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Celestial Reviews 247 - January 7, 1998
Note: I am getting a little behind <g> in my reading lately. With the
holidays and the Christmas Story Contest, I have not been able to read many of
the stories submitted to me for review. I'll catch up shortly.
Second note: THE WINNER OF THE CELESTIAL CHRISTMAS STORY CONTEST. Before I
announce the winner, let me say that I was delighted at the number and quality
of the entries. I don't mean to be trite when I saw this; but I honestly feel
that there are no losers in a contest like this. The authors "won" by
expressing themselves in some excellent stories; and we readers won by
obtaining some good stuff to read. I hope many of the new authors will use
this as a starting point from which to gauge their progress as writers.
Thanks to everyone who participated!
I am going to announce only one winner, and it has not been an easy decision.
There were several outstanding stories. I have no objection at all to someone
else publicly proclaiming his/her own winner based on these entries.
The winner of the Celestial Christmas Story Contest is "Stocking Filler" by
Bronwen. The story came across to me as a wonderful presentation of sexy
Christmas magic. Congratulations, Bronwen! You can add this award to your
resume!
The following is an alphabetical list of ALL 31 entries. Reviews of these
stories can be found in the current and past issues of Celestial Reviews.
Several of the best made my December Top 20 list, and a few others are almost
certain to make my January 1998 list.
"All I Want for Xmas" by No One
"Another Christmas Carol" by James Martin
"Carole" by Kim
"Charlie B's Christmas" by Sacvan
"A Child's Christmas" by Mat Twassel
"Christmas Carole" by MrSpraycan
"Christmas Dinner" by Tom Bombadil
"Christmas in Scarsdale" by MrSpraycan
"Christmas Present For Kathy" by Unknown Author
"A Christmas Triple" by Kim
"Claustrophobia" by Adrian Hunter
"The Curiosity Shop" by Sven the Elder
"Dance With Me" by Ellen Hayes
"Destiny Manifested" by Losgud
"An Elf Maiden's Christmas" by PJ "Fantasies" by BitSlinger
"Forget All That" by Uther Pendragon
"Holly & Ivy - An Xmas Fantasy" by Captain Atom
"A Letter to my Babe" by Dexy
"My Xmas Threesome" by Patty Nickel
"The Night Before Christmas" by M1KE HUNT
"Room with a View" by Mark Aster
"Seduction" by A Magician
"Snow Angels" by Saucy Wench
"Snow Flake" by DG
"Snowbound" by Ann Douglas
"Stocking Filler" by Bronwen
"Thank You, Mr. Dickens" by El Sol
"Tongue and Cheek" by Hawk "Santa" Richards
"The Twelve Nights of Xmas" by Captain Atom
"A Very Rejected Christmas" by OddManOut Anywhere
"Winter Solstice" by Raven M.
My congratulations and appreciation to everyone who entered this contest!
Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for
me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com.
- Celeste
"Snow Angels" by Saucy Wench (cold sex) 10, 8, 8
"A Child's Christmas" by Mat Twassel (Christmas sex) 10, 10, 10
"An Elf Maiden's Christmas" by PJ (sci fi Christmas sex) 10, 9, 9
"All I Want for Xmas" by No One (ff sex with sexy elf) 10, 9, 9
"Holly & Ivy - An Xmas Fantasy" by Captain Atom (Christmas
threesome) 10, 9, 9
"The Twelve Nights of Xmas" by Captain Atom (lengthy orgy)
10, 9, 9
"Charlie B's Christmas" by Sacvan (cartoon character sex) 9, 8, 8
"A Christmas Triple" by Kim (three stories) 10, 10, 10
"Thank You, Mr. Dickens" by El Sol (classic Christmas tale
parody) 9, 9, 9
Guest Reviews:
"Other. A Fantasy" by Tom (time travel) 9, 8, 6
"Summer Help" by Joshu Levi (sex with yardboy) 7, 6, 5
"In the Backyards" by Frederick T. (emerging sexuality) 8, 6, 7
"Blossoms" by Lord Malinov (pregnant sex) 10, 10, 10
"Romantic Interludes" by LM l (fuck & suck story) 7, 7, 7
Reposted Review:
* "Citation" by Unknown Author (pleasurable police bondage)
8, 9.5, 9
* = Repost of previous review (because the story has recently been
reposted)
"Snow Angels" by Saucy Wench (wenchsaucy@aol.com). Question: What is a
"coolie"? Answer: A quickie in the snow.
