Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories,alt.sex.fetish.watersports
From: easyluvr@aol.com (EasyLuvr)
Subject: The Nurse (WS, Brwn shwr, M/F)
Date: 27 Apr 1994 15:17:03 -0400

			      The Nurse

	My most unusual and erotic sexual experience occurred several
years ago near the end of my sophomore year in college. I had just
finished an afternoon exam and thought I would stop by a campus bar
for a few beers on my way home. The bar I stopped at was a grad
student hangout, but was also occasionally frequented by locals. I
liked the place because of the diverse crowd and because they had the
cheapest beer on campus.

	When I walked in I was startled at how busy the place was at
four in the afterno+ on. Every table had someone sitting at it! This
really wasn't a problem since each table was very long with benches on
each side leaving me several seating possibilities. I got a beer at
the bar and positioned myself at the end of a table near the back of
the bar.

	Sitting at the other end of the table were several women in
nurse's uniforms. From the the smattering of conversation I heard over
the sound of the juke box, I gathered that they had just finished an
unusually rough shift at the local hospital. They must have been there
a while because there were several empty pitchers on the table.

	I was busy working on my second beer and attempting to think
of some way to introduce myself when they all got up to leave. All of
them that is, but the nurse at the far end of the table. She still had
a full beer and I heard her tell her friends that she would stick
around to finish it before she headed home.

	To be honest, I don't think I even noticed her before her
friends got up to leave. She was older than the others, probably early
thirties and a little overweight. Her hair was bleach blond with about
an inch of dark roots showing. Her eyebrows had been over plucked and
she used lots of blue eye shadow which even back then seemed out-of-
style. I guess you would say she wasn't much of a catch, but I
remember thinking at the time that there was a certain sleaziness
about her looks which really turned me on.

	Figuring I had nothing to lose, I slid down to her end of the
table. I introduced myself and launched into my usual patter about the
weather and local sports teams. She was obviously bored, but she
politely sipped her beer and listened to my monologue. When her beer
was empty, she said that she needed to go pee.

	Without thinking I blurted out, "Can I watch?"

	To this day, I'm not sure why I say it. Maybe I was trying to
be sarcastic since I figured she was using the bathroom as an excuse
to slip out the back door. In any case, I never expected her reaction.

	She sat back down, leaned forward, looked me straight in the
eyes and said, "Really?" The intensity of her stare and the
seriousness in her tone took me completely by surprise. I didn't know
what to say. I sat there for what felt like an eternity before I
finally choked out "Sure".

	She stood up, extended her hand and said, "Well then, let's
go." This was the first time I had seen her standing. Although I had
noticed that she was on the plump side, I hadn't expected her to have
such a heavy bottom. Her white nursing slacks were tight against her
large round ass. Her tight slacks and small breasts may have helped
make her ass and thighs seem disproportionately large, but there was
just no denying it, this woman had a big butt! I just sat there
staring at her, trying to figure out what I was getting into.

	Finally she said, "Are you coming or not?" Still dazed, I got
up and took her hand. She led me toward the back of the bar to the
rear exit which led into an alley behind the bar. I asked her where we
were going, and she replied that she had an apartment just around the
corner. Still holding her hand we walked down the alley together.

	When I finally had regained enough composure to ask just what
she had planned for me, she just said, "Shhh, just enjoy the moment.
I'll take care of everything."

	We walked the rest of the way in silence. When we got to her
apartment, she led me straight to the bedroom.

	She told me very matter-of-factly to take off my clothes and
lay on the bed. As I undressed, she stood in the doorway with her
hands on her hips and watched. When I pulled my jockey shorts off to
reveal my rock hard erection, I saw her smile for the very first time.

	Without a word, she gestured for me to lie down on the bed.
After I did so, she reached behind my head and pulled out two dark
strips of material from beneath the mattress and began to tie the end
of one to my wrist.

	I must have had panic written all over my face as she stopped
immediately and said, "Don't worry, they're just silk ties. I'll tie
them loose so you can get free if you really want to."

