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THE USUAL WARNINGS:  

This is a work of fiction by a twisted mind.  If you are 
offended by graphic descriptions of natural and/or unnatural 
sexual acts, if you are underage, or if this type of 
material is illegal where you are, don't read any further.

This is a fantasy.  You will have to loosen your clench on 
reality a little when you read it. This is a tale in which 
physical acts and human responses are not limited to, nor 
necessarily based in, reality.  Some acts and responses in 
this story may be physically impossible and/or 
physiologically improbable.  

Also, as is the case with most of the stories in this 
newsgroup, all the women in this story are beautiful; 
gorgeous, even.  Gravity has not caused their breasts to 
droop nor have wrinkles creased their unblemished faces.  
The men (the leading men, at least) are hung like bulls.  
They can get it up and keep it up often and at will.  In 
this special little fantasyland, there are no STDs, morals, 
or unwanted pregnancies; and guilt is a four-letter word.  
But most important of all, no amount of strength of 
character, courage of convictions or moral beliefs stand a 
chance against an erotic stimulus.  This can be as benign as 
an accidental glimpse of a bared ankle or as stimulating as 
a whipping on the genitals.  

For those of you who didn’t understand the preceding 
statements, GO AWAY!

This story is intended for the salacious entertainment of 
consenting adults.  Do not try to do any of the things 
described in this story.  You will injure yourself or your 
partner.  Or be arrested, or shot by her father....

If you are under 18 years of age, GO AWAY!  This story will 
burn your eyeballs and fry your brain. 

If material of a strong sexual nature is prohibited where 
you are, GO AWAY!

By continuing, the reader accepts all responsibility for any 
disgust, revulsion, jail sentences, or pleasure that results 
from reading this story.  If you don’t, GO AWAY!

You have been warned!

If you enjoy this story and feel the urge to post it on a 
<free> site, at least give me (NightShade) credit for it. 

So, stick your tongue firmly in your cheek and enjoy the 
story!....:) 

NightShade


















A Deer in the Headlights (MF, F/car, BDSM)

Chapter 01

by NightShade

11/99

“A deer caught in the headlights of an onrushing truck.”  
That was the image that stuck in my mind like Alabama clay 
sticks to a clean car.

Actually, Alabama clay is what started it all, now that I 
think of it.  We were short-handed at the office, and I had 
been working double shifts, managing both the regional 
office and doing a lot of the fieldwork for a nation-wide 
insurance agency.  One of the suspicious claims I had to 
investigate was way the Hell out in the Northeast corner of 
Alabama near the headwaters of the Cache River.  That 
doesn’t have anything to do with the rest of the story, 
other than the fact that it had been raining steadily up 
there for about a week.  The mud on what passed as roads 
into the area was thick and sticky.  

Of course, it worked out that I had to take my personal car.  
The only functioning company car had been totaled by a herd 
of stampeding chickens (the honest to God’s truth, I swear.  
But then, Headquarters didn’t believe me, either…) earlier 
in the week, another reason I was short handed.  Worse, I 
could only get up there on my one day off for the month.  
When I did get there and finally find the “client,” the 
claim was bogus, to top it all off.  The guy filing the 
claim couldn’t have kept his facts straight if he had a 
ruler to help him.  Not that he would have known what all 
the little numbers on it were for…

Not being native born, I did know enough about the area to 
understand that if you left that sticky clay on the car, it 
would soon become a permanent part of the vehicle.  So as 
soon as I got home, I immediately washed and waxed my 
‘baby,’ paying particular attention to the undercarriage and 
wheel wells, a dirty job without the clay.  My baby was a 
mint condition classic Jaguar.  Low and sleek, a car with 
character.  A car with a real hood ornament, not some wimpy 
plastic stick-on.  

Perhaps now you could understand why it was so easy for me 
to be in a really piss-poor mood.  Besides, as much as I 
love my car, washing and waxing it is not something I 
particularly like to do.  When I spend that much time 
rubbing anything, I prefer it to be a certain part of my own 
body.  Or better yet, someone else’s.

To further set the stage, when I had arrived back home, I 
found that my wife of 25 years had left a cryptic note on 
the table for me to find upon my return.  In it she informed 
me that Momma needed her, and she didn’t know when she would 
be back.  ‘Momma’ lived four states away in the panhandle.  
She was the single most demanding person I had ever known 
and was only woman I knew who made my wife seem pleasant.  
Oh yeah, there was not a scrap of food left in the house.  
She thought Momma might need something, so she had taken 
everything with her, right down to the salt shakers and dish 
soap.  She must have needed a fucking moving van to get all 
that shit to Momma.

