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Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2004, February
Part: 2 of 2004
Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards
Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the

   Golden Clitorides Awards.  Their object is to promote good stories and
good authors.  Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards
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   The February 2004 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation

   The Guest Presenter for this month is Golden [and Silver] Clitorides
Award-Winning Author Frank Downey.

   "No, you have to do it," she whispered in my ear.

   The 'she' in question was Gary Jordan's muse.  "Me?" I said.  "Gary
always does the Silver Clittie presentation!  Where is he?"

   "He's....er...unavailable.  He, well, he hit his head."

   "On what?"

   "Well, on the ice," Gary's muse told me.

   "Was there an ice storm in Virginia?"

   "Uh, well, no," she said sheepishly.  "It was at a rink.  You see,
Sophia was trying to teach him to quickstep."

   I roared with laughter.  "Gary?  Was taking ice dancing lessons from
Sophie?  That loon!  Did he hit his head before or after this happened?"

   "Good question," his Muse answered.  "Anyhow, since he's a bit
woozy...well, woozier than usual....he asked that you do the presentation
for the Silver Clits this month."

   "Why me?"

   "Well, the winner is one of your proteges."

   "Protege?" I snorted.  "I don't have no proteges."

   "He's a fan of yours.  He's making a splash with a Naked In School
story. And the rest of his stories tend towards the mushy-mush romanticism
you're so well known for," she smirked.  "What would you call him?"

   "Insane," I grunted.  "Poor guy.  I just hope he never decides to work
on a serial.  All that chanting......"

   "Yeah, yeah, yeah," she interrupted.  "Woe is Frank.  Anyhow, he's a
protege...."

   "Let's just say he's working in the same collective subconscious."

   "WhatEVER," she blurted.  "Anyway, he's one of yours.  So Gary thought
you should do the presentation."

   "He came up with this brilliant idea after he hit his head, didn't he?"

   "Well, yeah," she grinned.  "But it's still a good idea."

   "Compared to what?" I snorted.  "Fine, fine.  Gary's a good friend, even
if he is a complete loon, so I'll do it."

   "Great!"

   "What do I have to do?"

   "Well, first we need to get you dressed appropriately." The muse looked
at me appraisingly.  "Do you own a tux?"

   "No," I said.  "But I do have this lovely red dress that would probably
work."

   "Oh, JESUS," Gary's muse snorted.  "No, that will not do." She snapped
her fingers, and I was suddenly attired in a tux--with tails and
everything. "There you go.  Now, to La Taverna."

   I stepped out onto the stage, and cleared my throat into the microphone.
"Attention, gentlebeings."

   "The winner of the Silver Clitorides Award for the Best Story of the
month of February, 2004 is Love At First Sight by Jeremy Spencer.

   "Congratulations, Jeremy!  And well done to all the nominees and
finalists."

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   Story Author Status
________________________________________________________ Alice Arty Nominee
/~arty/stories/alice.html

   Come in from the Rain Arty Nominee
/~arty/stories/comein.html

   Frigid Carlos Malenkov Nominee
/files/Collections/Alt.Sex.Stories.Moderated/Year2004/4
6775

   Invitation & Revelation OneIdleHand Nominee
/~IdleHand/Invitation.txt

   It's All Academic parthenogenesis Nominee
/~parthenogenesis/incest/academic.htm

   Jenny's Ordeal Zairuthsa Nominee
/files/Authors/Zairuthsa/jenny/

   Jesus Mary and Joseph Jeremy Spencer Finalist
/~Jeremy_Spencer/jesusmaryjoseph.html

   Lamentation Number 6 Nominee
/~number_6/lamentation.html

   Locksmiths Uther Pendragon Nominee
/~Uther_Pendragon/story/lock.htm

   Love At First Sight Jeremy Spencer Winner
/~Jeremy_Spencer/lafscomplete.html

   Making Amends Frank Downey Nominee
/%7EFrank_Downey/mardigras.htm

   Once and Future Lovers Paul Story Nominee
/~paulstory

   Serena Arty Finalist /~arty/serena/index.html

   Sisters of the Cincininnati Ann Douglas Nominee
/~Ann_Douglas/cincinnati.html

   Ski Trip: Skies Optional Fable Nominee
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=129215

   Spirit Renewed Heathen Finalist
/files/Authors/heathen/www/short/spirit1.htm
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