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Subject: Spring Orgy - Overheard In A Corridor...
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OVERHEARD IN A CORRIDOR OF
THE _S.S. SYBARIS_

by

Pulp Fan


     "Hey--you're a writer, aren't you?"

     "Yeah, that's right."

     "I thought so--I recognized the name on your
badge.  You do some really good stuff--I like it a
lot!"

     "Well thanks!"  Blushing.  "That's very nice to
hear.  So, what was your favorite?"

     "Uh...favorite what?"

     "Favorite one of my stories."

     "I...uh...well, I couldn't really say, exactly..."

     "Have you _really_ read any of my stuff?"

     "Sure!  Loads--it's really good!"

     "So, what's your favorite?"

     "Uh...'The Orgasm'."

     "Good story.  Not one of mine though.  You
_haven't_ read any of my stories, have you?"

     "Well, maybe not in the truest sense...I mean,
I've read the reviews, and Celeste loves you, and..."

     "So, what is this?  You just want to fuck?  You
figure if you tell me, 'Oh, I've read your stories, oh
great writer, and they're peachy,' I'll swoon and say,
'Great, let's go shag someplace'?"

     "No!  I mean, I wouldn't put it quite like
that..."

     "Well, I would!  Admit it--you lied to me in a
blatant attempt to try and get some sex!"

     "Oh, all right, but..."

     "No buts!  If you wanted sex, you should have just
asked if I wanted to do it--not lie to me!"

     "Sorry..."  Pause.  Shuffles feet nervously.  "Well,
do you wanna?"

     "Do I wanna?  Do I wanna what?"

     "You know--fool around?"

     "Gee--I thought you'd _never_ ask!"

THE END


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