I never realized how much noise my wife made around the 
house until the silence slammed into me.  I was getting out 
of the shower, had slipped into a pair of old boxers and an 
even older T-shirt, and was sitting on the edge of the bed.  
I had my Dockers shorts in one hand and my belt in the 
other, but I just couldn’t bring myself to finish dressing.  
I was weary, tired of the rat race at work, tired of the 
traffic, tired of the responsibilities that come with the 
middle-class lifestyle.  A mortgage, car payments, 
insurance.  When you think about it, all you do is work to 
buy things.  Then you worry yourself to death that someone 
will take them from you.  When do you ever really get a 
chance to enjoy them, anyway?  I sure as Hell didn’t know.  
I was still waiting!  I let the silence wash over me, 
comforting me in its solid embrace.

It took a while before I realized there was something wrong.  
The silence wasn’t silent.  I was almost too tired to care, 
but there was a nagging alarm going off in the back of my 
head.  I tried to listen carefully, but the sound was too 
faint.  I collapsed back onto the bed and was almost asleep.  

Then I heard it.  Psst-psst …. psst-psst.  Water-sounds.  
They came and went, and it took me a while to identify them 
and then even longer to realize the potential danger they 
represented.  There shouldn’t have been any water-sounds in 
the house with just me there.  God help me if a pipe broke.  
I was hoping for a stuck toilet, but it didn’t sound like 
that was it.  

I was rousted out of my near-catatonic state by the 
possibility of having to explain any spurious stains to my 
in-house inquisitor.  She considered her precious wallpaper 
and other what nots as national treasures.  A fast, but 
thorough search of the house revealed nothing, much to my 
relief.  

The sounds were still there, however, coming and going with 
an almost recognizable rhythm.  It bugged the shit out of 
me, not being able to place the pattern.  I knew I was 
tired, but I prided myself on being pretty damn sharp and 
being able to figure things out.  This simple little noise 
eluded definition and it was not making my foul mood any 
better.

I went into the kitchen in search of a possible leak in the 
plumbing in that room – although it was hardly ever used.  
My wife only seemed to use those facilities to celebrate 
presidential elections and lunar eclipses.  Something caught 
my eye and I glanced out the window.  

I totally fucking lost it.  

Some idiot – my neighbor idiot, specifically – had turned on 
a lawn sprinkler and aimed it right at my freshly washed and 
waxed car.  

A little background might help here.  We, my neighbor and I, 
were the only two dupes unfortunate enough to have purchased 
houses in this particular development before the developer 
went bankrupt.  Actually, the builder had gambled the town 
would grow out this way, but, lucky guy that he was, it 
didn’t.  So my neighbor and I were the only ones in this 
secluded cul-de-sac.  And I mean secluded.  The nearest 
buildings, other than the odd farmer’s outhouse or hunting 
cabin, were 6 miles away.  

As part of the developer’s bankruptcy, I was able to quietly 
pick up all the other lots in the development using a dummy 
corporation.  That little tidbit has nothing to do with the 
story, either, but, hey, I got a deal on the land, and if I 
can’t brag about it every anonymous chance I get, it would 
be worth less than it actually is, which is almost nothing.

We had electricity and telephone, but there were no other 
utilities out this far.  That meant we used well water to do 
everything, like water the lawn and wash the car.  The water 
that came out of the ground around here may not have been 
toxic, but it was damn close.  The shit was so laden with 
minerals, it could spot a leopard, not to mention what it 
would do to my freshly waxed car.  So when I say I lost it, 
you can understand why.  Right, guys?

I didn’t even think about what I was doing.  I charged over 
to my neighbor’s front door and started pounding on it with 
both fists.  I know now I must have been a frightful visage 
– half dressed, bare foot, uncombed hair still plastered 
down from my shower, my belt in one hand, red-faced, angry, 
yelling and pounding on the door.  I’m surprised she opened 
it at all.

I was so mad, I didn’t even notice her then.  I couldn’t 
even speak coherently.  I remember looking past her for her 
prick of a husband.  Somehow she communicated that he wasn’t 
home, so grabbed her by the arm and dragged her out into the 
middle of their front yard.  I was gesticulating, waving my 
arms like a madman, and grunting like an enraged elephant.  
Eventually she understood what had enraged me.  She walked 
over to the sprinkler and reversed the setting of the sweep 
to properly cover their yard.  Which promptly soaked me, as 
I was still standing in the middle of their yard.  

It’s funny now, looking back, but then, well, then I did 
something that changed my life – and hers.  I don’t remember 
it as clearly as she does, but if she can laugh about it 
now, I suppose I can, too.  It would be nice to say I had 
stayed in control of myself, that I was calm and cool, and 
made a joke out of getting sprayed by the sprinkler.  Big 
deal, right?  It’s just water….

