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When we compared the police sketch with our own files, it was definitely her." replied Major Trevor. "What could be possibly build with that? It's just....junk." questioned Diana Prince. "I don't know. She was last seen near the Saluz Health Spa, out west near Los Angeles. Pack your bags, Diana, you leave this afternoon." "Thanks, Steve. We'll get her this time." smiled Diana as she left the office. Hours later Diana checked in her room at the Saluz Health Spa, where she met the owner and propeitor of the establishment, Miss Millie. "You are so glamorous and beautiful, Miss Prince. Why would want to visit here for weight loss?" asked Miss Millie as she escorted Diana to her room. "Oh, just for a change of scenery, I suppose. A little exercise can't hurt." smiled Diana. "Very nice. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Goodbye." replied Miss Millie as she left Diana, who removed her glasses and let her hair down and began to undress. Miss Millie was swearing to herself down the hall. "Curse my luck! The American superheroine Wonder Woman is here! She must know that I've been sending American military secrets to Mussolini! Lonnie! Bonnie!" yelled Miss Millie. "Yes, Miss Millie?" replied the two. "Go to Miss Prince's room and give her....the wrap to neutralize her until I decide what to do with her." sinisterly said Miss Millie. "At once, Miss Millie." replied the two. Meanwhile, Diana had undressed and let her long black hair down. Wearing a set of black, lacy bras and panties, she was resting quietly on her bed. The door knocked. "Who is it?" asked Diana. "Hello?" asked Diana again. The door was immediately unlocked with a master key, revealing Lonnie and Bonnie who darted toward Diana. Lonnie immediately tackled Diana onto the bed, pinning her down. "What are you doing????! What the-!!!! Lemme go!" struggled Diana. "Now, Bonnie!" yelled Lonnie. Bonnie unraveled a sheet of green herbal gauze. Grabbing Diana's legs, she started to wrap the herbal gauze around her legs at her ankles and began working her way up past the knees and then her upper legs. Lonnie then rolled to the side and grabbed hold of Diana's arms, pinning them at her sides. "Stop it! Let me go!" angrily yelled Diana. Bonnie finished wrapping up Diana's legs and began wrapping the herbal gauze around Diana's arms at her hips, then reaching up to her elbows, then her shoulders, until finally stopping around her neck, tying off the restricting and restraining herbal cocoon Diana was encased in; only her bare feet and head protuded out of the cocoon. "Nice job, Bonnie. Very quick." complimented Lonnie. "Why am I tied up like this? I haven't done anything. Let me go!" yelled Diana as she struggled against the herbal wrap. "Stop playing innocent, Wonder Woman. We know who you really are." muttered Bonnie. "You think you can just barge in here and wrap me up like some mummy????" sarcastically replied Diana. "Yes." smiled Lonnie and she gagged Diana with a black silk scarf. "What now?" asked Bonnie. "We wait until Miss Millie decides what to do with her. She's not going anywhere." laughed Lonnie as they two left the room. "MMMMMPH! MMMMMMMHN!" yelled Diana as she struggled against her herbal bonds. Suddenly, the door entered again, and this time it was a maid who entered. "Hello, what have we here? Oh my! Miss Millie's done my work for me, say no more, say no more, nudge nudge?" replied the maid with a pronounced British accent. Diana gave the woman a rather perplexed look. "I'm sorry. My name's Jacklyn, but you will call me....Jack the Tickler!" smiled Jacklyn. "Know what I mean, know what I mean? Say no more, say no more! Nudge nudge!" replied Jacklyn as she began to tickle Diana's bare feet. "MMMMMMMMPH! MMMMMMRGHHH! MMMMMMMMMMPH!" laughed Diana as she squirmed on the bed against the tickling. "Well, now. Now to get down to business......" smiled Jacklyn. MEANWHILE......ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE SALUZ HEALTH SPA "Are you sure she is here Ilsa?" "Yes, Shauna. I've been following her since she left the airport. Wonder Woman/Diana Prince is in that place." "Does this change our mission?" asked Shauna Vunderkind. "Of course not! The British government is paying us well to dismantle Miss Millie's covert operations. Wonder Woman's presence only makes it more pleasurable for the both of us......" evily laughed Fausta. "Come, let's get to work." Chapter 2 "MMMMPH!" yelled Diana against the silk gag as Jacklyn continued to tickle her bound, bare feet. Diana began panting heavily and her lungs and chest felt like they were about to explode. "Surprised to see me, Wonder Woman? Good. Because like the Spanish Inquisition, no one expects the fury of JACK THE TICKLER!" said Jacklyn as she tickled Diana's feet