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Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories
Subject: THEMENITE-EXHIBITIONISM "Walmart" www.nastystories.com
Date: Sat, 05 Apr 1997 21:42:54 GMT
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Cindy, the Walmart Freak
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And now, the continuing adventures of
----Cindy, the Wallmart Greeter with the Clap!----
A radiodrama
scene:
Dave's Radio
Cindy: Hello, and welcome to Walmart. Ya' know, I've got the clap
(many billions and billions of customers pass by)
she repeats her first line as a number of people equal to three
times the population of the Earth pass by her.
Cindy: Boy, am I glad I am a Walmart greeter. But somehow, there
must be more to life.
Phyllis (another Walmart Greeter): I am here to relieve you
Cindy: Thanks. But Phil, don't you think there is more to life.
Phyllis: Yes, that's why I had a sex change
Cindy: I would never do that to my self
Phyllis: Neither would I, that is why my girlfriend did it for me.
Cindy: Say, I wonder what is going on in Dave's office now.
Phyllis: Probably some asshole making love to a stiff
Cindy: Did it ever occur to you that I might be the only Walmart
greeter with the a social disease.
Phyllis: Well, when I was in the middle of my sex change...
Cindy: Yes....
Phyllis: It occurred to me then.
song: I remember having a sex change and thinking about Cindy's
illness -I've got two legs from my hips to the ground and when
they move I walk around
Phyllis: Lets stop singing
Cindy: My god... you cured my disease
Phyllis: What disease
Cindy: I'm sorry, I think I shoot the typis...
Phyllis: Missed
Cindy: How about Sam Walton?
Phyllis: He caught his social disease from group sex with Merve
Griffin, and Ross Perot
Bob: Hi girls....
Phyllis: Get lost creep....
Bob: Why...
Phyllis: Because you a stupid, ignorant person with a brain and a
penis that resembles jello.
Bob: But at least I don't have a disease
Cindy: Hey Bob, want to prove that?
Bob (efminant voice): Hey, I don't have a nudity clause in my
contract
Cindy: Whose gonna know? This is radio.
Bob: I am not taking off my clothes.... Phyllis!
Phyllis: I am naked, no-one can see me, in my beautiful splendor
Bob: That's disgusting
Phyllis: You know, one part of me is getting very, very, very
moist.
Bob: You slut... and get out from under that garden hose
Phyllis: But it is the only way I can get moist because I had the
discount sex change at Johns Hopkins
Cindy: People, don't you realize that this is alt.sex.stories
Bob: Well, it is better than Discipling Your Step-Daughter
Cindy: Leave her out of it
Bob: The way you did that, with your cane...
Cindy: No that was the one about the naked highschool girls
Bob: But you still are naked.
Phyllis: Yes, isn't it wonderful
Cindy: Phyllis does have a point, I think I will get naked, too,
but this time I will ruffle some clothes.
(sound of clothes ruffling)
Bob: This is sick! You are both naked.
(millions of people reading the newsgroup cum)
Cindy: But isn't it nice
Bob: I thought you were talking about the meaning of life
CIndy: Well, I do have the clap
Bob: That isn't the meaning of life! It has to be something
philosophical, involving cumquots.
Cindy: Get a life, being naked on the radio is all the rage
Bob: All that is left is a lesbian sex scene
Cindy: That is sick
(Phyllis and Cindy make grunting noises nevertheless)
Bob: Get a life, do you realize that while you were spending all
this time performing, billions and billions of people went into
Walmart without being greeted!
Cindy: Bob, could you suck me?
Phyllis: On the radio.
Bob: No way in hell.
Phyllis: Admit it Bob, you would like to be naked...
Bob: Well I, (music climaxes)