Wrong.  I went berserk.  She told me later that I got this 
strange, maniacal look in my eyes.  She admitted she was 
truly frightened for her safety, as well she should have 
been.  I stood there for several seconds, head-cocked, 
staring at her with this wild look in my eyes, a bloodlust 
coursing through me that I had never experienced previous.  
I wanted some serious revenge, I wanted a serious response.  
I was deadly serious.  

She giggled.  That part I remember, only to me it seemed 
more like a guffaw, a taunt.  It was a big mistake.  It was 
the last straw, apparently.  

I charged at her faster than my wife with a new credit card.  
She was totally unprepared for my on-rush, and that’s the 
picture I remember to this day.  A deer caught in the 
headlights of an on-coming vehicle.  It knows it’s dead, and 
it just sort of gives up and stands there.  Like she did.  

I’m not a big man when you compare me to some of the bubbas 
we have up here in the backwoods, but I hold my own.  At 
just over 6 feet, I towered over her 5’1” stature.  The 
adrenaline was flowing as I grabbed her, sat down on the 
grass, flung her across my lap, and proceeded to raise my 
hand.  It still held my belt, and it was poised to strike, 
held up over my head.

“Please, sir, not the belt.  Please don’t use your belt.”  

Those were the only words she spoke, and somehow, they 
penetrated the denseness of my bloodlust.  I dropped the 
belt and proceeded to beat the tar out of her ass.  
Somewhere between when my hand was over my head and the time 
it landed solidly on her tight little butt, the old memory 
cells in my brain kicked back in.  Apparently this was one 
of life’s little episodes they wanted to be conscious of for 
a long time.  To be able to replay over and over.  

I remember she struggled as best she could until that first 
blow landed.  Between the surprise and my size I was too 
much for her, though.  I don’t know what I intended to do, 
but I felt as if the dam had burst and she was going to get 
the benefit of every frustration in my life up that point.  

I didn’t hold back on that first strike.  The sound of my 
hand colliding with her gluteus maximus sounded like a rifle 
shot.  In the amount of time it took for the pain from my 
hand to reach my brain, the fight was gone from her.  She 
stiffened slightly, I heard an infuriatingly soft 
“Oooooh!” and then she just relaxed.  

Well, relaxed isn’t quite the word.  She sort of wedged her 
ass up in the air, like she was begging for more.  I know 
it’s impossible, but that tight little butt was looking at 
me with an attitude that said, “Go ahead.  Give me your 
best shot.”  She swears she didn’t say anything.  But her 
pert little ass was speaking for her, and it really ticked 
me off.

I lit into her behind like there were fire-ants on a baby.  
I hit my target fast, hard, often and everywhere.  It must 
have been around the fifteenth or sixteenth swat that I felt 
something spray me in the face when my hand connected.  At 
first I thought it was piss, but a quick investigation of my 
boxers told me it wasn’t mine.  There was a distinctly musky 
metallic odor wafting up from her upended bottom.  I was not 
totally unfamiliar with that smell nor its origins, but I 
was totally unprepared for her to be enjoying this.  The 
little minx had climaxed on my lap.

As I continued to paddle her resilient cheeks with my bare 
hand, she shifted slightly, managing to massage the outside 
of my thigh with her tits.  With every squirm she made as I 
walloped her butt, she ground her nipples into the bare skin 
of my leg and rubbed her upper arm against my cock.  Which 
was, by this point, extremely hard.  She continued to cum 
about every ten or so swats, and her shorts were by now so 
dripping wet that the spray was flying with each blow.  This 
woman was cumming like a river.  And the smell that filled 
the immediate area of their front lawn was like a fine 
perfume.  

Pausing, I rested my hand on her warmed ass cheeks.  When I 
pressed down a certain way, I could hear her juices make a 
squishing noise.  I felt along the leg openings of her 
shorts, running my finger through the rivulets of cum 
trickling down onto the grass.

I wasn’t totally immune to the sexual connotations of the 
situation, nor was I totally ignorant that this type of 
thing could happen on those rare occasions.  I had always 
thought it was pretty well limited to the realm of fantasy 
and the outrageous stories I read on the Internet news 
groups.  Having something like this drop into my lap (pun 
intended) was completely unexpected and I really wasn’t sure 
what to do next.  Honest!

You have to understand something at this point.  My wife had 
retired from a professional position at a large bank five 
years after we were married so she could raise the kids.  
Problem was, she seemed to forget that in order to have 
kids, you have to have sex.  To fuck and be fucked.  Somehow 
that small detail seems to have escaped her notice.  It 
ended up that the only one getting screwed at our house was 
I.

