Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.erotica
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Subject: The Pick-Up Line. (An erotic poem)
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Keywords: poem humor
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.
Date: Sun, 2 May 1993 16:10:41 GMT

Archive-name: pickup-line

(From my upcoming collection: Poems to Getcha' Rocks off!)

The Pick-Up Line
	by Jeff Vogel

i'll come inside the mighty oak
		i'll spray out of a bus
	i'll drip my joosh upon the koosh
i find at toys r' us

	for i was born to spread my seed
give sperm without a care
	i'll climb the washington monument
and spread it everywhere

		my seed's inside the french fries
you find at mickey d's
	i'll mount with joy the wooden box
that's filled with killer bees

i'm horny as a mountain goat
	i think it's really great
		so now i wonder if you'd like
to join me on a date

					- Jeff Vogel
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