Author: Moderated by Gary Jordan
Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2003, May
Part: 5 of 2003
Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards
Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the
Golden Clitorides Awards.  Their object is to promote good stories
and good authors.
Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards
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The May 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation:

With sincere apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan AND the impending
"Pirates of the Carribean" story festival, the Mighty Taverna Arts
Players present:

       "The Writings of Pendance"

ALL:   Pour, O pour the story sherry;
          Fill, O fill the story glass;
       And, to make us more than merry
          Let the story bumper pass.

Gary:  For today our story 'prentice
          Rises from indentures freed;
       Strong his pen, and keen his script is
          He's a writer now indeed

ALL:   Here's good luck to Author's ventures!
          Author's out of his indentures.

Gary:  Words a-plenty, now he's writing,
          And alone he's fit to fly,
       Which we're bent on signalizing
          With unusual revelry.

ALL:   Here's good luck to Author's ventures!
          Author's out of his indentures.
       Pour, O pour the story sherry;
          Fill, O fill the story glass;
       And, to make us more than merry
          Let the story bumper pass.

(Author rises and comes forward with story Muse, who enters)

Muse:  Wotinell d'you think you're doing
          with this hopping back and for'd?
       Knock off all this song and dance crap,
          and present the damn award!

All:   Knock off all this song and dance crap,
          and present the damn award!

Fine!  I can take a hint.  <Ahem> "The winner of the Silver
Clitorides Award for the best story of the month of May, 2003, is
Marigold by Vulgar Argot.

"Congratulations, V.A.!  And congratulations to all the authors,
Finalists, and Nominees!"

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The May 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Winner:

Marigold /~VulgarArgot/
by Vulgar Argot /~VulgarArgot/

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The May 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Finalists

Life on Bedlow Street /files/Authors/Knave_of_Hearts/Life%20on%20Bedlow%20Street.txt
by Knave of Hearts /~Knave_of_Hearts/

Marigold /~VulgarArgot/
by Vulgar Argot /~VulgarArgot/

Memorial Day http://www.cleansheets.com/exotica/kimera_05.21.03.shtml
by Mike Kimera http://www.cleansheets.com/toc.shtml

Mother's Day http://www.storiesonline.net
by Jessy19 /files/Authors/jessy19/

Parent/Teacher /~number_6/teacher.html
by Number 6 /~number_6/

Twins /~number_6/twins.html
by Number 6 /~number_6/

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The May 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Nominees

At The Violet Hour http://assm.asstr.org/Year2003/42475
by Kalisha Connors /~Kalisha/

Darrell Finch http://www.erotica-readers.com/GD/S-Darrell.htm
by Jane Noel http://www.erotica-readers.com/

Hot to Frott http://www.cleansheets.com/exotica/kimera_05.28.03.shtml
by Mike Kimera http://www.cleansheets.com/toc.shtml

Innocence and Experience http://www.erotica-readers.com/
by Mike Kimera http://www.erotica-readers.com/

Life on Bedlow Street /files/Authors/Knave_of_Hearts/Life%20on%20Bedlow%20Street.txt
by Knave of Hearts /~Knave_of_Hearts/

Marigold /~VulgarArgot/
by Vulgar Argot /~VulgarArgot/

Memorial Day http://www.cleansheets.com/exotica/kimera_05.21.03.shtml
by Mike Kimera http://www.cleansheets.com/toc.shtml

Mother's Day http://www.storiesonline.net
by Jessy19 /files/Authors/jessy19/

Parent/Teacher /~number_6/teacher.html
by Number 6 /~number_6/teacher.html

Protective Custody /~Dorsai/Protective_Custody.html
by Dorsai /~Dorsai/

Sandy http://www.storiesonline.net/
by Greendog http://www.storiesonline.net/

Straight Up /~scipio/ShortStories/StraightUp.htm
by Nick Scipio /~scipio/

Twins /~number_6/twins.html
by Number 6 /~number_6/teacher.html

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