some more. "MMMMMMMRGH! MMMMMMMRGH! MMMPH!" yelled Diana as she struggled against the tight, herbal gauze cocoon bonds. Jacklyn grinned evily. "Well, my dear, I suppose it is only fair to tell you of your fate. At first I was going to tickle you to death, but to destroy such beauty is too great a sin for me. I suppose the Nazis will have to hire someone else to do their dirty work. I guess I'll just have to tickle you some more...." laughed Jacklyn as she tickled Diana's feet again despite her squirming and kicking to get free. The herbal wrap held and tightened against her body. Jacklyn overheard the doorknob turn. "Uh-oh, better hide!" she said to herself as she hid underneath the bed. Entering was Miss Millie with her two accomplices, Lonnie and Bonnie. "Good work, girls. I think I have a special way to dispose of Wonder Woman." sinisterly replied Miss Millie as Lonnie and Bonnie picked up Diana's cocooned body. They carried Diana through a maze of corridors and hallways, until finally reaching a small steam room. Laying Diana on the floor, the three left. "Come on girls, there's some last minute things to do before we dispose of her. She's not going anywhere...." gloated Miss Millie. The warm steam made Diana begin to sweat, but more to her advantage was its effect on the herbal wrap binding her. The herbal gauze began to loosen and weakened with the increased and humidity, enabling Diana to slip her arms out of the tight skin tight herbal cocoon. Removing the gag, Diana said, "Whew! I'm glad that's over with! Now to get out this mess...." as she slipped her body out of the cocoon. Spinning in a circle and a flash of light and crack of thunder later, Diana Prince emerged as Wonder Woman. Miss Millie and her two accomplices returned to the steam room, only to find Wonder Woman. "Oh, no! NO!" yelled a panicky Miss Millie. "Lonnie! Bonnie! Stop her!" exclaimed Miss Millie as she fled the scene. Lonnie and Bonnie charged Wonder Woman, only to be knocked senseles within a few seconds. With the remaining gauze, Wonder Woman quickly tied up the twosome back to back and left them struggling outside in the hallway. Pursuing Miss Millie, Wonder Woman entered a dimly lit room. Suddenly, a puff of pink smoke loomed in her face. Wonder Woman coughed and felt her body grow heavy as she collapsed onto the floor fast asleep. "That was a close one. It's time for Miss Millie to take matters into her own hands!" replied Miss Millie as she removed Wonder Woman's power belt and bracelets. Miss Millie picked up Wonder Woman's sleeping body and laid her across a bed. Grabbing some silk ropes, Millie quickly tied Wonder Woman's hands behind her back and then bound her feet together. Placing Wonder Woman perfectly flat on her back on the bed, Millie proceeded to strap and tie Wonder Woman down with several feet of more silk rope. "There now. Nice and cozy. Now to finish her once and for all!" said Miss Millie to herself as she placed a series of mini vibrators within the blue and white starred satin portion of Wonder Woman's costume, around her clitoris and vagina, some within he vagina itself. Afterwards she placed two robotic hands on Wonder Woman's breasts, and then activated the machine. The robot hands began to gently caress and massage Wonder Woman's firm yet soft breasts while the min vibrators went to work, vibrating against Wonder Woman's vagina and rubbing her clitories. Wonder Woman began to stir. "Mmmmmmm.....Ohhhhhhh...." said Wonder Woman as she awoke and found herself firmly bound. "What is going on here?! Untie me!" authoritatively said Wonder Woman. "Not a chance. You're not so powerful without your power belt are you?" gloated Miss Millie. "Now, it is only fair that I should tell you how you will meet your demise. The machine is what I call, Millie's titillator. It feels good, doesn't it?" "No, it does NOT!" replied Wonder Woman, resisting telling the truth as the robot hands continued the massage her breasts. "You never were good as lies, Wonder Woman. At any rate, it feels wonderful now, but when the switch the machine to full power, the titillator to put you through orgasm over orgasm until you die of your own ectasy! It will a sweet and painless death...." laughed Miss Millie as she raised the machine to full power. "OOOOOH! Oh my! That does feel rather nice....." smiled Wonder Woman. "What am I saying??? I have to break free before this lunatic kills me! Unnnh! These ropes are so tight, can't move..." thought Wonder Woman to herself as she panted heavily in ectasy. "OOOOOH! OOOOOOH! UUUUUNNNNH!" moaned Wonder Woman in ectasy as she continued to struggle against the ropes. Chapter 3 "OOOH! UUUUUUNH!" moaned Wonder Woman as the titillator continued its course, fondling her breasts while the vibrators induced orgasm after orgasm in Wonder Woman's