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             Get ready for the longest disclaimer ever seen! [grin]

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   you are probably too young to read this document.

2) should not be easily offended by explicit descriptions of sexual contact.

If you still wish to proceed, you do so at your own risk.  The author, posting
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I have resolved to offend the Religious Right AKA 'The Immoral Minority', er,
the 'Moral Majority' at every possible opportunity.  They are a blight on the
landscape, purveyors of hatred and prejudice, and a threat to the Constitution
of the United States.

If you are a member of this group, BLOW ME!  Censorship of ANY kind is
pornography!

If you have come this far and aren't planning on burning me at the stake, you
may now proceed to the story.

Couple more items of interest:

1) I didn't write this story.  I DID edit it from it's original form with the
   author's permission and blessing as it was riddled with spelling,
   punctuation, and grammatical errors.  I'm certainly NOT an English major,
   however, so I'm certain you will still encounter a few mistakes.  In the
   process of editing I also took the liberty to reword and remove some of the
   awkward phrasing while doing my best to retain the intent of the original
   sentence/paragraph.  The Mad Ranter has read and approved the final draft.

2) The intellectual property of 'The Balance Of Pink Power' belongs solely to
   'The Mad Ranter' and only to him.  Please honor our work and don't alter it,
   ok?  While we don't mind folks correcting our spelling and punctuation, I
   have phrased things the way that I have for a reason and with the full and
   expressed permission of the original author.

3) This document has been carefully prepared using only standard ASCII
   characters.  Please do NOT re-post it in, for instance, Micro$oft Word or
   some other format that isn't readily readable by anyone with ANY computer.
   ASCII is universal [something that Micro$oft doesn't seem to understand],
   which leads me to point 5.

4) Please do NOT paste it into Microsoft EMailer to re-post this story: that
   crappy piece of beta-trash adds =, =20, =94, =95, and a few other characters
   in place of carriage returns, line feeds, smart quotes, and who knows what
   else. Only it will read the document correctly as, once again, Micro$oft
   rejects an existing standard and tries to shove one of their own making down
   our throats. If you ARE using this piece of crap, I suggest you get YA
   NewsWatcher for the Mac or Free Agent for Windows - both are
   shareware/freeware and are full featured yet easy to use.

You guessed it - I'm not a fan of Bill Gates or Micro$oft. [grin]

I guess I should give credit to Saban Entertainment and especially Haim Saban.
They/he had the insight to put $1.50 behind a bad Japanese chop-saki TV show
and through the same kind of brilliant marketing strategy that sold Windows '95
as an operating system, they/he sold this crapola as a polished product, making
millions in the process.

[scary thought: the kids that watch Power Rangers today are the Micro$oft
customers of tomorrow!  After all, if they believe in the Power Rangers you
KNOW they'll believe Bill's horseshit lies. Recycling Bin indeed!]

                          bamurphy@primenet.com (Murf)

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This story contains m/F, cons, morphing sex organs, mast, gay [not graphic],
b&d, snuff, ....hell, the only things it DOESN'T have is incest.

'Something for everyone!  A comedy tonight!' ["A Funny Thing Happened On The
Way To The Forum"]

[Note from the author: no attempt has been made to 'introduce' you to the
characters.  This story assumes you are fully aware of the characters in the
Power Rangers series]

                          "The Balance Of Pink Power"
                                       by
                                 The Mad Ranter

It was a warm and sunny afternoon in Angel Grove, California.  Hell, it was
ALWAYS warm and sunny: that was one of the things that was driving her NUTS!
Even though it would mean leaving the Power Rangers and most of all her beloved
Tommy, Kimberly wanted the fuck OUT of Angel Grove.  She was sure that it was
the most BORING place on the entire planet!

She had dressed in a sprayed-on pink body suit to work through her routine.
Kim was really looking forward to the upcoming trip to the Olympics training
center in Colorado where she was going to try and qualify for the balance beam
['Ahh, Colorado!', she thought.  'Wide open spaces, cool crisp air you can't
see, and WEATHER!'].  She'd trained for years in school and, considering the
average age of the other contestants, this would be her last chance: as it was,
she was nearly 5 years older than her peers.

Kim was 5' 4" of pure muscle.  Between her gymnastics and her duties as a Pink
Ranger, she was in excellent shape.  Unlike most good gymnasts, she had
medium-sized breasts, but otherwise she fit the mold.  Her waist was narrow,
her ass a delight, and her legs AWESOME!  There wasn't an ounce of fat on her
entire body.

Flitting across the balance beam, her feet lightly touching it like a ballet
dancer, she worked her way through her routine, her mind wandered to Tommy and
his monster schlong.  That was going to be the only bad thing about going to
Colorado. She paused for a second to screw down her concentration just a little
more, locked her arms at her sides, took 2 steps, and sprang into a forward
somersault.

