Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories
From: slick@io.org (Slick)
Subject: Strictly Business (m/m, w/s, foot fetish, scat)
Date: 9 Nov 1995 06:54:17 GMT

			  Strictly Business
				  by
			       Parisboi
			       Part One

	I've always been turned on by men, but men in suits are just
nifty. I love walking downtown during the morning and evening rush
hour. This particular morning I decided I needed a well deserved
diversion. So I decided to go to one the 24 hour all male theater and
watch some fuck flicks.

	When I went in there was no one there. So I sat in the back in
the corner. A place that I like so that I can play with my cock and
whatever else. The movie was already in progress, a cute blonde guy
with a punk buzz cut was getting his ass rammed by this athletic
Adonis with a thick quarter pound cock. Typical scene in gay male porn
movie. Bored at this point, I began to doze off.

	And in walked a guy in a business suit carrying a newspaper
and a briefcase, and walking with a definite purpose. He looked at me
and snubbed me and walked toward the bathroom. When he returned he
stood against the wall and watched the movie as if it had a story-
line. I thought to myself what a prick.

	Then he sat down in the same row as I was sitting in but two
seats away from me. Now I was wide awake and ready to go serve him in
any way he wanted. He continued watching the movie still holding his
newspaper, with briefcase between his legs on the floor.

	He started to get really turned on by the movie and started
rubbing his cock through in pants. Now I was drooling at the mouth. I
began to look directly at him now. And he looked my way and said, "Do
you mind?" Now I was very disappointed and contemplated leaving. But I
continued to watch the movie and watch him out the corner of my eye.

	About a half hour later several men entered, also wearing
business suits.

	And there were a few with street clothes on. There were a
couple of guys trying to get my attention, so I decided to play hard
to get and I got up and attempted to walk past the guy sitting two
seats down. He wouldn't let me past and told me to sit down. I looked
at him and became very angry and I sat down as he ordered me. While
staring straight at the screen, he said to me, "You're a cock hungry
slut aren't you?"

	I said nothing. "So how much do you want?" Did this clown
honestly think I was a hustler. I was more insulted now. And I told
him to move and let me past. I got up and went to the bathroom, took a
piss.

	There were three or four very handsome middled aged men at the
urinals smiling with there dicks hanging out their zippers. Classic
tea room trade scene.

	Next to me was a very handsome and tall man. He smiled and
winked at me. I finished play pissing and walked out. And he came
right behind me. I went back to the movie and sat a row ahead of the
one I was sitting in earlier because that prick was still there, in
the corner.

	Then the guy in the bathroom came and sat next to me. Can you
believe it the prick behind got up and sat behind me and put his feet
up on back of the chair between the guy and me. He was wearing black
socks, a definite turn on. This guy then took his shoe off and placed
it under my nose and said, "You like that don't you." I inhaled,
exhaled, and inhaled again and his feet were funky. How could such a
well dressed man have such funky feet.

	At this point I lost all my inhibitions and I grabbed his foot
and pressed it against my nose and face and moaned like the little
slut I am. He then took off his other shoe and I had two size 11 funky
feet to rub on each side of my face and under my nose. Sitting up on
my knees in the chair, I grabbed both his feet with each and hand and
rubbed each simultaneously against my face.

	Then I cupped them together and buried my face between them.
All the while he said, "Worship my feet, yeah they smell good, don't
they? I know you wanted me earlier, didn't you foot freak?" The guy
next to me started playing with my crotch and soon he unbuttoned the
sides of my overalls, and kneeled down and began rimming my asshole.
He was biting my hole and slurping and darting his hot wet tongue in
and out my hole. Even hungrily cleaned the morning shit residue off my
ass.

	Then the guy whose feet I was worshipping stood up and took
out his massive cock and I reached for it and he moved back and
smacked my face with his right hand. No no you freak, I know you want
to suck but not now.

	Then he quickly grabbed my head and shoved his cock in my
mouth and said, "Don't move." He looked deep into my eyes and said,
"Drink my piss bitch!" My mouth and throat began to fill with warm
espresso piss.

	This guy wanted to put on a show. So he arched his back and
move his hips forward, and grabbed his cock out of my mouth and
sprayed my face with his funky piss and told me to open wide.