The two ladies are snowed in for the evening - or perhaps longer - in a
comfortable rustic cabin. So they go outside and frolic naked in the snow.
Their nipples get hard, their breasts get perky, they make snow angels, and
then Caesar (the dog) jumps against the door and locks them outside. Well,
not really; but Brandi lets Janet think so.
So what do two sexy ladies do to keep warm when they are trapped outside the
house in the snow near a hot tub? Wrong! They walk a half mile or so to the
nearest occupied house, which is occupied by a half dozen teenage boys jerking
off while they are watching porn flicks. But that possible scenario seems
risky or risqué or both, and so they go to the next house; where they are
greeted with open arms, dial 911, and make a cop come.
Actually, this isn't a Christmas story at all - just a walk in a winter
wonderland. It's an unpredictable story with numerous twists and turns and
various other gyrations. Let me say that everyone - er, everything - finally
comes together in the end. I liked this story a lot.
Ratings for "Snow Angels"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 8
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 8
"A Child's Christmas" by Mat Twassel (Mmtwassel@aol.com). The author says he
hadn't originally intended to write a Christmas story, but he was disappointed
that Mark Aster didn't give us Pat and Julie and Keda and Tommy enjoying
Christmas and felt compelled to do it on his own. So he borrowed the gang
from the Allen sisters, and the result is a delightful story that reads almost
like one Mark would have written himself. The author points out that if Mark
wants to sue him, he hopes that maybe Julie Allen will consent to be his
lawyer.
The story begins with Our Hero (to whom the author gives the cryptic, almost
laconic name "Al") returning from his day's work as a department-store Santa
Claus, accompanied by a delightfully bratty child named Malcomb. The adults
do Christmassy things with the kids and sexy things with each other. The NBC
Today Show is currently running a series about turning 40; and from what they
say and from what happens in this story, we can safely conclude that Al has
not yet reached that age. The author does an excellent job of imitating Mark
Aster, with perhaps a touch of John Steinbeck at the very end.
Ratings for "A Child's Christmas"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
"An Elf Maiden's Christmas" by PJ (pjurado@aol.com). An evil, dark,
intergalactic power has decided to destroy Light throughout the universe,
beginning with Earth, which is noteworthy for the light and goodness emanating
from its north pole. The disembodied Elf Maiden Gwena is sent as the emissary
of Naar to carry out this destruction of benevolence. Meanwhile, in Mr.
Claus's toy factory, the novice elf Tifa has been assigned to section thirteen
to screw on case lids.
This could lead us to the classic Christmas joke: How many elves does it take
to screw on a case lid? Answer: Just two, but they'll sometimes fall off the
case lid while they are screwing. But the author doesn't go there. Instead,
we have a face-off between the Elf Maidens Gwena and Tifa. Will Gwena convert
Tifa and the others to the power of darkness? Or will Tifa win Gwena over to
the power of Light? Or will they simply engage in wild elfin sex and go their
separate ways? Or will Gwena possess the body of Tifa and seduce Santa
himself? And what will Mrs. Claus do if she finds out? The answers may
surprise you. There's only one way to find out. Read the story.
Ratings for "An Elf Maiden's Christmas"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 9
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9
"All I Want for Xmas" by No One (tcm_mct@hotmail.com). Bree is a young lady
who has discovered and accepted her lesbian orientation. Which is fortunate,
because Santa Claus happens to be female in this story. Actually, it's not
Santa who is delivering Bree's present, but rather one of those elves with
fiery red hair, pert breasts, and a tight little ass - the sort that evokes
visions of sugarplums.
After some small talk over milk and cookies, the elf serves herself up as
Bree's Christmas present. The story even has a moral: it's only when you
start taking the gift for granted that it loses its meaning, and is no longer
a gift.
This is another very nice story!
Ratings for "All I Want for Xmas"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 9
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9
"Holly & Ivy - An Xmas Fantasy" by Captain Atom (captatom@thepentagon.com).
Many other Christmas stories have a plot of sorts - something to do with
harmony in the universe or being kind to children. This one is a straight
fuck and suck story: the narrator finds Holly and Ivy under his Christmas
tree, and they're off to the races. It's hot stuff!
