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Airplane Passengers (a joke)
by Anonymous (c) 1991

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Heard from a friend who heard it in Arkansas.

This man and this woman were riding next to each other
in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and
wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just
saw and decides she was just hallucinating.

But a few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls
out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about
to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person
exists.

A few more minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He
takes his wang out and wipes the tip off. The woman has
finally had enough. She turns to the man and says,
"Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've
removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What
the hell kind of degenarate are you?"

The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you,
ma'am. I have a very rare condition -- such that when I
sneeze, I have an orgasam."

The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you
taking for it?"

The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."

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