	Then he stepped back so the stream of piss could be seen by
everyone looking on. He continued to fill my mouth with his long piss
stream. When he was done, he said, "Follow me." I did as he asked.
Walking with one strap on my arms, I followed him back to the toilets.
He told me to go in the stall and he locked the door. This man was
definitely accustomed to being in charge. And I loved every minute of
it.

	With his hand pressed against the wall, he began licking my
ear and talking nasty and slurping, "Yeah piss boy, you like that
kinky shit don't you. toilet throat. Want to lick some cum out my
asshole?" He then stuck his tongue down my throat, cause' at this
point I was melting and intoxicated from his directness and power. He
began to deeply tongue me.

	Then he grabbed my pony-tail and pulled my head back and
hocked a thick glob of spit down my throat and I swallowed. At that
moment my head was spinnin' and I want every and anything he would
give me. All I wanted was him, nothing else mattered.

	As I swallowed something was stuck on the back of my throat.
It felt like paper or was it lettuce.

	Anyways I swallowed it. This guy smelled good and he was very
hot, unbelievable. Now you can suck me. He opened the door and took
his cock out of his zipper, never undoing his belt. He pushed me down
in front him and leaned against the wall and said, "Suck it!"

	His cock grew harder and longer. I must admit I give really
good head and he knew it cause the son of a bitch was now quiet and
rolling his head back and around like he was drugged. Yes I grabbed
his cock and licked his precum and nibbled and on his piss slit.

	Then slid it halfway in my mouth and withdrew it to the large
knob and exhaled so the heat from my mouth saturated his knob.

	Then from his balls I licked the underside of his cock like a
tasty lollipop and returned it to my mouth and sucked it like a baby
sucking a nipple: very rhythmically and confident.

	Then he yelled stop!! I don't wanna cum yet, who do you think
you are? Stay down there, he put his Italian leather shoe in my face
and told me to lick his soles.

	I am a freak, but I tell you I'm not at all turned on by
licking dirt from anything, so I said, "no!!" And I attempted to get
up, but all of a sudden I began to see warm bright colors and saw wavy
like double images of everything. He sheepishly smiles at me with his
purple tongue and said, "Now you're ready."

	He started pissing all over me now. My overalls were drenched
now and I wanted more so I lay on my back at this guy's feet and his
piss came out faster and tons of it too!!! "Uhmmm!!" He held his
pisser with one hand and had the other one in his left front pant
pocket. What a fucking scene, you had to be there. Maybe you were.

	Next thing I know, I was walking down a hall towards a black
door. Oh great were going to have some alley play, I thought to
myself. He opened the door and told me to get in. The lights were very
bright and I couldn't focus for a few minutes. When things were
clearer I looked around and there were forty or fifty well-dressed men
in expensive business suits sitting in leather chairs and at cock-tail
tables.

	God what is this a men's club. I felt really fucking horny.
There I was wearing pissed drenched overalls and no underwear, and
black boots. A guy approached us and said to him, "He will do, he will
definitely do. Why don't you join me at the bar, what would you like
to drink?" I said to him in a theatrical English accent, "Oh no it's a
bit early is it not?" He laughed hysterically and grabbed my hand and
led me to the bar. He ordered a bloody mary for me with extra hot
sauce. I dropped to me knees and began licking his expensive shoes. I
didn't need any cues. This was a fantasy of mine so I wanted to enjoy
every moment.

	An acquaintance of his came over and they talk about business
while I licked his shoes like a little puppy. Then the other guy
stepped out of his shoes and I buried my nose in each shoe like a dog
looking for a bone. The aroma was exciting: mixture of leather,
cologne and man musk.

	Out the corner of my eye I could see men sitting at cocktail
tables playing with the cocks through their pants. The guy handed me
my drink and I swallowed it briskly and he handed me an empty
champagne glass, and said, "Champagne?" "Yes," I replied and he took
his cock out through his zipper and pissed in the glass and said,
"There you are, drink it up." I stood up and leaned against the bar,
held the glass up to the light and raised the glass and nodded at him
and sipped it slowly. It tasted really fruity and clear. Then my
friend returned and ordered me to sit at the bar.

	He stood up on the bar and took his shoes off and forced his
entire foot in my mouth and said, "Take my sock off with your teeth."
His socks were very funky and smelled like piss. Finally off, I licked
his feet and pressed them against my face like soft pillows.