For years I tried.  God knows I tried.  Everything.  I was 
loving, I was tender, whatever.  Hell, I was young, horny 
and desperate.  I would have done anything and probably did.  
But after a while, it became clear that the pearly gates 
were closed forever.  After five years, she was done.  My 
constant desperation for sex changed to an occasional urge 
and then morphed into the quiet bitterness of the last 15 or 
so years.  

Yes, you got that right.  I hadn’t had sex for going on 
twenty years.  I knew my right hand really well, but other 
than that, I was celibate.

In the space of a week after her ‘retirement,’ my wife had 
changed from the beautiful woman I had married into a 
younger spitting image of Momma.  Almost.  Momma was still 
uglier.  I swear, the little button nose I had planted so 
many kisses upon actually hooked out and down.  It scared 
the shit out of me for months when I woke up in the 
mornings.  Her tits – I distinctly remember she had a very 
nice pair when we married – now applauded when she did 
aerobics.  They lay flat on her chest, thinner than my 
wallet the day before payday.  She had somehow managed to 
suck the life out of them just as she had our marriage.  
When she did aerobics, you could hear them clapping and 
flapping up and down as she did her workout.

She had a pair of purple lycra bicycle shorts she loved to 
wear around the house.  I do not exaggerate when I say that 
those shorts made her butt look like a giant California 
prune, complete with wrinkles and the crease.  It didn’t 
tighten up when she bent over, either.  I still shudder when 
I picture her in those shorts.  

Like I said, I did my best for a while to please her, 
thinking if she were satisfied she would reciprocate.  I 
never found out if that theory was true or not, as, try as I 
might, I never heard the slightest moan or even flinch from 
that corpse-like body that lay beside me in bed.  I probed 
and prodded with fingers and tongue for months in search of 
her magic button, but I never did find it.  I would lay odds 
that if she ever had one, Momma had it cut off for her.

The odor drifting up from the squirming woman on my lap was 
nothing like the smell I remembered emanating from my wife.  
What came from her was more like swamp gas when the skunks 
are mating, not to mention the revolting taste.  It tasted 
like she wiped her ass the wrong direction, not that I 
actually knew what shit tasted like.  

I was not surprised to learn later that she did wipe the 
wrong way.  Surprisingly, she never got a vaginal infection 
that I can recollect.  Apparently, all the noxious germs 
declared her cunt a hostile environment and stayed the Hell 
away.  Eventually, I did the same, as well.  Of course when 
I learned later of her poor hygiene, that helped explain the 
painful burning sensations I had had for the first five 
years of our wedded bliss and the bouts of projectile 
vomiting I experienced the day after sticking my tongue into 
that cesspool….

So, you may well ask, as I often did myself, why did I stay 
with that horrid woman?  That’s an easy question to answer.  

Fear.  

Total abject fear that comes from knowing with certainty the 
horrible consequences of divorcing or even separating from 
her.

You see, Momma had three children: Two sons and my wife.  
Momma had made her fortune early and often by gutting and 
filleting a series of foolish, rich husbands.  Two died 
paupers, one died mysteriously, and the other three were 
still in the loony bin.  At the state’s expense, of course.  
Momma cleaned them all out, then dumped them, if they were 
still alive.  My wife had learned her lessons well, she had 
just picked the wrong horse.  For all practical appearances, 
I was in no hurry to get rich, dead or crazy.  It was just 
about the only method of revenge I had.  Not to mention 
survival.

Her two brothers were the only men I knew who considered the 
institution of marriage a legitimate profit center for their 
business.  Well, other than the Catholic Church.  They were 
divorce lawyers.  Figures, right?  Pain and suffering only 
meant higher fees, and Heaven help the other side.  They 
were vicious, cutthroat amoral assholes.  But I already told 
you they were lawyers, didn’t I.  Sorry to repeat myself.

With those two and Momma backing her, my wife, in her 
delicate manner, informed me on the day after our wedding 
night that any attempt to divorce her would result in my 
instantaneous transportation to the state of abject poverty.  
The same went for philandering and debauchery.  Now, while I 
was in no apparent hurry to get rich, I was in even less of 
a hurry to be poor.  That sucks, big time!  Been there, done 
that, so to speak.  

There were too many raucous tales of their vicious courtroom 
battles that were told in gruesome detail around the annual 
Christmas dinner for me to doubt the outcome of any 
proceedings I might undertake against her and them.  Those 
haunting images of eviscerated marriages were just too real 
to afford me any hope for a way out prior to death doing us 
part.  So I took the small revenges I could.  I refused 
promotions at my job and I hid my investments in dummy 
corporations, mostly out of state or off shore.  Shit, I’m 
not stupid, just trapped!

