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Patty's back again. Once more foolish mortals don't consider the full
implications of their wishes. This time I incorporated a reader's
suggestion and tied Patty into the SRU universe (hope I'm not treading on
any toes here).
Have fun.
Now, onto the boring stuff
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DISCLAIMERS
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This story may contain aspects of fantastic science or magic. The
parameters of what this science/magic can accomplish are completely at the
discretion of me, the author, and, as such, I make no apologies for any
rules of "real" physics, chemistry, biology, or magic that may be broken
within the story.
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Now onto the fun stuff
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BAD WISHING 3:EXPECTANT PARENTS
Leo and Maya stared at the pregnancy test hopefully. Finally, crestfallen,
Maya said, "Negative."
Leo kissed his wife. "It's okay, hun. There's always next month."
"You've been saying that for six month now. We've finally agreed that it's
the perfect time to start a family, but no matter how hard we try, we can't
seem to make it happen."
"Hey, Rome wasn't built in a day. It'll happen." Leo gave his wife a
quick kiss and went out into the other room.
Maya sat down, despondent. She wanted a baby so bad, but after a half year
of trying, she was beginning to wonder if maybe there was something
physically wrong with her or Leo. She wanted to go to a fertility clinic,
but their services weren't covered by the health insurance Leo had. It was
a bit ironic that if she got pregnant, the baby and the pregnancy would be
covered, but just getting pregnant was not.
She went upstairs to her room. She sat on the bed for a minute before
remembering a gift her mother had given her on her wedding day. It had
been kind of mysterious. Her mother had taken her aside and given her this
old, old coin. She had said to be very careful with it, hopefully to pass
it on to one of her children, but she also said that if she ever needed
help, was in real dire straits, she should hold the coin to her heart and
call out for help.
She went to her lingerie drawer (the one place she was sure Leo would never
go), dug all the way to the back and pulled out the coin. Her mother had
told her to save it for her kids, but if Maya didn't get some help, she'd
never have kids to pass it on to. She held the coin tightly to her breast
and called out for help.
Almost instantly, she heard, "Now what can I be doing to help, me-lassie?"
She opened her eyes and saw a two foot tall man, dressed in green, standing
there smoking a pipe.
"You... You're a..."
"A leprechaun. Patty be me name. Glad to meet you."
"But... why are you here?"
"Because of that coin yuir holdin', lass. Your great, great, great,
great,... many, many greats grandmother helped me when I was young, so I
gave her a wish as repayment. She was a simple lady and didn't feel she
had a use for it, so I gave her one of me coins so that she or one of her
childer could call on me should they ever want to use the wish. Now will
you be wantin' to use the family wish, or save it for a child of yours?"
Maya was incredulous, and for a brief second wondered if she was dreaming,
but wasn't going to pass up a chance to get what she needed. "If I don't
get some help, I don't think I'm going to have a baby to pass anything on
to."
"So you want to be pregnant? Simple enough. Just hold the coin and wish
for it."
Maya looked at the coin for a second and thought about it. She could have
the baby that she and Leo wanted, but what about the next time? She wanted
a BIG family. So she considered it for a while, held the coin and wished,
"I wish my husband and I could get pregnant just by wanting it whenever we
had sex."
"Uhm, lassie, perhaps you might want to be rethinkin' the wordin' on that
particular wish."
"Can't you grant it?"
"Yes, but I think ye ought to know, I am obliged to grant the wish exactly
as worded, not as intended. It's kind of a law of wishes. I think ye may
be wanting to rethink the words you use."
Maya thought about it, but didn't see what was wrong with her wish. "I
wish my husband and I could get pregnant just by wanting it when we had
sex."
Patty shook his head. Mortals rarely thought their wishes through, but
with a little twist, Patty could grant this wish and still make them happy.
With a snap of his fingers, and a shower of light, Patty and the coin faded
from view. Maya felt a tingle in her gut and was prepared to go have sex
with her husband, when she heard a scream from downstairs where she left
her husband. She rushed off as fast as she could, wondering what was wrong.
************
IN A PLACE BETWEEN PLACES...
Dannie was sweeping the store floor when she heard the tinkle of the bell
over the door. She knew that the store was currently between malls, which
should've made it inaccessible, and looked over to the old man for
guidance. But the wizard who ran the "Spells 'R' Us" store seemed
thoroughly nonplused when a two foot tall man dressed all in green walked
in.
He looked over and said, "Hey, Patty, how's tricks?"
Patty walked right up to the counter, which was now low enough for Patty to
look over. "Can't complain. Can't complain."
"This a social visit, or business?"
"Little of both. Need to make a deposit, but then we can talk."