Her feet missed the beam as they came around and she found herself laying
face-down on the mats.  She felt dizzy and a wet spot appeared between her legs
staining her body suit.

"Damn!", she thought as she heard a muffled pop and the gush of fluid dowsing
her leggings. She'd have to get another spooge injection from Tommy now if she
wanted to continue her practice session.

'Huh?', you say.

Let me explain.

Before Kim and Tommy started having sex, the ONLY time she was graceful was
when she morphed into the Pink Ranger. Kimberly couldn't walk over a smooth
surface without tripping and falling.  Yupper, that lithe, graceful creature
that you now see before your eyes couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time
without tripping and falling as she bit her tongue.

Then it happened.  

Late one afternoon about 6 months before, she and Tommy were working out in the
weight room.  She didn't need weight training: she was one of those lucky ones
that never needed to diet or exercise.  She just wanted to be near Tommy and
working with the massive weight machines required no grace on her part.

Kim gazed upon Tommy with lust in her eyes and a moistening in her loins. He
was a Senior as was she.  His 6'2" height was a mass of lean, solid muscle that
glowed with a sheen of sweat as he thrust the bar on the bench press machine up
and down, up and down.  The moistness in her pussy became a flow.  She felt
that old familiar feeling tugging at her loins and knew she needed some
release.  She'd had many lovers, but had always dreamed they were Tommy as
their cocks would slide in and out of her assorted orifi.

She slid/fell off the leg machine and started to walk towards the girls locker
room where she could frigg herself to orgasm.  Swaying her hips in her most
seductive manner, she did her best to catch Tommy's eye.

He was oblivious: his martial arts training had taught him focus and
concentration.  All his attention was focused on his weights.

Kim took a circuitous route through the room so she would pass right by Tommy.
She was into a flowing rhythm, her hips swaying more and more the closer she
got to the object of her desires.  Everything was going perfectly; she knew
Tommy would notice her this time.

But remember: Kim is as clumsy as they get.  Her radically swaying hips began
to fall out of rhythm with her feet and started a counter-rhythm. Her hips had
once said 'SEX': now they said, "PASTA".

To make matters worse, lying unseen on the floor lay a tiny dust mote, waiting
to ruin the young lady's day.  Her toe made contact with the nearly microscopic
particle and she fell face-down into Tommy's crotch.

Her mouth had opened wide to scream but the fall had happened too fast and
unexpected.  Kim's face softened the fall; one soft lip landing on each side of
Tommy's semi-hard cock.  Ever the graceful lass as well as the proverbial
dumb-blonde-valley-girl, she tried to mouthe apologies with her face still in
Tommy's crotch.  All she managed to do was make some muffled noise and caress
his growing erection with her luscious lips.

Tommy's concentration broke with the blow to his crotch.  There was a momentary
stab of pain quickly followed by a glorious feeling that made his member swell.
Looking down to his crotch, he saw the unfortunate lass moving around on his
groin.  Being the responsible [trans: naive] clean-cut guy he was, he helped
her to her feet.

Conflicting looks passed her eyes: one was what you see when you take candy
from a child, the other one of rapidly growing embarrassment.  When her two
brain cells figured out what her mouth surrounded she decided then and there
she wouldn't take 'Huh?' for an answer this time.

The problem was, she could see the naivete on his face and knew this sexy
goodie-goodie would once again deny her his cock.  Her boiling loins found that
intolerable.

'Ok', Kim thought. 'Maybe I need to be a bit more direct.'

The clumsy lass swung her hand forward towards his crotch, but with her lack of
coordination, she ended up grabbing his arm instead.  Staring him straight in
the eyes she began to work her hand up and down his 'cock', thinking how thick
and long it was - she hadn't even found the head yet!

Tommy broke the embarrassed silence and asked, "What are you doing, Kim?" 

She looked down and realized she'd screwed up again.  At this rate she'd NEVER
get laid by Tommy!  Her mind worked furiously, trying to come up with a plan
that would ease the burning in her loins.

A lightbulb snapped on in her otherwise dim one-tracked mind.  She couldn't be
subtle with her stud muffin.  "Tommy, I need White Ranger Cock Power NOW!"

Tommy was still confused.  "Cock Power?  You know Zordon told us to never use
it unless we were......"

"Shut up and FUCK, Tommy!  Grab that Power Coin and morph your cock over here
NOW!"

Kim laid back on the bench, spread her legs wide, and fell off onto the floor.

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Empress Rita's voice was almost as pleasant and melodic as two cats fighting at
3AM.  "Would you believe that??  She's clumsy, only has two brain cells, and
he's so the only one in Angel Grove that she hasn't LAID!  He's so fucking
naive he probably thinks she's still a virgin!  So why can't we ever defeat
these idiots?", she demanded.  She had the telescope in one hand and Lord
Zedd's massive member in the other.  Her hand slid up and down his swollen
shaft as he fondled her breasts from behind, her conical bra pushed down about
her waist making it appear she had four tits.