	I really love large flat feet. He pulls his feet away and
tells me to open up my mouth and he squatted before me and pissed in
my mouth. He was still wearing his suit and as I looked up he was
beautiful. Then other men began to crowd around the bar carrying on
their conversation and playing with their cocks through their pants.
He stood up and pissed on my hair, in my face and on my chest.

	Then he turned around and squatted in my face and I licked his
asshole and stuck my tongue up his hole, it was very tight and soft.
He grabbed my head a pressed it hard against his hole and he said,
"Suck my hole, suck it, lick it."

	Then he got off the bar and stood on the stool. His pants were
around his ankles now and he told me again open your mouth and suck my
ass boy, suck it.

	I opened wide and licked and sucked his tight pink hole
hungrily. Then reached back grabbed my head and held it hard against
his pink hole and said, "Don't move. You like my ass ,don't you?"

	Before I could finish my thought something hard was pressing
against my nose and mouth. I tried to move away quickly and held my
head tighter and said, "If you move I'll kick your ass." I did as he
said and he let out a long hard brown shaft of shit slide out of his
ass. It quicky went into my mouth and he said, "Swallow it."

	And I breathed in deeply and it slipped down my throat like a
slippery hot dog. Then he ordered me to lick the shit from around his
hole and I did. I had never gotten into scat and never really wanted
to, but I licked his asshole clean. I licked the shit from around his
hole and then I stuck my tongue in his hole and cleaned and sucked all
the smeared shit from his asshole and swallowed every drop.

	When his ass was cleaned he turned around and shot his load in
a wine glass and told me to drink it. And I did. It was warm, creamy
and smelled really rich and strong. I licked my lips and started
licking the inside of the glass. In my attempt to get the last drop,
he filled the glass with the cum that was still in his tip and with
piss.

	As he filled it, I drank it. Then I replaced this glass with
his cock and shoved it down my throat and he pissed hard down my
throat. I drank every drop. Saved a little to gargle with at the end
to rinse my mouth of the shit I had just eaten. He pulled his pants up
straightened his tie and handed me a thousand dollar bill and said,
"I've got to get to the office, but I'll be back to give you lunch.
You stay here, okay?" I did.

	If you want to know what happened at lunch, write me and ask
for the lunch menu. If you didn't like the story, write me and tell me
why.

			       Part Two
			    The Lunch Menu

	"I can't believe I ate that guy's shit!," he thought as he sat
in the back of the theater waiting for his dark prince to return at
lunch. A really hot man, 6'9", walked in wearing all black. Tight
black jeans hugged his ass, boots knee length. To top it off, he had
black hair in a buzz cut, with very hot gray sides, which was a
definite turn on to him. He was now horny as hell and was ready for a
hot time.

	He walked over to the man and their eyes met, and he kneeled
down behind the man. This guy grabbed his head and pressed against his
ass and said, "They told me you were here. Get down on your stomach
and lick my boots, you freak." He immediately began licking the heels
and then he worked his way around to the toe, and he licked his way up
to his knees. "Yeah, you want it don't you?"

	After licking the other boot, they walked to the back and sat
down in the corner. He then commanded the guy to continue licking his
boots, this time he gave him the soles. "Clean my soles real good,
okay?"

	As he licked the soles, the guy took his cock out and began to
frantically masturbate.

	As he neared shooting, he grabbed the guy's face and shot
globs and globs of thick white cum on the right side of his face. When
he finished he said, "Don't you wipe it off either, you better wear it
all day, you hear me." There he sat in the theater with thick white
cum dripping off the right side of his face. The guy ordered him to go
to the smoking lounge and mingle with some of the patrons, and again
don't wipe it off.

	He did as he was ordered and there were several guys there
smoking and talking. When he walked in, everyone stared his way. One
guy walked over rubbing his cock through his pants, and said, "Hello,
looks like you been enjoying yourself. Get down and suck my dick." The
guy forced him down and took his enormous cock out and lubricated it
with a glob of the cum from his face. He swallowed his cock and sucked
and slobbered on his cock until this guy began to shoot his load. And
when he did shoot, he shot his forceful load in his hair, on his lips,
forehead, eyes, and neck. "Thanks," he said as he flicked the last
string on cum off his cock.

	He returned to the theater and sat down. The guy who first
shot his load onto his face was seated next to him. "What's this?" he
said, "Where's my cock snot? Didn't I tell you not to wipe it off?!!
Now you need to be taught a lesson. You little shit," he said
sheepishly. He pulled the guy to his feet and said, "Turn around." He
then handcuffed his hands behind his back. And forced him out towards
the back. He pushed him out into the alley. "Now you're going to learn
about doing what you're told. Sit on this crate and wait here until I
come back."

