeste will think - you know she's a classicist, doesn't like
too much digression - and the poor old Boss still half-believes
that if she likes his stories enough he'll get in her pants
some day! ...

     David: Yeah, and he's starting to worry about her other
suitors getting there first - I mean Mat Twassel just posted a
really potent lust letter to her - on the other hand it was
kinda JOYCEAN - and you know Celeste doesn't like Joyce...

     Judy: Well, look - what's the point? Everyone knows
Celeste is completely monogamous - she doesn't even cyberflirt.

     David: I dunno - she may just have to be convinced that
"Celeste" is someone different from the flesh and blood woman
who writes her stuff - Celeste is just a persona, like us - and
so is Plainman - so she can let HIM in HER pants - which are
only imaginary pants - without the real woman breaking her vows
to that lucky husband of hers.

     Princess: Dave - enough! We're doing old-fashioned
storytelling here, not postmodern literary theory ... Anyhoo -
upstairs the two sweet kids go, hand in hand, Brian leading
April - they go into his room, which he has straightened up for
the occasion - as long as you don't look in the closet - a nice
big window with a lot of light pouring in, a desk with a
computer, a chair, a single bed in the corner - and a Michael
Jordan poster on the wall at its foot...
     So, they are inside, now they kiss again - they are
getting good at this - standing up, mouths open, bodies
plastered together, her legs apart now - and for the first time
she cups his rear end in her hands and pulls him to her - he
immediately imagines her hands on his bare butt pulling him
into her - into the wetness he has often dreamed of but never
experienced - and he gets harder than before, if that would be
possible...
     His instinct is to pull her shirt out of her pants and put
his hands up under that, but - this is a solemn occasion - he
doesn't do it, thinks it would seem crude...

     David: Mistake - once the fire is lit, go with your
instincts...

     Princess: Well, for little boys that's true only after
their instincts have been trained by at least one wise women...
Anyway, she realizes that he is treating her like glass and she
has to take some initiative. In fact his super-protective
approach has been right - by now she's reassured that he's not
going to rush in and plunder her maiden treasure before she's
ready. So she steps back, and calmly starts unbuttoning her
shirt - well, pretty calmly - her hands are actually shaking.
He stands there and watches - in awe - he has never really seen
her undress herself - in the car it has always been dark, and
hurried - she takes off her shirt, and reaches around back and
unhooks her bra, and very simply shucks it off forward with
that little hunch of the shoulders - and there are her lovely
young breasts - plump, and perky, with the nipples pink against
the pure white of her skin - he just says "Oh, Ape" - she
giggles and takes both his hands in hers and draws them to her
breasts, and he cups them, feeling the softness like two
feathery birds in his hands - and then he takes the two nipples
between his thumb and forefinger, and lightly strokes them -
and they stand up hard under his touch - and the two kids
clinch and kiss again, still standing up -

     Judy: Time to get these two off their feet.

     Princess: OK - he turns to his bed, carefully made for
once - pulls down the spread. She just matter of factly takes
off her jeans ...

     Judy: Pendragon would have her in a dress, or a skirt and
blouse -

     Princess: Jeans, dammit! Anyway, she takes them off, and
stands there for a moment - in her plain white cotton bikini
cut panties - feeling a little embarrassed, scared - will he
think she's pretty? - she doesn't look like a Playboy
centerfold -

     David: Speak up, Brian you idiot!

     Princess: Ah, and he does - croaks "you're beautiful" -
the cracked voice again a guarantee of sincerity - and a huge
beatific smile spreads across April's face - and then she hops
into bed and pulls the covers up over her.

     Judy: Come and get it, big boy!