body. "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOH! YES! YES!" exclaimed Wonder Woman as the titillator started to overload and short out. "What! What are you doing? You're overloading my machine!" roared Miss Millie angrily. Before Miss Millie could vent any more frustrations the machine reached critical mass, exploding and falling apart onto the floor. "Curse you! Curse you Wonder Woman!" angrily yelled Miss Millie as she removed the mini vibrators and robot hands from Wonder Woman's body. "Have you any idea how long I was planning your demise this way?! You overloaded my titillator! Have you no shame????!!!!!" "Calm down, Miss Millie, you could use a nap right now." said a voice from behind as an ether soaked handkerchief covered Miss Millie's nose and mouth. Seconds later Millie was fast asleep in the arms of none other than JACK the TICKLER. "Oh, no!" winced Wonder Woman as she began struggling against the ropes. "Oh, yes! Twice in a row! I don't think I'll be able to practice any of my rope work on you at this rate!" smiled Jacklyn as she quickly tied Millie's hands behind her back and feet in a rapid hogtie, leaving her bound on the floor. "Tickle, tickle, tickle...." laughed Jacklyn as she started tickling Wonder Woman's breasts. "No! Stop! Please, whatever you do, don't tickle me with my golden belt!" exclaimed Wonder Woman. "What a good idea!" replied Jacklyn as picked up Wonder Woman's belt, placing in her lap. With a sudden surge of super strength, Wonder Woman instantly broke the ropes that bound her hands. Grabbing her power belt, Wonder Woman began ripping off the ropes. Jacklyn slowly walked back in complete shock as Wonder Woman placed her bracelets back on her wrists. Jacklyn pulled out an automatic pistol and fired two bullets, which were easily deflected by Wonder Woman. Before Jacklyn could turn and run, Wonder Woman threw her magic lasso around her, restraining the British outlaw. "Who are you?" assertively said Wonder Woman as she used the compulsive force of the magic lasso. "My...name's....Jacklyn....Sterling.....I....was sent....to...kill....you... by....the....Nazis...." replied Jacklyn. "What do you know about Fausta and her sister?" asked Wonder Woman. "I....don't...know...where....they are....but....they're....is....in...this. resort...." replied Jacklyn as she fell asleep under the effects of the magic lasso. Wonder Woman left Jacklyn asleep on the floor as she left the room, looking for the dreaded Vunderkinds. Soon after she left a woman dressed in a nurse uniform awakened Miss Millie and untied her. "Miss Millie, are you all right?" asked the woman. "Connie! I'm glad to see you! Have you freed Bonnie and Lonnie?" "Yes. But the front doorman said that he spotted the Ilsa and Shauna Vunderkind! They're here!" excitedly said Connie. "Excellent! We can neutralize Wonder Woman and turn in the Vunderkinds! I'll receive rewards from both of the Axis powers at once! Summon the guards, we must find them!" hastily said Miss Millie. "What about her?" asked Connie, pointing at Jacklyn. "Who cares! I never saw her before." replied Miss Millie as she left with Connie. Soon after Miss Millie left plotting her next strategem, a man dressed in black entered the room and awakened Jacklyn. "Jacklyn! Sister! Wake up! You're in great peril!" Jacklyn slowly stirred. "Who-? Cleese? What are you doing here?" asked Jacklyn as she got on her feet. "We must escape! Wonder Woman is on the loose and so are the Vunderkind sisters! Miss Millie is calling in all her security to neutralize them. The getaway car is outside! Hurry! You're in great peril!" exclaimed Cleese. "NO! I can stop them! All of them! They're only a hundred of them guards!" Cleese grabbed Jacklyn by the arm as they forced walked down the halls. "No, no. It's much too perilous." replied Cleese. "No! Really! So what if Wonder Woman can bend steel in her bare hands! I can stop her, really!" "Nope, sorry, that's much too perilous." replied Cleese as the two entered the car and quickly sped away from the scene. Meanwhile, Ilsa Vunderkind a.k.a. Fausta had made her way into the resort and health spa. "Wonder Woman is close. I can feel her...." replied Fausta as she opened a bottle of vitamins. "XT-19 super vitamn, do your work." said Fausta to herself as she swallowed one. Seconds later Fausta felt her strength, speed, and quickness increase ten fold. "The power....the power...!" smiled Fausta as she boldy walked down the hallway. Three security guards spotted Fausta and attacked. One lunged foward only to be caught in mid air and thrown to ground. Another swung a punch and missed, receiving a knockout kick to the chest from Fausta. The third removed his billy club and attacked, only to be knocked senseless before he could attack. Minutes later Wonder Woman reached