You, however, are probably thinking about now that I sure 
the fuck am too stupid.  Here I am, in a sex-charged 
situation the likes of which will probably never happen to 
me again, and I’m telling you about California prunes.  So 
why the hell didn’t I just fuck her right then and there on 
the front lawn?  I hear what you’re thinking.

Well, two reasons, asshole.  One, it would make a really 
short, predictable story.  You can get that anywhere else in 
this newsgroup.  Two, I really was serious when I said I 
didn’t know what to do next.  I was scared to continue, and 
petrified not to.

She felt me feeling her wetness and became a little shy, I 
guess.  She put her hands back to push mine away from her, 
but I would have none of that.  For one, I wasn’t quite done 
wailing on her butt, yet.  Secondly, her upper arm moved 
away from my cock, and I missed the warm fuzzy feelings it 
had been giving me.  That pissed me off all over again, but 
as you have probably figured out by now, it was just that 
kind of a day for me.  Everything pissed me off.  

I snagged my belt from where it had fallen when I dropped it 
and looped it around both her forearms.  I cinched it tight, 
looped it twice more and tied off the end.  It was a pretty 
thick belt so it wasn’t a great tie job.  She could have 
been loose in three seconds if she wanted.  It’s hard to tie 
a knot in a good belt, so the end of it was just sort of 
tucked under and folded over.  It would hold, but only for 
as long as she cooperated.

Tying her arms like that moved her biceps back into contact 
with my own hard muscle.  When she realized I had tied her 
arms behind her back, it was as if a switch had been thrown.  
I thought she had been sexually aroused before.  Shit, now I 
could literally feel her quivering with sexual energy as she 
lay across my legs.  It was as if, by tying her up, she 
could let it all loose.  She had no option left to resist, 
and I was free to do to her and with her whatever I chose.  
I don’t think she exactly understood that at the time.  I 
sure as Hell didn’t, but that didn’t stop me from taking 
advantage of the situation.

I started spanking her again, this time with slow 
deliberation.  My frenzy was passed.  When my hand would get 
tired, I would rub her thighs, feeling and marveling at the 
silky smoothness of her skin and the continued wetness of 
her sex.  At first she resisted the insertion of my hand in 
between her legs, but soon she allowed me to feel her 
freely, wherever I wanted.  And I wanted a lot!

When I couldn’t lift my hand anymore, I stopped her 
punishment.  We were both breathing hard, and I sat there 
for a while getting my breath back.  My anger was sated and 
my hand throbbed.  So did my cock.  I can only imagine what 
her ass felt like.  It must have been hotter than a two-
dollar pistol.  The color of the skin I could see below the 
bottoms of her shorts was a deep red and radiated heat.  Her 
breathing made her tits, still hard-pressed against my 
thigh, massage her erect nipples into my skin.  I could feel 
their hardness through her thin shirt.

I don’t recall her crying out or screaming throughout the 
entire spanking.  I do remember hearing groaning and panting 
and the tiny little gasps of ‘Oh-Oh-Oh!’  I had read about 
those sounds women make in the newsgroup stories as 
signifying an orgasm in progress.  What I do remember, and I 
find this the most amazing part, was that I had not 
ejaculated during all of this.  Maybe it was that fact that 
pushed me to do what I did next.  I truly don’t know why I 
did something so out of character.  But I did, and it turned 
out to be the most memorable thing I had ever witnessed in 
my life.

Leaving her arms tied behind her back, I leveraged her 
backwards so she was on her knees.  Standing up, I helped 
her up onto her own feet.  I started leading her over to my 
property.  When she realized where I was taking her, she 
suddenly stiffened in fear.  Somehow being tied up in the 
open with a strange man was OK, but going over to his house 
scared her?  Huh? I don’t pretend to understand ‘em, it 
confuses the Hell out of me…  

I turned and glared at her, not saying a word.  The wild 
look came back to me easily as I still did not have a firm 
grip on my sanity.  She lowered her gaze in resignation and 
sighed.  I led her like a lamb to the slaughter over to the 
door to my garage.  In the cupboard just inside the door, I 
located a large beach towel and held it up to her mouth.

“Open!”

She opened her mouth with a startled look and took the 
towel.  I think she was expecting to get fucked.

I pointed to the car.  “Dry it off!”

She protested.  With her mouth full, however, it was 
difficult for her to talk.  That was something I would have 
to remember in the future!  When I continued to glare at her 
and point at the car, she finally turned around and made 
motions for me to release her hands.  I wasn’t quite ready 
to do that yet.