	He sat there for at least fifteen or twenty minutes. He was
now more aroused and wondered what would be in store for him. Suddenly
a black stretch limousine pulled up and the driver got out and opened
the back door. Two secret service looking guys got out wearing all
black suit, shoes, sunglasses, and hair.

	One of the guys placed a blindfold on him and the other took
out his cock and pissed on him and ordered him to drink it. This was
hard because he couldn't use his hand to find the stream, and the guy
kept moving to confuse him. Suddenly a slap came briskly across his
face.

	And the guy said, "What is this, cold cream? You are one nasty
boy!"

	Then one guy picked him up and threw him over his shoulder and
forced him into the back of the limousine.

	They drove down the alley and onto what sounded like the
expressway. A few minutes later, the limo stopped and the driver got
out and opened the back door. He could hear the a man say is
everything set. The man got in and he waited to hear him say something
else. Silence filled the limousine. Pssssssssssssssgloop was all he
heard. He thought someone was pouring wine or champagne.

	Then he was told, "Drink this." A glass was placed to his lips
and his head was pulled back by his ponytail. The liquid was poured
down his throat. It was warm and tasted peculiar.

	After a few minutes he began to feel warm and light-headed.
Then he heard one of the men speak. "How do you feel, are you hungry?"
The voice seemed familiar but he wasn't sure because he was now under
the influence of something. The blindfold was taken off and he sat
between the two men that had pulled him into the limo.

	And across from him sat his buddy from the morning. And his
face lit up. "Are you hungry babes? You didn't think I was coming back
did you? Where are we going ? Don't worry you'll be taken care of.
Didn't my guys take good care of you?" The two goons giggled and
grinned sheepishly. "Yes they did." "What do you want to eat?"
"Chinese food sounds good." "Okay!"

	The limo pulled over, and his buddy said, "We're here, time to
get out." Still handcuffed, he was led into a XXXX coin op bookstore.
And then he was led to the back. His buddy removed the handcuffs and
pushed him into one of the booths, and then onto his knees.

	Then he put some coins into the machine and began rubbing his
crotch. He then licked his lips and pulled him up to his face and told
him to open his mouth, and then spit a glob of spit into his mouth and
said, "Swallow it." He did, and it tasted good sweet, just like grapes
or wine or something. "Can I have some more, please?" "Okay, maybe
later."

	Then he grabbed his chin and looked into his eyes and said,
"Look at your nasty face, you know I didn't wipe my ass this morning
after I went back to work, get down and clean my asshole." He got on
his knees behind his buddy and he dropped his pants. This time his
wasn't wearing any underwear and the smell from his ass hole was rank
and inviting. He sniffed his hole first and then wedged one finger in
his crack and collected a smear of funk and shit and brought it to his
mouth and licked it like it was chocolate icing. "Hmmh," he said as he
licked his finger. "What are you doing, licking my ass icing, uh? Let
me see what it tastes like." He licked his fingers and sucked. "Tastes
good, doesn't it? I got a surprise for you. Stick your tongue in my
ass and pull it out," he said while laughing.

	He first licked the morning smear from around his pucker and
slowly darted his tongue in his buddy's ass. And his tongue touched
something firm and very hard. His buddy started to slowly push out
this surprise. When the tip began to show, he put his lips around his
ass and began sucking hard to draw out his treat. His buddy's cock was
now rock hard and as he beat his cock, he said, "Suck that shit out of
my ass, toilet."

	And he began to push another couple of inches of it out. Now
it was visible and big. Seeing that it was rock hard, he began sucking
on the tip like it was a Popsicle. He licked and sucked and licked and
sucked, tasting the raunchy bitterness of it.

	Then his buddy opened the door so everyone could see him
feeding his toilet his lunch. "Eat my shit, suck that shit out of my
ass, lick it, suck it, come on baby eat my shit-dog." More aroused
now, he took a big bite off the tip and chewed it like it was a hot
delicious brownie. While he chewed it, he made delicious smacking
sounds. He liked the taste of it more than he expected and more came
out his buddies ass. It was a long motherfucker.

