From news.tue.nl!surfnet.nl!howland.erols.net!EU.net!uunet!news-in2.uu.net!nntp.earthlink.net!usenet Mon Oct 7 15:23:17 1996 Path: news.tue.nl!surfnet.nl!howland.erols.net!EU.net!uunet!news-in2.uu.net!nntp.earthlink.net!usenet From: The Bear <thkbear@earthlink.net> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories Subject: Catwoman - Double Standard 5/5 (mf ff nc bd) Date: 6 Oct 1996 04:23:03 GMT Organization: Earthlink Network, Inc. Lines: 135 Message-ID: <537c77$efd@bolivia.earthlink.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: max1-gg-ca-03.earthlink.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 1.1N (Macintosh; I; 68K) X-URL: news:alt.sex.stories Disclaimer: This story contains material of a sexual nature, and depicts graphic nudity, sex, and adult situations. If you are below the legal age to view such materials, please stop now. If you object to either sexual situations, or the depiction of cultural icons in such situations, stop reading now. If you choose to disregard this warning, you are about average. Catwoman, Batman, BatGirl, Two-Face, and Robin are trademarked and copyrighted by Detective Comics. Any commercial use of the names or likeness without the expressed written consent of DC is a violation of US Copyright law. Feel free to archive this for your personal use, but do not distribute, and do not charge for its use. Catwoman - Double Standard Chapter 5 Sensing victory, Two-face closed the gap screaming, "Heads and Tails!" as he charged, body-slamming his smaller opponent. Catwoman twisted with the impact as her heavier foe slammed into her, rolling his body across her hip and tossing him to the floor, 20 feet below. He struck the floor head first, and lay still in a heap against the wall. "Hmm", she muttered, seeing her adversary wrong end up. "Tails, I win." Dropping lightly to the floor, she prepared to wrap up her foe. Suddenly, he roared to his feet, murder in his eye and a 44 automatic in his hand. Both combatants froze as the room fell into shadow, and a dark form crashed through the high window. Continuing his motion, the caped figure executed a neat handspring and planted both feet into the horrified thug's face. Shifting his stance to a position between Catwoman and the fallen felon, Batman assumed his classic pose, hands on hips, with his cape billowing out behind. Police poured into the room moments later without ever seeing Catwoman, who was behind Batman's towering figure. "I don't know how we can thank you.", beamed chief O'Hara. "Faith, if it wasn't for you, the likes of Two-face here would run this city. But how did you find this place?" "The criminal mind follows its own twisted path. Hard work and constant vigilance are our only tools in unraveling that path", Batman intoned in his most serious voice. "Now wait just one minute.", uttered the furious Catwoman, trying to get around the caped figure. "I found these..." "Catwoman!", exclaimed the Chief. "You're in on this to? I might have known. It's back to jail for you." Batman turned to face the enraged tigress, keeping himself between her and the police. "Selena, please. I have my reasons.." "Reasons, hell.", she replied. "If you think you can just waltz in here and claim the credit like you did the last time, you can just forget it!" "Excuse us, chief." Wrapping one arm around the angry woman, Batman ushered her out of the room, and into a side chamber. It was Two-face's bedroom. "Ok, Bruce", she whispered in quiet fury. "What gives, and it better be good!" Batman seemed almost embarrassed. "Selena", he began, then corrected himself. "Catwoman, I'm sorry, but you really don't want to go out there and face the police and the press." "And why not?", she demanded. "You're not exactly dressed for a news conference", he explained. Catwoman looked down and realized that she was still naked. "Woops. You're right. I better find some clothes." "I'm not going to ask how you lost the ones you had.", he said coolly. Then his voice softened as he asked, "I am going to ask one thing. Are you all right?" "Why, Bruce, you do care about me.", she purred, sensing the concern in his voice. "Yes, I'm all right. Nobody did anything to me, though they certainly did try hard enough." Then pausing, she asked, "Is that why you and Robin took the credit from Batgirl and me for capturing Joker, Riddler, and Penguin?" "Of course. I wasn't about to let the you and Batgirl go out to meet the press when you were, ahem, out of uniform." Catwoman had been looking around as they spoke, and suddenly pounced on a slender band of dark bronze. Smiling, she lifted up the tool belt Sugar had taken from her earlier. Reaching into a cigar-sized tube in the back, she pulled out a small container of purple body paint, and began to apply it. "Are you serious?", Batman asked in shock. "Of course", smiled Catwoman as she spread a thin layer of color over her breasts. "My costumes always look like they were painted on anyway. Who'll know the difference." Checking herself in a mirror, front and back, she smiled at her handsome but conservative friend. "Don't worry. I'll get some real clothes later. I keep a spare suit in my car." Then looking thoughtfully at the red-faced hero, she relented. "Ok. No more teasing, at least for tonight. By the way, what are you doing tonight?" "The same as every night.", he replied. "Protecting the city from evil." "Well, want some company?", she asked innocently as she touched up the paint where it met the high leather boots she wore. "What about Robin?", he asked. "Hmmm. Maybe I can find a friend for him to˛, she purred thoughtfully. Picking up Two-facešs phone, she dialed Barbera Gordonšs number. ŗPurr-haps we can make it a double date?˛ End of Chapter 5 End of Story Replys Welcome The Bear thkbear@earthlink.net