I shook my head.  “No hands.  Now get busy!”  I barked the 
words like I was giving instructions on a noisy construction 
site.

She turned and looked at me.  Again with those eyes!  I 
almost gave in but I held firm.  She made her way slowly 
over to my car.  She looked back a couple of times to see if 
I would give in, but I just stood there, glaring.

Suddenly I gasped, short of breath, but this time not from 
exertion.  My neighbor’s wife looked better the farther away 
she got from me.  That had nothing to do with her beauty, 
but rather with my eyesight at my age.  She had just moved 
into clear focus.  I had recently hit that age where my arms 
were no longer long enough to read the newspaper.  I had 
glasses, but detested wearing them for around the house 
stuff.  It wasn’t vanity.  I could never keep them clean.  
Now I wished I had them on.

She stood about 5’1”, like I said before.  She was a 
brunette, with wavy shoulder length hair.  Even after all 
she had been through being over my lap, her hair just seemed 
to be perfectly in place.  If she weighed 105 lbs., she 
would have to have been holding sack of groceries while 
standing on the scale.  It was no wonder I could manhandle 
her so easily.  I began to worry if I had hurt her when I 
hauled her around so roughly.

Her breasts were pushed forward by the position of her arms, 
but what I could see would have been ample for a woman with 
a larger frame.  With them jutting out like they were, 
young, firm and high on her chest, it looked almost 
cartoonish.  Each was a good hand’s full, and she had great 
nipples.  That I could see clearly.  Her hips flared 
slightly in a girlish fashion, as if she had not fully 
matured.  But her magnificent ass, the one I had just 
pulverized, was exactly that.  Magnificent.  High, firm, 
rounded nicely and it had a great jiggle as she walked.  The 
kind of ass that could get a man fired for pinching it if it 
were on a co-worker.  Or rubbing it.  Or just having to 
worship it.  Truly a great ass.

I had already spent a great deal of time caressing the 
smooth skin of her thighs, but seeing them under her, 
supporting her, put them in a whole new perspective.  They 
really did go from here to there.  The proverbial never-
ending legs.  And each one ended in what the Victorians 
would have called a ‘well-turned ankle.’  (That’s not a 
sports medicine term for an injury, by the way.)  Even her 
toes looked suckable, and I had never, ever understood that 
particular fetish.  Then again, you’ve never seen what grew 
in between my wife’s toes….

She must have heard me gasp, as she had stopped and was 
watching me stare at her.  She seemed pleased with my 
reaction, or perhaps that I had finally noticed her at all.  
I motioned for her stop where she was and to wait.  I dashed 
into the house and grabbed my glasses and one of the pieces 
of office equipment I have to keep with me.

She blushed when she saw me coming back out of the house 
with my glasses on.  It was very becoming.  I moved closer – 
now that I could see her clearly! – and noticed she had 
beautiful expressive brown eyes.  I motioned for her to go 
ahead and start drying off my car.  She pleaded with me with 
those eyes….  Damn those eyes.  I almost gave in.

When I didn’t, she carefully laid the towel down on the hood 
(the bonnet, for our UK readers) of the car.  At first she 
used her forehead to rub the towel over the surface of the 
metal, but the folds in the large towel thwarted her 
efforts.  However, I wasn’t paying much attention to how 
good a job she was doing on the car.  My attention was 
riveted to her luscious body.  When she bent over to press 
her forehead to the towel, gravity exerted its own forces on 
her tits, making them hang down to the full extent of their 
magnificence.  They were each a hands full, but only if you 
could palm a basketball.  Well, maybe a volleyball.  OK, OK.  
Croquet ball.  But that’s the absolute truth.  Nice tits and 
a great firm jello-like action when she tried to rub the 
car.

My own reaction was painfully evident as it was sticking out 
of the fly of the boxers.  I still had not cum, and I knew 
the slightest touch would make me erupt.  My terrible mood 
had evaporated in the heat of my burning lust.  I hadn’t 
noticed her looking back at me from her bent over position, 
but I did notice she suddenly got very involved with rubbing 
the car, using her whole body to try to move that towel.  It 
was at that point that I guess she decided to get a little 
back at me.  She really started to put on a show for me.

She started by grasping an edge of the towel and standing up 
straight, so that the cloth fell down and unfolded along her 
body in a single thickness.  That towel had never looked so 
good.