	I nodded my head sheepishly and she continued to tie my
wrists. She then pulled the ends of two more ties from under the end
of the mattress and tied my ankles. She tucked two pillows under the
back of my head so that my head was angled so that I could see the
foot of the bed. I gently tested my restraints and found that although
loose as promised, my movement was limited to swaying slightly from
side to side.

	Once my, "host" felt I was properly positioned, she went to
the foot of the bed and began to slowly undress. She began by
unbuttoning her blouse to reveal a white lace bra. Next she pulled
down her slacks, all the while, staring me straight in the eyes. Next
she turned and slowly bent over, showing me her big ass which was
barely covered by her white cotton panties. She slowing began to pull
them down to reveal her huge pillowy ass cheeks.

	Turning, she caught me licking my lips and said, "Like what
you see so far?"

	I just nodded and gave her my best lecherous grin. All she
said was "good," as she climbed onto the bed. Straddling my chest, her
pussy was only a foot from my face. It was covered with a thick thatch
of brown hair which started as a little trickle of hair at the navel
and grew into a dark triangle which disappeared between her meaty
thighs.

	Very slowly and deliberately, she began to play with her
pussy. At first just by running her fingers through the hair.
Gradually, her fingers began to probe between her plump pussy lips. As
she spread them, I could see her prominent pink labia and the bud of
her swollen clitoris. I was mesmerized by the sight and the smell. My
cock was aching as I drooled over the beautiful pussy that was being
fingered just inches from my face. She seemed to be approaching orgasm
when she suddenly stopped teasing her swollen clit and spread her
pussy wide with both hands.

	I was admiring her beautiful pussy now fully engorged and
literally dripping with juice when a squirt of hot pee hit me square
in the face. In all the excitement of being tied up and watching my
chubby nurse masturbate, I had completely forgotten that it was my
sarcastic comment about watching her pee that begun this adventure.
After the initial shock of the first blast of pee, I watched with
fascination and lust as a beautiful golden stream of pee sprayed out
of her hot hairy pussy soaking my face and hair.

	I tried to position my head so that I could catch the stream
in my mouth, but her gyrating hips kept the stream of pee criss
crossing my face. I couldn't believe that I actually wanted her to pee
in my mouth!

	`Want' wasn't the right word, I needed to taste her pee. I was
going crazy with lust! My cock was bobbing uncontrollably and my balls
ached. My mouth was wide open, my tongue extended catching all the hot
pee I could as the stream moved back and forth across my face.
Finally, she stopped her teasing and aimed the hot spray right into my
mouth. I gulped down a couple of mouthfuls before she finally stopped.

	Using the head of the bed for support, she raised herself to
her feet and positioned herself so that she was standing over me
straddling my crotch. Placing her hands on her hips, she closed her
eyes and let go another long stream of hot pee. Since she was not
holding her pussy open this time, instead of a solid stream, pee
sprayed all over. Some sprayed on my chest, but most of the golden
liquid dripped straight down on my cock and balls. When her bladder
was finally empty, she turned around to show me her great big ass.

	She got down on all fours and slowly backed her butt into my
face.I attempted to lick her pussy, but she repositioned herself so
that her tight little asshole was pressed against my lips. I had never
licked a women's ass before, and didn't really know what I should do.
I licked it, sucked it, even tried to bury my tongue deep inside it.
Apparently I was doing something right as I could hear her moaning
softly and she began to slowly grind her pussy against my chest. I
could feel her hot breath on my cock and balls as I hungrily licked
her asshole.

	Occasionally I would feel her mouth or tongue on my inner
thighs or balls. At first I thought she was trying to tease me, but I
soon realized that she was lapping up any pee that remained on my
crotch! She was careful to avoid my cock as I think she knew that the
slightest stimulation would make me cum.

	After several delicious minutes of ass licking, she tilted her
ass slightly, pulling her ass hole from my lips. Without warning she
let go a large fart right in my face! The smell was like nothing I had
ever experienced. It was so intense I felt dizzy and I almost came!
She lowered her asshole back to my lips and I resumed my tonguing with
even greater passion. Several times she tilted her hips to position
her asshole directly in front of my nose to pass gas. Each time I
would inhale deeply before resuming my tongue worship of her ass.