	"Damn," he said as he looked behind himself. "All for you
baby, eat my shit." He grabbed that long shit-log with one hand,
placed his mouth over the width of it and chewed until he swallowed.
Using his hand, he pushed that long shit in his mouth and chewed and
smacked like a hungry toilet. He now had a crowd and this turned him
on more. One guy stood half way in the door with his cock his hand,
dripping precum. Can I have a piece of that.

	While still hanging out of his buddies ass, he broke a piece
off and hand it to the guy. The guy took it and sniffed it and sucked
on it like a drumstick and smashed the rest in his palm and began
lubing his cock with it. He spread the brown lube over the entire
length of his monster cock and jacked it making squishing sounds.

	Don't let me stop you finish eating, please. He returned to
his buddies ass and opened his hole with his sticky shit coated
fingers and pulled the rest out his ass. He caught the remaining
length of it in both his hands. It was long and very hard. His buddy
turned around and said, "You like my present?" He held the shit up to
his god as if were an offering.

	And his buddy grabbed a chunk and said "Open up." He placed
the thick piece of shit between his lips and he stuck his tongue out
and licked it and sucked it into his mouth and just swallowed it this
time. Then his buddy broke off another piece and mashed it in his palm
and massaged it onto his freaks face, cheeks, forehead, chin, and
nose.

	As he continued to smear the shit on his face, he began to
greedily eat his buddies shit with two hands. The guy jacking his
cock off, started to shoot. His stuck three of his shit-sticky fingers
in the guy's mouth, while his thumb rubbed his hairy chin. The guy
shot his load all over his toilet's shit-coated face, while he
continued eating his buddy's shit and licking his fingers.

	Then his buddy forced his cock into his toilet's mouth and
shot a large snot glob of cum immediately followed by a thick copious
piss stream. His toilet moaned, mmmh mmmmh baby mmmh. His pissed so
hard in his toilet's mouth that it actually sounded like a real
toilet.

	When he was done, he ordered him to clean his fingers and then
to clean the other guy's cock. His tongue busily licked until all the
shit was gone, leaving only the aroma and residue. When he was done,
the guy said, "You must have held that one for a few days." "No, this
was a shit I took a couple of days ago. It was so pretty, I didn't
feel right about flushing it in the toilet, so I froze it and stuck it
up my ass before I left the office, just for my toilet."

	The guy left and he and his buddy went to the front. Behind
the counter was a hot blond guy with long hair. He looked like a
hippie/rocker. "I want you to meet my new toilet," his buddy said.
"Nice to meet you. Wow, that's a interesting tan you have on your
face." The three of them giggled.

	"So, did you guys have a good time? Come here and use this
towel behind here to wipe your face off."

	He went behind the counter and the guy said, "It's down there
underneath the counter." He looked but didn't see any towel.

	His buddy continued talking to him and the guy said, "I really
need to take a break, but I don't have anyone to watch the counter,
and I really need to take a shit." Toilet then fell to his knees and
pulled the hippie guy's cut off jean shorts off his smooth nut brown
ass and licked his ass, tasting his man sweat. "Ummmh, slurrrp,
sliccckkkkkkk, ummmh, ummmm, yeah. Gotta take a piss first." The
hippie guy spread his legs and toilet could see a long uncut hippie
cock hanging between his legs.

	"Suck my piss from behind, okay!!!" He put his head between
the guy's legs and cupped his mouth around his cock and he let out a
river of beer piss.

	His buddy continued to talking to the hippie and commented,
"Make sure you don't miss a drop. Damn, yeah drink my piss boy, been
waitin' ta piss all mornin' dude." He continued filling the toilet's
belly full of hippie piss and he didn't miss a drop. With his eyes
closed, he drank all the hippie piss and moaned, "Uummmmmmm." Then the
hippie man relaxed and pushed his shit out onto toilet's face while he
continued to drink his piss.

	"Sorry, wished I could've warned you." The shit was soft and
dropped out in little shrimp-like turds.

	He grabbed the shit from his eyes and held it in his hand
while he sucked the last drop of piss out his hippie cock. Then he
quickly cupped his lips around the hippie's ass. And the hippie took a
shit in his mouth. The shit plopped out of his ass, soft and mushy. It
was so soft, he just gulped it down as it fell into his mouth. This
hippie man had a pound of mushy shit to dump.