Ratings for "Holly & Ivy"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 9
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9
"The Twelve Nights of Xmas" by Captain Atom (captatom@thepentagon.com). The
narrator has done a good deed for Mary, a new vice-president at the company he
works for. As a reward, he has received the gift of a new woman for each of
the twelve nights of Christmas. Beats the hell out of a partridge in a pear
tree or a bunch of lords a leaping!
The episodes are hot but brief. I suspect that the author knows that there
are FORTY days in Lent.
Ratings for "The Twelve Nights of Xmas"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 9
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9
"Charlie B's Christmas" by Sacvan (sacvan@hotmail.com). Charlie Brown has
been seduced yet one more time by Lucy. No, not for sex, but to play
football. As he approaches the ball to give it a good, firm kick like one of
the Pilgrims from the Mayflower, he notices that Lucy is wearing no panties at
all. Her cunt is pink and beautiful, with just a well-groomed touch of her
raven-black hair, flashing sensuous organic color right next to the white
snow. As he continues his approach, he notices that the tuft of pubic hair
seems sticky. The fingers of her other hand are rhythmically circling her
clitoris, her pelvis moving in sympathy. Maybe she had been masturbating right
on his front porch. Or perhaps she had just had sex with someone else. The
hand reaches down, so delicately, it seems to take impossibly long, and
inserts fingers deep into her cunt. She tosses her head back, her lips
parted.... Will he kick the ball, or will the distraction cause Charlie Brown
to miss the football yet one more time?
This story will make no sense to Europeans, who think football is soccer.
The story is not yet complete. The author promises us the rest by next
Christmas. I hope he keeps that promise.
Ratings for "Charlie B's Christmas"
Athena (technical quality): 9
Venus (plot & character): 8
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 8
"A Christmas Triple -- Three Stories by Kim" (Ghost@nym.alias.net). Kim
certainly has been writing some excellent stories lately! This is a set of
three stories, each quite different from the others.
"A Quiet Rooftop Orgy" is set in the context of Malinov's Holiday Orgy. To
put it briefly, Kim and Rob get it on nicely on the rooftop of the Castle.
Then in "Dark Doings in the Dungeons" various authors punish the repentant
reviewer for her pernicious punditry, if there is such a word. But the
depraved damsel bares up - er, bears up - and takes on all comers - men and
women, fingers, tongues, pricks, dildos, with a delightfully wicked enjoyment
and offers her customary love and kisses to all. The final story, "Silent
Night," is not as good as the other two. It relies heavily on a surprise
ending that just didn't move me.
But two out of three ain't bad!
Ratings for "A Christmas Triple"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
"Forget All That" by Uther Pendragon (anon584c@nyx.net). I suppose the main
characteristic of the sexual activity in Uther Pendragon's stories is that it
is both delightfully arousing and arousingly delightful. In addition, the
sexual activity is a perfectly natural part of each story. We don't read
about sexual athletes or people under the mystical influence of mind control;
we read about people like ourselves or our parents twenty or fifty years ago.
It turns out we might have been interesting and sexy people.
And then we have the aphorisms - adages that would make Benjamin Franklin
proud.
**** "There is room for two in a twin bed, but not for two and a wet spot."
**** "Daughters and husbands both create messes, but my daughter and my
husband are both worth it."
This chapter in the Brennan saga is written from Jeanette's perspective, and
it includes her perfect description of her perfect man: "His puns are
execrable, his vocabulary can make me blush, he thinks that passing gas is
funny, his version of vacuuming a carpet isn't worth plugging the machine in,
he can out-stubborn a cat without even trying. He will, however, hug me when
I need it without my telling him why I need it. And no, you can't have him."
When you mix that sort of thing with discussions of family finances, parenting
skills, French phrases that are easily transparent to non-francophiles, and
really hot and tender sex, the result is a darned good story.
As this story begins, Bob and Jeanette have now been married for ten years.
Imagine that. The Kitten (their daughter) is not yet a year old. They have
returned to Bob's parents' house to celebrate Christmas and to make this story
eligible for the Celestial Christmas Story Contest. The story is a remarkable
combination of current activities and flashbacks to Bob's and Jeanette's
earlier lives together and apart. I laughed and I cried and visited my own
version of Bob for orgasmic and comic relief. What more can a girl ask for in
a story?
