Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.erotica
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Subject: My Love for Her Runs Down Her Leg.
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Keywords: mf poem humor scat
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.
Date: Fri, 16 Apr 1993 07:38:55 GMT

Archive-name: down-her-leg

(Good effort, Tom, but here's the work of a true master of erotic
poetry.)

My Love For Her Runs Down Her Leg.
	by Jeff Vogel

my love for her runs down her leg
		she told me once, you see
	"I'll know the man I love when he
ejaculates on me"

"your come in my hair soon will be
		better than creme rinse
	 but do not hit my eyes or else
in pain I'll surely wince"

"but love I said" with eyes so wide
		"your desire i must scorn
for this is like a scene out of
	a movie filled with porn"

and with a laugh she grabbed my prong
		and yanked it really hard
	i let out a yell i'm sure
my kids heard in the yard
		and though i am now forever
from the PTA barred
	Whenever I'm near her, I come like a firehose.
It's gross, but that's life, pard.

					- Jeff Vogel
					Copyright 1993
					All rights reserved
					No public readings of
					this poem without prior
					written permission of the poet.
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