____________________________ | | /)| KRISTEN'S BOOKSHELF |(\ / )| DIRECTORIES |( \ __( (|____________________________|) )__ ((( \ \ > /_) ( \ < / / ))) (\\\ \ \_/ / \ \_/ / ///) \ / \ / \ _/ \_ / / / \ \ o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o The 'Bookshelf collection' offers a very wide variety of o o stories. They have been submitted by people from all over the o o world. Also from alt.sex.stories (Newsgroups). There is no o o particular order other than offering them to you in alpha- o o betical directories. o o I don’t believe in categorizing things. "I don’t want to o o be typed therefore I don’t type things myself." I think it’s o o a lot more fun to browse around and find 'little' surprises o o that you might not have even thought of looking for. o o Lest we forget!!! This story was produced as adult en- o o tertainment and should not be read by minors. Kristen o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o Cream Girl (cyber-sex) by Anonymous Author (c) 1995 ** CeramGrl: I love that song, that was my first beatles song. BertNormal: For the bridge, you go to the 5th fret.... CeramGrl: I really suck, I dont think that i can do teh melody BertNormal: I saw a pretty girl in VW Bug. Painted on the back let was "Its bad to suck". Onthe back right, it said "Its good to swallow" CeramGrl: do you know what bert, this isnt meant as an insult, it is actually a compliment, but you arent normal, from your comments anyway CeramGrl: Thats funny BertNormal: Are a whole lot of the comments you get on IMs from men crude and rude? CeramGrl: yeah. CeramGrl: men are stupid, but you arent so far BertNormal: I do that under a different persona, sort of. But this persona is the closest to me. CeramGrl: I decided that i hate boys and im never going to date again because boys are stupid stupid stupid BertNormal: I was at 16. I didnt want to be, but I was. CeramGrl: Yeah, i am sixteen. Its nice to know that one day i wont be BertNormal: I thought girls were way more like guys than they are. And I was incredibly ignorant about a lot of stuff. And afraid to ask about what I knew I didnt know. BertNormal: What stupid boy stuff pissed you off the most? CeramGrl: My goddamned ex boyfriend BertNormal: Why? CeramGrl: and my goddamned computer friend CeramGrl: Ok, this guy is one of my brothers best friends, Ive had a crush on him for seven years BertNormal: And? CeramGrl: sorry, ok, so he was on the same cannoe trip as me, and we finally got toghether, but this was when he had a month until he went way to college BertNormal: So you knew he had to go, and things WERE ok, but then... CeramGrl: he leaves on the fifth of july. So, we get back from the trip at one in the morning, then he calls me the next afternoon and asks me to go out. so then he goes on vacation after this, and he comes back adn he doesnt call and doesnt call and doesnt call, so finally i call him and i cant get ahold of him at all, and i cry for a week, and now im pissed, because no boy has ever made me cry before, and i hate it when girls cry about boys, and now im doing it CeramGrl: And he's leaving in less than a week, and i havent seen him for weeks CeramGrl: and my friend on the computer asked me to marry him, and im sixteen, im not going to get engaged, adn that pissed me off that he had to put that between us. BertNormal: Sex makes guys do crazy things. CeramGrl: sex? BertNormal: Sorry- I got ahead of the game. You did "get together with your boyfriend" right? BertNormal: And on what basis could a guy ask you to marry him on line? CeramGrl: no, no no, we werent dating for very long, we only kissed adn stuff CeramGrl: I dont know, he just assumed that i was his girlfriend BertNormal: But the "and stuff" was very intense. Sometimes thats what makes a relationship boyfriend and girlfriend. BertNormal: HE assumed?? I thought you did, and were upset when it broke off, and he didnt tell you. CeramGrl: no, it wasnt at all, it was just cuddling CeramGrl: no, i was dating other guys here, and he thought that we were dating, and he asked me to marry him, and it pissed me off BertNormal: Sorry. I just kinda assume that things move along even faster now than they did for me. CeramGrl: for some people they do BertNormal: But not you? BertNormal: AOL is not dating. CeramGrl: no, it isnt CeramGrl: but he thought it was CeramGrl: I told you boys are stupid BertNormal: But he thought it was. Maybe you should just be flattered, he didnt mean to hurt you. CeramGrl: no, i know that, and i feel like a bitch for being mad, but you cant control how you feel BertNormal: You can , but it takes practise, and isnt entirly reliable. CeramGrl: I have to go, im sorry, write me ok?