     Princess: Yeah, that's what I'd say, but this is April,
Judy -  and you're supposed to be keeping me in check. Anyway,
she looks up at him - he gets the message and turns around and
clumsily and quickly strips off his clothes, except his
underpants - and he starts to get into bed with her - then
remembers something and goes back to his pants crumpled on the
floor, and reaches into the pocket and gets out the three
little packets so anxiously purchased several weeks before -
puts them on the bedside table as he gets in - doesn't say
anything about them - and she, embarrassed, doesn't either. Now
- after all this awkward new stuff, they are face to face under
the covers and they just take each other in their arms - oh,
her bare breasts and his bare chest feel so wonderful against
each other - and they kiss again - and he puts his hands on her
bottom, and her legs come apart and he puts one leg between
hers, and they hug and rub against each other and their mouths
open all the way and they kiss and kiss and kiss -

     David: Oh God...

     Judy: Ooooh, Dave - yes, do that... Ohhhh -

     Princess: Well! ... uh - you kids still around the
campfire for story hour - or have you snuck off into the woods?

     Judy: Oh God - Princess - oh - he's down there - licking
me - uhh - I was playing with him with my hand, and just went
down on him for a second - aaah ... Daaaave - oh shit I'm so
hot - I love this story - I love your lips - Oh yesssss - suck
it! ..... Dave? - Oh no, you can't stop now!

     David: Just a little promissory note...

     Princess: Dave, are you getting that dear girl's pussy
juice all over the phone?

     Dave: Yes Princess - you know that wonderful swampy smell
- how are YOU doing?

     Princess: Well telling this story and listening to you
kids has just got me too far gone - relief time - here - I'll
put the phone so you kids can hear - it's not gonna take long
.. uhh .. uhh ... uhhh...

     Judy: Dave, if you won't do me, I'm doing myself ... oh
yes you lovely man ... yes - suck it - oh yes, your fingers -
aaah ...

*****

     David: Well - now I'm the only unsatisfied party - and you
guys are probably gonna quit on me -

     Princess: Sweetie, you know your little wife and sister
too well to think that - we just started - but you poor man,
you SHOULD save yourself - otherwise you'll just roll over and
snore like the little piggy you are... Anyway - where were we?

     Judy: The kids are under the covers kissing with just
their undies on.

     Princess: Oh yeah - well the kissing and hugging and
rubbing would be ecstasy in itself for April - they've never
been able to be up against each other naked - you know that
wonderful feeling, that you're getting some life-giving force
from the bare skin of someone you love? I don't mean sexual
turn-on, I mean the same thing you get when you nurse, or hug
your naked baby to your skin?

     Judy: Ooooh, Princess, that's so right - I'm gonna cuddle
up to Dave, like a spoon.

     Princess: Yeah and you can keep things in hand there...
Anyway, of course she's aroused too, and filled with romantic
feeling. And he feels it all too. It's wonderful... But -
there's a shadow for each of them - in his case, it's a
combination - on one hand, overwhelming desire, just an
irresistible urge to have his cock inside her and surrounded by
her wetness - and at the same time anxiety - about whether he's
going to be able to take care of his sweetie - will he hurt
her? can he satisfy her? can he avoid acting like a selfish
male pig? - in her case it's all anxiety - will it hurt? will
she feel any pleasure? if she doesn't, should she pretend she
does? Most of all, will he still love her after? There's too
much to think about, and it's distracting.

     David: Hey, counselor, that's a damn good summary - how DO
people ever have sex the first time?

     Princess: Well - these kids are healthy, and aroused, and
already somewhat experienced with each other's bodies, and not
only in love with each other, but intelligent and empathetic
and thoughtful...

     Judy: Oh, Princess, young love is so sweet - I think I'm
going to cry -

     David: Hey, she's actually tearing up - sweetie! ...
Princess, I wish you were here.