The story is long on "relationships" - in this case with a focus on the
relationship between Bob and his family. In addition, within this line of
thought the author gives us sometimes lengthy digressions on complex topics.
For example, we get a complex lecture on economics from Bob's father. This is
boring - but that's the point: the old man goes off onto perplexing tangents,
but that's part of his personality. I think it is always difficult to deal
with relevant but extraneous information in a story where the readers will be
looking for erotic impact. I suppose this author could improve, but I think
he already does a pretty good job. My advice is, if you find yourself reading
a paragraph that sounds way too complex, just read it without trying to
understand all the details. There's a good chance the author is just trying
to give the impression that the characters are having complex thoughts - he's
probably not really trying to teach you any French or economic theory.
As in many other episodes of the "For" stories, the author throws in
tantalizing details that make us wonder, "What was that all about?" For
example, in this episode Bob and Jeanette visit her family as well as Bob's.
The details of that visit led me to suspect that Jeanette had been subjected
to some form of childhood sexual abuse from which Bob wants to protect his
wife and his daughter. The author handles this kind of innuendo extremely
well.
Penultimately, let me give you non-francophiles some free help. Bob and
Jeanette are long on puns. The main pun in this episode occurs whenever the
baby says, "Oooh." Each time this happens Bob immediately replies (often in
French), "No, it's not August; it's December." Ya see - The French word for
August sounds remotely like "Oooh," and since Jeanette is a student of
French....
Finally, please note that the story has been reposted in revised form by John
Dark (john_dark@anon.nymserver.com).
Ratings for "Forget All That"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
"Thank You, Mr. Dickens" by El Sol. The author has subtitled this "A Slightly
Sexier Christmas Carol. And indeed it is. Although Ebonezer Razz is a modern
version of Ebenezer Scrooge, the author has expended legitimate and fruitful
effort to bring the old tightwad into the 20th century. In addition, the
genders of some of the characters have been changed in order to enrich the
sexual experiences.
To enjoy this story, all you have to do is engage in a few "what if's?" What
if Scrooge had a sexy half-sister instead of a loving nephew? What if his
beleaguered employee were a hard-working but attractive secretary rather than
a guy with a crippled kid? What if Scrooge begrudged his employees their
happiness but then eavesdropped on a couple of them having sex in the office
during the Christmas party? Think of the voyeurism that would be possible
during the visits of the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future! Think
of what Scrooge could do that would be more memorable than send a prize goose
to his nephew! And who might exclaim, "God bless us every one!" at the climax
of the story - and how might that climax and those words differ from Tiny
Tim's?
This story has great potential, but the author himself points out in his
disclaimer that this story isn't yet quite what he wanted. The Christmas Carol
theme seems to be a natural for a sexy Christmas story, but nobody yet has
risen to the task. El Sol promises to try again next year. I hope he does.
It's already a good story, but it could become much better. And remember: the
copyright has expired; so the rest of you can grab onto this story as well.
Ratings for "Thank You, Mr. Dickens
Athena (technical quality): 9
Venus (plot & character): 9
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9
"Other. A Fantasy" by Tom (tje@mail.nls.net). Guest review by BillyG.
Have you heard someone lament, "If only I had my life to live over."? Or have
you said, "If I only knew then what I know now . . ."? The story's author,
mourning the missed opportunities of seducing his boyhood friend, Sam, or the
"lovely blond girl with braids on each side of her head," Molly, gives himself
that chance of going back and re-living his life at age 12. Accept that there
are an infinite number of parallel worlds and that our protagonist has the
capacity to jump at will to any of these and you have the beginning of this
story.
I'm left with the impression that the author regrets the missed possibilities
of seducing a smooth young boy or a pre-pubescent girl and is giving himself
permission to go back and get it right. Now here's the important
psychological catch: He goes back with all his adult memories intact. He
becomes, in essence, the same "dirty old man" in the body of a 12-year-old
boy. As a consequence, his psychological advantage is enormous.
This story then becomes a variant of the body snatchers or the shape shifters
wherein a lecherous adult who is emotionally stuck in the missed windows of
pre-adolescent seduction, disguises himself as a kid that he might re-live the
lost chances. More, if and when the natural course of events play our or fail
to develop to his desire, he simply looks for the EXIT sign and jumps to yet
another parallel universe.
