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Friendly Tarts (FFF, lesbian, TV-parody)
By Mike Garvey


Monica was had some rhubarb-celery tarts baking in the oven 
when Phoebe told her the news. They started to burn and she had 
to scrap the batch. She was cradling the phone on her shoulder, 
trying to talk to Phoebe and clear the smoke at the same time. 
"When did you decide you were a lesbian, Phoebes?" screeched 
Monica, surprised as hell.

"Well," replied Phoebe, "It was, like, I was looking at Carol 
and stuff, and I was like, Wow! That's me!" 

Monica shook her head. She was still in disbelief. "But what 
about all the men?" she asked, still trying to coax Phoebe out 
of this decision.

"They were just men. Now I like women, okay?" 

"No!" shouted Monica, "It's not okay! You're too pretty to be a 
lesbian!"

"Well, duh!" shouted Phoebe right back, "Carol is pretty and so 
is Susan!" 

Monica didn't want to agree, but she had to. "Okay, okay," she 
said, "But aren't you at least bisexual or something?"

"Oh, all right," said Phoebe, "I'm bisexual now. A big bisexual 
Phoebe-lady. That's what I am now." 

Monica shook her head and said, "Phoebes, we'll talk about this 
later. I don't want you to tell the guys yet. Especially not 
Joey. Rachel is coming home at about seven.  Can you be here at 
seven-thirty or eight o'clock?"

"Yup," said Phoebe, "See you then. Mon."

Monica said goodbye and hung up the phone. She wasn't happy. 
First Phoebe decided she's gay, then her tarts burn. And it 
wasn't so much that Phoebe was a lesbian. Monica got along with 
Carol and Susan just fine. But she wasn't sure Phoebe was 
serious. Phoebe fluttered from one thing to the next, and 
tomorrow she might be straight again. Coming "out of the 
closet" is a big step, and Monica wasn't going to let Phoebe 
forget it.

Rachel came home about a quarter to seven, and Monica was 
sitting in the kitchen, tapping her bare foot rhythmically on 
the floor. IT finally got to Rachel and she said, "Mon, what's 
wrong?" 

Monica looked up at her and said, "I guess I'd better prepare 
you. Phoebe told me she's a lesbian today."

Rachel dropped her bags and took off her coat. She was wearing 
a tight shirt and a tight skirt, as usual. She sat next to 
Monica. "Are you serious?" she asked.

"Yes!" snapped Monica, "But that's the problem! I don't know if 
Phoebe is!"

Rachel nodded in unspoken agreement. Phoebe could decide she's 
Mother Theresa in a few hours for all they knew. "Do the guys 
know?" asked Rachel.

"Are you kidding?" jibed Monica, "If Joey found out, he'd be 
creaming on himself to watch her!" Rachel laughed, "But what 
about Ross or Chandler?" she asked.

"Please, Rach.," Monica glared, "Don't insult me like that. If 
Ross or Chandler knew, they'd tell Joey and they'd all be 
creaming on themselves."

Rachel stopped for a second and pictured that. It made her 
slightly aroused. Monica snapped her fingers in front of 
Rachel's face. "Don't go getting perverted on me Rachel!" 

Rachel laughed again and they went to watch television until 
Phoebe came. At about twenty to eight, Phoebe arrived. She was 
wearing a long trench coat and a fedora.

"Phoebes!" shouted Rachel, "You look like Dick Tracy!" Monica 
laughed and Phoebe took off the hat and coat. To Monica and 
Rachel's surprise, Phoebe was wearing tight, see-through black 
pants and a tight, short-sleeved shirt. The shirt reached just 
below Phoebe's breasts and came to a halt there. They also 
noticed her navel was pierced. Monica and Rachel both thought 
the navel ring was cool, but they were shocked by the pants.

"What, are you a slutty lesbian now?" Monica quipped.

Phoebe laughed and said, "I don't care if you like it or not, 
okay? It is me and, like, that is the way I will be.  Ooh! That 
rhymed! I'll have to write that down! I feel a new song coming 
on!" 

Rachel said, "Forget about that! Tell us what made you decide 
you were a lesbian!"

"No," Phoebe said, "Not lesbian. I am bisexual now. Right, 
Monica my master?" 

Monica blushed and took the defensive. "I only want what's best 
for you, Phoebe!" she shrieked. Rachel gave her a funny look 
and Phoebe said, "Okay, I'll tell you. I was at a friend of 
mine's house, and like, he had one of those nudie movies, like 
the one Joey was in. Except most of the stuff that was going on 
was like TWO WOMEN all over the place. And I kind of liked it." 

Rachel smiled and Monica shook her head. "So in other words," 
began Monica, "You haven't actually had an experience yet, you 
just want to be a lesb...a bisexual?" "Uh-huh.," said Phoebe 
firmly, "And I have another surprise." 

"Oh, God!" said Monica, "What now?" 

Phoebe sprung it on them. She wanted to make love to both of 
them. 

Monica was totally flabbergasted. She strutted around the room 
for about five minutes straight and then said, "I'll be in the 
bathroom!  I've got to think this through!" She went into the 
bathroom and shut the door.  After about ten minutes of solid 
thinking and decision-making, Monica came out of the bathroom. 
What she saw made her even more shocked then she already was.