     Princess: I practically am... OK - well you sentimental
old goops - back to the details - he puts his hands under her
panties, and cups her bottom and pulls her against him. She
responds by doing the same to him - and they rub against each
other through their pants.... She's pretty sure she's too
distracted to come until she can get past the big event itself,
so she decides to hurry it along - she reaches down between
them and touches his cock - feeling a little slutty for doing
it, worried that he might think she's too forward. He groans,
and immediately turns her on her back, and then brings a hand
between her legs and touches her through her panties - she
spreads her legs to encourage him - he slips his hand inside
from the top and cups her mound - she lifts up, again to
encourage him - and he slides them down and she pulls them the
rest of the way off - he kisses her, with his free hand playing
between her legs - she pushes up to meet his hand - his fingers
find some moisture there, but not nearly as much as he is used
to when they neck in the car. His heart sinks a little at that
-

     David: Male crisis! He's failing her - his erection
softens - he's worried!

     Princess: April is into facilitating performance by this
time - wanting to get through it - she makes herself relax -
says "mmm, that feels really nice" - again worrying about
seeming too forward, but wanting to encourage him. It works -
when she touches him he's all hard again - he keeps stroking
with his finger tips, and now he finds more moisture between
her lips and he moves his wet fingers up and swirls it around
her clit - the little button is partly erect, because she IS
excited as well as nervous - and the fingering, which they have
often done together, works - she gets more turned on  - moans -
spreads her legs farther apart. She's now stopped touching him,
is just passively accepting his caresses - their necking
routine is that he does her before she does him - now he swirls
his thumb around her clit, and slips a finger into her, and
then two - this is how he usually brings her off. She is
excited, but still too nervous to come - and afraid that if he
goes on too long she'll get numb. So she takes the plunge.
"Brian honey" she says in a soft voice "could you come into me
now?"... Whooo - is the Pope Catholic? Flurry of activity - he
gets up on his knees, throwing the covers back and turning his
back to her at the same time - gets the condom off the bedstand
and goes through the classic fumbling routine trying to get it
open, but finally manages -

     David: That was where I lost my erection completely the
first time I tried to do it, fumbling with that cursed thing -
and I'm still a little spooked by condoms -

     Judy: Not if your honey puts it on for you -

     Princess: Well, so Brian feels - what, Dave? - a slight
softening - then once he is able to get the thing out and roll
it down and stroke himself with the lubricant he gets nice and
hard again -

     David: Right - crisis surmounted - unless now he shoots
off too early - oh, the male burden is a heavy one!

     Princess: And he turns back around - and April looks down
- and there she sees him with this big white latex appendage
sticking out from his middle - looks about a foot long to her -
she's never really SEEN an erect penis, though she has touched
Brian's in the backseat, and brought him off - and now here it
is, this weird plastic-looking monster - I mean it could scare
a girl, but she suddenly has the thought that it is kind of
ridiculous - she half-giggles -

     David: Oops, potential disaster -

     Princess: Not with these kids - he trusts her - knows it
is a giggle of complicity and not mockery - he smiles, and they
look into each other's eyes - he is kneeling between her legs
now - bends down and kisses her on the mouth, and lowers his
cock to touch her groove with it - pokes around with it a
little - she wonders if she should help, but that seems too
forward, maybe an implied criticism - isn't the man supposed to
find the opening himself? - it's one of those things a virgin
can't know. Well anyway, he finally gets Tab A properly seated
in Slot B, and slides in a half-inch or so. Then this boy
really does the right thing - he stops - breaks the kiss and
pulls his head back far enough so they can really see each
other - and he says "Ape, I love you" - and she just lights up
like a Christmas tree - and says "Brian, I love you." Now he
wiggles his cock around a little with his hand, without going
in, sort of like stirring the stew - he grins at her - says "We
COULD just stop here." She unconsciously lifts her pelvis up to
thrust him into her - then blushes at her forwardness - says
"Oh Brian! Make love to me!" And he lowers himself and kisses
her and slides slowly forward into her. They both expect that
he'll meet a barrier, but there is none there - it must have
gone the way of some early bicycle seat or masturbation
experiment - and even through the latex he feels the amazing
sensation of his cock being gradually surrounded and grasped by
her wetness - and then he is all the way in, up to the hilt -
"Did it hurt?" he says. And she says "Not a bit - what a
relief! - oh Brian I'm all full of you!" And he just says "Oh
God Ape," and begins a slow rhythmic thrusting, and she presses
up to meet his thrusts, and she feels good, and full, and
closer to him than she has ever felt to any human being.