a large gymnasium that was totally empty. Seconds later Fausta arrived, pumped up and ready for a fight. "At long last, my worthy opponent, we meet as equals. Your strength from your belt, and my strength from my XT-19 vitamins." boasted Fausta as she strutted toward Wonder Woman. "Fausta...Please...I don't want to fight you....don't make me hurt you." replied Wonder Woman. "Do not make me laugh." snided Fausta as she lunged in for a quick punch. Wonder Woman quickly caught Fausta's fist in mid-flight, and then flipped her down onto some mats. "Fausta! Do NOT attack me. This is madness. I'm your friend! There's more to this than fighting!" reasoned Wonder Woman. "Spare me your words of peace, Wonder Woman. I am merely completing my quest. I defeated you a while ago, so we were even from our first confrontation. I now want to take the lead in our battles!" replied Fausta as she leaped into the air for a martial arts kick. Wonder Woman quickly dodged out of the way. Miss Millie and a dozen female guards arrived on the scene. Holding them back, Miss Millie replied, "Hold on, girls. We'll let the two beat each other senseless and pick up the pieces." Meanwhile, Shauna Vunderkind was making the finishing touches on her invention created from the stolen metal, glass, and wiring. "YES! YES! VICTORY IS IMMINENT!" exclaimed Shauna as the massive electric dynamo cannon powered up, teeming with energy. Within the gymnasium, the battle continued on between Wonder Woman and her bitter nemesis, Fausta. For every strike Faust made, Wonder Woman blocked, parried, or dodged; never striking back, trying to reason with her. Outside, Shauna aimed the cannon towards the Saluz Health Spa. "Goodbye, Mussolini! With heaven's thunder I stab at thee!" yelled Shauna as she fired the cannon, tearing a building in half. Within seconds of the first blast dozens of panicky guest fled the building toward their cars. "What was THAT???" exclaimed Wonder Woman. "THAT, my dear Wonder Woman, is our dream come to reality! A lightning cannon that will destroy Miss Millie covert operations once and for all! J. Edgar Hoover will be pleased with the results, and he pays well! Perhaps I WILL give him one of my dresses in good faith." gloated Fausta as she fled the scene. "Goodbye, Wonder Woman. You have treated me with honor and respect; for that I will aid your American cause against the Axis powers.....Farewell, my noble adversary." complimented Fausta as she dashed out the door. "CURSE YOU, WONDER WOMAN! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!" roared Miss Millie as she lunged toward Wonder Woman. Her guards, filled with panic over the explosion, had already left Miss Millie. "There's no time for that! We've got to get out of here!" exclaimed Wonder Woman as she caught Miss Millie in mid air and carried her out the exit as the Saluz Health Spa and Resort collapsed and buckled against the firepower of Shauna Vunderkind's thunder cannon. "NOOOO! MUSSOLINI WILL HAVE MY HEAD FOR THIS!" sobbed Miss Millie. "All right, Wonder Woman, you win. I and my accomplices surrender. I confess. We've been secretly sending military data to the Axis powers." "Don't worry." replied a conciliatory Wonder Woman. "The government will give you asylum if you help us. And if the Axis wants to strike at you, they'll have to get through me first." said Wonder Woman. Miss Millie gave a relieved smile as the police arrived. Meanwhile, Ilsa and Shauna Vunderkind were driving away from the scene. "So, my sister, how was your battle with Wonder Woman?" asked Shauna. "A stalemate, I'm afraid. She is an honorable person who I now hold dear. Out of respect I will assist the Americans. And you? I trust the thunder cannon worked." said Fausta. "Yes, but I only got one shot before the entire cannon collapsed into molten metal and glass. It is entirely indistinguishable from a pile of junk now." confessed Shauna. "Worry not. There's a lot waiting for us out there, Shauna." "Well, then, we better not keep them waiting!" smiled Shauna as they sped off into the horizon. EPILOGUE.....DAYS LATER "Incredible! Simply incredible! The information that Miss Millie gave us will cripple the Axis powers in no time! Simply incredible!" happily said Major Trevor. "Yes, Steve, we were very, very lucky." smiled Yeoman Prince. "What will happen to Miss Millie now?" "She's been given a new name and is right now living nicely in California. Too bad about the Vunderkinds getting away, though." said Major Trevor. "Oh, I don't think we'll need to worry about them." smiled Diana. SOMEWHERE AT A SECRET BASE...... "Yes, who is there?" "Hello, Mr. Einstein. I am Miss Ilsa Vunderkind and this is my sister, Shauna. I believe it is time we talked about your scientific theories and making them into reality......." THE END-THE REST IS HISTORY!