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Licking Reds (sci-fi)
By NADA (address withheld by request)

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"ZORD, WHAT KIND DO YOU LIKE?"

"WHAT'S LEFT ON THE MENU?"

"I GOT LOTS, YOU WANT, LETS SEE, RED, YELLOW, BROWN OR BLACK?"

"WHAT SIZE?"

"WELL I GOT EM' VERY SMALL, SMALL, MEDIUM, AND BIG."

"WHAT'S THE BEST SELLERS?"

"THE BIG ONES ARE AN ACQUIRED TASTE."

"YA, I TRIED ONE ONCE. NO THANKS."

"YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM , JUST LICK THE JUICE."

"I KNOW, I KNOW."

"GLEED, TRIED A BIG ONCE, HE SUCKED INSTEAD OF LICKED AND THE BIG ONE 
VIBRATED SO HARD IT FEEL ON THE DECK AND TRIED TO RUN OFF." 

"DID HE CATCH IT?"

"OH YA, THEY AREN'T VERY FAST."

"YOU KNOW FOR A SNACK SOME SEEM TO ENJOY IT." "YA, THIS VERY SMALL 
YELLOW HERE HOLDS ONTO MY LICKER WANTING ME TO KEEP LICKING AFTER THEY 
LOOSE FLAVOR, IT MAKES SUCH STRANGE NOISES." 

"IT HOLDS ON?"

"YA, IT SEEMS TO WANT ME TO LICK MORE, HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU."

"BOY, LOOK AT IT VIBRATE, IT LIKES IT. KEEP LICKING IT FOR A WHILE. LETS 
SEE WHAT IT'LL DO."

"HEY IT'S STICKING THE TIP OF MY LICKER INTO ITS ORIFICE. IT IS SMALL 
BUT THE TIP WILL FIT, I THINK. THERE'S A BLOCK INSIDE THE ORIFICE BUT IF 
I PUSH..A..LITTLE..AH, THERE SEE HOW DEEP MY LICKER CAN GO IN. IT'S 
MAKING A NOISE...NOW, LOOK!..SEE IT GRAB MY LICKER?"

"HEY YOU'RE RIGHT. GIVE ME THAT RED ONE. NO, THE MEDIUM ONE...THANKS. 
WIGGLEY THING..."

"LOOK AT THIS YELLOW, IT'S REALLY HAVING A FIT WITH MY LICKER."

"I'M TRYING TO..THERE IT GOES..I GOT MY LICKER INTO ITS ORIFICE."

"THE YELLOW ONE WON'T LET ME REMOVE MY LICKER FROM ITS ORIFICE."

"GEEZE..WATCH THIS RED JUMP AROUND WITH MY LICKER IN ITS ORIFICE."

"THIS IS FUN"

"YA, I'VE BEEN SUPPLYING THESE THINGS TO THE FOR MANY ROTATIONS AND I DO 
HAVE A BIT OF TROUBLE NABBING THEM."

"HOW DO YOU CATCH THEM?"

"WITH THE FLEET RULES ON SHOWING OURSELVES TO THE HERDS, I HIDE IN THE 
PLANT LIFE AND WHEN A SINGLE ONE MOVES BY I SNATCH IT." "HOW LONG DO 
THEY LAST IN CAPTIVITY?"

"I STILL HAVE THE FIRST ONE I GOT."

"WHAT DO YOU FEED THEM?"

"THEY CONSUME ANYTHING I GIVE THEM."

"THIS RED ONE HAS SLOWED TO A STOP. LOOK..IT HAS PUT MY LICKER IN ITS 
NOISE MAKING ORIFICE...ITS SUCKING ON IT..."

"I NABBED ONE, ONE TIME, WHEN I LICKED IT THE FIRST TIME A THING CAME 
OUT OF ITS ORIFICE THAT TASTED NASTY. I HAD TO SANITIZE THE CRITTER."

"HAVE YOU EVER TURNED ON YOUR UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR TO SEE IF THESE 
THINGS ARE

ANY KIND INTELLIGENT LIFE FORM?"

"YA..HERE LISTEN TO THEM.."

"#$%&^%$#$%&^%%^"

"HUMM..I DON'T KNOW THAT NOISE" "ME EITHER."

"HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR INVENTORY?"

"ABOUT 7X10+5"

"EVER TRIED TO EAT ONE?"

"YOU KNOW THE LAW ABOUT EATING OTHER LIFE FORMS."

"HOW ABOUT BREEDING WITH THEM?"

"I STUCK MY REPRODUCTIVE TUBE INTO THE FIRST ONE I GOT. BUT IT WOULDN'T 
FIT IN THE FEEDING ORIFICE BUT IT WANTED ME TO PUT IT IN THE ORIFICE 
THAT IS BETWEEN ITS APPENDAGES WHERE WE LICK. WHEN I GOT IT BIG, THEY 
CAN'T HANDLE THE SIZE I GUESS."

"DID YOU INJECT?"

"YA, JUST TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN."

"WELL?"

"SOME OF THE MEDIUM AND LARGE ONES LICKED IT OFF THE ONE I STUCK."

"STRANGE."

"BUT THEY TASTE GOOD WHEN YOU LICK THEM, I GOTTA GET TO MY WORK PLACE SO 
I FEEL YOU LATER."

"BURP!"