     Judy: Oh god it's sweet - but you aren't going to have her
come, are you, Princess?

     Princess: Nope - gotta maintain some realism here - she's
been too distracted - and anyway how many girls come that way
at all? - she's gonna need some good more old direct clitoral
stimulation. Well of course Brian knows about that - he's
intelligent and well-read - you know you CAN learn a lot about
sex from books - and he props himself up on one arm while with
the other he reaches down and gets a finger in between them and
tries to stimulate her. She lets him try for a minute or so,
but she just isn't going to get there this time - she keeps
noticing the basketball poised in Michael Jordan's hand behind
Brian, which seems inconsistent with being lost in passion. So
she reaches up and pulls him back down on her, and he takes the
signal and speeds up his thrusting - she runs her hands down
his back and touches his bare buttocks - the wonderful feeling
of her hands there sets him off for a couple of last extra hard
thrusts and he stiffens and comes with a loud groan. He
gradually subsides, breathing hard, and lifts up his head and
looks at her - he has this totally blissed out look on his
face, and she beams up at him, and then he remembers his
responsibilities, and frowns, and asks "But I guess you
didn't...?" "Not this time, Brian - but I will - and I've never
been so happy!" She very briefly thought about lying, saying
she had just a little one to make him feel good, but she
figures that he is really OK with the truth, and she doesn't
want to start down that road.

     Judy: Good thinkin', girl - Hey, Princess, this is a great
story, but I've got this horny guy here, and if I don't get him
off pretty quick he's gonna bust, but once I do get him off,
he's gonna fall asleep real fast, and I don't want him to miss
the ending. I'm just going to submerge here for a moment on a
mission of mercy...

     David: Oh God yes - Judy yes - Princess - she's sucking me
- oh yes honey, touch me back there -

     Princess: Get her back up here on the phone and we'll cut
to the chase and very soon have you kids bumpin' uglies, while
I languish in my cold lonely bed...

     David: Honey - oh I hate to stop you - come up - Princess
is going to finish the story now ...

     Judy: OK - here I am - back from the depths - I just want
to keep the boy's edge on so I can get a nice fucking out of
this -

     Princess: Sweetie you didn't used to use such indelicate
terms - I think David's been a bad influence... And by the way,
what am I supposed to do while you two make the beast with two
backs?

     David: Well, actually, I think we'll probably do doggie
style so our beast will only have one back - and Princess, I'm
sure your trusty vibrator, or just your sweet little fingers,
will do just fine, as they have so often in the past ...