The combination of Zedd's attentions, stroking his rigid member, and the steamy
scene unfolded before her eye, Rita was on fire.  The raging furnace in her
loins distracted her and she got out of sync with her hands.  Their duties were
now reversed: she was pumping the telescope and grabbed Zedd's balls to twist
them, 'adjusting the focus'.

"RITA!", Zedd howled as she tweaked his nuts hard [the focus didn't change!].
"Pay attention to ME! I am the ruler of the universe, not those two Power
Dorks!"

"Ok Zeddy.  I'm coming!"  She pried herself away from the telescope: she'd just
seen the Morphinominal size of Tommy's Power Cock and she nearly came just
thinking of having some of that for herself!

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Unlike Kim, Tommy had total control over his muscules.  He effortlessly picked
her up and gently lay her down on the bench still coated with his sweat from
the workout.  Being the model All-American-Boy, he ate right, got enough sleep,
and drank plenty of the right kind of fluids: his sweat had only the slightest
odor.  To Kim's nose it was sweet and sensual. She started undulating her
shoulders and spine on the sweaty surface, revelling in another of her lovers
juices.

She fell off the bench again.

Tommy quickly swept her off the floor and plunked her gently back on the bench.
"Sit still, Kim", he asked softly as he pulled off his shirt and quickly slid
his Speedo's to the ground.  His morphed cock almost took flight as it cleared
his skimpy spandex briefs.  It was as big around as Kim's wrist and two FEET
long!  His balls hung like twin billiard balls from a scrotum bigger than most
of her purses.

Kim moaned, anticipating how good that monster was going to feel sliding in and
out of her well-lubed pussy.  She quickly pulled her shorts off and spread her
legs: she had only her body suit on and it had a hole in the crotch.  No, it
wasn't just because she was a wanton woman.  Every time she'd worn that body
suit in the past she'd forgotten to take it off BEFORE she peed, so her mom had
cut and sewn that lovely easy-access hatch, making it unnecessary for Kim to
have to remove the suit before peeing.  Now there was an added bonus
[pronounced BONE-us] to the slit!

Tommy was always amazed at his Ranger-enhanced hardon: when he used the Power
Coin to give him Ranger cock power, it would make his normal 6" penis swell to
it's current immense size.  The standing joke has always been mens penis'
[penii?] have a brain unto themselves: Tommy's DID have a brain after the
morph.

Tommy's boner 'sniffed' around until it sensed Kim's flowing juices.  He was
always amazed by it's unerring sense of direction.  True, it was two FEET long,
but proportionally it looked just like nearly every other erection on the
planet.  No eyes, no ears, no nose, yet his moisture seeking missile was more
accurate than the smartest of the weapons the US Military had yet to devise.

Following his cock's lead, he walked towards Kim, her eyes growing wider and
wider as she began to regret asking Tommy to morph.  His woody was now a
redwood and half-again as thick as the huge 'novelty' dildo her friends had
bought her for her 16th birthday [they had never intended that she actually USE
the huge shaft, but curiosity got the better of her and now she can't satisfy
herself with anything smaller.  At least childbirth should be easier for her
when the time comes].

His cockhead touched the gaping maw of Kim's oversized pussy.  As it slowly
entered her dripping snatch, Kim moaned in delight.  She was stretched to the
limit, but no painfully so.

Fully aware how huge his cock had become and being a politically correct
teenager, his concern showed in his voice as he asked, "Are you ok, Kim?"

She gasped out, clenched her teeth and growled, "Shut up and fuck!"

Tommy shrugged his shoulders and eased his cock deeper in her, steadily pushing
forward until his huge member butted up against her cervix.  This is what he
hated about morphing his cock to it's current dimensions: he loved the feel of
his balls slapping against his lovers asses, their soft glutimus providing a
maximus backstop for his pounding.  In his present state, he had to be
constantly on guard, ever vigilant of the depth he was penetrating his lover,
else he could end up fucking her throat from the wrong end.

"GIVE ME MORE!", Kim yowled.  "I WANT MORE"

"I can't - I've hit bottom"

Something fuzzed into her brain - Zordon had mentioned that she could
morphologically enhance her cunt as well.  Her two lonely brain cells went into
overdrive and replayed the incident.

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"Rangers", Zordon began his lecture, "I have instructed Alpha to modify your
Power Coins so in the event of your capture you can enhance your sex organs."

