Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories
From: myevilways@aol.com (MyEvilWays)
Subject: Valerie (M/F, G/S, Scat)
Date: 12 May 1996 02:38:22 -0400

			       Valerie

	Damm! It was a hot day. I pushed open the door and I could
feel this blast of cool air, it was instantly relaxing.

	I was hungry and hot and melting from this damm heat wave. The
local ice cream place was always packed and sounded soo good, so here
I was and wow, there SHE was!

	She was gorgeous, dark brown hair, medium breasts with thick
jutting nipples and a nice round bottom. She was even hotter than the
weather. She was only wearing a blue bikini bottom with that thin tank
top.

	My eyes scanned the ice cream counter and locked onto her
breasts. Now, I'm not sure why because I'm a butt man myself, however,
well, hell yes I know why! I had scanned upward over some firm breasts
that were just barely fitting into her thin top. To matters worse she
had been perspiring from the heat and the thin top was sticking to her
nipples.

	Oops, I got caught staring. I said an embarrassed "hello." I'm
shy and I've never been very good talking to women. She started
talking, asking if I had ever tried some of the flavors. I just sorta
let her do the talking. I was still in a daze from the sight I just
saw. I looked up at her ice cream cone she was licking it in
exaggerated motion as if it were a come on. Hey, wait a second, maybe
this is a come on!

	She's interested in me! She told me her name was Valerie and
that she lived in the apartments behind the mall. We made small talk,
mostly about the heat and ways to escape it. Then she asked would I
like to join her, since she had air conditioning.

	Sure, let's go. We walked back to her apartment. The heat was
just scorching, maybe 101 or 102. I like it hot, but even that was too
much. Our ice cream cones were quickly melting in that kind of heat.
The two of us were slurping along as fast as we could and kinda half
trotting to get back to her place before everything melted.

	We got to the apartment and she handed me her ice cream cone
to hold while she unlocked the front door. Valerie swung the door open
and was hit with an icy blast. Her place was all dark. I couldn't make
out anything inside. She went in first and disappeared. I sort of
staggered in while my eyes adjusted to the darkness and the unfamiliar
surroundings. Oops, oh shit, I'm sorry. I guess Valerie had dropped
her keys on the table and turned around to lead me inside when I
tripped fell against her, the ice cream cones smashed between us then
we sort of tumbled to the floor.

	Oh shit!, cold, that felt good, but, oh so sticky. We laughed
and just licked ice cream off each others necks, chests. Valerie
looked at me with an evil kinda grin and shoved some ice cream down my
shirt! So tit for tat, I'll just rub some down by these nice boobs
here and lick it off and some more by these nipples. My! do her
nipples get hard when coated with ice cream. Off came her tank top and
my shirt. Then the rest of our clothes were shed, they are a mess
anyway and need to be washed.

	Valerie bent over me and that little devil dropped the remains
of her two scoops onto my chest and begins to spread it all over my
chest and face. After a few minutes the ice cream was pretty much all
cleaned up, but I was still sticky. Wanting to get down to some
serious fucking I asked for a washcloth to clean up with. Valerie who
was still straddling me whispered "don't worry, I'll wash you down."

	I just lay back for her to get up, but she just sort of
scooted up, I was wondering what she was doing when I got my answer. I
felt it splatter against my neck first. It was so hot it burned
almost, what the hell, she was peeing on me! I looked up to see her
hand spreading apart her pussy lips. She was hosing me down all right,
she had raised up slightly allowing her to aim her spray better.
Better was right at my face. I'd never done anything like that before,
but what the hell all of this was new. She squirted me on the lips and
I licked almost as a reflex. It didn't taste too bad, I was surprised!
It didn't really smell too bad either, I guess with the weather,
Valerie like everyone else had been sucking down gallons of fluids
diluting her urine. Wow this was some day.

	I must have really had a funny reaction to all of this because
Valerie was laughing her head off. She asked if that was the first
time I'd ever done anything like that. When I replied that I wasn't
all that experienced in some of the kinkier things in life she said
that was ok because she was and there was more to come.

	With that she turned around into a sixty-nine position and
started to suck me off. I looked up at that gorgeous ass of her's and
flicked my tongue at her asshole. She stiffened and stopped sucking
me, turned and said that I had touched one of her most sensitive
areas. That was what I wanted to hear, I loved butts, kissing, licking
anything. Valerie asked if I would tongue fuck her back there. I did
not have to be asked twice. I plunged my tongue up her hole and reamed
it in and out while she went back to sucking my cock.

	This went on for a few minutes, until Valerie started
straining. I wasn't quite sure what she was doing, but it allowed my
tongue to go higher up her ass. Then I figured it out. There was
something up there! Yes, up her asshole, I could feel it with the tip
of my tongue. She strained and grunted this time and I could feel more
of it with my tongue. I knew what it was. It was kind of gross, but
then again it wasn't, I was so hot this was really turning me on. I
pushed my tongue in deeper till I felt it retreat back, but I got a
better idea of this hard bumpy turd in her hole. This was soo nasty it
was almost too much for me.

	I felt Valerie strain again and the turd almost pushed my
tongue out of her asshole, but then slid back up. She grunted again,
and oh fuck, it made it past the point of no return and popped into my
mouth. Geez it must have been an inch and a quarter in diameter and
about three inches long. My mouth was full, yet I felt more pressure
at my lips. I let the first drop out of my mouth as I was gagging a
little. I looked up and saw another coming out. It was out about three
inches and looked to be even longer. At what I guess was about eight
inches it tapered off and plopped against my cheek and lips. Wow this
was one kinky lady! I wasn't sure what all I had gotten myself into.
Valerie turned around and looks at me and the mess and said clean me
then I'll show you the bedroom. With that she parked her ass on my
face and I did as I was told. I wonder what would be next, my limits
had already been exceeded.