     Princess: Fingers, sweetie, fingers - you know I believe
in Mother Nature's method - and, hey, maybe Troop will get back
before I fall asleep and I can ravish him... Anyway - I hate to
rush the conclusion of this tender love story - but really all
happy families ARE alike, and these kids ARE a happy family.
Well, he gets the condom off and throws it in his waste-basket,
and goes down to the kitchen stark naked and gets the champagne
and a glass and comes back and they sip it together in bed -
and then they just lie there and cuddle and coo at each other
and pat and paw each other and gaze soulfully into each other's
eyes - of course they both are doing what they think lovers are
SUPPOSED to do in this situation - but actually that doesn't
work out bad - it fits their feelings pretty well, and it is
comforting, sort of like a liturgy - Pendragon would
understand... Well, pretty soon they progress from patting to
petting, and Brian gets hard again, and they kiss some more,
and then he kisses her wonderful breasts and sucks on her
little nipples and they harden, and she takes his cock in her
hand and really feels it, still slimy from the first time, and
reaches down under and cups his balls and gently plays with
them - like she's read you're supposed to do - and pretty soon
she gets really bold and just comes out and asks if he's ready
for an encore. Well, old Brian sits right up again, and fetches
condom number two, and opens it with considerably less fumbling
this time, and sits there and slides it on himself while she
watches close up with intense curiosity - then she spreads her
thighs like an old pro, and he guides himself in - feeling much
less nervous than the first time - and this time right from the
start he leans on one arm and strokes her clitoris with his
other hand. And now she can finally let herself go. And she
does, and after one last vision of Michael J going up for a
dunk, she shuts her eyes and the warm glow that has spread all
over her concentrate down into her lower belly, and she feels
the familiar building heat and agitation, and her breathing
quickens, and she gives regular little whimpers to show Brian
he is doing the right thing and shouldn't stop - and he keeps
on, and her noises get more rhythmic and louder, and then her
muscles tighten, and she goes rigid, and she feels the sweet
explosion inside her, and her face squinches up and she cries
out, and Brian sees a lovely red flush suffuse her breasts and
throat and face, and she feels a tingle all the way to her
toes. And the sights and sounds of her orgasm triggers Brian's
desire - he drops down on her, pinning her to the bed,
forgetting to be considerate, and thrusts hard and fast, and he
grunts, and they slip and slide against each other in their
sweat as he thrusts and she bucks - and now he groans and now
he comes, and it's as if all his anxiety pours out of him in a
stream of pure wet pleasure. The wetness fills the condom and
he can feel it squishing around in there - the pleasure seems
to pour on through into April, and join with her pleasure - and
bond their bodies together. And he says "I want to be with you
always - I promise I will be, if you'll have me." And she cries,
and kisses him through her tears.

     David: Oh, Princess - you are a cornball soupy soapie if
there ever was one - and I love you!

     Judy: Me too!

     Princess: Just your humble servant. Now get to fucking,
children - and put that phone where I can hear you...

************

     Princess: Well - I must say that sounded very satisfying.

     Judy: I seemed to hear you yodeling yourself, Princess...

     David: Ugh, me feel good!

     Princess: The cave man emerges - so I take it there's a
nice wet spot a-formin' there -

     Judy: Oh yes, all the little fishies are swimming right
back out of me ...

     David: You made quite a contribution yourself, honey.

     Princess: I dunno, Dave - she's not a sprayer like me -

     Judy: Yeah, I remember when I first got it in the face
from you - I thought you'd peed on me!

     Princess: Well, kids, that was nice. I have to say - by
the end there I was practically inside that child April - and
that Brian boy is a fine lover - though I still could use a
little of the real thing - I'm gonna leave a post-it for Troop
telling him if he's in the mood when he finally gets in, he
should go ahead and wake me up and take advantage of me.

     Judy: So, Princess - did we finish our chapter?

     Princess: Oh yeah, got a few details to tie up  - ummm -
after the kids make love the second time they sprawl around
making goo-goo eyes at each other until they suddenly notice
how late it is, and then they have to jump up and wash and and
throw their clothes on - in case Brian's mother gets home early
- but she doesn't. Once they're dressed, April decides she'd
better head home - when Brian offers to walk her, she says
she'd better go by herself, so her parents don't get suspicious
- "I'm already worried they're gonna see it in my face." "Yes,
you do have a certain haunted and depraved look to your
features, my dear." And she hits him with a pillow and calls
him a turkey. And then she gets a serious look, thinking of
boys in locker rooms, and she makes him promise he won't tell
anyone - and he promises, very solemnly - and she smiles again,
that same beatific smile, and says "because I don't want anyone
but you to know what a horny slut I am" - and giggles... See,
she's on her way! And then they compose themselves, and she
looks shyly and seriously at him - and he takes her hand,
ceremoniously once again, and escorts her toward the door. The
end.

     Judy: Good night, Princess - thanks for everything -
again!

     Princess: Well - we must remember to thank Pendragon too,
for lending us these lovely kids.

     David: So says the Boss as well.

                           -The End-