The Wizard waved his hand and a large pot filled with gold coins appeared
on the counter. Patty pulled some items out of his pocket (a couple rings,
a gold pen, and a couple coins) and dropped them into the pot. As soon as
they stopped moving, there was a bit of magic and anything that wasn't a
coin shifted forms into a coin.
The Wizard then said, "Since we're handling business first, your rental
fees are almost due."
"Of course, of course. Never let it be said that Patty O'Toole ever
welshed on a debt. I believe our agreement was one gold coin?"
"One coin from as far down in the pot as you can reach, Patty."
Patty reached as far into the pot as he could. "Of course, old friend."
After a second Patty pulled his hand out. In it was one coin. "A bit
expensive, but well worth it. The ends of rainbows just aren't as safe as
they used to be."
Patty flipped the coin, and with a one handed snatch, the old man caught it
in mid-air. "And that covers you for another decade. Now what else can I
get for you?"
"Got any of that tobacco I like? I'm running a bit low."
"Sure. In my private stash. Come on in back."
Dannie continued her work as the old man and the leprechaun went in back.
About a half hour later, they came back, Patty saying, "So this twit wishes
for a job where he'd have a lot of people under him, all of whom HAD to
listen to him."
The old man stroked his beard, contemplating Patty's words. "I can think
of a half dozen ways to change that wish to have little fun. What'd you
do?"
"Why, me old friend, you know full well I can't CHANGE a wish. Surely
you're not insinuating that Patty O'Toole would ever handle a wish in
violation of the rules set down millennia ago?"
The wizard laughed. "Of course not. Let's just say you might have
'creatively re-interpreted' his words. But how did you handle him?"
"Changed him into a housewife. I was going to make him a single mother,
but I sold his wife a wish, and she wished they were still married, so now
she's the husband, and he the wife."
"Wonderful. Are you sure you can't stay longer? Your visits are so rare."
"Wish I could, but gold won't collect itself. Next time I'll try to
schedule more time for socializing."
"It's a deal, Patty."
After Patty left, Dannie was thinking about their visitor when she heard
the wizard say, "Yes, that was a real leprechaun."
"And you store his gold for him?"
"Yes. Although I store his gold mostly to bring him back here every once
in a while. If you ever get to be centuries old, you learn to appreciate
those who can share your extended view of time."
"Is that why you charge him so little? One gold a decade?"
"My dear, that's one bit of leprechaun gold a decade. Leprechaun gold is
powerful magic, and the longer it sits inside a faerie pot, the more
powerful it gets. But even without that extra power, the coin would be
worth it. Faerie magic cannot be duplicated by any person without fae
blood."
"Is faerie magic more powerful?"
"In some ways, but it's far more unpredictable in nature. Only a fae can
control all its effects."
"Then why is it so valuable? If it can't be controlled...?"
"Why, my dear, sometimes it's the unpredictability that makes it so fun to
use." The wizard pulled the coin out and flipped it into the air. "The
fact is," he snatched the coin on its way down, "I actually got the better
end of this deal. Don't forget to dust those shelves."
************
NINE MONTHS LATER...
Maya's doctor told her, "Okay, on the next contraction I want you to really
bear down and push." Maya lay in bed, fully in labor, and wanting this to
be all over. The worst part was, her "husband" wasn't here with her. But
he had problems of his own right now.
In another room, Lee Ann (once Leo) was giving birth to a child of "his"
own. "One more push and your baby should come right out." She pushed once
more and felt the baby inside her slide out. She soon had the crying babe
placed into her arms and felt it was all worthwhile.
She had been shocked (to the point of screaming) when "he" had suddenly
changed into a she. Maya then came into the room, as shocked as he. She
didn't understand what had happened, but both then had this need to have
sex. At the time, Lee still had his dick and had gladly serviced his wife.
But as soon as he came, things shifted and Maya had the dick and was doing
her. As soon as she came, the dick popped off, becoming a plastic dildo.
When Maya explained her exact wish, Leo figured it out. She had wished
that her husband AND she could get pregnant, so he had changed so he could
get pregnant, too. And sure enough, when they both took pregnancy tests,
his was just as positive as hers. There had been some rough times between
them after that (particularly since no one remembered Lee Ann, forcing him
to change his life around), but Lee needed Maya, so they stayed together.
But now, with a baby of her own, Lee realized this was for the best. He
understood his wife so much more, and loved his babies (her own and
Maya's), and the multiple orgasms were to die for. The magic dildo that
used to be his genitals had to be handled with care. It attached itself to
either of their crotches with only the lightest pressure and stayed there
until orgasm, whereupon it became the dick of the other until another
orgasm was reached. Lee also seemed to know that if they weren't pregnant
and either wanted another child, both would become so.
But it was worth it. Strangely enough, Lee loved her new life.
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
If your work can't speak for itself, nothing you can say will change that.
J R D
jrdss@micronet.net
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