"Why would we want to do THAT?", Ayisha asked, trying to act innocent all the
while thinking that it would be nice to have one of these otherwise cute white
boys hung like her black boyfriends.  She'd wanted to do Billy for a long time
now, but she could tell by the slight crease in his trousers that his cock
wasn't going to cut the mustard [or tuna, in this case].  Adam?  His Asian
bloodline showed in the width of his penis even though it was the 'standard' 6
inches.  Rocky she was sure was gay. Tommy, well, Kim would KILL her if she
tried to seduce the White Ranger.

"Long before your time, Zedd and Rita captured Manuel who was then the Green
Ranger.  They tortured him sexually.  Rita would give him head until his cock
was fully erect then Zedd would brutally whip the Green Ranger's erection until
it became flaccid.  This happened until Manuel could no longer get it up
because any touch, even that of Rita's experienced cocksucking, was too
painful.  They killed him and kept his Power Coin. It stayed in their hands
until Rita gave it to Tommy."

Tommy lowered his head in shame, remembering his induction as the Green Ranger.
Rita had seduced him with her wonderful sucking mouth and cunt, then cast her
spell on him, turning him against those whom he now was allied.

Zordon realized Tommy's distress and said, "Tommy.  You are now on the side of
right.  That is all that matters."

The rest of the Rangers gathered around Tommy and assured him that they
wouldn't know what to do without him now and all that tripe.  Billy, tho, still
harbored a grudge.  Tommy had kicked him in the balls during one of their
battles when he was against the rest of the Rangers and Tommy's cock had never
recovered: he was stuck with a 4" erection and balls the size of small marbles.
Outwardly, he was best friends with Tommy.  Inwardly, he knew he would get even
some day.

"So tell us more about this new power, Zordon", asked Kim eagerly. Anything to
do with her body and sex took precedence over everything else.

"When you male Rangers - with the exception of Billy - morph your cocks, they
will grow to 4 times their normal size.  Billy, since the 'accident', will have
to grow more, so his modification takes his member to 6 times it's normal size.
That means all the male Rangers will have 24 inch cocks."

'That's it', thought Billy, his face showing none of the seething anger and
embarrassment he felt after Zordon publicly humiliated him by reminding the
rest of the Rangers of his tiny cock.  'Zordon's on my hit list NOW!'  Ayisha
and Kim only looked at him with a look that said they were sorry but it was
also obvious that he would never get laid by either of the sexy babes.

Rocky swished to the front of the group and asked Zordon, "So I'm confused: how
will that help us defend against Rita and Zedd?"

"When Rita gives you head and you cum, your ejaculate will spew out at such
pressure that it will act like a stream of bullets.  Rita loves to have her
victims shoot their seed all over her face and boobs.  Your come would lance
through her body like a hot knife in butter, taking care of her for once and
for all."

"Will it also work on Zedd?", Rocky enquired, a distant look in his eyes and a
small smile on the gay youth's lips.

Sighing, Zordon replied, "Yes, Rocky, it will work on Zedd and Goldar as well."

"What about Kim and me?", asked Ayisha.  "We come but not that way."

"I haven't forgotten you, Yellow Ranger, or the Pink Ranger.  Your cunt, mouth,
and ass sphincter muscles will be enhanced until they are like bands of spring
steel, able to stretch from a tiny pinhole to a foot in diameter.  Zedd has
always dreamed of doing a Yellow or Pink Ranger, but thankfully he has never
captured one long enough to try.  If he does capture you, you let him stick his
cock into one of your orifices then when he is fully inside, tighten your
muscles and squeeze him until his voice changes.  If he's in your ass or your
mouth, you can shrink it so small that it will be pinched completely off!"

Kim looked at Ayisha and they both giggled.  The boys' reaction was a bit
different.  There was no love lost for Zedd but being fellow males, they
quickly covered their groins and groaned in agony, just thinking of such a
castration.

"Also with this enhancement you can help service the male Power Rangers safely.
Once morphed, the Power Cocks can only be returned to normal AFTER they have
spent their seed", Zordon concluded.

Kim looked at Ayisha again. The Yellow Ranger had the same dreamy look on her
face.  An erotic shudder passed through their bodies as they thought of taking
on their male counterparts's two foot long schlongs.

The Command Center's air scrubbers went into overdrive, trying to rid the air
of the smell of teenage tuna.  [Was that what Ivan Ooze smelled when he said,
"What's that foul stench?  I smell TEENAGERS!"]

[Unbeknownst to the others - Zordon included - Rocky later talked Alpha into
adding in the asshole and mouth morph mods to all the male Rangers' Power
Coins.  He wanted to be the fucker or the fuckee in ANY encounter. He
especially wanted to do the White Rangers tight asshole.  It was no accident
that when they went into battle Adam was always behind Tommy so he could stare
at the White Ranger's ass in that tight Ranger suit!]

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                             [continued in part 2]

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                                   . . . . .

Another similarity is that Rush Limbaugh and Barney are both purple, or would
be if someone had the good sense to wrap some piano wire around Rush's neck!

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