Then she moved to the driver’s side window.  Keeping the 
edge of the towel in her mouth, she pressed forward, forcing 
her tits against the window, with that lucky towel trapped 
between her body and the window.  She then moved them over 
and over and around and around the glass, again using her 
whole body in a writhing motion.  I noticed that she spent a 
long time on the edges of the window, where they seated into 
the weather-stripping.  At first I thought she was being 
careful, then I noticed she was using her nipples and 
brushing them over and over the uneven surfaces, using the 
edge to flip them back and forth.  She was really getting 
into – and off on – the job of drying my car.  Well, two 
could play that game.

I lifted the piece of office equipment I had brought out 
with me and aimed it at her.  I fired five shots at her 
point-blank before she looked up and noticed.  Those little 
digital cameras don’t make much noise, but I was getting 
into it now.  Anyway, the shots I got of her were hot.  She 
came across through the lens like the sexiest vixen 
imaginable.  I only hoped the jpegs would as hot.  She saw 
the camera in my hand when she looked back at me.  I saw a 
brief flash of what could have been fear, quickly replaced 
by one of defiance in those deep brown eyes of hers.  

She spied a pool of water that had collected in the side 
mirror.  She bent down and used the surface tension of the 
cloth of her shirt to draw the water onto her own body.  The 
part of her shirt she used to soak up the water was that 
part which was directly over her left breast.  As any red-
blooded Southern boy knows, thin cotton T-shirts, water and 
boobs were one of God’s greatest gifts.  I could see her 
breast as clearly as if she were naked.  Only this was 
somehow sexier.  She walked, hell, she sashayed, to the 
other side of the car and soaked up the pooled water in the 
other side mirror with her other tit.  She came back and did 
a shimmy-shimmy for me that nearly made me loose my load 
right then and there.  

As the windows on the driver’s side were done, she used her 
toes of on foot to grasp the towel by one edge and lift it 
over the rear side panel.  I thought she would set it up 
there and then use her body again.  I was actually looking 
forward to seeing that one more time.  But she surprised me.  

She kept her foot up and slid with the towel under her leg 
up onto the car until she was kind of straddling the rear 
fender, one foot on the ground, the other leg on the trunk 
of the car, folded back a bit.  She then proceeded to use 
her inner thighs to rub the towel over the rear quarter-
panel of the car and the trunk.  I think she surprised 
herself a little, when she raised her foot that was next to 
the tire and tried to use it to dry the chrome wheel.  When 
her foot came off the ground, her cunt came into close 
personal contact with the slight ridge that ran from the 
back window to the taillight.  The look on her face was 
priceless, and I captured it with the camera for posterity.  

When she stopped cumming from that sudden assault on her 
privates, she scooted her hot little body up and down that 
fender like she was trying to sand it smooth.  I think it 
was at that point she completely forgot about the camera and 
me and just began making love to my car.  She did remember 
to do the other side, and it was rubbed equally smooth.  Her 
face looked relaxed and satisfied when she finally opened 
her eyes and remembered where she was.  Looking at me with a 
Mona Lisa grin, she got on with the rest of the job.

She propped her bare heels on the back bumper and used her 
rubbery ass to rub out any imperfections in the finish of 
that area.  She breast rubbed the passenger windows and 
then, using her teeth, dragged the towel to the roof of the 
auto by climbing up on the back bumper and over the lid of 
the trunk.  I held my breath, hoping she wouldn’t fall off 
with her arms tied behind her like that.

She was very careful.  Careful not to fall off the 
precarious perch and careful to get every last drop of 
moisture on that roof.  You wouldn’t believe it if I told 
you what she did up there to move that towel around, but 
suffice it to say, I was ready to die a poor man.  My wife 
could have everything.  This woman was phenomenal.  I have 
never seen a woman writhe and twist and squirm quite like 
that before or since.  The camera captured a lot of it, but 
the stills, while stupendous, just didn’t do justice to the 
motions she went through.  

Then came the grand finale.  Flushed and breathless, she 
ended up sitting at the front of the roof, just over the 
windshield.  I was still snapping shots like crazy, swapping 
disks as needed.  I saw when the idea came to her.  It was 
those damned eyes, again.  A mischievous gleam lit off 
inside them that was noticeable even in the pictures.  I saw 
her rearrange the towel a bit, then she looked at the camera 
and licked her lips as sensuously as possible.  

She did the splits, spreading her long legs almost straight 
out on each side of her body.  Then, with a little scootch, 
she launched her body off the edge of the roof and slid down 
the windshield.  Her widespread legs pressed the towel 
against the window and dried it, but by that time, I 
couldn’t have given a shit about the fucking car or the 
water spots.  By using some more little scootches with her 
hips that made my cock ache with jealousy, she maneuvered 
her wide-spread legs and tight little ass all the way down 
to the front of the car.  There she stopped, propped her 
heels on the front bumper and leveraged herself off the hood 
of the car.

