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From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Subject: My Last Date
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Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.
Date: Sun, 4 Apr 1993 06:49:03 GMT

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My Last Date
	by Jeff Vogel

i looked up a terrifying venus
	who had wrapped her hand round the base of my penis
i pulled at my bindings in convulsive fear
		but alas they were strong and i was still there

she pulled it tight
		and tied it in a knot
	she slapped it with a riding crop
and poked it with pencils
	and encircled it with rubber bands
		tighter than a whale
and impaled the base
	with a three-penny nail

all because i was an awful goon
		guys, be careful not to come too soon!

				- Jeff Vogel
				Copyright 1993
				All rights reserved
				No public readings of
				this work without prior
				written permission of 
				the poet
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