	And he dumped all of it in toilet's mouth while he talked with
his buddies and serviced customers. No one could see that he had no
pants on or that he was taking a shit in this guy's mouth. But the
room was filled with his offensive shit odor. He pushed down one more
time and said, "Shit ummmmm, I think that's it. Damm dude, I feel
betta. Now lick my asshole clean."

	Toilet licked the creamy brown shit out of his hole swallowing
after mingling it with saliva. And he took an occasional bite from the
first load in his hand. Still got some left. Hippie turned up the
sound system as it blasted, Mortal Kombat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toilet handed hippie a little of the shit and hippie sniffed it said,
"Damn dude, that shit stinks man." With three fingers he fed the shit
to toilet. Toilet licked hippie's finger clean and returned to his
ass. Toilet made sure the inside of hippie's hole was clear of shit
and then he tongue bathed hippies brown pucker.

	After he was done cleaning hippie's ass and his fingers, he
undid hippies black high top converse sneaker. He remember the funky
aroma when he first got on his knees and didn't want to pass up a good
foot session. Ah dude, those puppies are ripe man, haven't washed them
in a few days, been up for three days partying, and I haven't taken
them off.

	When he took the sneakers off, the room filled with his ripe
funky feet odor. He pressed he large foot up to his face and under his
nose, he exhaled then inhaled, exhaled then inhaled. This always
insured him of getting a nose full of aroma. Hippie's feet were funky
just the way he liked them. He sucked between hippie's toes, licked
his soles.

	Then he lay with his back to the floor and hippie stepped on
his face, rubbing his eleven inch flat feet across toilet's face,
chest and crotch. Hippie started jacking his cock as this was another
of his favorite pleasures, having a foot freak servicing his funky
feet. He stuck his toes in toilet's mouth while his other foot was
holding toilet's neck down firmly. Lick those toes dude, get em' all
slimy so I can put my sneaker back on invite you over later to service
them again.

	Toilet got up and said, "Cool dude, let's go." "Where are you
going, get back down and suck this cock, smell tha funky face of your
dude." He got back on his knees and sat ass to the floor in front of
hippie and gobbled that fat hippie uncut cock down his throat. Then
hippie pulled his cock out and stretched his the thick skin on the tip
and said, "Put your tongue in there and lick my cheese you fucking
toilet breath freak." He lick his smegma filled thick skin, tongue
swirling around inside getting all the funky cheese. Then he forced
his bulging hippie cock down his throat and fucked his face roughly.
Toilet's head was bumping against the shelf. Finally he exploded in
toilet's mouth and said, "Don't swallow it."

	He filled toilet's mouth with tons of hippie cum. He kneeled
down and stuck his tongue in toilet's mouth and slurped and sucked his
hippie cum out of his mouth and swished it in his mouth back and
forth, then drew up some snot. Then he pushed toilet on his back to
the floor and held his arms down and spit his cum, snot, and saliva
into toilet's mouth.

	Then he quickly stuck his right foot into his mouth, swirled
his toe in the drool and cum. Damn dude that is so fuckin' hot!! His
cock was once again hard and he began jacking it like a wild hippie
fuck. He then turned around a squatted over toilet's mouth and took
another shit into his mouth, real mushy just like before.

	Before he knew what was happening, his suit wearing buddy was
pissing on his hippie's ass while he farted and shit a mushy pile of
shit into toilet's mouth. The combination of shit and piss made a
yellow-brown drool drip from the sides of his mouth and onto the
floor. He drank piss and swallowed the hippie's shit as fast as he
could. But the piss was so much that the shit turned into liquid.
Hippie sat on his face and rubbed his shitty ass back and forth across
his nose mouth, eyes, and chin. Fuckin' A toilet dude, I'm gonna shoot
again, open that toilet mouth, he turned around and forced his cock
down toilet's throat and fucked his shit and piss filled mouth. Slsssh
sloossshhhh, he violently fucked his face and pulled out, then shot
his load onto toilet's tongue.

	Then he sucked the cum off his tongue, rolling it around in
his mouth he spat it back into toilet's mouth and toilet swallowed it
all.

	"Damn dude, you fuckin' kinky ain't ya? Let's get together
later and get wild and stupid. There's a couple of guys that have been
looking to party with a nasty toilet like you."

	Toilet lay in a puddle of piss and shit licking his lips. Then
he lay face down and sucked and licked up all the piss and shit on the
floor. Hippie and his buddy looked on and said, "Yeah dude we have to
party later, definitely."