I thought she was done.  She had other plans.  She used her 
ass and tits to dry the grill and headlamps.  The collected 
water kept the cotton of her tight shirt translucent.  I was 
breathing in short ragged gasps, as if I had just gone five 
rounds with the WWF champions.  Licking her lips again, she 
bent over in the front of my car and gave the fucking hood 
ornament a blow-job.  That fucking lucky chrome Jag 
ornament.  I swear I heard the damn thing purring, but then 
again, that may have been her.  

After several minutes of mouthing the chrome ornament, she 
stood up.  I again thought she was done, but she did one 
more thing.  With her eyes firmly locked on mine, she stood 
with her back to the car she had just so charmingly dried 
off.  With slow deliberation, she backed up, until her ass 
touched the hood ornament.  There she paused briefly, sort 
of shifting her weight.  Then she eased back further.  As 
she settled her ass on to the hood, her eyes closed and I 
heard her groan.  

I looked down at the juncture of her thighs, expecting to 
see the tip of the Jag protruding from between them.  I did 
a double-take.  No Jag!  The slow rhythmic motions of her 
hips left no doubt as to what was happening.  My baby, my 
pride and joy, my Jag had just bagged his first piece of 
ass!  My baby became a man that day– so to speak.  

I continued to capture the entire event on disk, through her 
gut-wrenching climax to her using her dainty tongue to clean 
all of her fluids from the no longer virgin hood ornament.  
When she was finished with the car, we both just kind of 
stood there staring at each other.  I don’t think either of 
one us could believe what had just happened.  Neither one of 
us wanted to do or say anything to ruin the moment, either.  

Finally, after what seemed like decades, she came over to 
where I was standing.

“I’m sorry about the sprinkler.  Will there be anything 
else, sir?”  Her gaze was directed not at my face, but at 
my crotch – and my exposed cock – just so there would be no 
misunderstanding what ‘else’ she was referring to.  

“No, I don’t think we’d better do anything else.”  It came 
out as a cross between a croak and a groan.  It was one of 
the most painful sentences I have ever had to utter.  Like I 
said earlier, abject fear and total certainty of the 
consequences.  A man does strange and perverted things to 
avoid pain and poverty.  Her eyes whipped up to meet mine in 
surprise.  

“Don’t I please you, sir?”

“Oh, God, yes.  Very, very, very, very much.  But, well, 
it’s complicated.  I, well, I just can’t.”

“It sure looks like you can!”  she quipped, with a nod of 
her head at my crotch.

“No, not like that.  It’s my wife....  Damnit all!  I just 
can’t.  Not now.”

She misunderstood what I had been babbling about and got a 
horrified look on her face.  “She’s HERE?”  I’m sure she 
pictured the old bat peering at her performance through the 
upstairs window and that she would be critiquing her 
performance later.  That thought made me shiver, too.

“No, she’s out of town for a while.  But if she ever found 
out, and believe me, she would, I stand to lose 
everything.”

“Oh.”  That concept she understood.  Figures.  “So 
there’s nothing I can do for you?”

I thought about that for a moment.  Then I grinned.  “Yes 
there is.  Two things, in fact.”

Her face lit up and so did my heart.  Her innocent joy was 
so pure it was infectious.

“You can tell me your name…” her face fell “…and you can 
make breakfast in the morning.”  Her eyes turned into 
saucers at that.  I had just told her I couldn’t mess 
around, and now I was talking about breakfast.  “Come over 
and knock on the door at 7:30.  That is, if your husband is 
out of the house.”  I knew he was.  He was almost always 
gone on weekends.

The play of emotions across her face was delightful to watch 
as she put the pieces together.  She blushed at the trick I 
had pulled on her, then burst out laughing. 

When she calmed down, she grinned up at me.  “It’s a 
deal,” was all she said.  She then stretched up and kissed 
my cheek, turned and walked across my driveway and onto her 
yard.  Just as she stepped off the paved driveway, she 
wiggled her arms and the belt came undone.  She pulled her 
arms free, and rubbed them to get the circulation going 
again.  With her hands free, she gave my belt a little 
cowgirl whirl over her head and turned towards her house.  

About halfway to her door she looked back over her shoulder 
to see if I was still watching.  I was.  There was nothing 
in the world I would ever want to look at again.  It was 
quite a distance, but I swear, when she saw me watching her 
she stuck her tongue out at me, then turned and pulled her 
shorts down and mooned me as she scurried the rest of the 
way to her door.  Bare-assed and laughing.  

Just as the door closed I heard her call out, “Oh, yeah, my 
name.  It’s Janet.”

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