____________________________ | | /)| KRISTEN'S BOOKSHELF |(\ / )| DIRECTORIES |( \ __( (|____________________________|) )__ ((( \ \ > /_) ( \ < / / ))) (\\\ \ \_/ / \ \_/ / ///) \ / \ / \ _/ \_ / / / \ \ o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o The 'Bookshelf collection' offers a very wide variety of o o stories. They have been submitted by people from all over the o o world. Also from alt.sex.stories (Newsgroups). There is no o o particular order other than offering them to you in alpha- o o betical directories. o o I don’t believe in categorizing things. "I don’t want to o o be typed therefore I don’t type things myself." I think it’s o o a lot more fun to browse around and find 'little' surprises o o that you might not have even thought of looking for. o o Lest we forget!!! This story was produced as adult en- o o tertainment and should not be read by minors. Kristen o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o In the Cards (couples) by Anonymous Author (c) 1996 *** My wife is as avid an Alabama fan as I am a Tennessee fan. The Alabama VS Tennessee football game is always a tense time around our house. Tennessee has won the last few years and I haven't pushed it too much, because I knew that it would not last. Also, in the overall series Alabama is way ahead. This year my wife and I were separated when the game was played because of a situation beyond our control. I knew Alabama would slaughter Tennessee this year; Tennessee was having a terrible season, while Alabama was ranked # 2 in the country. When I talked with her on the phone I said, "Well, I challenge you to an Alabama VS Tennessee strip Gin Rummy card game. The Tennessee football team was slaughtered by Alabama, but this Tennessee boy can make you say 'GO VOLS'." My wife's reaction was both humiliating and exciting. When we finally got together and had the kids settled she said, "Let's go up to the bedroom; this Alabama female is going to stomp your male Tennessee ass in a game of strip Gin." The smile on her face and the wink of her eye told me that I was in for a rough game. My wife is really good at cards and can beat me most of the time. This was for the honor of Tennessee and I wanted to hear this avid Alabama fan say GO VOLS so I was going to try my hardest. The first hand was a quick one - Linda won. "Ok, big boy, off with the shirt. I want to look at that hairy chest." The second hand was the same. This time she said, "And the Tide Rolls On! Take off your pants. We're getting there fast, aren't we?" I won the third hand, which helped me regain some of my confidence and I said, " Now, the Tennessee male starts his comeback. Take off your shirt and I think you ought to have to take off the bra to, if you are wearing one so I can see your tities." She replied, "Since this is the only hand you are going to win I'll give you a break and take off my bra too. After all you are almost stripped; this next hand and you will be." I was still confident. My comeback was to be a short lived one as she easily won the next hand. Everything I played fit right into her hand. With a wink and a smile she said, "Now take off your panties, little man, and let me look at that dick. Do you want to play somemore?" I replied, as I took off my underpants, "But, I don't have anymore clothes!" Her reply was, "I know, the Tide has Rolled all over you, this has been a slaughter just like the football game. This next hand will be for your ass. Are you game?" I thought I might be able to win a few hands in a row and still pull off the win so I agreed. I lost this hand too. Linda laughed out loud, winked at me and said, "I've stripped you and now your ass is mine. I know you want to hear me say GO VOLS and I want to hear you say ROLL TIDE. Let's play one more hand. If I win you will say ROLL TIDE whenever I tell you to for the next week; if you win the same goes for me saying GO VOLS. You can deal. "I said, "Ok, the odds are in my favor and I would love to hear you say GO VOLS for a week." This hand lasted longer because she was holding everything in her hand. I discarded the card she was waiting for and she went out with a flourish. "I love this. I told you this Alabama female would destroy you. I even gave you two chances after you were stripped. Now say it." I reluctantly said ROLL TIDE. Linda said," What ? I can't hear you." So I said it louder. "Yeah, honey THIS TIDE JUST ROLLED ALL OVER YOU in cards now come over here and see how it's going to roll over you in another way. "With that, out went the lights and the tide rolled all over me again. It was all in the cards. IT_WAS_IN_THE_CARDS