There is a lack of substance in the nameless protagonist, a slippery
superficiality of repeated seduction and desertion that I found decidedly
unappealing.
Ratings for "Other "
Athena (Technical Merit): 9
Venus (plot & character): 8
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 6
"Summer Help" by Joshu Levi (levi_joshua@hotmail.com). Guest review by James.
What I immediately liked about this story was its mildness, its
suggestiveness. The first few paragraphs made me think one way, but really
took me another. I had to ask myself what sort of story I was reading.
Strangely, I liked it this way.
She is Barbara Williams, a divorcee for five years. An overprotective 17-year-
old son who has now left for school helps set the scene. Now the house feels
empty and larger than it really is.
At least she still has her looks. Barbara knows she still looks good. She's
noticed the way her son's friends look at her. Especially the one she invites
over to help her with chores.
Such is the story.
I like this story best not for its sex, but for the way Joshu sets a scene.
However, especially with a "continued...", this story fails to satisfy. The
story is too suggestive - the sex too short lived.
Ratings for "Summer Help"
Technical Merit: 7
Plot & Character: 6
Appeal to Reviewer: 5
"In the Backyards" by Frederick T. (an19164@anon.nymserver.com). Guest review
by Dart.
I found this to be a somewhat strange story. It certainly didn't develop in
the direction I expected; and even after I read the story several times, its
development, its plot, still leaves me both baffled and amused. Perhaps the
proper way to view the story is simply as a series of events that occur to a
twelve-year-old one summer - events that are connected because they happened
to him. These events may describe reality, but they make for a disjointed
story. Still, I did enjoy reading it - if that makes any sense.
The story begins very pleasantly by describing the summer adventures of a
healthy, and daring it turns out, twelve-year-old male. One morning he climbs
a tree and discovers that he has an unobstructed view into Elsa's bedroom. And
there she is, nude, combing her hair. He watches until she eventually sees
him. For a moment they stare at each other, and then Elsa closes the drapes.
Well, I suppose for a twelve-year-old that that's enough to create an
obsession. It certainly does so for the story's young hero. He returns to his
lookout tree on several other occasions, but the drapes are always closed.
More drastic action is required, and the young man rises to the challenge.
What should happen now? Well, for me, what happened was totally unexpected. It
was also not well integrated into the plot. I won't say more, because everyone
should be allowed to experience the story's surprise for him- or herself.
Ratings for "In the Backyards"
Athena (technical quality): 8
Venus (plot & character): 6
Dart (appeal to reviewer): 7
"Blossoms" by Lord Malinov (malinov@mindless.com). Guest review by Sven the
Elder.
As those who read both a.s.s and a.s.s.d at present can ably testify, a lot of
the former has become a rather putrid swamp just at present. This fact is
evoking rather a lot of vehement, if mildly entertaining, posts to the latter.
All have good points; and yes, there is "freedom of speech" and yes, that
includes all shades from the light of some really excellent stories to the
dark of troll & shock merchants, who are rather like naughty schoolboys saying
'Bum' for effect. There are also the dark porn merchants that beggar belief.
Sadly, in our imperfect world and anarchic Usenet they too have the 'right' to
post. We also have the 'right' not to read.
Soapbox ditched, mild rant mode 'orft'! Why this mention of the dross you
ask? Well, every now and again a story comes to light which eclipses the
rubbish to such an extent that it is worth trawling through the garbage to
find it.
Malinov, I know you don't like the thought of your work going through a
critique process; so I shall not do so. Just be aware of one thing, gentle
readers: Mal has recently started writing what he calls "Trashy
improv(isation)" - his description of some of his short stories. They tend to
use the English language in a neat and concise way which, coupled with short
punchy story lines, is most entertaining. They are all worth searching out.
Use Deja (adult) Malinov.
This is *not* a "trashy improv," I hasten to add - just a rather nice story
about gentle, hot love in the latter stages of pregnancy. Go find it and enjoy
a superb read.
Ratings for "Blossoms"
Technical quality: 10
Plot & character: 10
Sven (appeal to reviewer): 10
"Romantic Interludes" by LM l (RNRH85C@prodigy.com). Guest review by Kim.