Rachel and Phoebe were lying on the couch making out. Rachel 
was on top, and from where she was, Monica could see they were 
groping each other.

"RACHEL," she screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! ARE YOU GAY TOO 
NOW?" 

Rachel looked up slowly and said, "Lighten up, Mon! Phoebe 
needs some support! Hee hee! Come over here and help me give it 
to her!"

"Not in MY living room," shouted Monica.

Rachel shrugged, got up with Phoebe, and went into her bedroom. 
She even left the door ajar behind them.

Monica was fuming now. And all she needed was to have one of 
the guys walk in right now. That would be the icing on the 
cake. 

She heard Rachel yell, "Monica! Stop being so anal and get in 
here!"

Monica was really pissed now. She decided to burst in on them 
and throw them the hell out. She smacked the door open and what 
she saw made her melt. Phoebe and Rachel were completely naked, 
and Rachel was in the process of sucking on Phoebe's toes.  
Monica's needle-butt anal retentiveness faded. The scene REALLY 
turned her on.  But she ran out and shut the door. She then ran 
to the front door and made sure it was locked. Then she 
undressed and ran into Rachel's bedroom. She dove headfirst 
into the bed and grabbed the nearest girl.

It happened to be Phoebe and she planted a deep, wet, tongue-
filled kiss right on Phoebe's mouth. Phoebe responded by 
caressing the back of Monica's head while they kissed. 

Rachel continued to suck on Phoebe's toes, and after a while, 
she inserted Phoebe's foot into her sex. Phoebe began to touch 
Monica's now-moist pussy, and gently spread Monica's lips. Then 
she unhooded the clitoris and lightly massaged it.  This sent 
chills throughout Monica's body.

Phoebe had an idea and presented it to Monica. Monica agreed 
and positioned herself opposite from Phoebe on the bed, so 
Monica's pussy was...ahem...face-to-face with Phoebe's. They 
intertwined their legs and began to grind their pelvises 
together. Rachel continued to fuck herself with Phoebe's foot 
and moaned slightly as she did so. Rachel leaned over and 
planted herself on top of Monica, Phoebe's foot still in her 
sex. Phoebe now had two jobs. She had to grind against Monica 
to get herself and Monica off, and she had to slide her foot in 
and out of Rachel to get her off. 

Rachel and Monica began to kiss and caress each other 
furiously. A whole new world was opened up for Monica and she 
realized she really liked it. She had known Rachel and Phoebe a 
long, long time and she would rather be doing this with people 
she knew and loved than anybody else. What neither Monica nor 
Phoebe knew was that Rachel herself had done this before.

The first to climax was Phoebe, and for one reason only. She 
had been so horny the entire day thinking about this even, and 
hoping it would come true. She felt every muscle in her body 
begin to tense and she felt the waves of pure ecstasy grip her. 
She spasmed uncontrollably, and fortunately this gave added 
pleasure to both Rachel and Monica. Rachel was next and she 
turned out to be a gusher.  

She dripped all over Phoebe's foot and leg and some of the 
juice even dribbled down to Phoebe's own pussy. Monica soon 
felt her own orgasm on its way and shouted, "Ohmigod! I-I think 
I'm about to come!"

Both Rachel and Phoebe decided to make it an orgasm Monica 
would never forget for the rest of her life. Phoebe quickly 
began to suck on Monica's nipples, biting lightly and pinching 
with her left hand on the breast she wasn't sucking on at the 
moment. She slid her other hand down to Monica's pussy and 
slipped four fingers into it and fucked her with them. 

Rachel quickly kissed Monica full on the lips and then slid her 
tongue down to Monica's clitoris. She licked at it with fervor 
and thrust a finger up Monica's asshole. 

Monica couldn't take all the stimulation. She felt a slight 
buzzing low in the back of her neck, which clouded her brain a 
little, and from there she felt her entire body becoming 
somewhat anxious with anticipation. Soon she felt a wave of 
dizziness hit her, and it was followed by a rattling surge of 
shudders and shaking. She felt the pressure release from her 
lower abdomen and the sheer pleasure enveloped her. For about a 
second or two she could see nothing but she writhed violently 
and bucked against Phoebe's hand and Rachel's face. 

Her orgasm actually lasted for a full minute and both Phoebe 
and Rachel were amazed. Monica collapsed onto the bed, passed-
out and exhausted. Rachel smiled in gleeful surprise. "Did you 
see what we did to her?" she marveled.

Phoebe was equally amazed at her own pleasure-giving skill. "I 
can't believe it! We are like Super Lesbians! Or bisexuals!" 
Rachel laughed and laughed hard.  But then she heard a knock at 
the bedroom door.

"Mon?" came the voice, "Are you in there?" It was Ross.

And Phoebe could here Chandler and Joey laughing and cracking 
jokes in the background. "Mon, how come your clothes are in a 
pile near the front door? MON?"

Both Rachel and Phoebe's faces went white. Here they were, in a 
compromising situation, and the most rational thinker of the 
three was passed out from excessive pleasure.

The door opened, and Ross was greeted with the sight of Phoebe, 
Rachel, and Monica naked together on Rachel's bed..