	After what seemed like hours, she pulled her ass from my face
and repositioned it about a foot away from my face. Reaching back with
both hands she pulled her big ass cheeks wide apart to expose her hot
hairy pussy and the dark brown asshole I had been sucking so
feverishly. Once again I saw her tilt her hips slightly, and I watched
her little brown asshole began to open slightly. Too my surprise, no
gas rushed out.

	For a moment I was confused, but then I realized what was
happening. She was going to shit on me! Although I had done things
tonight that I never thought I would do (and loved them), this was
just too much!

	Her asshole continued to widen and I could begin to see the
end of a large turd just inside the opening. She continued to push and
I saw the turd slowly begin to emerge from her asshole. All of a
sudden, she relaxed and the turd quickly slipped back inside out-of-
sight. She repeated this several times, each time exposing a little
more of the turd.

	As she did this I found myself beginning to feel that crazy
lust build back up inside of me until I was actually craning my neck
and sticking out my tongue in an attempt to reach her shit! After
several more teases, she finally pushed several inches of firm brown
shit out of her ass. It hung from her asshole for a moment and then
dropped to my chest. The smell was, well, you can imagine!

	She continued to push, until two more large firm turds lay
steaming on my chest. She had shit so close to my face that I was
actually able to touch the last turd with my tongue as it fell from
her a +sshole and landed on my chest. When she was all done, she said,
"Please clean me up," and once again backed her big ass into my face.

	As I feverishly licked and sucked her dirty asshole, she
squirmed excitedly on my chest. I could feel her wet pussy smearing
her warm shit all over my neck and chest. I could tell that she was
very near orgasm from the twitching of her thigh muscles. Just as she
began to moan, she grabbed my cock roughly in her hand and began to
stroke it. With only a few strokes of her hand I was convulsing
beneath her.

	I had my face buried so deep between her ass cheeks I couldn't
even breath. I literally went out of my mind! The intensity of my
orgasm was like nothing I had experienced before or since. I think she
orgasmed too, but I was so absorbed in the intensity of my own orgasm,
that I couldn't tell. She continued to pump my cock until I finally
relaxed and let my tongue slip from her gaping asshole.

	We laid there in a smelly heap for several minutes before she
finally crawled off me. She had shit smeared on her stomach and in her
pubic hair as well as a big gob of my cum in her hair. I must have
been quite a sight too because she looked down at me, made a face and
said "Yuk, what a mess!".

	Grabbing some tissues from the head of the bed she scooped up
most of the shit laying on my neck and chest and then rushed out of
the room. She returned in a couple of minutes wearing a bathrobe and
carrying a pan of soapy water and a towel. Sitting beside me on the
bed, she gave me quick but efficient sponge bath. I made no attempts
at conversation as I still hadn't regained my composure from the
intensity of my orgasm.

	When my sponge bath was complete, she untied my hands and feet
and handed me my clothes. Glancing at the clock on the wall, she said
"sorry to poop and run, but I've got to hop in the shower. I'm already
late for a dinner date with friends. Could you be a dear and let
yourself out?"

	Still a bit dazed I nodded in agreement, and she disappeared
through the bedroom door. After I got dressed, I heard the shower
running in the bathroom, so as requested, I let myself out.

	As I made the long walk back to the dorm, I tried to sort out
everything that had happened. I couldn't believe all the sick things I
had done, yet I had loved every minute of it! This was definitely the
most exciting sexual experience I had ever had and I hadn't kissed her
or even seen her breasts. Hell, I never even asked her her name!

	When I got back to the dorm, I took a long hot shower, trying
to get rid of the smell, but no matter how much I scrubbed, it seemed
to linger. It was several days before I got over the shock of what I
had done. I kept thinking that you just don't do those types of things
and enjoy them.

	The semester ended and I went home for the summer. My initial
feelings of shock and disgust gradually gave way to lust and the first
day of my junior year I went back to her apartment. Sweaty with
anticipation I knocked on the apartment door. Much to my dismay, I was
met at the door by an oriental grad student. He politely told me that
he had moved in over the summer and had never met the previous tenant.
For the last fifteen years now, I have been watching for her on the
street, in bars and shopping malls. But even if I never see her again,
I will never ever forget the afternoon I spent with my naughty nurse.