Hey, my first review of 1998...
So what have we got here? I was somewhat perturbed to see this in the
introduction to the piece : "The following story contains extreme sexual
content." Wow, I thought, what has Celeste dropped on me now? A snuff, pedo,
scat, cannibal, bestial, love story or something?
Well, no actually. A rather timid little story about a guy and his girlfriend
who one evening decide to kiss, suck, lick and fuck. And that's it. I think LM
needs to check out the usual day-to-day contents of ASS before he issues such
heavy warnings in future <smile>.
That really is the entire plot. The girl, Lisa, asks the narrator, Jeremy, to
make love to her, and he does. You couldn't really ask for a more succinct
story than that.
Question is, of course, was it any good? Weeeellllllll... to put it bluntly,
not really. The writing is pretty clumsy, and the character of the girl is
vacuous to say the least. One more "squeal" out of her and I felt I wanted to
slap her soundly round the face.
I guess I shouldn't be so harsh on such a genteel, almost romantic, by ASS
standards, piece. It's just a pleasant little story of two people being very
nice to each other. It's just a shame it wasn't done better.
I think LM needs to practice his story telling some more, but he should stick
with it, his heart's in the right place. I'm assuming LM is in fact a male.
Ratings for "Romantic Interludes" - by "LM l"
Athena (technical quality): 7 (A stream of cliched descriptions)
Venus (plot & character): 7 (They fucked...)
Kim (appeal to reviewer): 7 (Give the girl some brains, for God's
sake!)
* "Citation" by Unknown Author. Guest review by Piper.
I think the premise of this story falls under the heading of "don't try this
at home". Any guy who flashes a female police officer in the expectation of
receiving the same kind of treatment John gets from Officer Edwards deserves
his just reward - booking, conviction, a police record as a sexual deviant,
fine, probation, and possible jail time.
Lucky for John, Kate Edwards isn't a normal cop, and she has a really well-
developed sense of humor. She gives him a chance to get out of the "public
exposure" charge (or whatever it's called in your neck of the woods). In her
own words, "Until six tomorrow morning, you are going to be my slave. If you
do everything, EVERYTHING I tell you to do, and don't complain about
anything...I'll be happy and you'll be free. Fail to comply just once, or
complain the slightest bit...and I book you as a pervert. Deal?" At this
point, John is naked and secured both hand and foot to an empty bunk in an
empty basement cell in an old, abandoned police building. He agrees.
This story involves handcuffs, zap straps, whipped cream, a string of pleasure
balls, a small vibrator, an abandoned but still functional police building,
and a banana. Officer Edwards just happened to have all of the above (except
the building) in a bag in her patrol car (I wonder just what kind of
"emergency" these things could be used for). Being the curious deviant I am,
and having no personal experience in this area, I asked my two friends about
the practicality of using a peeled banana. After the laughter died down and
they quit smirking at each other, I got the following advice:
"Yeah, you can use a peeled banana. It's better if you leave the
skin on, though," said one.
"As long as you cut the rough bit off the end," said the other (they
spoke in turns, frequently interrupting one another).
"Peeled, they're kinda fragile, so you gotta be real careful. Bear
down too much, and you got banana puree."
"That's messy. But it's fun cleaning up." (More laughs and
knowing glances passed between them.)
So now I know that bananas, peeled or not, are usable phallic substitutes.
The story gained a little credibility, although it still remained well out in
the realm of fantasy.
Technically, this story has some problems. Most of them, I believe, are due
to the ravages of time. The story has been around for a long time. It's been
through the mill, bouncing around from BBS to archive, from system to system,
from editor to word processor, and has suffered the odd wound. While I did
find one or two spelling errors, most of the problems come from small bits of
missing prose. Something, somewhere, pruned a few words here, the end of a
sentence there, and the odd descriptive in between.
This is a pretty good story. It doesn't quite fit into the femdom category
because Officer Edwards doesn't abuse, mistreat, or humiliate her captive.
She merely teases him into having the best sex of his entire life. The
descriptions are hot. The sex is hotter. The ending is a foregone conclusion
about a quarter of the way through. An enjoyable fantasy for anyone who's had
lustful thoughts about our women in blue.
Ratings for "Citation"
Technical merit 8
Plot & character 9.5
Appeal to reviewer 9
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